2013
03
Sep
Lady Gaga is full of shit….she is all hardcore when it comes to showing off her tits…but the fact is that she is wearing underwear reminds me that she’s full of fucking shit…and that this wild and crazy behavior is just a fucking marketing lie…trying to get her attention…trying to get her notice…and I am noticing because I am a pervert but I can see that she’s disgusting.
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2013
03
Sep
Drunk, crackhead women are kinda my thing because they are pretty much the only women I am capable of seducing…they are not so demanding, and you can usually get away with just offering them a shower, or a few dollars and sure they smell like shit, but their mentally unstable behavior keeps things fresh and exciting, and the fact that they are willing to fuck, even if they have no idea what they are doing, cancels out any negative shit…so seeing a fat chick in a bikini on the street at 6 am, obviously wasted…speaks to me.
If that’s not enough for her, here’s a boring video of drunk girls
Or maybe you like drunk girls fighting…
Posted in:Videos
2013
03
Sep
I remember a time when seeing a naked popstar in a magazine was considered scandalous…but we’ve all been so desensitized, these could be pics any Disney star and we’d look and hardly care, so when it’s Gaga, who’s hurting for attention as hard as she ever has, it’s just expected…and I am down with staring at her tits and her suggestive poses, but I know shit doesn’t fucking matter, I’m hardly impressed and I don’t even care…which is saying a lot considering the last 10 years of my life has been devoted to exposing these bitches when they get famous…I guess it’s officially got boring…thanks Gaga for reminding me.
I guess this isn’t really her topless, since she’s got make-up on her nipples but it is close enough.
2013
03
Sep
I would say that it amazes me that low level models go to Terry’s studio to let him take pics of them, but girls are groupies and they all want to be models and know that he’s the biggest fashion photographer around, making him into some kind of icon, that they need to fuck just for the possible chance he’ll link them up to better gigs…it’s like “of course I’ll get naked for Terry, how could I say no, he’s so important”….even if they wind up getting HIV positive out of it, it may be the most strategic HIV they get…career-wise.
The fact is that he’s a pervert with an ego, which I guess makes him a creep. He took pics as a reason to get girls to dirty things in the first place, now he’s a millionaire cuz of it, and instead of trying to trick bitches into it, they just come to him…he’s got the best scam going…but he should try to pull hotter bitches..this Dana chick is average at best.
Posted in:Dana Wright|NSFW
2013
03
Sep
This is major news, at least to the average middle american who is out of work, uneducated and doesn’t really bother with actual news, because the whole celebrity thing is far more exciting, you know to distract from their shitty fucking life, giving them something focus on, like Taylor Swift’s relationship history as they buy her merchandise making her money, and not realizing how shitty their lives are, because if they did realize, they’d likely kill themselves by hanging from the trailer park communal shower, because the ceilings in the trailer aren’t high enough to dangle from….
Taylor Swift is not wearing weirdo high waisted bikini bottoms like some kind of creep who raided her grandmother’s bathing suit drawer like she has the last dozen or more times she’s been in a bikini…
I don’t know about you, but this is just major…at least in a world with little going on…
Posted in:Taylor Swift
2013
03
Sep
Here is some Hayden Panettiere in her bikini and it’s really not all that exciting…because even with her fake tits she’s a barrel chested troll who belongs in a circus, and not even a high level circus that tours and has a vegas show, but one run out of a barn in some small town, where she juggles and gets shot out of a cannon….the only thing partially interesting about her is her muscle definition…because strong women are more fun to wrestle because you feel less like a predator…even though wee all know you’re a predator…but in your defence it is the only way you can get laid…
PS you can see her nipples…
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere
2013
03
Sep
Kimberly Garner is some UK slag who doesn’t fucking matter, but who obviously thinks she matters, because she is on some reality show in the UK, and probably up on some other Glamour model bullshit, as girls do, or maybe she just has a lot of instagram followers…there are just so many girls like this, who put themselves out there, and who are pulling all the tricks from skimpy bikinis, to topless on the beach, and the whole thing is funny, only because in the grand scheme of things, none of this really matters, but they want it so bad…but at the same time, it’s funny to watch because sluts on sluts on sluts makes for things to masturbate to…and a world without attention whores, even random ones from the UK is a world not worth living in…
Posted in:Kimberly Garner
2013
03
Sep
The only thing less attractive than seeing a mom in her bikini, is seeing a grandmother in her bikini, not that I wouldn’t want to fuck a mom and a grandmother and a daughter in their bikinis all at the same time, but individually, they aren’t that impressive, even when they are Jessica Alba, in her bullshit fake marriage that she used her uterus to trap and make happen, leading a a miserable husband who she probably lets fuck other girls, because the tightness in her vagina disappeared with child birth, and because they are from LA and no one in LA is monogamous…not even with Jessica Alba because there are hundreds of girls in LA way better looking, who are younger and down to fuck knowing you’re Alba’s husband…it’s just the way it is….but I’l still look at her in a bikini and not hate her for being half naked, but rather hate her for being so fucking boring…
That’s not to say I wouldn’t stepfather her kids, cuz I totally would..but it is to say that she’s not spreading her asshole…which is what makes it fun…
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2013
03
Sep
Here’s a video for H&M of Gisele doing a cover of “All Day and All Night”….and she speaks english pretty fucking shitty considering she’s made millions of dollars here…you’d think she’d spend some of that money on learning how to pronounce “TH”…or maybe you’re the kind of guy who likes immigrant accents because it gives you hope that she’ll fuck you for citizenship…ultimately…who cares.
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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen
2013
03
Sep
Miley is so unoriginal – my pug’s been doing that face for the last 5 years…and pugs before him have been doing that face for the last 300 hundred years…but I guess that’s typical behavior from some vapid, spoiled, Disney cunt who is trying to re-invent her spoiled self from the comfort of her own home she never leaves because the paparazzi will eat her up and when she does leave her house she dresses as silly as possible, with no bra, because she never wears a bra and that all helps this plastic bullshit hip hip image she’s trying to create for herself, even though we all know Miley isn’t hard, and the only thing hard about her is how many naps she can take a day, or how rude she can be to her Mexican house staff for not ironing her shirts fast enough…
The whole thing is silly but she turns me on in a very weird way…
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus
