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2013

04

Sep

Scarlett Johansson’s Big Cleavage of the Day

Call me gay, people do all the time, but I don’t get excited by the tits of middle-aged actors who were overrated when they were in their prime…you know not as hot as the media pretended they were, but the general public just bought into because the general public are retards and buy into anything they are told…and buy into the nonsense…to sell product…

I don’t know if it is just that I don’t care about tit size or cleavage, or if it is all the stretch marks, or if it is cuz they are on someone I find a waste of space…..even after seeing her hacked nudes…or maybe I’m just desensitized, like the rest of the world and need a bitch doing real demented shit to actually care…but all the sites are going nuts over this shit so I’ll just go along with it cuz I’m a follower….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2013

04

Sep

Helena Christensen for GQ Germany of the Day

There are very few old as fuck women who excite me, but for some reason Helena Christensen, who must be in her 60s, still has it going on…she’s built to fucking last and the fact that she was modelling Victoria’s Secret in the late 80s and still looks like this 30 years later, blows my fucking mind…and that’s why she’s up there as one of my favorite models, even though I generally don’t groupie on anything, as I am not easily impressed, but when a bitch takes her shit so seriously she defies science and aging, I kinda have to notice…it’s like a freak of nature in a good way, unlike a freak of nature with a finger growing out of her neck thanks to being inbred, which is a freak of nature in a bad way, unless you’re a lesbian, in which case that neck finger is just a new phallus to fuck…fun.

Posted in:Helena Christensen

2013

04

Sep

Daisy Lowe in a See Through Dress of the Day

My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe is not her tits, tits that she shows off all the time in her “My dad is famous, hire me” modelling agency so many rockstar daughters have…even though her tits are awesome…

My favorite thing about Daisy Low is her her daddy issues…

She’s one of those Daddy is a famous rockstar who fucks trannies and my groupie mom while touring, he denies I exist until I am 15, makes me take a paternity test like an asshole, even though no one should ever trust a groupie bitch, or any woman for that matter….I mean paternity test all women….only to assume responsibility after growing up father-less…and now he’s making up for lost time getting her work, making her relevant, despite what her stepmom Gwen Stefani who probably hates her thinks….

And as broken as she is, I think she’s great…but then again, I only like broken women…and not because I strive to fix them, but because I am into breaking them more…I’m a saviour like that…

If you want to see the other babes at the GQ Men of the Year Event CLICK HERE

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2013

04

Sep

Elsa Pataky See Through of the Day

I don’t know who Elsa Pataky and I don’t care…but I did google her and she’s pushing 40, married, and from Spain….she’s a mom and she’s all European on the red carpet of some bullshit, being all European, not in a bra, wearing a see through shirt, because that’s how red carpets should be done when you are either craving some male attention to feel hot, or when you trying to get noticed for your career…and I support that hustle, but only when they do it without pasties…cuz that pasties shit offends me, it’s if you’re gonna do that shit, own that shit….like Elsa Pataky…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elsa Pataky

2013

04

Sep

Behati Prinsloo in Underwear for GQ of the Day

Every time I look at Behati Prinsloo I see Adam Levine up inside her, tainting her groupie immigrant model groupie pussy….even if they are in “real love” and getting married.

I don’t know what it is about Adam Levine that makes me hate him, I guess because he’s always on the radio polluting my motherfucking life…coupled with not being a girl who thinks he’s so dreamy…cuz every single girl I ever talk to thinks he’s amazing and that this Behati is lucky…

So even in her lingerie, or bikinis, or whatever this GQ shit is, I just see Adam Levine’s face where her face is and it’s really fucking with my boner.

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2013

04

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s today’s philosophical question:

If a bikini model, who makes millions of dollars, puts on a bikini in her spare time, does she make a sound?

I’m going with yes, she totally makes a sound and I don’t mean the sound of her mom pussy flapping in the wind now that her labia aren’t taped down like they are in her pro shoots, I am talking a multi million dollar making body half naked….for free…this is like when hookers get too beat up to collect pay only without all the negative energy….

Yes, I just said that.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2013

04

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pics of the Day

If you care what George Clooney pussy that is no long George Clooney pussy and that was only George Clooney pussy for a very short period of time, probably while a lot of other pussy, and maybe even some man pussy, because actors are narcissists who love themselves and fuck anything that feeds their ego, not to mention it’s a pretty fucking gay profession, even if they are marketed as men’s men…remember Rock Hudson, that motherfucker died of AIDS and it wasn’t from fucking hot dirty whores…it was from taking it in the pooper…

Never believe what they tell you….

But definitely believe that this ass looks pretty good in a bikini, it’s not as hair or fat as most Italian widows I know, you know since her opportunist ass, the one in this bikini, lost her potential husband / meal ticket, when Clooney fired her….

Who cares. Seriously.

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Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2013

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

With the news of Ariel Castro hanging himself, I am forced to celebrate the life of one pervert abductor with my own pervert abductor story…and it goes like this…

So I met a girl in a bar…I’m just kidding, I don’t abduct, knock up, abort girls and lock them in my basement, I just tell them I will because more often than not, it excites them, compels them, and makes them want to fuck….I’m not even joking…it turns out the creepier the shit you say to a girl…the more she goes along with it…at least the girls I fraternize with…

Here are some morning links….

Some Hot Model in Leather
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Some Man Caves
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Kristen Stewart Does Skrillex
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Awkward Game Show!
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Hot Army Chick
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Frasier’s PDA
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Flutist Makes Bear Sleep
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Sophie Turner Doesn’t Matter But Her Ass is Great
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Emma Watson is Dressed Like a Freak
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Victoria Beckham is Designing the 50 Shades Costumes Cuz She Knows Bondage
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Biber Gets Attacked at the Club
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Some Behind the Back Catch
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Kelly Brook for FHM
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Magician Defies Laws of Physics
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Mel B Has Big Tits
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Jessica Alba Stuck In A Compromising Position. Doggy Style, Anyone?
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Kate Walsh Shitty Bikini Pics
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Coco in Lingerie Vegas
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So Many Webcam Girls…and Luckily So Much Time to Watch them All…Who Needs Friends…
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2013

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I just did a photoshoot with amazing girls…including but not limited to ARIEL REBEL at my friend Vintage Frames new barber shot @notoriousMTL and now I am in love…with amazing girls…I am only sad I didn’t get any of them pregnant in the process…all I do is fail..

Here are some links….

Lady Gag in a Weird See Through Leotard
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Starlets from the Golden Age of Film Lounging at the Beach
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini!
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Do You Even Lift Bro?
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Vanilla Ice is Insane
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Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pics
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Sexy Nerdy Girls
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Adriana Lima in Some Magazine
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Leaked Trailer for the Next Batman Movie
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Reality Show Contestant Caught Masturbating
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Strap In For A Wild Ride. One Of These Chicks Is A Great Fuck.
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31 Women of August in GIF
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True Blood is Ending
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Elsa Pataky in a See Through Dress
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Miley Shitty See Through
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This Dog Can Dance
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How To Twerk – Creeepiest Video Ever…
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Naked Russians Working Out….
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Lady Gaga See Through Body Suit. Huge Nipples.
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Alessandra Ambrosio Shitty Bikini Pics
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Hayden Panetierre Wearing A See Through Bikini. Cute Nipples.
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Coco in a Bikini
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Ghetto Bitches Fight at Wendy’s
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Some Babe’s Webcam Strip
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Charlize Theron Ass in Leggings
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Kesha’s Dick in a Leotard
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Pretty Girls Laughing
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Kid Sings Hey Jude and It’s Annoying as Fuck – This is What Adoption is For…
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Webcam Girls Make The Internet Worth Using….
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DSFCams is the Future
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Snot Fetish Porn is Fucking Weird
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Weird Twerking Video
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Amazing Cam Girl
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Christmas Bitch Plays With her Twat
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Cam Girl Abusing Her Ass
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Sep

Courtney Stodden Topless on Celebrity Big Brother UK of the Day

I am not sure what is more bottom feeding for a bitch to do, filming a sex tape that a handful of people will have interest in paying for because you don’t fucking matter and look like every other fake titty bitch who gets fucked on camera, you know hoping it propels a bitch to the kardashian level, or getting topless on Celebrity Big Brother UK, in a different market than she’s trying to get famous in….

I don’t have the answers, I think both are equally pathetic, but at least with a sex tape, I can masturbate to the anal scene, but I do know one thing, and that is that her tits are real fucking shitty.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|NSFW