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2013

12

Aug

Daisy Lowe and Florence and the Machine Go Lesbian of the Day

Here’s some seriously hipster crackhead shit you may or may not want to jerk off to…but it’s Daisy Lowe, the unwanted daughter of Gavin Rossdale, the very unwanted stepdaughter of Gwen Stefani, the trust fund model who probably does a shit ton of cocaine at music festivals everywhere….kissing some Florence and the Machine Florence Welch chick…on the lips…shot by Terry Richardson…probably wearing vintage clothes….probably running off no sleep fueled by drugs and alcohol…it’s just too fucking hip to contain…I think I need to grow a moustache…wear some skinny jeans…and talk about how much I hate mainstream things…

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2013

12

Aug

Judge Marilyn Milian Topless in the Caribbean of the Day

I was emailed a long time about about this People’s Court Judge Marilyn Milian chick…who is 52 and who has clearly bought herself some implants with her People’s Court money…all European on the beach with her titties hanging out….despite being thick…but still kinda erotic for daytime television fetishists everywhere..but forgot to post the pics…

Now they are doing the rounds and all I gotta say is thank god she’s not Judge Wapner….

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2013

12

Aug

Gracie Cavalho Shooting VS of the Day

Gracie Carvalho is some new generation Victoria’s Secret model who I assume is the Adriana Lima replacement, because Victoria’s Secret has a fucking formula, and with that formula comes constantly replacing the old with new versions of themselves, in what I like to think happens in a freakish genetic lab I want to have sex with.

She’s 23, she’s in St Barts, she’s probably excited as fuck to be one of their girls on the roster, because that’s just how Victoria’s Secret has played it. It’s like if you make it in their catalog you fucking matter, but the reality of it is that they don’t actually pay well, because every girl everywhere wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model, so these girls are willing to do it for free for the title…

It may be idiotic, but anything that tricks girls into getting half naked, I’m into.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

12

Aug

Kate Moss is Either Pregnant or Menopausal of the Day

It was a toss up as to whether I’d post these pics of Kate Moss looking like an old lady with a boxy menopausal body to remember what was…or whether to post THESE PICS OF CHARLIZE THERON AND HER ANGELINA JOLIE / SANDRA BULLOCK / MADONNA BABY IN HER BIKINI

I guess both get the point that nothing is forever, so seize the fucking day and do whatever it is you have to do as fast as you can fucking do it because before you know it, you’re pushing 50 and so is your fucking body…no matter how hard you try…

It’s a good thing this girls made their millions in their 20s, so they can ride the good life, it’s just depressing to watch it go down…

Because with every stretch mark and bloat I see, I’m reminded that I am also old as fuck, but unlike these bitches, I’m not in a bikini living large, I’m in a basement apartment, living with a bitch who is large….

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2013

12

Aug

Farrah Abraham’s Staged Bikini Pics to Remind You She Exists of the Day

In case you were wondering – SEX TAPE SQUIRTER Farrah Abraham is still crying for attention…because I guess her SQUIRTING IN A SEX TAPE is losing traction and she’s pulling whatever she can to make more money…before filming a new one….which we all know is going to happen…and that I know I’m ready for cuz THE FIRST SEX TAPE was awesome…

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2013

12

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of the weekend was not taking a viagra and heading to the amusement park in sweatpants to see if I would get arrested if the rides excited me….and it wasn’t going out with my friend and his kid and accusing people of touching the kid’s penis just to see them freak out…and it wasn’t all the valuable life lessons I learned from homeless with no teeth…and it sure wasn’t all the hard nippled babes….the highlight of the weekend was the drank….

Here are some links..

Joanna Krupa in a Bikini for the Paparazzi
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Kris Jenner’s Reaction to Obama Saying Kim Kardashian Ruined America
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The BEst Break-Up Lines from Movies
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Today in WTF Pics
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Blind Dog Plays Catch
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Here is the Star Wars Medley
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Small Dog Caught Playing With Himself.
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A Bunch of Girls With Huge Tits
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It’s Kinda Scary How Bad People Want to Smell Like Beyonce
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Some Babe Giving Her Vagina a Shower
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The best thing about these naked girls…is that they are free…
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2013

12

Aug

Did Lea Michele Kill Cory for a Teen Choice Award of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s pretty suspect that she’s thanking her dead Fiance, who she wasn’t with at the time of his death….who she didn’t save…because he was her fiancé for the sake of marketing their show and dying just made for a better storyline…Fiancés travel together

Is this a Courtney Love, leverage it to get yourself more famous because everyone with a soul, a group I am not part of, will assume you’re sincere and that your relationship was sincere, even though you’re an actor, and crying on command is part of the drill…and everything you’re a part of is a pile of bullshit…

Is it possible, that his dead was all for a teen choice award? It is vote based and they all love her right now….who knows the real truth…but I do know it’s a good storyline for next season of Glee…right?

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2013

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t send dick pics or pics of me cumming over Snap Chat like you people of the future, but rather I mail it. I’m old fashioned like that. There’s just something special about being able to touch it 6-12 days later…

PS – this may be footage of a Florida UFO because all great things happen in Florida…From Trayvon to Zombies to Posting Dead Wife’s on Facebook to Hulk Hogan…

Here are some links….

Glamour Mug Shots
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Miley is Stalking her Ex Boyfriend’s Event
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Courtney Stodden’s Showing Off What May Be Vagina
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Imogen Thomas has Big Tits
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Some Soothing Dog Yoga
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Some Queen Latifah Titties
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Black Or White. Who’d You Rather?
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Valerie Cormier is Someone You Will Want to Fuck
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8 Breaking Bad PSAs
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Girl Sings You Are My Sunshine Without Opening Her Mouth
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Insane Slip and Slide
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Dirt Bike Rider VS Cranky Ram
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Gwen Stefani Wearing Not Enough Clothes at the Beach
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Kate Moss in a Bikini
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12 Greatest Dancing Animals Ever
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The Hottest Celeb Instagram PIcs
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Cheerleaders of the Top 25
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Babes in Bikini
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A Whole Bunch of Bitches in Harper’s Bazaar
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Hot Bitches Getting Photobombed
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Nikki Leigh See Through to Bra
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Here are Kourtney Kardashian’s Paternity Results…
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Epic Karate Knockout
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The Best Fails of the Week
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Bonnie Sommerville Bra Peek
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Hot Bitches Nude with Oranges
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Couple Arrested for Fucking on the Plane
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Leilani Dowding Posing Topless
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Air Sex is the Weirdest Shit Ever
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Magdelena in her Bikini
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Nice Round Nipples Courtesy Of Imogen Thomas
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Some Girl Killing the Rock Guitar
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Check Out These Big Tits
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Fucker Gets What He Deserves
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Hot Babes Doing Stuff Naked
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Girl With a Booty Doing the Splits GIF
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I Love Courtney Stodden
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Girls Posing In Front of the Mirror
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Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Yoga Ball is Pretty Funny
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Lindsay Lohan Is Already Out Getting Wasted
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The best thing about cam girls…is that they get naked…for free…and masturabte…for free…and you get to watch…for Free…
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Amateur Babe Rubs One Out
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Girl and her Dildo Don’t Get Along Well
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Hugge Tits
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Best Drippy Pussy
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Girl Fingers Herself on a Nudist Beach
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Hot Nerd Naked on Cam
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Smokin’ Break
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Small Titty Post….
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Her Name is Rosmary and She Masturbates
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

Aug

Amanda Seyfried Nude Scenes from Lovelace of the Day

I love vintage porn because it has a certain level of eroticism rather than just gratuitous throat fucking, like the porn of today, because we as a people have lost our filter and are incapable of getting off to anything that isn’t graphic starring seriously damaged girls…but vintage porn, that shit paved the way for this shit, and most importantly, has rocking’ bush and I love bush, the hairier the fucking better.

I also love Amanda Seyfried playing Lindsay Lohan playing Linda Lovelace from Deep Throat….because I love Amanda Seyfried in all her non-Disney shit movies…because she’s got great tits and is down to be naked…sure she’s boring as fuck for the paparazzi, but she when she’s getting paid, she fucking brings it…

Here are some of the sex scenes from Lovelace, including a horrible anal scene, that if happened today, her vagina would be dripping and not taking a post rape shower…

Good times…

If you’re bored I suggest you compare this nude scene with these nude scenes:
Lindsay Lohan in the Canyons…and/or Amanda Seyfried in Chloe

This is so hot to me that I need to cool me down…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|NSFW

2013

10

Aug

More Rihanna Self Produced Bikini Pics of the Day

Rihanna is still in the motherland, no not Africa, but Barbados, where it all started for her as a child prostitute at a Karaoke bar for the tourists, at least according to my Barbados scuba dive instructor…

A prostitution that she took tot he mainstream, where instead of just getting by to feed a drug addiction, she does it in a pop culture, singing and dancing way…but whenever she gets the chance, she’ll snap off some nudes, or bikini pics, making her sex face she’s faked so many times to get paid, and I fucking love it…

She may not be the hottest, but she puts in work to come across like she is, you know sexing it up and that’s all that matters to me…

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