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2013

10

Aug

Joanna Krupa Topless Tanning of the Day

I don’t know if these pics are new or old, I just know that they shouldn’t excite you…

Firstly, Joanna Krupa is a garbage gold digging bottom feeding slut, and we hate those, even if their cries for attention mean showing the world their tits…

Secondly, because Joanna Krupa topless pics from when she was just an aspiring bottom feeding gold digging slut are all over the internet

Thirdly, because Krupa’s tits are fake, and any girl with fake tits, even if they are shaped like tits, has the obligation to show the world their purchase, because it’s less about being topless, but more about showing off their new or in Krupa’s case, old purchase…a purchase that has helped her get this far…

That’s not to say implants can’t be awesome, it’s just to say they can’t be impressive, because you buy them.

I’m posting them anyway, cuz I like tits… She’s Done It Before

To See The Rest of the TOpless Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|NSFW

2013

10

Aug

Breast Feeding Mom in Texas Brings the Top 5 Breast Feeding Videos of the Day

Apparently this woman did what nature told her and pulled out her titty and started feeding her baby in public and conveniently had her husband film the shit, because clearly she was trying to cause a stink and make a point for the internet, because she knew legally she was allowed to nurse her child covered or uncovered, because she’s obviously one of those annoying moms who feels like it is her higher duty to break down convention and the conservative people of the world by pulling her tit out in public…

Don’t get me wrong. breast feeding can be hot, especially if I am the one being fed, but for the most part every public breast feeder I’ve seen has been some lesbian looking bitch who only had a kid thanks to a sperm donor.

I also love tits and any people willing to post tits in pictures on the internet to prove a point, is a friend of mine…except when those tits are covered up in the video and all we see is her fucking back…

I mean I don’t think I’ve ever hated a bitch with her tit pulled out of her shirt as I do right now.

She should do something like matters like shut her bratty kids up and shoot some porn.

Or maybe she should respect the rules of the establishment and have her titty sucked in the streets not a private store.

I feel like these assholes talked about this until it was annoying, and are probably still talking about it, so to celebrate the porn that is breast feeding, for perverts like me, here are the Top 5 breast feeding videos on Youtube..

1- HOW TO BREASTFEED TWINS – VERY INFORMATIVE!! Fast Forward to the 4 minute mark…

2- At 40 Seconds a Nipple Gets Milked….

3- Some Girl Milking Herself

4- Big Titties in a Bikini Breast Feeding

5 Some Great Tits Milking Herself – Good Job Ana Garcia

Posted in:Videos

2013

09

Aug

Marloes Horst for Stella McCartney Lingerie of the Day

Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model, who is not modelling for Victoria’s Secret in these pictures, like some sir of disloyal hooker who will bounce from client to client even if you’ve got her under contract because the clients are actually in on it together and have a little “share our bitches” policy…you know pass her around, we’ll each get out turn with her, and in the process she’ll make more of a name for herself, we all get a taste, and ultimately, she’ll be replaced by a younger, hotter version…unless of course Stella McCartney lingerie is just a secret division of Victoria’s Secret, because they are the number 1 underwear producer of the world, and that would only make sense, but they don’t want you to know that because these designer panties sell for 500 dollars a pair not 3 for 20 dollars…even though they are the same fucking thing….it’s what we call the fashion scam…

I’m all for wife swapping, so feel free to send me pics of your woman spreading her ass …thanks in advance…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Marloes Horst

2013

09

Aug

Rita Ora’s Big Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement they are conditioning to take over when Rihanna finally cracks. This is how the music industry works. They make the bulk of their money building up the star and once the star is made they just ride the wave and take their piece before feeding them money and drugs to make them crash and burn so that they can do it all over again…and she’s got a pretty fat ass…the kind of fat ass I wouldn’t mind getting lost it, or trying to chip a tooth on, even though that’d be impossible, cuz it’s too soft…reminding me that I don’t mind a little fat on a bitch if it’s in the right place, I mean anorexia and fit bodies are good, but sometimes, a big round ass is better…

Rita Ora and her big ass titties is worth looking’ out for…even if you’re looking’ at her from behind…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

09

Aug

Lena Dunham is a Monster of the Day


I get it.

Lena Dunham is a connected pig who knows all the write people and in being an ugly slob has mastered the craft of writing since no one, at least no one with sight, had any interest being seen in public with her, in a who cares who your rich and famous parents and their rich and famous friends are, you’re gross and I can’t been seen with you….

I get it

Lena Dunham is non-threatening to all the fat chicks who watch TV every sunday and seeing her naked makes them fell like they can relate, while the hot chicks are out with dudes living life and not married to their TV, an while hot girls will ruin the whole concept of the show, because girls won’t watch babes getting male attention, that kind of thing makes them feel like shit about themselves…and you need them feeling good about themselves so they buy the products we shove down their fucking throats…

I get it, but I don’t like it. Where I’m from, if you look like this you’re taken out back and shot. You’re shoved in a shitty back warehouse job, you are on online dating sites and used for 4 am booty call blow jobs, before you die alone or lure some loser into marrying you cuz he is tired of being lonely…girls like this don’t belong on TV…not den as the ugly chick, cuz Hollywood ugly is still supposed to be hot…especially when that TV role involves naked and getting laid…

That said, here are her pokies for you freaks…it’s so unfortunate…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lena Dunham

2013

09

Aug

Leilani Dowding TOpless Beach Photoshoot of the Day

These are probabily very old topless pics of Leilani Dowding, but she’s been doing the paparazzi rounds again, rocking her bikini a decade later, and I figure why not give her the attention she want then and still wants now because even with going topless on the beach for the paparazzi, no one gave a fuck, no one gave her a reality show, no one really bothered with her or even remembered who she fucking was until the paparazzi started fucking with her again, but I’ll still stare at her tits, even if they are old pics, cuz I got nothing better to do, and has been who never was desperation then, is still as good to look at now, which unfortunately for us, isn’t even all that good….I like desperation then leads to hardcore porn now…

TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Leilani Dowding|NSFW

2013

09

Aug

Drunk Guy Tries to Break a Brick with his Head of the Day

I’ve been drunk for most of my adult life and if I am not drunk, I am hungover. It’s been the only real constant in my life and never my drinking career have I ever tried to break a brick with my head, in fact there are so many things I see people do when drunk, like idiotic things, that I’ve never even thought of doing…all I really do when I am drunk is make girls laugh, usually at the size of my penis or my sexual capabilities..but I like when other people are less graceful and dignified when they drink, it makes me feel like I do it right, while making me laugh at how wrong they do it..I assume this happened in Russia…it’s always Russia.

Posted in:Videos

2013

09

Aug

Rihanna’s Bikini Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

The best thing about these Rihanna pics…or really all the Rihanna pics…is that she’s so heavily marketed, that she doesn’t really need “social media”. She’s a massive brand and will still stay relevant for at least another couple of years without it. Not to mention, in being a massive brand, her instagram could just be pictures of her behind the scenes, shopping, doing basic shit that her fans would still get excited over, yet she decides to get more personal, to get half naked, to put herself out there, and to let her fans watch her half naked ass do silly hipster photoshoots in her bikini, when really she could be doing this in the privacy of her own multi-million dollar Villa….I am there are sure there are ways to get as much buzz, without being an exhibitionist who likes being seen naked, a porn chick if this music thing hadn’t worked out, the kind of girl rumoured to have been a hooker when she was a teenager in Barbados for tourists…but where’s the fun in not letting us in on it…I know that I appreciate it, but then again, I come from an era when hard nipples, vagina flashes, see through shits, and bikini pics were exciting, crazy, and worth building a blog about…now that shit’s just everywhere, but I’m still into it…otherwise I’d be gay.

All this to say, I love that she flaunts her hip hop booty, and people I know who have worked with her or toured with her have all said the same thing, she’s even better in person, like you can’t even look at her without getting hard, she just oozes “fuck me now, I’m a dirty little stepGIRL”…if you know what I mean…but they probably aren’t racists white power hicks like you…so you probably don’t know what I mean, you’re too busy raging that she stole a white person’s job…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

09

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s pretty interesting how a bitch can go crazy on you in public, I’m talking yelling and screaming, saying shit like you’re useless and have a small cock, or that you’re old and going to die soon…and everyone laughs or doesn’t pay attention….but the second you call a girl fat…I’m talking a real fat girl who thinks it is ok to be wearing a low cuz skin tight dress…fat…when she has no business wearing that in the first place and even less business getting up in my face…the world sides with her…

Last night I told a crazy bitch who was freaking out on me cuz she hated DrunkenStepfather.com, I’m talking getting in my face and not backing down, that she should go emotionally eat to help deal with her anger, because clearly that’s her strategy to stay grounded and cope, you fat bitch… and the fucking world around us, I’m talking everyone who ignored her going nuts on me, decided to play hero…with they “hey man don’t call her fat”…as other girls hugged her and told her she wasn’t fat..

What the fuck is wrong with society, where we coddle the fat people and tell them they aren’t fat when they are fat…

It makes no fucking sense to me.

Here are some links….to help you cope…you fat bitch..

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Magdalena Frackowiak Pretending to Read in her Model Bikini
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Do Not Underestimate an NBA Ref when it Comes to Dancing…This is Insane…
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Ali Lohan Got Rid of her Implants
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Weird Live Videogame Dance Off
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5 People Who May Have Super Powers
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This Girl Has Really Huge Tits
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The Picture the Dude Posted of His Dead Wife on FB
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The Lake Pimp
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The Worst Hip Hop Album Covers of All Time
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Today in Big Titties
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Nina Dobrev in Cosmo
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

There’s something seriously next level about using Facebook to post pics of your murdered wife…who pushed your crazy ass over the edge…I predict it will be a trend…but things will get more intense, when they start having battles to see who can be the most creative with their pics…from dressing up the victim, to weekend at Bernie-ing them and taking them to the Opera…the possibilities are endless…

Then again there’s also something seriously next level about not killing your wife…you know, with marriage in general, cuz after all is said and done, your wife will never look better than when you first started dating her, she’ll get older, fatter, more annoying, she’ll even boss you around and bust your balls, and feel entitled to everything you own, while not letting you fuck younger and hotter bitches, making your life a fucking hell, that you both can’t stand but pull through because you’re already in it…

Not that you should kill your wife for Facebook fame, but you shouldn’t have a wife in the first place…that’s where you’ve fucked up…but not as much as this DUI Dancer…who is amazing…

Here are some stepLINKS

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Farrah Abraham’s Reality Show Canceled…
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This Dog Loves Adele Cuz He Knows She’s the Same Breed…
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Kate Upton Slutty Elle
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Courtney Tugwell
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Horrible Lady Gaga Nude Pic
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Skateboarding Dog…
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Jennifer Hawkins in a Bikini on a Runway
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Back to the Future Cast 30 Years Later Vs 30 Years Later in the Movie…Genius
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Celebrities as Fatties
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Genesis Rodriguez Made an Instagram Bikini Puzzle
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Cyrus Family Vacation
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Fan Face Plants to Catch the Ball…
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Cameron Diaz Looks like a Dirty Whore in this Pic
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Lauren Pope in a Bikini….
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Harry Potter Looks Jacked Up on Coke
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Kids Sneaking a Peek on a Set of Tits
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Nicki Minaj Is Topless And Has Some Pretty Big Tits
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Pam Anderson Makes Me Want To Pee On Myself
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Rihanna Doesn’t HAVE To Do This…
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Funny Chainsaw Wake Up Prank
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15 Funny Drinking eCards
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Florencen Welch and Daisy Lowe for Terry Richardson…
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Check Stacey Simcox is a Girl Kelly Brook’s Boyfriend Tried to Cheat….
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I Like Amber Heard’s Homewrecking Cleavage
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Anastasia Ashley
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How Not to Transport a Washing Machine
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Father Tricks Daughter into Eating Vegetables…
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Jessica Stam See Thru
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Hilary Duff Thick Thighs in Pink Leggings
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Has Some Rockin’ Abs…
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Stephen Colbert / Daft Punk Publicity Stunt…
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Beyonce Pulled Out Her Weave…and Showed the World her Short Hair
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Best Reaction to a Magic Trick Ever….
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Titty Gets Slapped….
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