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2013

09

Aug

Nicki Minaj Topless Instagram of the Day

Nicki Minaj posted this on instagram…

This would be far more exciting if sexting wasn’t mainstream, you know if it was actually something exciting.

Don’t get me wrong, I love getting nude pics on the regular, but everyone’s doing it and I mean everyone…

Just earlier today some bitch in line was looking at pics of herself on her phone of her all half naked in bikini or bra all posing sexy, only she was in her 50s…

The world has changed…and shit like this doesn’t matter..it’s so popular, even if I still jerk off to it…and think it’s great…it’s just not exciting…or a good way to draw attention to yourself…it’s been done.

She does have big tits…and I guess that counts for something when the rest of her fat ass isn’t in the frame…

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2013

08

Aug

Kate Upton in a Girdle Elle Magazine of the Day

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I didn’t realize that Kate Upton spoke…but apparently in this issue of Elle she does and she’s a genius…

“After my first Sports Illustrated cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I’m not a toy, I’m a human. I’m not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your shit out.”

And…

“People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It’s actually funny. I’m always like, I’m about to pull something on you, and you’re so focused on thinking I’m dumb you’re not even going to know.”

And…

“I was at a photo shoot and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a joke like, ‘Why are you wearing a cross? Like you would be religious.’ And then they took [my necklace] away. I was really affected by that. The whole thing made me realize that I do want [a cross] with me, at all times.”

Maybe she should stick to being fat.

I mean anything she says, even if it remotely made sense, wouldn’t take away from the fact that she’s hormonally imbalanced, and celebrated from having freakishly huge tits, thanks to that hormonal imbalance, that is likely caused by eating jacked up dairy and poultry, because maybe her parents were into buying discount genetically modified shit, rather than eating organic…

So Religious, or Guilty conscious cuz dudes jerk off to her or not, bitch is the one getting half naked for millions and 5 minutes of fame…I think the problem starts with her taking off her clothes…

The one thing I can be sure of is that she’s dealing with this internal conflict with emotional eating…emotional eating I can guarantee will last far longer than her career.

Lastly, is anyone else offended she’s been scooped up by fashion magazine, like she’s more than a Titty model in men’s magazines, I mean she’s the Vida Guerra of her generation, and Vida did rap videos not fucking Vogue…or Elle…it’s kinda ridiculous…

What’s also ridiculous is how they shoot her so that she doesn’t look fat…smoke and mirrors and a whole lot of straps and harnesses….

Here are the pics.

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2013

08

Aug

Rihanna Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Rihanna goes in hard with her “GUN” Grill…so everyone knows just how hood she is…and I guess unlike other people, she was actually born and raised in a Shanty, and theoretically has what it takes to be some ghetto gang banger, but Barbados is some British colony, and guns aren’t really legal there, and she was a millionaire by 19, you know after selling her soul to the illuminati, and now she’s just richer than god, running shit, so any gun related shit, is clearly just for effect, and not actually representative of anything gangster about her uneducated ass…

What really matters in these pictures she’s self produced and published because she’s so indy when it comes to sexting…her millions of fans who she feel obligated to be a sex object to…I guess it makes her feel better about herself now that men see her as a tattle tale who will tell on them if sex gets a little rough…you know redeeming herself as broken girls do…or maybe she just likes showing off her ass in a bikini…whatever the reason…it’s a win to me…

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2013

08

Aug

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie for Nasty Gal of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is famous now..but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take time to stare at her tits…it’s like when a girl you used to fuck had only been with a few dudes when you got her….you know like when you ate her out you felt that she was a pure and elegant angel…barely tarnished like so many other girls…because she was the road least travelled…only to have her cheat on you, turn into a slut and fuck the fucking world…we’re talking hundreds of dudes…most of which were unprotected…all up inside her…then one day she hits you up, tells you she misses you and wants to re-connect…but knowing she’s a dirty whore…you just ask for a spread pussy pic, jerk off to her, and call it a day…

I guess that’s where my romance with Emrata is at now…

From connected at the soul, singing romantic songs for he and writing diary entries about the day we will meet…to totally uninterested cuz she’s played out and I hate that fucking song, but I still thinks she’s good to stare at…

All romances come to an end….but pictures are still good enough for me….

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2013

08

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Harper’s Bazaar Babe of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is in a dress…and you know…it’s far less fun than when she’s in white leggings tweaking, or when she’s in short shorts tweaking, or if she’s in a silly unicorn costume tweaking…in fact this serious Harper’s Bazaar Miley is a total contradiction to everything she’s been working on in her career, you know to become Ratchet pussy all the rappers throw in their videos like she was Nicki Minaj, because she’s Miley Cyrus and that bitch gets hits, not to mention she pays a lot of money for beats and cameos from them…unlike Drake, she’s all about new friends, so about new friends that she’s throwing money at them, making it rain…I mean when she’s not doing serious fashion shoots in designer formal wear….and not crop top internet slut wear…which I happen to be a bigger fan of…

She’s still Miley Cyrus, she’s still got a tight body, I’ll still stare at her in all her pics and wonder why I am attracted to such a dumb looking’ face…I blame her marketing team at Disney for brainwashing me into thinking she’s a babe like she was Ashley Tisdale.

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2013

08

Aug

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some silly looking bikini model, who I guess has a fantastic bikini model body, because why else would she be working for Beach Bunny, the bikini brand that I am pretty sure Sports Illustrated, or the wife of someone important at Sports Illustrated owns, because they consistently cast the star girls from their Swimsuit edition in the shit. It’s a logical brand extension, I mean if your biggest deal is the Swimsuit issue and all these bikini models want in on it, you might as well make your own bikinis and profit off the shit from every angle…

Now you may know Nina Agdal as the vagina tainted by Adam Levine, or even the girl who was in some nude pics a couple years ago for fashion, or as some kind of import who was hot enough to be imported and put to work here, taking American jobs, or even as the model with a bit of a retarded face…like functional retard but still a little retard…

I know her as this year’s cover girl for SI, because I’ve been in the game long enough to know that year 4 of Kate Upton, won’t happen. They’ve milked her hard, as much as they can, and it’s time to put this cow out to pasture, cuz all that’s comin out of them titties is butter. Not to mention, Kate Upton is cocky now that she’s all famous and shit…

I also know that they’ve been strategically placing Nina Agdal in fake A-List relationships, random campaigns, you know building up her brand as hard as they can, so if you want a glimpse into the future, you’ll be seeing this on every news stand, because despite the hopes and dreams of trees everywhere, magazines apparently still exist..

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2013

08

Aug

Mellisa Clarke Topless for Page 3 of the Day

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Mellisa Clarke is some small titty Glamour model who I guess they threw into the mix to fuck with our expectations of Glamour models, you know to stir the pot and piss off any of the big titty lovers, or maybe to settle some law suit or hate mail they were getting from girls with small tits, probably lesbians, who felt that Page 3 was objectifying women, and they were planning a protest, as lesbians do, to put an end to their unrealistic expectations of women, using women who have unrealistic sized tits, because they are usually not real….and you know what, I’m kinda into it…but then again, I have consistently been more into girls with smaller tits over the years, because they just usually come as a tighter package. Every girl I’ve met with big tits, just has a looser, wider set vagina…a dumpier ass, and a shitty stomach…while tight tone girls with perky tits, are just more athletic and better to fuck…I mean the only time I’m really into huge tits is getting a lap dance cuz I can’t stick my dick in the dumpy bitch, and the black light and my alcoholism makes them perfect enough for me to play with their tits like an autistic kid playing with rocks in the park….if you know what I mean…all overly excited and aggressive about it…either way, here are the pics.

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2013

08

Aug

More Victoria’s Secret Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day

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Barbara Palvin, Behati Prinsloo, Lindsay Ellingson, Jacquelyn Jablonski….I know..totally uninteresting up an coming half naked stars…some of whom have been polluted by Adam Levine, others who have made their way to this level of fame, or stamp of approval thanks to countless nude photoshoots all of whom who have looked better, hotter, more exciting than this corporate shit…even just kicking’ it by the pool…because at least at the pool their nipples aren’t photoshopped out when they get out of the fucking pool…cuz Christians don’t like nipples apparently, and Victoria’s Secret, despite being Jewish run, like everything, doesn’t like upsetting the Christians with nipples, because the Christians buy a lot of fucking underwear, probably because of all the blood stains they got thanks to being raped by their priests…oh no, priests only rape little boys…

But you get what I’m trying to say, and that is that corporations who sell panties, but who are uptight about showing off a woman’s body, for fear that they will be flagged “offensive”…just pisses me off…it’s like own fucking market, that you own 80% of the marketshare in, and fucking pave the way for a better tomorrow by taking hot pics of the girls who are all fucking hot and more importantly willing…proven by their portfolios..

I mean in 1980 when this shit launched, panty catalogs sent door to door was probably risky and you had to be cautious, but the future is now…we’re talking internet generation…use your talented photographers and make some fucking noise…I mean seriously…same picture over and over and over again..I don’t care how well works…it fucking sucks.

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2013

08

Aug

Toni Garrn for Neiman Marcus Lingerie of the Day

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This is what Leonardo DiCaprio puts his penis inside. She’s part of the same Escort/Modeling agency as all his other girlfriends, who I guess he has an in with, because they constantly use him to promote their new stars by making them his “girlfriend”…even though you know any unmarried A-List actor doesn’t have girlfriends, but rather fucks everyone and anyone he wants…because he can…and some gold digging, ladder climbing, opportunist whore, no matter how tight the body is, will never be anything he respects, or loves…but who he will fuck because it’s all a business move…a business move far better than any business move I’ve been a part of…because it’s got model pussy involved.

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2013

08

Aug

My Favorite Dude of the Day

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So this dude slits his own throat, gets shot with a rubber bullet or whatever and falls off the building he is on with style and grace, I am talking some Olympic caliber gymnastic performance, far better than any Bruce Willis action movie bullshit….give this guy an Oscar, I like his passion and commitment to his role, even if his role is real life mental issues….

If you don’t like that, here’s some video surveillance of a kid falling through the mall roof…

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