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2013

09

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s pretty interesting how a bitch can go crazy on you in public, I’m talking yelling and screaming, saying shit like you’re useless and have a small cock, or that you’re old and going to die soon…and everyone laughs or doesn’t pay attention….but the second you call a girl fat…I’m talking a real fat girl who thinks it is ok to be wearing a low cuz skin tight dress…fat…when she has no business wearing that in the first place and even less business getting up in my face…the world sides with her…

Last night I told a crazy bitch who was freaking out on me cuz she hated DrunkenStepfather.com, I’m talking getting in my face and not backing down, that she should go emotionally eat to help deal with her anger, because clearly that’s her strategy to stay grounded and cope, you fat bitch… and the fucking world around us, I’m talking everyone who ignored her going nuts on me, decided to play hero…with they “hey man don’t call her fat”…as other girls hugged her and told her she wasn’t fat..

What the fuck is wrong with society, where we coddle the fat people and tell them they aren’t fat when they are fat…

It makes no fucking sense to me.

Here are some links….to help you cope…you fat bitch..

Hot Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Their Bras
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Avril Lavigne is an EMO Panda
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Magdalena Frackowiak Pretending to Read in her Model Bikini
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Do Not Underestimate an NBA Ref when it Comes to Dancing…This is Insane…
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Ali Lohan Got Rid of her Implants
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Weird Live Videogame Dance Off
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5 People Who May Have Super Powers
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This Girl Has Really Huge Tits
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The Picture the Dude Posted of His Dead Wife on FB
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The Lake Pimp
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The Worst Hip Hop Album Covers of All Time
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Today in Big Titties
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Nina Dobrev in Cosmo
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The best thing about cam girls…is that they get naked…for free…and masturabte…for free…and you get to watch…for Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

There’s something seriously next level about using Facebook to post pics of your murdered wife…who pushed your crazy ass over the edge…I predict it will be a trend…but things will get more intense, when they start having battles to see who can be the most creative with their pics…from dressing up the victim, to weekend at Bernie-ing them and taking them to the Opera…the possibilities are endless…

Then again there’s also something seriously next level about not killing your wife…you know, with marriage in general, cuz after all is said and done, your wife will never look better than when you first started dating her, she’ll get older, fatter, more annoying, she’ll even boss you around and bust your balls, and feel entitled to everything you own, while not letting you fuck younger and hotter bitches, making your life a fucking hell, that you both can’t stand but pull through because you’re already in it…

Not that you should kill your wife for Facebook fame, but you shouldn’t have a wife in the first place…that’s where you’ve fucked up…but not as much as this DUI Dancer…who is amazing…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Fucking Redheads
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Farrah Abraham’s Reality Show Canceled…
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Phoebe Price’s Dog Between her Legs in her Bikini
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Jack Osbourne’s Huge Mom Tits
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This Dog Loves Adele Cuz He Knows She’s the Same Breed…
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Kate Upton Slutty Elle
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Courtney Tugwell
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Horrible Lady Gaga Nude Pic
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Skateboarding Dog…
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Jennifer Hawkins in a Bikini on a Runway
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Back to the Future Cast 30 Years Later Vs 30 Years Later in the Movie…Genius
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Celebrities as Fatties
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Genesis Rodriguez Made an Instagram Bikini Puzzle
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Cyrus Family Vacation
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Fan Face Plants to Catch the Ball…
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Cameron Diaz Looks like a Dirty Whore in this Pic
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Lauren Pope in a Bikini….
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Harry Potter Looks Jacked Up on Coke
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Kids Sneaking a Peek on a Set of Tits
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Nicki Minaj Is Topless And Has Some Pretty Big Tits
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Pam Anderson Makes Me Want To Pee On Myself
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Rihanna Doesn’t HAVE To Do This…
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Funny Chainsaw Wake Up Prank
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15 Funny Drinking eCards
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Florencen Welch and Daisy Lowe for Terry Richardson…
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Check Stacey Simcox is a Girl Kelly Brook’s Boyfriend Tried to Cheat….
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I Like Amber Heard’s Homewrecking Cleavage
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Anastasia Ashley
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How Not to Transport a Washing Machine
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Father Tricks Daughter into Eating Vegetables…
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Jessica Stam See Thru
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Hilary Duff Thick Thighs in Pink Leggings
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Has Some Rockin’ Abs…
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Stephen Colbert / Daft Punk Publicity Stunt…
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Beyonce Pulled Out Her Weave…and Showed the World her Short Hair
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Best Reaction to a Magic Trick Ever….
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The best thing about cam girls…is that they get naked…for free…and masturabte…for free…and you get to watch…for Free…
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Hotty Cam Girl Rubs One Out
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Vagina in the Wind….
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Girl Takes Pineapple up Her Ass
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Titty Gets Slapped….
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Skinny Panty Dance…..
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Loud Teen Orgasm
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Hot Finger Sniffer
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Fat Nasty Webcam Babe….
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Fat Ass Booty Dance…
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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2013

09

Aug

Nicki Minaj Topless Instagram of the Day

Nicki Minaj posted this on instagram…

This would be far more exciting if sexting wasn’t mainstream, you know if it was actually something exciting.

Don’t get me wrong, I love getting nude pics on the regular, but everyone’s doing it and I mean everyone…

Just earlier today some bitch in line was looking at pics of herself on her phone of her all half naked in bikini or bra all posing sexy, only she was in her 50s…

The world has changed…and shit like this doesn’t matter..it’s so popular, even if I still jerk off to it…and think it’s great…it’s just not exciting…or a good way to draw attention to yourself…it’s been done.

She does have big tits…and I guess that counts for something when the rest of her fat ass isn’t in the frame…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2013

08

Aug

Kate Upton in a Girdle Elle Magazine of the Day

I didn’t realize that Kate Upton spoke…but apparently in this issue of Elle she does and she’s a genius…

“After my first Sports Illustrated cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I’m not a toy, I’m a human. I’m not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your shit out.”

And…

“People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It’s actually funny. I’m always like, I’m about to pull something on you, and you’re so focused on thinking I’m dumb you’re not even going to know.”

And…

“I was at a photo shoot and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a joke like, ‘Why are you wearing a cross? Like you would be religious.’ And then they took [my necklace] away. I was really affected by that. The whole thing made me realize that I do want [a cross] with me, at all times.”

Maybe she should stick to being fat.

I mean anything she says, even if it remotely made sense, wouldn’t take away from the fact that she’s hormonally imbalanced, and celebrated from having freakishly huge tits, thanks to that hormonal imbalance, that is likely caused by eating jacked up dairy and poultry, because maybe her parents were into buying discount genetically modified shit, rather than eating organic…

So Religious, or Guilty conscious cuz dudes jerk off to her or not, bitch is the one getting half naked for millions and 5 minutes of fame…I think the problem starts with her taking off her clothes…

The one thing I can be sure of is that she’s dealing with this internal conflict with emotional eating…emotional eating I can guarantee will last far longer than her career.

Lastly, is anyone else offended she’s been scooped up by fashion magazine, like she’s more than a Titty model in men’s magazines, I mean she’s the Vida Guerra of her generation, and Vida did rap videos not fucking Vogue…or Elle…it’s kinda ridiculous…

What’s also ridiculous is how they shoot her so that she doesn’t look fat…smoke and mirrors and a whole lot of straps and harnesses….

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

08

Aug

Rihanna Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna goes in hard with her “GUN” Grill…so everyone knows just how hood she is…and I guess unlike other people, she was actually born and raised in a Shanty, and theoretically has what it takes to be some ghetto gang banger, but Barbados is some British colony, and guns aren’t really legal there, and she was a millionaire by 19, you know after selling her soul to the illuminati, and now she’s just richer than god, running shit, so any gun related shit, is clearly just for effect, and not actually representative of anything gangster about her uneducated ass…

What really matters in these pictures she’s self produced and published because she’s so indy when it comes to sexting…her millions of fans who she feel obligated to be a sex object to…I guess it makes her feel better about herself now that men see her as a tattle tale who will tell on them if sex gets a little rough…you know redeeming herself as broken girls do…or maybe she just likes showing off her ass in a bikini…whatever the reason…it’s a win to me…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

08

Aug

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie for Nasty Gal of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is famous now..but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take time to stare at her tits…it’s like when a girl you used to fuck had only been with a few dudes when you got her….you know like when you ate her out you felt that she was a pure and elegant angel…barely tarnished like so many other girls…because she was the road least travelled…only to have her cheat on you, turn into a slut and fuck the fucking world…we’re talking hundreds of dudes…most of which were unprotected…all up inside her…then one day she hits you up, tells you she misses you and wants to re-connect…but knowing she’s a dirty whore…you just ask for a spread pussy pic, jerk off to her, and call it a day…

I guess that’s where my romance with Emrata is at now…

From connected at the soul, singing romantic songs for he and writing diary entries about the day we will meet…to totally uninterested cuz she’s played out and I hate that fucking song, but I still thinks she’s good to stare at…

All romances come to an end….but pictures are still good enough for me….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

08

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Harper’s Bazaar Babe of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in a dress…and you know…it’s far less fun than when she’s in white leggings tweaking, or when she’s in short shorts tweaking, or if she’s in a silly unicorn costume tweaking…in fact this serious Harper’s Bazaar Miley is a total contradiction to everything she’s been working on in her career, you know to become Ratchet pussy all the rappers throw in their videos like she was Nicki Minaj, because she’s Miley Cyrus and that bitch gets hits, not to mention she pays a lot of money for beats and cameos from them…unlike Drake, she’s all about new friends, so about new friends that she’s throwing money at them, making it rain…I mean when she’s not doing serious fashion shoots in designer formal wear….and not crop top internet slut wear…which I happen to be a bigger fan of…

She’s still Miley Cyrus, she’s still got a tight body, I’ll still stare at her in all her pics and wonder why I am attracted to such a dumb looking’ face…I blame her marketing team at Disney for brainwashing me into thinking she’s a babe like she was Ashley Tisdale.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

08

Aug

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the Day

Nina Agdal is some silly looking bikini model, who I guess has a fantastic bikini model body, because why else would she be working for Beach Bunny, the bikini brand that I am pretty sure Sports Illustrated, or the wife of someone important at Sports Illustrated owns, because they consistently cast the star girls from their Swimsuit edition in the shit. It’s a logical brand extension, I mean if your biggest deal is the Swimsuit issue and all these bikini models want in on it, you might as well make your own bikinis and profit off the shit from every angle…

Now you may know Nina Agdal as the vagina tainted by Adam Levine, or even the girl who was in some nude pics a couple years ago for fashion, or as some kind of import who was hot enough to be imported and put to work here, taking American jobs, or even as the model with a bit of a retarded face…like functional retard but still a little retard…

I know her as this year’s cover girl for SI, because I’ve been in the game long enough to know that year 4 of Kate Upton, won’t happen. They’ve milked her hard, as much as they can, and it’s time to put this cow out to pasture, cuz all that’s comin out of them titties is butter. Not to mention, Kate Upton is cocky now that she’s all famous and shit…

I also know that they’ve been strategically placing Nina Agdal in fake A-List relationships, random campaigns, you know building up her brand as hard as they can, so if you want a glimpse into the future, you’ll be seeing this on every news stand, because despite the hopes and dreams of trees everywhere, magazines apparently still exist..

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

08

Aug

Mellisa Clarke Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Mellisa Clarke is some small titty Glamour model who I guess they threw into the mix to fuck with our expectations of Glamour models, you know to stir the pot and piss off any of the big titty lovers, or maybe to settle some law suit or hate mail they were getting from girls with small tits, probably lesbians, who felt that Page 3 was objectifying women, and they were planning a protest, as lesbians do, to put an end to their unrealistic expectations of women, using women who have unrealistic sized tits, because they are usually not real….and you know what, I’m kinda into it…but then again, I have consistently been more into girls with smaller tits over the years, because they just usually come as a tighter package. Every girl I’ve met with big tits, just has a looser, wider set vagina…a dumpier ass, and a shitty stomach…while tight tone girls with perky tits, are just more athletic and better to fuck…I mean the only time I’m really into huge tits is getting a lap dance cuz I can’t stick my dick in the dumpy bitch, and the black light and my alcoholism makes them perfect enough for me to play with their tits like an autistic kid playing with rocks in the park….if you know what I mean…all overly excited and aggressive about it…either way, here are the pics.

Posted in:Mellisa Clarke|NSFW

2013

08

Aug

More Victoria’s Secret Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day

Barbara Palvin, Behati Prinsloo, Lindsay Ellingson, Jacquelyn Jablonski….I know..totally uninteresting up an coming half naked stars…some of whom have been polluted by Adam Levine, others who have made their way to this level of fame, or stamp of approval thanks to countless nude photoshoots all of whom who have looked better, hotter, more exciting than this corporate shit…even just kicking’ it by the pool…because at least at the pool their nipples aren’t photoshopped out when they get out of the fucking pool…cuz Christians don’t like nipples apparently, and Victoria’s Secret, despite being Jewish run, like everything, doesn’t like upsetting the Christians with nipples, because the Christians buy a lot of fucking underwear, probably because of all the blood stains they got thanks to being raped by their priests…oh no, priests only rape little boys…

But you get what I’m trying to say, and that is that corporations who sell panties, but who are uptight about showing off a woman’s body, for fear that they will be flagged “offensive”…just pisses me off…it’s like own fucking market, that you own 80% of the marketshare in, and fucking pave the way for a better tomorrow by taking hot pics of the girls who are all fucking hot and more importantly willing…proven by their portfolios..

I mean in 1980 when this shit launched, panty catalogs sent door to door was probably risky and you had to be cautious, but the future is now…we’re talking internet generation…use your talented photographers and make some fucking noise…I mean seriously…same picture over and over and over again..I don’t care how well works…it fucking sucks.

Posted in:Victoria's Secret