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2013

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I always thought I was the royal baby…at least that’s what I used to pay hookers to tell me…while they “crowned” me….but today that all changed…but at least I’ll always have the memories to masturbate to…it’s better than love, cuz it doesn’t talk back or make annoying requests from you…like normal wives…

It amazes me why people get married…here’s some wife proving it…

No woman is worth the headaches…but yet they all bring the head aches because they are fucking princesses who act like princesses cuz they have you by the fucking balls…cuz you are an idiot scared of being alone.

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Many Bitches in Sports Bras
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Mother Daughter Sex Fetish of the Day
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Falling Beauty Queen is Hilarious
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Deaf Baby Hears for the First Time…Seriously. Dead.
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Some Chick Named Petra Muratroyd in Some Weird See Through Hard Nipple Shirt
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Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pics
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Baby Raccoon Taking a Shower
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Ashlie in Suspenders and Pretty Much Very Little Else
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Music Without Music
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Hard Nipples!
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Interview with my GF Emily Ratatatatatakowjski
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Hugh Janus’ Birthday Prank
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Spike Lee Uses Kickstarter to Fund Movie Cuz He’s Cheap
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The Celebs at Jimmy Kimmel’s Wedding
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Jennifer Aniston’s on Set
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Miley Cyrus Leather, Panty Upskirt
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25 Things More Exciting Than the Royal Baby
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Jesse and the Rippers Reunite
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10 Minutes of Crazy
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Slow Motion of a Babe in a Massage Chair
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Chistina Ricci Looking Hot in THe Edit
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Huge Robot Friends a Little Girl
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Jessica Wright in her Bikini
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A Whole Lot of Huge Fucking Tits.
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Fuck Vanessa Hudgens, Who’s Her Friend With The Big Tits?
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Bryan Cranston Makes Out With a Dude
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Snoring Duck
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Jumping Jacks Bikini Challenge
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Miranda Kerr Holding the Mic Proper
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Selena Gomez in Short Shorts
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Who’d You Rather? Celeb v. Model
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Lookin’ Down Jessica Chastain’s Dress
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Scientifically Accurate Duck Tails
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Vin Diesel with Other Celebrity’s Hair
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Girl Opening Beer with her Teeth
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Parking Lot Wars
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Penelope Cruz is Comedically Pregnant
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The Best Costumes at Comic Con – Ranked…
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Big Mom Tits in a Bikini
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More Bar Refaeli in a Bikini
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Beer Chug
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Lubed Up Ass Fuck Time
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Dog Finds a Kitten and Saves her….CUTE.
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Ice Ice Baby Sung By the Movies
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Some Random Bitches in Bikinis…
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Some Trashy Bitch in a Sheer Bodysuit
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Hot Bitch Naked Sun Bathing
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Tricia Helfer Pokies!
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Elisa Morucci Naked in Malena
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Some Babe Named Fernanda Marin in a Bikini…
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Nicole Trunfio Hot Tits in a Photoshoot…
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Girls Showing Off Their Gap….
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Sofia Vergara Disgusts Me
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Hundreds If Not 1000s of Webcam Babes Web Camming…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Weird Fart Porn Fetish Edited Into a Beat Box…What the fuck
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Stretched Asshole With a Purple Toy
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Vacuum Cleaner Masturbation
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A Girl with a Dildo in Her Ass….
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A Girl with a Cucumber in the Ass…
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Many Cam Girls Willing to Cam Girl….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Jul

The Fat Chick in the Middle is an SI Star Model of the Day

I repeat…the fat one is an SI Supermodel….but not just any SI Supermodel, their biggest (literally)…She’s been on the cover a lot, because she sells magazines, in an era magazines don’t matter, and they are milking her like the cow she is clearly modelling her body type after…her spirit animal. Even though, she’s fucking fat and has no business modelling bikinis, but I guess the world is open minded to it since 90 percent of girls are fat pigs now…but I am the 10 percent motherfucker…I want my bikini models to not look like dumpy piles of shit.

It makes no fucking sense on a few levels, the first being why dudes like a fat girl just cuz she has tits, wouldn’t it be better if SI found a fit girl with tits? The second being, wouldn’t Kate Upton know she’s expected to be half naked all the time, it is her job, and thus spend days starving herself and working out?…Third being, wouldn’t SI find a fit girl with tits instead of using this one….

If you don’t believe me…here’s another photo evidence of Kate Upton from another angle…she’s the fucking worst, fight it all you want, send in hate male, I am right. Here is proof.

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

22

Jul

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini on a Yacht in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

Bar Refaeli is boating…and while boating…she is using the oldest confidence booster in the game…featuring a busted up broken down girl who makes Bar, who is no longer really relevant anymore, feel hot as fuck.

You see it is not that Bar isn’t still hot, or that her tits are now something I wouldn’t want to play grabbing tits with, it is to say that she’s not as relevant, and she might as well be ugly, because that’s how she feels on the inside no matter how much she pretends she doesn’t…she can smile and act like the ultimate bikini babe…she can even count her money for reassurance…but it’s way easier to just pose in pics with a gremlin…

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2013

22

Jul

Miley Cyrus Panty Flash of the Day

I like Miley Cyrus cuz she’s looks like a retard. You know an inbred idiot who would have no teeth if she didn’t have a cosmetic dentist and millions of dollars and a spoiled brat attitude…

I like that she’s got this hot little body that looks younger than it is, because Disney likes to protect their investment by keeping their puppets young and ready to monetize if needed, until they decide to dispose of them, by making them look crazy and replacing them with new puppets to brain wash the young.

While here is this ones showing off her country possum, ruining it with panties, but still worth looking at it trying to escape her panties, like it was about to be caught for a good backwoods dinner, even if I prefer her possum in gampies shed about to be taught some valuable lessons about being a country girl from the backwoods…you know and how to keep the blood line of the family still goin’

To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Here’s a bonus twitter pussy grab…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

22

Jul

Some Chick Named Sarah Lane Takes Big Titty Pics of the Day

I do not know if this Sarah Lane is the same Sarah Lane that has a Wikipedia page….I just know this Sarah Lane has huge tits.

The Sarah Lane on Wikipedia was on G4TV when G4TV still existed…I didn’t bother looking her up to see if she had huge tits…but she does have a fan base of virgin loser nerds, who probably simulate weddings with her, and hold her on some pedestal she doesn’t deserve to be put on, but talks the talk that gets her there…you see cuz virgin losers like any girls who show any sign of interest in their nonsense obsessions….even fatties…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I do know it is done properly..next time more nipple.

Posted in:Sarah Lane

2013

22

Jul

Irina Shayk in her Bikini of the Day



Why limit ourselves to one Irina Shayk is so good to look at…mail order bride / Russian Spy making a Soccer Star seem straight and good at recruiting no name bitches from other countries…and turning them into SI Model posts…I mean she’s so good I’d do posts on her all fucking day.

So here she is in a bikini, such a simple thing to pull off, I mean it probably took her all of 3 minutes to do, yet it’s up on some masterpiece level…that you’d think would take a lifetime to craft…but probably just happened in a lab during genetic research experiments back in the good old communist days….

To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2013

22

Jul

Irina Shayk for GQ Russia of the Day

Irina Shayk is a mail order bride who has been sold to the right john, or husband and in doing that has pretty much fucking made it…if you consider producing smut for GQ Russia, her mother country, actually making it, while making smut for webcam companies, or whatever it is the other mail order brides are making smut for, is any less important…

She’s hot, she’s amazing naked or half naked, I’m a fan and I like the fact that she’s been a beard to a gay dude all these years, a beard who would never leak his story, because they will ruin her and take away her low level modelling, something she fucking loves, because it means she doesn’t get fucked all that much…for fear of getting caught by the media…and an atrophy pussy is the best kind of pussy.

To See Irina Shayk in Miami Working Out CLICK HERE

To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2013

22

Jul

Diver Almost Gets Eaten By a Whale of the Day

The ocean is a pretty scary place.

It is where all the ancient aliens live…

It houses weird looking animals that we just accept as normal…

It is probably the least explored part of the earth because being that deep is not that feasible…

It is responsible for Bethany Hamilton, the one armed surfer, to have a successful career, because everyone loves one armed surfers overcoming all obstacles thanks to the power of jesus…

We pretend we know what is going on….without really knowing what is going on…cuz we are human and it is easier that way…keep telling ourselves we’re the highest of the species on this earth, until a diver almost gets eaten by a fucking whale…

Crazy video.

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Jul

Katee Sackhoff in her Underwear for Twitter of the Day

Katee Sackhoff was at Comicon, and for those of you who have never heard of Katee Sackhoff , like me, she’s from some bullshit nerd shit called Battlestar Galactica, something’ I’ve never seen, because I have sex with girls.

She’s also been in such hits as “Sexy Evil Genius”….”The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia” and “Campus Killer”…We’re talking so low level, I am shocked her panty pics to twitter aren’t spread vagina pics with a neon sign she got custom made that read “look at me, I’m spreading my vagina, look at me, I was on TV, look at me….please someone…please…look at me”….

Especially now that she’s pushing 35…she’s gotta make moves quick cuz it’s almost over for her…but at least she’s on the right track. Getting into her underwear on the internet is step one to a life decision of whoring yourself out.

Posted in:Katee Sackhoff

2013

22

Jul

Christy Turlington’s Calvin Klein Underwear Campaign of the Day

Christy Turlington is some 44 year old amazing model who still has it going on…who has been modeling for Calvin Klein since 1987…that’s 26 fucking years…and she’s still bringing it and that blows my fucking mind because historically, at least as far as I’m concerned, models who are 26, not who have been modeling for 26 years…are already too old, haggard, fat, falling apart at the seams, damaged from all the hard fucking their way to the top, coupled with cocaine and AIDS they got from the A-Listers they had inside them, thinking it was real love, before realizing A-Listers don’t give a fuck about anyone, not even amazing models, because there’s hundreds just as hot and just as willing without all the headaches that normals have to put up with for fear of dying alone…

Anyway, mind fuck or not, half naked Christy Turlington, despite being a married soccer mom in her 40s, blows my fucking mind, which is good enough for me…and it’s really all about me…isn’t it.

Posted in:Christy Turlington