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2013

18

Jul

Fun and Amazing Sweatshop stepSHIRT Shoot of the Day

These lovely and amazing girls from Montreal who I have no had sex with, but who I have probably sexually harassed and maybe even thought about having sex with at least once, at least after seeing these pictures…and not just because they are in SWEATSHOP stepSHIRTS but because they did an amazing shoot, and quit interview with me.

I liked the pictures so much, I felt the need to rape and pillage them…they are all wet in them and shit…so good.

If you want to read the fun article, that I believe they may have even quoted some things I said, which I know you can’t get enough of…and to see the rest of the pics… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

18

Jul

Nicole Richie’s See Through to Bikini of the Day

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As much as I don’t like Nicole Richie for various reasons…from being an enemy of the site, to being a brat the one time I hung out with her….she is kinda cute and more importantly a testament to the power of plastic surgery and its ability to take your broken down face and body that we all saw in her 20s…and mould it into a mom I’d totally fuck in her 30s, something that never happens…the aging gracefully shit is really a dude thing, women usually melt a way and get more and more fucking disgusting…

So seeing her suggestive bikini in her summer dress see through shit, may not be as exciting as the LA plastic bitch I saw the other day walking around in a sheer dress, with no underwear on, but I’ll give her some credit for pulling through her ugly, unwanted baby put up for adoption, and turning it around winning at life…

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2013

18

Jul

Kate Moss Panty Flash Fail of the Day

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For a model who would walk around day to day totally naked…this wind blowing up her skirt and not showing the world her bare ass is a fucking fail…I sit outside the local Starbucks and see this shit happen to girls of all ages and they are never quite as lucky….and they aren’t into showing their naked asses to the world because they are so open minded, free spirited, hippie models who everyone has already seen naked, yet for some reason, they’re fails are wins, and this Kate Moss characters fails are just fails…and I’m not even making reference to her battered, well traveled vagina, that I would like to lick like it was one of those jungle toads to see if I get high from all the remnants of her psychedelics…and rockstar aids…

Either way, fail or not, I’m a fan.

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2013

18

Jul

Bar Refaeli For Elle Spain August of the Day

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I spoke too soon, apparently Bar Refaeli isn’t old as fuck, irrelevant as fuck, riding her fame that she got from being associated with Victoria’s Secret and Leonardo’s cock into the sunset…

Apparently, she’s still getting work, this time for Elle Spain’s August issue, where such exciting things happen as her wearing shorts and what may be a bra…fun.

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2013

18

Jul

Edita Vilkeviciute For Victoria’s Secret Bullshit of the Day

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You know what I hate….lingerie catalog pictures….

You know what I don’t hate…. Edita Vilkeviciute….

It turns out when you put them together, they don’t cancel each other out, but instead become worth posting, because let’s face it, any half naked bitch is worth looking at, even the fat chick who works at the deli by your house, I mean everytime she makes me a sandwich I wonder what the sandwich in her panties smells like..I’m thinking Horse Radish.

So when this babe gets half naked, I can’t help but pay attention, my life is pathetic like that.

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2013

18

Jul

Cop Peeing in Public of the Day

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Hey, remember that time I was drunk and got a 300 dollar ticket for peeing in public and resisting arrest….it happened at least 3 times over the course of my drinking career, and I always would fight back saying how peeing a natural thing and sometimes you just can’t control when and where you do it, like EMILY RATATATATAJKOWSKI …it’s like dude I had to pee, there was no bathroom, I chose this tree…and boom, ticket…assholes..

But like all cops abusing their power, this guy took a pee in public, got busted by a camera, but unlike me and all the other drunk people, didn’t get in trouble of it…this is police corruption at its worst, not them being in the drug trade shit, but this peeing in public shit…the worst.

I hope they fire him.

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2013

18

Jul

Barbara Palvin for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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How about some Victoria’s Secret photoshopped nipples lingerie pics of some Hungarian girl who escaped the illegal human trafficking trade to end up inside Justin Bieber with a strap on back when he and Selena were going through a rough patch…

I don’t think she’s all that special, she looks big and better equipped to be in a circus or do whatever else it is Hungarians do, wrestle bears, make cured meat…but Victoria’s Secret thinks she is and they are the boss of hotness…at least that’s what they are trying to make you believe…evil brainwashing corporation with their half naked girls…

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2013

18

Jul

Nina Agdal in Lingerie To Celebrate Being Dumped of the Day

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Nina Agdal has recently been kicked out of the Adam Levine harem and replaced with his last vagina, because obviously this vagina wasn’t good enough.

She wasn’t the one, he couldn’t connect with her, but I am thinking it wasn’t anyone’s fault specifically, you know cuz I like to speculate on models and popstar relationships and act like I really understand them, even when the popstar involved, aka the model killer, is someone I find really irritating, irritating enough that looking at the pussy he has tainted, makes me hate the pussy he has tainted.

I’m emotionally stable like that.

Either way, I am thinking the break-up came from her looking like she’s got Downs Syndrome….plus everyone likes Victoria’s Secret models better than SI Models…cuz SI has no quality control department and throw in every fat ass… not that it matters.

Here are my tribute to a love that was…

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2013

18

Jul

Chrissy Teigen Did the ESPYs Last Night of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen was at the ESPYs last night and at least someone was having fun. It was on at the bar I was drinking at and shit was fucking boring. I also know people who were there who said shit was fucking boring…but this Chrissy Teigen is just so happy her gold mining worked out, and she’ll get down and act silly everywhere cuz life is just that good for her..

What’s not good is her photo editing skills, I mean shit she looks fat and stupid in this, and I get she’s trying to have her own talk show or something, and I get she tries to be funny, but bitch is a model…so fucking model..let’s not get off course here…

What a stupid lookin’ bitch.

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2013

18

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Topless Shoot of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely started from the bottom now she’s here…and by the bottom I mean doing pretty much the exact same thing, like her life has come full circle, from topless model for fashion to topless model for fashion…stopping along the way to date some bald action star that gave bald dudes hope…to showing the world how irrelevant Megan Fox and acting is, that any old, or young, or hot topless model can do it just as fucking good…not that I’ve seen transformers, I generally avoid that virgin loser nerd shit…it makes me feel uncomfortable with all the virginity and social awkwardness that comes with it…but staring at Rosie Tits…doesn’t…in fact, I love this shit.

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