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2024

28

Oct

Kate Beckinsale Gets her Asshole Massage of the Day

When you’re as rich and famous as Kate Beckinsale, you can hire slaves to come to your house to do your KEGELS for you….

The skinny, emaciated, half dead, spent a month in the hospital because she got throat fucked into internal bleeding is doing the best she can to keep her old, dry, polluted, expired, tainted uterus from falling out of her.

When you are just skin and bones, with no musculature, you’re more than just a fetish that can’t run away if it tried because the bones would break through the skin with no muscles to hold them in place, but also at risk of having your internal organs fall out of you and drag along behind you….

So instead of sitting on a vibrating chair, you get people to do it for you and the whole thing would be hotter if it didn’t smell like a retirement home…but since it’s in picture, the nude Beckinsale is better than a clothed Beckinsale since she has been historically hot in her SLOW rot….that can’t fool us into thinking that the pussy’s not full rot…but these medical procedures can only go so far in the lies…

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2024

28

Oct

Bella Hadid’s Vagina Eating White Shorts of the Day

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I never subscribed to Bella Hadid being the top model they’ve packaged her as, but I have no influence and no one gives a fuck about what I think.

The rest of the world subscribed to Bella Hadid being a top model and all those deep pocket trend deciders who influence the retard mind of the general population decided to create her into something her weird face didn’t really justify, but the general population and their retard mind bought into it, made her rich, famous, influential and all that other shit that comes with being a well-followed rich kid who has vapid parents willing to buy the dream…

That being said, I’ll look at her weird face, no weirder than it’s ever been with injections, I mean is this even the same person….walking to her pilates class with a gnarly camel toe.

That cameltoe is more ambitious than her father was when trying to buy her and GIGI’s career he could leverage with the low level models he was fucking in LA.

That cameltoe is top model worthy of celebrating and being paid for by all the brands, because rarely do we come across a cameltoe so committed to its job that it goes above and beyond.

This cameltoe is some of her best work, it’s just screaming “I am a top model cameltoe” because without the weird face to throw you off, just a tight crop on the white short wearing cameltoe, is something magical….

It could be cameltoe witchcraft winning me over, the same witchcraft that helped launch this rich kid who worked at a smoothie shop into being a top model who pushed product….but it’s far more enjoyable than the other witchcraft because all that’s being sold to me is pussy eating shorts for me to stare at and I appreciate that.

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2024

28

Oct

Rachel Bilson Does Erotic Dancing like a Stripper of the Day

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Who doesn’t some Rachel Bilson, even in her old age.

She’s in her mid to late 40s at this point, but she’ll always be Summer from the OC with the decent sized tits on. You know, the only hot chick on the show Mischa Barton / Olivia Wilde….

She went onto be abducted by her Canadian baby daddy and husband who locked her away in the barn on the farm they owned…which is always a personality trait I appreciate in a woman and now as the single mom divorcee she’s getting her whore on in that tight dress and it’s just so much fun….

Through menopsause, Rachel Bilson still exists and goes to events all fancy…and whorish!

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2024

28

Oct

Lily Rose Depp’s Dumper on Display in LA of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp was spotted on the streets in some one-piece bathing suit for what we’ll assume is a high profile photoshoot for a high profile magazine because she’s high profile people with high profile family and the whole thing is high profile…

The midget’s legs hardly look like stalky cankles when she’s got a one-piece jacked up her fat dumper…and ever since that shitty series with The Weeknd where she was a naked popstar based on Britney Spears the entire time…I’m more than happy to see her naked…

I’m pretty sure I was happy to see her naked prior to that whole series since she’s Johnny Depp’s hot daughter who owns a private island in the Bahamas where the family tax evades…NO TAXES ON THE PRIVATE ISLAND motherfuckers…

The thong up the ass is always a good time, even knowing that she’s gone lesbian with some masculine trans chick thanks to being indoctrinated into that whole LGBTQ world that Hollywood pushes on the people and that she lives in the belly of the beast of.

With Johnny Depp as your dad, it’s probably hard to not become a lesbian and with most lesbians you like to pretend the dick’s aren’t tainting her or stretching her out, but the reality is that lesbians are into fisting….

She can be the visual of your lesbian conversion fetish, because when ovulation time roles around, lesbians are hardly actually lesbians, because lesbianism is a myth and a manipulation of the mind due to exterior forces. They aren’t born that way, they were molested, abused or have a parasite….

It’s safe to assume Lily Rose’s lesbian has tricked her into lesbianism, there’s always that aggressor lesbian who targets the broken straight girl, generates some trust, makes her feel it’s ok after their first finger blasting sessions, only for the broken straight girl to confuse her intention for being romantic and not that of a predator….

All this to say….Hot Lily Rose Depp midgetery.

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2024

28

Oct

J.Lo Leaving the “Studio” of the Day

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The paparazzi are saying that this is J.Lo leaving the studio, where we can assume that she’s recording some life changing shitty music to pollute the minds of her last standing fans with…..because she’s not very good and the people will eventually catch onto that if they haven’t already.

Across the board, no one gives a fuck about celebrities, which must be pretty hilarious for the celebrities, who are holding onto the glory days as hard as they can, pretending they still matter because they are rich and have a network of YES-MEN around them.

At 60 years old, J.Lo pretty fucking gross, but she tries to fake it with the face injections and crop top shirts. The workouts and the other procedures but we know the pussy’s got mileage you can’t roll back like a shady Turkish car salesman.

They say she’s leaving the studio, but with that menacing man in black behind her, it seems like she was getting railed or interviewed by the FEDS who have videos of her doing illegal shit at the DIDDY parties, and for retribution she must push whatever agenda they are pushing…just after they get to rail her like it was a Diddy freak-off party video….

Point of the story, J.Lo sucks even when it’s suckin’ dick.

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2024

28

Oct

Sarah Hyland’s 1 Kidney 2 Tits of the Day

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Despite having one kidney, Sarah Hyland is still not dead. This is modern science for you perverts, keeping the bitch alive with her anti-rejection drugs so that you can jerk off to her like it was still Modern Family times when you first fell in love with her primordial dwarfism…

As it turns out, it’s far easier to jerk off to modern science keeping a set of tits alive with some pills, rather than having her rigged up to a life support machine that you visit until accidentally impregnating her, putting a target on your back as the dude who spent a little too much time giving her those sponge baths while working at the hospital…

Your cries that it was immaculate conception go unheard….and a big slap on your wrist would likely end up with getting arrested, making this more fun.

Her tits aren’t anyting special, her face with those eyebrows also not exciting….but it’s cleavage and we’re pathetic enough to stare at cleavage.

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2024

28

Oct

Britney Spears in Black Lingerie Being Crazy of the Day

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Britney Spears or “XILA MARIA RIVER RED” as she seems to call herself on social media posted some more erotic, this time in skimpy sheer black lingerie with her tits out.

Her caption was some insanity about her property in Turks and Caicos is like a church and when she visited with her ex, they’d fight and she’d sleep outside with the birds, but this time, she’s spending her time inside because it’s too hot.

Whether she is behind this content, or whether she is even alive doesn’t really matter because the body double or old content they are repurposing, or the AI that they are using to keep her alive is something you should be able to jerk off to.

Sure, middle aged menopausal women aren’t really supposed to be what you jerk off to, but when they are presented as a mental case version of Britney Spears and they are half naked, you pretty much have no choice as a thank you for all she’s brought you.

As you know, the crazier they are, the better they are in bed, it’s a statistic, TRUST THE SCIENCE….so the fact that she’s got a body still worthy of fucking, even if it’s old content or AI doesn’t mater, because it’s on the internet and that is YOUR truth.

Sure, she’s got a gunt, but what 45 year old doesn’t and more importantly, only one 45 year old is Britney Spears and that fact alone elevate her to a higher plane.

Is Britney in the Caribbean, is he in front of a Green Screen, does she exist, does it even matter, there’s lingerie and you may be able to see her nipple…dead or not, it’s a corpse you’d fuck, even just for the story…

“Yo man, so I was digging up a grave in Louisiana which in my defense wasn’t even digging since they keep the bodies in crypts above ground and found Britney Spears half rotten corpse, guess what I did, I mean keep in mind it’s Britney Bitch”…..

Right…

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2024

25

Oct

Kate Winslet Old Lady Tits of the Day

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I always thought that Kate Winslet’s tits weren’t good enough to die for in that Titanic movie…..

They were the kind of tits that you’d probably let drown to save yourself because even if they were the best tits in the world, they’re not worth dying for…

That whole love story was good on paper for all the divorcees and empty people who never found a love like that because a love like that doesn’t exist.

To me, it just ruined the whole movie, which should have ended with dude surviving and scoring new pussy…but then there’d be no movie…since there’d be no granny searching for her lost amulet….

The point of the story is the tits were good but not that good back in the Titanic Days, 30 years later, they’re good but not that good, but good enough to watch in the movies as she continues her “craft” of acting, which they like to call “art” but that we all know is just a bunch of assholes (and tits) overpaid to play make belief…..

Hate celebs, hate acting, appreciate the tits…

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2024

25

Oct

Get Ready with Julianne Hough the Mormon Gone Wild of the Day

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The worn out, lacing elasticity, growing fungus because of how dirty it is fleshlight that belonged to Ryan Seacrest when she decided to break up with her brother and level-up her career with Dick Clark’s reincarnate’s cocaine and anal sex addiction……known as Julianne Hough is a product of sexual assault that made the girl horny and not into a genderless, asexual lesbian man hater….

She’s the kind of victim of abuse you’d want in a woman because she likes to fuck her trauma away, rather than be a boring victim about it.

Sure, the fact she walked away from the church and bought into the satanic industry that’s given her a life is a sad story for her soul, but at least she’s having fun, getting her fuck on, being a whore and offering us something old, dried up, age out, to jerk off to….

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2024

25

Oct

Shenae Grimes is a Half Naked Halloween Creature of the Day

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Wow. Shenae grimes is hideous.

I don’t think this is her Halloween costume but she looks really fucking terrifying. Maybe she’s sick? GET ANOTHER SHOT SHENAE.

I forgot she existed and for good reason at least based on this content of getting ready with her…..GRWM mother fuckers…

I don’t think she was ever hot, but she was marketed as hot.

I’ve even been in the same room as her in the past because all of Canada do quarterly ice wall / maple syrup / socialist meet ups….this was back when she was marketed as hot and I didn’t notice her and I notice every pussy in the room….especially the famous pussy in the room….

Maybe she doesn’t have a pussy and is just another Canadian tranny…or maybe she was never actually hot but now is definitely not hot….

Since we are optimists and into spiritually uplifting content that inspires and elevates our collective frequency – I will say at least she’s skinny and skinny matters, even when it is cancer.

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