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2013

28

Jun

Naya Rivera in a Bikini of the Day

I thought the whole basis of Glee was where the freaks got together and sang while the cool good looking people were out being cool and good looking…You know a way for losers to congregate and be social and fantasize about a celebrity that in real life would never happen, because ugly people, except maybe Lady Gaga, just don’t get famous. It is against the rules. No matter how good they sing and dance and turn pop songs into homo friendly Broadway show tunes, they are forced to work in community theater at night, after working their shitty menial job, and dreaming of what could have been if they were born someone else, while petting one of their many cats, before deciding to take destiny by the balls, and make a viral video that goes viral, forcing the evil entertainment industry to attach themselves to you, after slamming the door in your face so many times, because the public wants you now, and they figure they want to make money off you…That is the world we live in.

Not that I’ve ever seen Glee, or this Naya Rivera chcik, who is sexing things up with a tiny fit body and some fake lips to make her look sultry. I guess breaking free from that evil empire that is GLEE, where I assume she plays the hot chick, to do give boners with her weird belly button and youthful body to single men who have never seen the show. I appreciate that.


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Posted in:Naya Rivera

2013

28

Jun

Holly Peers is Today’s Page 3 Girl of the Day


Holly Peers is today’s Newspaper tits that make the news far easier to jerk off to, unless you’re weird and find Nelson Mandela dying, Gay Marriage Laws being Passed, Football players going to jain and all the other fun stuff worth jerking off to…but I prefer stripper tits.

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW

2013

28

Jun

Paulina Gretzky is Still in a Bikini of the Day

So apparently Paulina Gretzky let’s some pro Golfer named Dustin Johnson put inside her hole…but more importantly she is at the most expensive and luxurious hotel in Barbados, because being born into money leads to a great life filled with opportunity, even though you don’t realize it because you’ve been fully absorbed in it all your life, and haven’t figured out how the other 90 percent don’t have private chefs, maids or fly private…

But none of that matters, she’s in a bikini and has my favorite kind of body, skinny and lean, long and lovely, and the fact she used her allowance that is probably an absurd allowance on fake tits, makes her fucking perfect.

I am a fan. I’d like her to cannon ball onto my dick.


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Posted in:Paulina Gretzky

2013

28

Jun

Briley Hale is a New Model and She’s Modeling of the Day


Briley Hale is not a very major model, but she’s pretty fucking lovely to look at.

She’s signed to Wilhelmina Denver, which in the event you don’t know, is not a major agency, despite Denver being the fashion center of the fucking world….

So these pictures of her in her bathing suit, should really be her in New York working for free for some trendy photographer’s personal collection, because that’s how trendy photographers get laid, it’s not the fact that they make millions on the corporate jobs, but rather the eagerness of young hot girls with a dream.

I guess this Colorado chick, is just a little more Christian than that, at least for now…but I predict, as I do with all models, and that I am right about with all models, making it hardly a prediction and more a waiting out the inevitable, that we will see this girl’s nipples soon enough…and in the mean time here she is wet…

Posted in:Briley Hale

2013

28

Jun

Mariah Carey’s Being Patriotic of Macy’s

I would like someone to photoshop a dick in where the MIC is….because her facial expression is one I like pretending she’s making before taking a load on her face from some record exec who was in his 60s and owned Sony music who she married back when talent wasn’t enough to get famous.

I’m not interested in any of that Nick Cannon shit, so make the dick white and Jewish, like she pretended to like when she was coming up…

And while you do that, I’ll watch this video of her Popped Dress Almost Gives Me Boners…of the Day

To see more of her being patriotic for Macy’s CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2013

28

Jun

Barbara Palvin’s Victoria’s Secret 2013 Work of the Day


Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride….

The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis…

Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

28

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Misused by Blumarine of the Day

Here’s a genius idea that I call milking a woman’s celebrity in efforts to promote your brad…but not realizing that the basis of her celebrity is her awesome half naked body…and not her face…

I mean this is like getting a hooker to give you a back massage because you are lonely, or a stripper to have a conversation with you in her clothes, it just doesn’t make sense.

If you pay the bitch, who knows her body rocks, you make sure she does her fucking job…

It’s jobs like these that give a model an ego, and make them think they have a chance doing things half naked…

It’s that beacon of hope that ruins them…so this company is doing more harm than good.

Bring back a half naked Candice..

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

28

Jun

Some 1977 Centerfolds of the Day

If you read the site, you will know a few things. The first is that I am an advocate for BUSH. It is actually a cause I hold dear to my heard and I feel the need to lobby the government as if it was OIL or Tobacco laws, because the death of bush has been one of the catalysts to the fall of society..

I’m the kind of guy who feels like the hormones in the food, the obesity crisis, and even global warming could all be curved if girls just stopped being like Kim Kardashian and hitting the waxing or laser shops, places I am going to target in my protest.

I like the eroticism of the 70s. Girls were less trashy, tits were more real, and one thing I love, is the public hair that was there to tickle my fucking throat….

So why not look at 1977 naked chicks to start the day….shit works for me.

Partially because these babes are probably all dead, or almost dead, making them all the hotter…cuz their nudes are timeless, they live on forever…

Posted in:NSFW

2013

28

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I discovered a new fetish last night….

Masturbating on FaceTime with girls you trick to get on FaceTime without them knowing you’re masturbating.

It’s a challenge to make it look like your hand isn’t stroking your cock, moreover, it is a challenge to keep a straight face and not make those horrible yelping sounds you normally make when masturbating.

I tried it on 5 girls and sure they all busted me, I’m not an expert at this shit yet, I just know I like it.

Thank you technology…

Here are some morning links..

Alec Baldwin Goes Off on the Daily Mail on Twitter like it was Me…Cuz He’s Gone Off on Me…
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Wayne Gretzky’s Daughter in a Bikini
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Cameron Diaz in a Red Dress
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Bubble Soccer Looks Amazing
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Bagpipe Thunderstruck!!
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Julianne Moore is in Talks for Hunger Games…
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Girls Who Say Fuck You To Being Ladylike
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Heather Marks is My Kind of Model
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Anna Paquin Plugs True Blood XXX
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What’s for Dinner Meme
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Party Girls!
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Some Lone Rangers Interviews…
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Bike Wheel Disintegrates….
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Bikini Search!
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Halle Berry Hates the Paparazzi
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I like that Precious is the witness in the trayvon martin case. What can’t the fat thing do? Oh right, push ups.

I like that a girl in the park tanning in a bikini had a tattoo with script across her chest so that when she caught me staring at her tits, I said “I’m just catching up on my reading”….

I like that I am going to get drunk right now.

Here are some stepLINKS..

Nicki Minaj Has Ridiculous Booty
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The Best Thing to Wear to Walmart
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Girls Who Are Not Wearing Bras…
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Iggy Azalea’s Sweet Booty Profile…
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Hot Babe in a Yellow Bikini
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How To Stick Your Hand in a Bee Hive
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50 Funniest Comedians on Twitter….
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Girls in Their Bras
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Do You Rememeber Foot Fetish Porn Star Leighton Meester?
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This Elizabeth Chick is Posing like a Slut…I Wonder What Her Dad Thinks…
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Lady Victoria Hervey’s G-String in her See Through Dress…
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Anais Zanotti is Hot Ass Flash in Her Bikini
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Iggy Pop is a Squirter
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Farrah Abraham Big Tits And Topless At The Beach
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Real Live Replica of Homer’s Dream Car
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Demi Lovato is Fat
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7 People Who Claim to Have Been the Hell
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Conan Visits E3
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Synchronized Karate Demo Fail
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Emily Blunt May Have a Camel Toe
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I Feel So Fucking Bad For Olivia Wilde
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Busty and Topless in a Glass Bottom Boat
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Miley Dressed Asian
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Cameron Diaz is Gonna be in Annie
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Bike Thief Gets Owned
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Girls in Bunched Up Clothes…
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Model Jessica White – Who Is Black and Confused is Also a Scientologist –
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A Couple Hot Girls with Bush in the Shower
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Another Amazing Baggage Handler…..
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Laurie Holden See Through!
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Dannii Minogue Holster Fashion Shoot
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Supercut of the Game of Thrones Sex Scenes – 70s Edition
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Selena Gomez at Disney Land
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8 Fictional Girls You Were Supposed to Like but Who Sucked
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Blonde Boobs Poppin Out in Public
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Disney Toy Soldier Eats It
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Simon Cowell Advises Bieber To Take a Year Off – I Think For Sexual Reasons..>THose Rich British Men are Pervs…
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Snake Bites a Stripper Tit
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Chris Brown’s Ex Gf in a Bikini
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Courtney Stodden is Fun of the Day
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Justin Beiber Is A Fucking Idiot. SHOCK!
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Holly Madison Has a 2 Million Dollar Engagement Ring
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Dog’s Funny Reaction
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Fist Fist Squirt
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ATM Competition
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Queef or Fart?
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Amateur Threesome
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Small Titty Cam Show….
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Ass Full of Vegetables
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Autopsy Porn….
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Toothbrush Masturbation
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Muslim Ass!!
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Epic Tits!
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Psycho Finger Bang
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Throwback Jenna Jameson On Set Insanity
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS