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2013

14

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Hot Vogue Cover of the Day

Miranda Kerr is on the cover of Vogue and I have a feeling when the rest of the pics drop…there will be nipple.

The reason I think that, is because she’s on her own now, an independent worker, a free agent, facing the world without a billion dollar brand behind her, and now she will see if we like her for her, or because Victoria’s Secret master minded us in, and the way all girls seek approval is through nudity….

I appreciate this quest, because I am a pervert.

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2013

14

Jun

Adriana Lima For Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Thanks to the photoshop and the team of experts at Victoria’s Secret, they have made Adriana Lima, despite being 100 fucking years old, and mom, look the looks the fucking same as she has in every other shoot she’s done for them, like these are possibly from their archive that they are keeping around for contract purposes, or maybe they are new, based on the fact that they crop her from the ravaged mom stomach up…

I mean they’ve also made her look like every single other Victoria’s Secret shoot, their shit is getting old and tired like Lima, and every catalog is starting to feel like an old pussy you keep fucking cuz it is there….which isn’t a good thing…but here are the pics anyway..

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2013

14

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens in some Panty Photoshoot of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is modelling in her underwear….and I can’t see past the fact that she looks like a hairy little monkey…even when half naked…I am happy that she’s taken the time to shave herself down, unlike the time when she took nude pics when she was 17 for the internet…

It’s nice to see how much she’s grown and progressed as a useless Disney Starlet into this….whatever this may be…

Who cares.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

14

Jun

Phoebe Tonkin in Her Bikini for Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actor or model who is trying to make it in America, and I say give her the fucking Green card, because she looks fucking good, especially when her efforts involve being in a bikini, in the pool, looking amazing….

I hear good things about these Australians is that they are all fucking hot, so she likely doesn’t have a horrible ego where she thinks she’s hot, and that makes for the best kind of bottom feeder, you know she’s not like the shitty stripper with bad attitude who pretends she’s the fucking Queen of England while you negotiate a shitty lap dance with her for 10 dollars a song.

If you want more pics of her HERE SHE IS IN VOGUE

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2013

14

Jun

Eddie Murphy’s Daughter Showing Some Aerola of the Day

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Eddie Murphy, probably has many illegitimate kids, and not just with Mel B, you know that kind of situation where he’s banged out many girls for decades, that he doesn’t know who his kids are, you know the kind of situation where he can meet a random chick in a bar, or backstage, and have no idea he is the father so that when he bangs them and knocks them up because it’s the easier way to do incest, ignorance is bliss….at least in this situation…

Either way, she’s hot, she’s in her bikini, and she’s showing some nip…

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2013

14

Jun

Anne V Hot for Elle Russia of the Day

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The worst thing about ANNE V. is that she has had sex with Adam Levine, more than once.

It’s not like it was an “oops, I am at a party drunk, and this midget rockstar wants a piece of me, and I’m new to this industry, I might as well just do it up, because I am a girl and that’s what vaginas are for”….

It was a more of a “I want a famous husband to knock me up and make me legit in the world of modelling”…

When all she had to do was get half naked…which I guess it is something she’s figured out…

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2013

14

Jun

Jackie Chan’s Best Story Ever About Bruce Lee of the Day

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Yesterday, it was announced that Jackie Chan is releasing some kind of Autobiography Musical.

After listening to him try to explain his best story ever about Bruce Lee, I realize, his autobiography may be totally impossible or insane to follow, especially set to song.

I mean this is funnier than fucking with the asian immigrant store clerk…but maybe I’m just an asshole who finds broken english hilarious.

If that doesn’t appeal to you…

Here’s an old ASAIN dude doing the splits..

Posted in:Asians|Jackie Chan|Videos

2013

14

Jun

Rihanna Instagrams Her Favorite Slutty Concert Pics of the Day

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Rihanna posted these pics on instagram, even though we all know it is not actually Rihanna who is posting these pics to instagram, but it is her handlers who run her shit, because she is a business, a brand, and empire, and some uneducated trash from Barbados is just not capable of handling the shit, she’s more about being the dancing monkey on stage, not because she’s black, but because they give her money, and it allows her to be the most important person in Barbados and that works for her small minded hustle….

But it is nice to see what her people think are her best, most representative images of the slut, even though I’m sure they all hate her, and would want to post the pics of her spread asshole, but the economy is shit, the job is too good, and they get to brag about being associated with such greatness, because the world is full of groupies…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

14

Jun

Emily Blunt Ass in Workout Pants of the Day

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Emily Blunt is some 30 year old chick from the UK who has a rocking ass in her spandex pants, but that’s probably nothing worth celebrating, because even fat chicks have good ass in gym pants…it is a lie that I approve of because it allows me to get turned on by random chicks I will never see naked, because it hides all their flaws and squeezes their shit proper…I know, revolutionary….

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2013

14

Jun

DEVIL WOMAN of the Day

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If you know the site, then you know I have an unhealthy obsession with PUGS. In fact, I think my pug is the only thing I’ve ever loved, and in my semi-retirement/unemployed lazy pig life, I’ve decided to move out to the country to have a pug farm where I house the fuckers, who rape my soul and fill it with love, every time I look at their stupid faces.

In loving my pug, I feel an obligation to protect him, to not let weirdos touch him, to not take him to doggy daycare facilities, to really just make sure he’s cool…

It’s also made me realize, all people with dogs, feel the same way about their dogs. They are family.

So when I saw this I freaked the fuck out. I wanted to rally the Internet troops to hunt this bitch down, and find a way to teach her a fucking lesson.

The name of the Daycare is FUR KIDS DAYCARE …She’s obviously been fired, but maybe someone out there knows her, so we can terrorize her.

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