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2023

30

Jan

Sofia Vergara’s Ass Selfie for Walmart of the Day

Sofia average averages Vergara with the big titties also has a fat ass….which the American Sweetheart from
Modern family, who is hardly a sweetheart or even an American, even though she probably is since she’s rich and married to one, which offsets her stupid played up accent.

Anyway, being an American dream from Colombia on a hit Disney show idiot basic normies loved means Walmart insists on her producing lame ass marketing content for them and her fans to convert and with that contract comes an attention seeking monster so butt shots happen…even normie Colombian actresses with Tits bigger than your head have the game figured out- butt shots like Tit shots can make dreams come true, just like being human trafficked the USA…unless she’s rich and came over the legal way, which makes more sense but it just a far less fun storyline for a pervert like me.

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2023

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am taking the week off stepLINKS while I cleanse my soul through alcoholism, in efforts to find better thins to do with my time…

Faded into a little too much obscurity..

I don’t have much better things to do, but at a certain point the shit is a waste of time.

I get sitting on the sinking ship while it goes down, which I intend to do….but I figure I’ve been doing the stepLINKS for fucking decades at this point, you can do them your damn self…..

I’ll be back….here are those links to get you started on your journey around the internet doing your own damn steplinks…

GET TO WORK slacker….

EGOTASTIC CELEB SITE THAT IS ALMOST AS OLD AS US!

EGOALLSTARS CELEB SITE WITH SOME TITTY SOMETIMES

EGOTASTICSPORTS WITH THE SLUTTY SIDE OF SPORTS

EGOTASTICGEAR a Shopping Guides and Gear Site in Training

TheNipSlip Brings Slutty Celeb Content Daily

Popoholic is Tame Celebration of Celebrity Tit from a fan

A LINK DUMP LIKE EARLY INTERNET

HotCelebsHome posting slutty celeb content daily too….

OtherCrap posts a bunch of crap but the celeb nude scenes are the best

MenMagDaily a Men’s Lifestyle Site that Never Was but that May Be One Day…in the Meantime Random Videos

EvilBeetGossip a Huge Celeb Site that Was that’s Still Being Updated

VideosThatSuck a bunch of random videos

stepfatherpresents was supposed to be my original videos, but I never produced original videos, so it’s just random videos for now

SEND YOUR SITE TO JOIN THE FUN….ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TRAFFIC AND NUDES…..

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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
LICK HERE!!!!

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From the Forum

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The stepFORUM is an iconic playground of fun times….I’m working on updating it so it works better but it takes me 10 years for everything – but you can still check in on the action there….these are the hot spots…..

Celebrity Trash Pics from Various Places Doing Various Things

Tallia Storm’s Big Cleavage
Celebrity Nudity…!

Hilary Duff’s Bag Strap Cleavage
ARCHIVE OR PORN SHIT

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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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stepSMUT for some in House Hand Selected Porn!

CrazyShit for some of the Best Compilations of Crazy Shit!

Entensity for a Good Mix of Memes and BOOBS

ORSM is AWESOME – With Boobs and Random Insanity

EFUKT is the Legendary Site That Finds the Fucking Weirdest Porn Around….You Know It…Check It…

Alrincon is some European Bros who like Boobs and Reddit Amateur Babes

Booobie Blog for the Boobies….

BootySource for the Booty

Glamour for a Simpler Time of Nude Models Shoots!

MORAZZI also for a Simpler Time fo Nude Model Shoots

ImagePost is Images Posted of Nudes

SexyAndFunny which is more Sexy than Funny

Shooshtime is a porn site I link, I don’t think he links me back, that hurts me.

MAKE ME MONEY TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON BY PAYING THESE GIRLS MONEY

If I’ve missed your site, email me and we’ll work it out, since I need your traffic….and your wife’s nudes…but mainly your traffic…I feel like no one links me back….

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2023

27

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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SEEK TRUTH motherfuckers…SEEK On/Offs….

This is about as authentic a nude version of a clothed girl as you’ll get on the internet and that’s good enough for me.

I am a firm believer in wanting to see how ever clothed woman looks nude, so the on/off trend is perfect for humanity….or at least for me to see what a clothed bitch looks like nude in the same fucking frame….

No wonder we’re a lazy species, I mean we’re just handed so much shit we used to have to work so hard for….amazing.

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2023

27

Jan

Jenna Ortega Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Jenna Ortega is pretty overhyped right now, she’s the new it girl thanks to her version of a teen Christina Rocco’s Wednesday Addams…she’s a star baby!

I don’t know where she came from, but with my facial recognition blindness, she’s got the same ceiling eyes as Sydney Sweeney, so probably the same cloning lab..only instead of big sloppy tits as big as her head, they made her look like a stunted, underdeveloped teen in her 20s, which apparently people like.

Along with stupid dances that they were excited she choreographed and that the lame girls of tiktok have done their rendition of, even though actors should know how to dance, especially ones young enough to be part of a retard generation who only communicate through emoji and 15 second dances, she also slutty selfies….it’s part of the culture man!

I remember when you had to put effort into getting a pic like this, you had to be special, now it’s just standard operating procedure of owning a pussy. Easier for us, I like it.

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2023

27

Jan

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I think all girls of the internet consider themselves feminists, because they like the marketing hook that comes with feminism….girl power.

Maybe they like that it makes a great excuse to get naked on the internet, you know blame misogyny for objectifying you, thank feminism for you exploiting said misogyny, by giving the paying perverts what they want….GIRL POWER.

They probably don’t think that it’s all part of an agenda to take them as far from their natural purpose of breeding and raising their kids, because they are too busy wanting to buy purses….GIRL POWER.

I don’t care about any of that, because these girls aren’t pushing their bullshit feminism on me, I just assume they’re feminists, instead they are braless, which is more of a fashion thing, a showing off tit thing, a comfort thing…and I doubt they are all annoying about it….but instead are just like mindless and excited to put their tits out there through a shit for all to appreciate and APPRECIATE I DO…..

Fuck bras, if I have to pretend they are bondage from the patriarchy to get them off, I’ll do it…I’m a hero like that….a TITTY LOVING HERO….

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2023

27

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Looks like FULL BACK Panties are making a comeback.

They aren’t the shameful panty girls who randomly get brought home for a fuck after unsuspecting they were being brought for a fuck…so they shamefully remove them as quickly as they can because they’ve been conditioned to think that full back panties are shit, not just good at catching shit, but actual shit….not to be worn, not be seen, unless you’ve given up….like sweatpants in the 90s, they were frowned upon.

As a fan of panties, that’s a good thing…the more panty content for us perverts to stare at, the
better.

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2023

27

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Like grandpa always told you, he who knows how to fish gets pussy for life, and all it takes is a
net, a blacked out van and a basement to house said fish before you are found and killed by
the Swat team…

I actually didn’t have a grandpa, but if I did, I like to think that is the kind of advice he’d give me,
you know reducing women to the fishy pussy smell because he’d have only known rank bitches,
with that manosphere masculine energy of conquering the pussy because you are a man, even
though none of the simps into that shit conquer anything but they pretend to when screaming on
XBox microphones…

Point of the story, fishnets are a different kind of net to entrap fish, assuming you call pussy fish,
which I don’t, because I think pussy is heaven.

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2023

27

Jan

Rita Ora is Topless Flirtin’ of the Day

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Rita Ora Tailiki Waikiki is doing something topless, not topless enough since she’s got tits that created her celebrity, but topless in the first pic in a Playboy shoot to get you in the mood for what’s to come..the foreplay pic.

She knows the people need her seductiveness or topless to notice her and I figure she’s done all she can, from marrying a top Hollywood talent, to sucking all them dicks at all the right parties over the the last decade….

But I think this is pretty cocky….not showing nipple when topless, it’s almost rude at this point , especially if this is her last ditch effort to finally be a pop star before she’s too old, since she’s old.

I think she’s mocking us, but hey “take a topless in bed pic of me being coy and playful like I’m not a human trafficked professional, since you’re an academy award winning writer/director and know how to capture a mood” is still something!

If she feels she deserve a hit after a decade of sucking dick for a decade, make it count!

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2023

27

Jan

Kaili Thorne’s G-String is Cutting Off her Circulation of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s illegitimate sister the mom adopted and brought to LA to either hedge her bets with another Florida child to make into a star, or to be the one they put on the frontlines as they Navigated the creepers of Hollywood while protecting the Golden Child Bella!

She was early to the selling racy content using the strong family brand name to push subscribers and I like to think her high earnings influenced her sister to hop on board despite being a Disney kid by building out her own premium content channel and her own agency producing content for other people to produce premium content….it’s all so exciting because it’s turned normies into pornies!

I think that Bella Thorne hooping onto the platform was like Kim Kardashian promoting a period pill, all the drones who do what these ppl tell them get on board with the idea, and now as perverts we are drowni in nudes!

My timeline could be totally off, I could be giving the Thornes too much credit, but when I see the sister’s g-string basically cutting into her like a torture device, murdering or at least torturing that ass because she’s racy, maybe too much credit is what the family needs!

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2023

27

Jan

Courtney Stodden Bikini on a Boat of the Day

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I may be the only person who thinks Courtney Stodden is a legend!

Her and her clown matter but that may only be because I am old to remember when she was tabloid fodder for being the child bride, which in and of itself was pretty fucked up, but no one seemed to think it was off at the time, instead they’d point at the young girl and call her a whore who ruined the life of an actor no one ever heard of before her.

I was always convinced she was a stripper he met, in her mid 20s and the underage bride thing was just a weird marketing angle, but I have a feeling it actually was just a creepy story.

But since she went full bimbo, turned to sex tapes, now exclusive sexy content for the fans, maybe my conspiracy is right.

I do know that my biggest opportunity and biggest fail in this website business that is hardly a business was not collecting enough cans to afford a flight to her Halloween party I was invited to.

We could have had it all Stodden, you miss all shots we don’t take, I could have been hired as her pool boy or assistant responsible for folding her panties. The dream, lost!

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