2013
15
May
Hunger Magazine produced a fashion video for their fashion magazine featuring busty Rihanna impersonator making a name for herself, RITA ORA and top cocaine bag dropping model Cara Delevigne, and they are wearing bras, being intense hipster party girls, getting down to a Rita Ora Remix, and I think it’s a good way to start your day….even if you hate this kind of thing…because how can you really hate angry looking lipstick lesbians…dancing…
Posted in:Cara Delevigne|Rita Ora
2013
15
May
I don’t know or really care who Amii Grove, but I have seen her tits…and now so have you…meaning getting to know her no longer really matters…unless you’re a fucking creep and like the backstory of the broken girl naked in pictures you are trying to use as foreplay for your masturbation…you know a superfan actually interested in what her likes and dislikes are, where things went wrong and how she made them right and all that shit….while I am the kind of guy who only listens to that shit when trying to get a girl comfortable enough to walk around my hotel room like this….cuz let’s face it, everyone’s got a story, problems, and headaches, so let’s just let them worry about their dad not loving them, or their dreams of a soccer husband and this being the best strategy, or the fact that this pays more than waitressing, while I worry about staring at her tits….cuz if I wanted to hear her bullshit, I wouldn’t be looking at pics of her, I’d be looking at her in disgust over breakfast while she complains about our kids….
Posted in:Amii Grove|NSFW
2013
15
May
This is one of the more ridiculous videos I’ve seen today…but in my defense I just woke up. I mean, this woman isn’t hot in anyway, but every once in a while we need to masturbate to the ugly ones to appreciate the good looking ones, you know bad sex to like what you have, kinda why married chicks have sex with me to save their marriages, because they realize hey it’s not so bad…
More importantly, this video is no about the host, it’s about her ass, and the tricks that it does….How can you hate this loveliness…
Posted in:Videos
2013
15
May
I spent my night recruiting girls to mud wrestle me….I got one looped into the amazing plan….but realized I had no mud to wrestle in….reminding me that next time I go out there looking for fun…I need to come prepared. It’s like bringing a girl home, being right about to fuck, and her saying “no condom, no party”….and you have no condoms because you never get girls home with you and you used them all masturbating….not that that would ever happen, since no one uses condoms, but I’m trying make you understand the loss, pain and sadness I felt….the good news is I drank through it. Now I’m hungover.
Here are some morning links…
Some Shitty Ali Larter Mom CLeavage
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The Best Japanese GIF of the Day
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Man With No Hands Crushes Red Hot Chili Peppers Song on the Drums
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Today in Tramp Stamps
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Milla Jovovich Smiling for Vogue Turkey
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I would eat the Shit that Comes Out of This Ass – Just to Get High…
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In Loving Memory of Angelina Jolie’s Breasts. Our thoughts are with her Family in this Hard Time…RIP Motherfucker – Video Tribute
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Rodeo Clown Backflip over Bull
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Cat Opens 5 Doors to Go Outside
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A Little Human BUNGEE
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN HER SQUIRT ALREADY
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
14
May
Things haven’t been the same since Angelina Jolie amputated her titties…I haven’t been able to jerk off, fuck, or even eat….all I can do is drink…while mourning this great loss.
I never get upset when celebrities die…in fact I just laugh at the shit, but but apparently I do when their tits do.
I don’t even know if I’ll be able to suck my strippers tits during my lap dance tonight…all I’ll see is Angelina…
RIP Motherfucker. Them titties were good. They lived a good life….a life that was cut too short. Tragedy.
Here are some links…while I get drunk…
Is this an Emma Watson See Through?
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Hot Chicks Laying in Bed
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Brad Pitt on Angelina Jolie’s Tits….
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Britney Spears has a Horrible Booty
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Lana Del Rey Looks Good in Fashion Magazine
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You Need These Cowboy Shirts!
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How To Open a Beer Compilation
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Say Bye to Bill Heder
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I am Very Into this Josi Detz CHick and Her Half Naked Posing
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Stoned Golden Retriever
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Woman Gets Kicked Off Plane for Singing I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
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THis is Hilarious – Rich People Hired Disabled Tour Guides to Cut the Line and DIsney!!
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Kirsten Dunst Brings Her titties to Cannes
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This Guy with the World’s Biggest Dick Makes The Worst Music Video Ever
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Some Argentinian Singer’s Tit Falls Out on TV!
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Some Chick Named Roxanne Pallet Working Out in Short Shorts
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Angelina Jolie
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini on a Yacht. Like a Hooker…
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This Girl in a White Skirt Has Insane Tits
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New Parents – VS- Starbucks – Cuz New Parents Don’t Realize No One Wants Their Shitty Baby Diaper Unleashed While We’re Sipping Our Lattes – Entitled fucked.
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This is the Suspect in the NOLA Shooting
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A Dude Breaks Into a Pizza Place – To Make a Pizza
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Teen Mom is Pregnant With James Deen’s Baby for Attention
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Gary Busey Does Buddy Holly’s Not Fade Away – And It’s Awesome
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The Public Response to Angelina Jolie’s Titty Death
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The Human Chainsaw
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Mindy Kaling is a Racist Who Only Makes Out With White Guys on her Show
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The Weirdest Snail Crawling Home to Mommy Porn You’ll Ever See
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Elsa Hosk Boring Campaign
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Rosie Jones Amazing in a Bikini Pic She Posted to Twitter
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A Whole Lot of Hayden Panettiere in her Bikini on the Beach
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Chubby Eva Longoria’s in SPANX Hiding her Belly…
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A Couple Lipstick Lesbians and a Massive Strapon – How Romantic!
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Some Busty Suicide Girl Named Charlotte
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This Girl has SERIOUS Labia
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Here’s an Epic Social Media Meltdown from a Restaurant on Kitchen Nightmares – Funny
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Who is this Small Titty Brunette Spreading Her Ass in the Park
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Beyonce is Probably Pregnant….
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Camilla Belle Hot in Underwear for some Magazine from March
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No Hands Car Wash is the Best Thing Ever
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Garage Demolition Fail
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Eagle Steals a Fish from the Fishign Line
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A Guy Gets Busted Trying to Bang a Hooker on his Honeymoon
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A Whole Lot of Ashley Tisdale in her Bikini
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Unintentional Dirty Pics!
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Beyonce’s Sister Shows Off Her Legs and Titties for Complex
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Ralley Car Crashes into a House
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Some Jessica Alba Face
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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18 Year Old Makes a Dirty Video in the Bathroom
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Hot Amateur Lesbians Get Their Fuck On
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This Girl Banging Her Orange Juice is Hilarious!
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Chubby Girl Masturbates
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Big Toy – Small Girl
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Awesome – Huge – Amateur Tits
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MILF Didoes her Asshole
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
14
May
I don’t know what the deal is with this Miley Cyrus picture is, but I know that it is amazing…and I am glad that it happened…because Miley Cyrus, despite being an entitled, spoiled brat, rich cunt of a person….with an irritating hick twang thanks to her uneducated cuz her parents sold her to the entertainment industry ass, an ass I’d like to have sex with, not because it looks 15 thanks to Disney hormone therapy, but because it’d be good to K-Fed….except for the whole having to listen to her talk part….an ass that I don’t mind seeing pantsless, because let’s face it, she’s got a tight body
Miley Cyrus…you’ve won again.
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2013
14
May
In Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, the girl who says she’s not a pornstar, despite being in a porn with a pornstar, and selling more copies of a porn movie than any pornstar around news….she is is heading to Florida for a meet and greet with her fans…at a porn convention….
Apparently, she will do anything for attention, including the Miami convention called EXXXOTICA. She’s going to be at the CLUB Magazine booth, where she’ll be signing autographs and making dreams come true for all her new found fans…even though she’s not a pornstar people. She just fucks pornstars on camera….
I mean, she might as well be embracing it, because it’s making her so much fucking money, and it is the one thing she’s done that people actually care about. So the thought that it was a one hit wonder doesn’t exist. Her porn will happen, just not again according to her, because everything she says is bullshit lies to get people talking, like that she’s pregnant with JAMES DEEN’S baby……
The world has seen her squirt and do anal…she might as well just roll with it, and I guess it looks as though she is and that’s a good thing, because I am a huge fan of her work
You see, I’ve been promoting the exclusive clip from VIVID of her Squirting Scene all week.
I’ve also watched the porn over and over again she’s fucking good, despite how unattractive her face and fake tits may be….she fucks on camera well.
So if you are in FLORIDA this week, I want you talk to her for me, get some exclusive pics and video….and we can be friends for ever….I mean it is an awesome opportunity to prank her….
If you’re not in Florida this week, and no one really should be CLICK HERE TO SEE HER SQUIRT
Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Teen Mom
2013
14
May
These pictures of Emma Watson at the airport are circulating – and people are saying you can see her nipples….
I don’t see her nipples.
I am guessing the people who do are either Harry Potter nerd freaks who have been wanting this day to come so badly the last 10 years they’ve been watching her every move, coupled with the fact that they think they are fucking wizards….you know like you…you freak…
Posted in:Emma Watson
2013
14
May
It’s safe to say that Aubrey O’Day knows her selfie angles.
You know the kind of fat chick who knows how to pose for a selfie, because a selfie is the only photograph being taken of her, cuz she just doesn’t matter anymore, not that she ever did, but as far as she is concerned she did, you know DIDDY fucked her and all, that’s a big deal for some fat chick from Palm Springs….
She’s modeling a bikini for instagram, she’s not offensively fat, I don’t have to listen to her talk, so I’m okay with this shit…even if I hate everything about her….there’s just something about her not looking like a fat ditch pig…that makes me forget all the negatives….
She should keep this sucking in her gunt thing up…it’s the best she’s been…pretty much ever…even if I can tell she’s still a fat chick posing proper….and I hate fat chicks…
Posted in:Aubrey O'Day
2013
14
May
The rumors are that Bar Refaeli is some coked out party slut in Israel who fucks A-Listers to make herself feel more important than the other girls she’s ripping lines with….you know cuz it wasn’t that long ago that she was a big model everyone cared about…before moving back to Israel to be pretty much nothing special….but luckily in her demise, her fall from the bikini wearing top, there is some reflection on the glory days that were, and in her case, that comes with either trying to relive them or revisit them by posting pics of herself in a bikini to social media like it was old times….and luckily people like me…are into that.
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