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2013

26

Apr

Morning Hangover of the Day

Getting girls on facetime is my new favorite thing to do, because I don’t have to leave my house to see pussy, because apparently girls like showing guys in masks their pussies, after 3-5 minutes of small talk. I am talking girls who wouldn’t even look at me in a bar if I was grabbing at their ass and trying to suck on their tits.

They don’t even want me to show them my dick, which is a good thing, cuz I barely have a cock – so it isn’t something I promote.

I only like promoting things that can be perceived as substantial from the right angle, in the right light.

No one wants to watch an action movie and have the explosion made by a birthday sparkler. The want the big bangs boom.

But not these girls, my internet girlfriends I convince to take our love to the next level of motion. All they want is for me to watch.

Life as a lazy hermit reclusive introvert who is actually pretty sociable if I get around to it shouldn’t be so good.

Here are some links…in the morning.

Shayne Lamas and her TheDirty Terrorist Baby in a Bikini Showing off Implants
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A Whole Lot of Girls in Yoga Pants
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Amanda Bynes Shaved Her Head and I Want to Cum on It
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25 Pics of Hooters Girls and Cars
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Hilarious GIF of North Korea’s Military
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These Beyonce in a Bikini Pics Are Like a Horrible Bloody Accident I Just Can’t Stop Staring At
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Awkward High Five’s Compilation
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TODAY IN NSFW WTF PICS THAT WILL OFFEND YOU
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This Wheel Chair Fail is Fucking Genius
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3 Legged Alligator on the Fairway – WTF
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Friday’s Photobombs
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This Nerd Getting Fucked in Front of her friends is Some Awkward Shit
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Sign Up for the NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I just saw a woman in her Boston Marathon 2013 running gear and I had to ask her if she wears it for attention, you know to have assholes like me ask her if she’s okay or if she’s just advertising that she was there all for attention….you know some girls flash their tits, others flash memorabilia from bombing attacks they survived. All boil down to daddy issues….

Here are some links….

Selena Gomez in Slutty Boots
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The Hottest Pic of Dina Eastwood You Will Ever See
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Carly Rae Jepsen is Not Hot
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Some Asian Guy Saying English Tongue Twisters
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Marilyn Monroe is Not Hot in her 1941 Class Photo
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Mail Order Brides Posing Proper
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This Tiffany Taylor Chick is a Bit of a Babe
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Horrible Arnold Schwarznegger Driving Video by Mad TV Will Sasso Trying to Hold the Fuck On
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Kendall Jenner’s Got Legs
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Her Name is Taylor, She’s in her Underwear, You Will Like Her
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Some Prankster Asks Football Fans About Fake Players – Funny
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Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple Pic
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Joselyn Chew
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Russian Dude Doesn’t Flinch When Hit by a Car
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Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Wear Panties
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Xenia Deli is Awesome
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Tilda Swinton Dancing Cuz She’s a Fucking Monster
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Elsa Hosk vs Daniela Braga for Nordstrom Lingerie
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Ali Larder is Boring in Spandex
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Founding Member of Ace of Base was a Nazi – I Could Have Told You That Based on that Barbie GIrl Song
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Alexa Vega Square Ass in a Thong Bikini
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Throwback Megan Fox in Lingerie for Sharper Image
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Peaches Geldoff Topless Pic to Celebrate her Being in a Sex Cult with Jay Z
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Brittany Daniel and Keenan Ivory Wayans being Interracial at the Pool in a Bikini
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Some Asian Kid Singing Some Shitty Song Sounding Pitchy and Puberty Will Make Him Irrelevant – But for Now It’s Impressive – If He Could Speak English.
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This Chick Brings the Big Tits of the Day
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71 pics of some Amazing Tattooed Goth Chick
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Ryan Lochte Turned Down DWTS and the Bachelor
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A Dad Draws Pretty Funny Art on his Kid’s Lunches
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Wheelchair Race Fail
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JUlianne Hough in SHorts
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Britney Spears in a Push Up Bra
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Super Villain Speed Dating
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Lil Dicky is One of the Worst Songs of All Time
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Plastic Surgery Woman vs Plastic Surgery Women – At Least I Think She’s a WOman
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Fox News Wants You to Fuck that Chicken
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Patricia Arquette Thinks She’s Mexican
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Get this Hat
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Chubby Latina Does a Porn Audtion
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Some webcam pussy play
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Hot Webcam Sex
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I like This Girl’s Three Finger Cam Show
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This Nerd Getting Fucked in Front of her friends is Some Awkward Shit
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Apr

Kim Kardashian Pregnant See Through of the Day

I would say that it is in typical Kim Kardashian attention seeking behavior to wear a see through dress to an activity she called the paparazzi to take pictures of, because she likes when she’s in the tabloids, it gets her TV shows and endorsement deals and all that good stuff, and she knows, being from a porn background, the way to get noticed.

I am sure attention is something I am sure she craves now more than ever, being all fat, hormonal, pregnant, while the baby daddy wants nothing to do with her and hangs in Paris while she goes through it not getting fucked or support, even if the whole baby is a publicity stunt to begin with, but at least there will be nannies to raise it and a grandmother to continue to exploit it, unless one day the Kardashians lose their mind and kill each other off like they should.

But what isn’t like Kim Kardashian is that she’s actually wearing underwear, you know because she’s usually about that vagina exposing life.

I guess it’s a matter of functionality, the underwear keeps the baby from falling out of her loose battered pussy, you know escaping the hell life he is about to be brought into for horrible selfish reasons.

Because you know, deep in that uterus is a creature plotting his escape/suicide, because no one wants Kim Kardashian as a mom…except maybe some of you perverts who just want to breast feed off her big old tits, just to see if she lactates butter like her body would suggest.


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

25

Apr

Beatrice Chirita Modeling Bathing Suits of the Day

I have no idea who Beatrice Chirita is, I just know she’s modeling bathing suits in boring pictures I wasn’t going to bother posting, but I’m in too deep to turn back now…you see, being a sucker for bikinis, something inside me forces me to post any and all bikini pics, no matter how useless, low level, garbage they are…seriously, where are the ass shots?

Enjoy.

Posted in:Beatrice Chirita

2013

25

Apr

Adriana Lima Bending Over in a Bikini of the Day

From this angle, I think I see see the path of destruction Adriana Lima’s kid left when ravaging her vagina and leaving it a mangled mess, along with the rest of her body, that has had a hard time bouncing back from, but that at 30 doesn’t need to bounce back from because she’s Adriana Lima and even at 40% of what she was, is still better than where you’re sticking your dick, especially if you’re like me, and sticking your dick into a pile of dog shit, because it’s so warm, accessible and reminds me of anal.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Adriana Lima

2013

25

Apr

Gwyneth Patrow’s People’s Most Beautiful People Spread of the Day

We all know that Gwyneth Paltrow is not the most beautiful person in the world. I mean there are just so many flaws with her spoiled brat look and personality that it’s obviously a lie. Unlike the rest of America, we don’t believe the lie and we know that People magazine is hardly an objective, credible source in a position to determine who is the most beautiful anything. What People are is a tabloid for fat, dumb, brainless people, who just don’t know better. They read it, they believe it, and they go back to cashing welfare checks, getting beat by their husbands, or working their shit job for 20k a year. We are not all created equally.

What I can tell you is that the way the entertainment industry works, is simple. It is corporately run and the corporations decide what is best for the magazines to print. Whether it was last year’s J.Lo when she got cast to be on American Idol while she just released an album, or now Gwyneth, who is pushing Iron Man 3.

You see she Gwyneth is represented by a major publicist, Iron Man is represented by a major Publicist, both are virtually powerhouses to a magazine like People.

People get their scoops and their exclusives from these publicists, and all that publicist has to say is “we’ll pay you to feature Gwyneth thanks to Iron Man 3 budget, or you can stick to your editorial integrity, which you don’t have and we will never give you another story again”…to which their boss, who is probably owned by the same companies that make the movies, says, “let’s go with Gwyneth”..

It’s all a lie, take it in, here are her pics pretending to be the Most Beautiful, while none of them are spread vaginas, making me unable to decide if inf act she is.


TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS AT THE IRON MAN PREMIERE
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Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2013

25

Apr

Jojo Does the Splits of the Day

Jojo was once jailbait who dressed like a boy that for some reason all the perverts loved, and that reason was that she wasn’t quite 18 and that was enough to blind them from all her flaws, like not being hot. She was one of those jailbait girls who at 18 fell off. No one cared about her, no one paid attention to her, and she ran off with her black boyfriend to play house.

But the last year or so, she’s been making efforts. She started working out, getting fit, posting bikini pics to the internet, you know the groundwork for another attempt at this popstar shit, a bunch of years later….groundwork that involves her posting pics of herself doing the splits. Fun.

Posted in:JoJo

2013

25

Apr

Holly Peers is the Glamour Model of the Day

I am getting bored of Glamour models. I guess there is only so much they can do with some busty as fuck, average at best, if it wasn’t for her tits, no one would give a fuck about her and even with her tits, her own dad doesn’t give a fuck about her, Glamour Model photoshoot.

It’s like put these bitches in lingerie, pose them next to a wagon wheel, have them hold there tits, cup their tits, try to make hot faces with your tits, repetitive, low grade, low quality, gutter bullshit….but as long as their are tits, I’ll celebrate the shit, as shitty as the pics may be, because any girl, who feels pretty enough to get on camera topless, who otherwise would be working as a waitress, should be celebrated, because she’s got what’s important all figured out.

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW

2013

25

Apr

Jessie J Has No Pants On of the Day

Jessie J is some UK one hit wonder who I guess is working on being a 2 hit wonder, you know the kind of performer with longevity and staying power, who doesn’t need to be pantsless on stage forever, but who at the age of 60 will be honored for her contribution in the music world, you know tribute albums will be made to her, with stars singing her songs, because that’s just the kind of artist, filled with integrity this Jessie J is. She’s not just on a cash grab while the people are listening hustle, the pantslessness is just part of who she is, and that’s why she dresses like this at rehearsal and on stage, because her and her performances are raw and honest….Jessie J is the star of her generation…and by star, I mean some low level slut people are brainwashed into listening to, who only gets noticed cuz she isn’t wearing pants.

Posted in:Jessie J

2013

25

Apr

Today’s Top 2 No Names in Bikini Round Up Of the Day

Everyday in the celebrity babe blogging world. a handful of girls I have never heard of pop up in the forums , shot by paparazzi, but not in the way you’d want them to be shot, being at the level of fame they are at. You know, in bikinis, on the beach, and people for some reason are so desperate for bikini content for their sites, they post them, like these people fucking matter, when they’d be better off posting pics of any random everyday bitch in a bikini, because let’s face it, everyday bitches are probably as hot if not hotter, but more importantly, just about as famous as these girls, only these girls set up a wikipedia page, befriend the paparazzi, who knows, but the strategy, as low level as it is….works….and here are todays top 2 no names in bikinis…..

1- Michelle Heaton

2- Lucy Mecklenburgh

Posted in:Bikinis