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2013

25

Apr

Kelly Brook’s in a Big Cleavage Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook, who didn’t the same path as other Glamour Models, you know instead she always kept her nude modeling as classy, instead of becoming a regular low level employee for some magazine that’s almost a joke that it exists. She used essentially the exact same strategy as those UK Glamour models, but threw in a little celebrity relationships, some acting, and even launching her own product line, all while looking pretty good doing it. She’s pretty much peaked the last couple of years, explaining why at practically 40, she hasn’t settled down and had kids yet, because she’s got another go in her, and whether this big titty photoshoot is recent or not, it doesn’t matter, because it shows off all it took for her to become this millionaire low level celebrity everyone knows….them ridiculous tits.

I’m a fan.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

25

Apr

SueLyn Medeiros the Clown Brings me Joy in Her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who this SueLyn Medeiros, and I am pretty sure no one knows who this SueLyn Medeiros chick is, I just saw these self shot pics of her, and she’s up on some clown hustle, that involves showing off stupid fake tits, fake faces, big booty, and shit is comical as hell.

I have a feeling taht there was a point in her life when she actually looked good, but then she decided to mangle herself, like so many of these bitches do, and now she looks like this.

From Brazilian Beauty to tranny with stupid lips making a fool of herself like a stripper with a dream, is the story of her life….and that needs to be celebrated..

This is what I pulled from her site…

May 14, 1986 in New York City an ambitious sweet exotic beauty called Suelyn Medeiros daughter of Brazilian parents was born.

Living most of her life in and out of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, she returned to the U.S to follow her big dream of becoming a doctor. Despite all the advice from friends and strangers that she should not put to waist her spontaneous personality and unique beauty and should become a Model. Suelyn not seeing modeling as a potential career continued to go after her dreams. Suelyn was invited by a friend to participate in a fashion show at fashion week in NYC and there she was scouted by an agency. She began to do photo shoots and book countless jobs.
“modelling soon became a career option”

Soon modeling was no longer seen as a hobby it became a career option. Suelyn was intrigued by the charming magical world of fashion.

No longer ignoring her possible star quality with her drive, and strive to succeed in something that became a new challenge Suelyn worked hard and in a little less than two years she has been on covers, various magazine spreads, swimwear catalogs, lingerie catalogs, clothing and beauty ad campaigns with the most recent L’Oreal Ad.

Her interest in acting has landed her in Music videos, Commercials, TV Shows and two movies on the works. This is just her beginning and there is no stopping her.
Suelyn’s Measurements and Stats

Birthday: May 14, 1986 / Age: 21

She wants this fame shit so bad, and that makes me her number 1 fan.

Posted in:SueLyn Medeiros

2013

25

Apr

Nina Agdal Dancing for Esquire of the Day

So Esquire was smart enough to use Nina Agdal and her handicapped looking head that they just used for a photoshoot, for a video.

A video, that I assume is paid for by the record label, in some advertorial that you don’t care is an asvertorial, because a bikini model is dancing and smiling and flipping her hair rocking a small little package and nice toned stomach… singing along to songs sung by people she’s probably had sex with, you know cuz rockers like models and vice versa.

The video isn’t all that genius, but proves yet again, put a hot pussy in front of the camera and idiots everywhere will watch. Myself included.


TO SEE THE PICS FROM HER ESQUIRE SPREAD
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

25

Apr

Beyonce in her Bikini in Video for H&M of the Day

Last week, I posted pictures of Beyonce in a bikini for H&M because I was offended that anyone would allow Beyonce in a bikini, even though I know Beyonce runs the fucking show and if she wants to be in a bikini, despite what her team of handlers tell her, she’ll be in a bikini, it’s all part of being old and fat and bitter at the new generation who make your husband more money than you do.

You know a mom, who prior to being a mom had tree trunk legs I didn’t want to see in a bikini, being a spokesperson for a bikini line at H&M, was probably not something they did because she’s so hot bodied, but more a “it’s fucking Beyonce, imagine the press, we can do pictures and we can even do videos too, everyone will watch….”

Well here’s part two of their fucking program.


To See her H&M Bikini Pics – Cuz You’re Some Pervert Freak –
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

25

Apr

Selena Gomez Sings Horribly of the Day

Little Chipmunk Selena Gomez and her average at best, 14 year old looking thanks to Disney Hormone therapy in the craft services lunch spread, is trying to be a big rockstar now and she’s released an album and world tour, like she was the guy she sexually offended, partially because he’s a woman and hates being touched by women, but also because he was underage.

Apparently, she’s still up on the Justin Bieber fever, and flew out to Norway to have sex with him, but I’m sure that’s more of a marketing strategy to get this music career off the fucking ground.

I didn’t listen to her song, but like her outfit, especiallyher Indian Dot not feather, very organic hippie, nice and obnoxious, even offensive, but it breaks up her wide forehead nicely, you know into two parts, making her a little easier to stomach, as long as she’s on mute.

So if you’re into overrated pop tarts working the system for attention and her career..enjoy.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

25

Apr

Catrina Stella in a Bathing Suit for UP PLEASE! Magazine of the Day

Catrina Stella is some American Model who is probably big and tall, but when in pictures looks pretty amazing, and she’s starring in this shoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of in some bikinis, shot by some montreal photographer, in pictures that look straight from the pages of Instagram, because I guess that’s the style everyone wants to see, now that anyone can be a top photogrpaher with their iphone, making the whole idea of talent, or studying a craft for years to perfect it, pretty obsolete…thanks internet for making every asshole a fucking star, even when they don’t deserve it, and that you Catrina Stella for being all lovely and shit.

Posted in:Catrina Stella

2013

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drinking is bad. It makes magic happen, unfortunately not the kind of magic that you’d want to have happen if you weren’t drinking.

Here are some morning links…

Gwyneth Paltrow in a See Through Dress of Iron Man 3
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The Waynes World Reunion will Scare You
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Hot Girls – In Bed
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Mascot Fail Compilation
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Amazing Half Naked Chick in a Fat Burn Workout
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Up Close at Nascar
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Red Panda Does a Pull Up
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25 Most Unexpected Cameos in Movies
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LOLZ Picture of the Day
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Beyonce’s Obnoxious Concert Program
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Cutting a Watermelon in 20 Seconds
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Skinny Girl Vs Sex Machine for the Perverts
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Big Dominatrix VS Little Dude for the Perverts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s an email from someone we hit up to advertise LOLZ

Considering the fact that we are a publisher that primarily publishes in the areas of addiction, recovery, and women’s issues, I think that our readers would find your website highly offensive. I’m sure our author, who is an advocate for children that have been sexually abused wouldn’t be happy to hear that we’re advertising on a website called Drunken Stepfather.

Maybe you should do your homework next time you approach a business for a partnership opportunity.

Thanks for wasting my time, and making me look at a website that I could probably get in trouble for viewing at work.

That bitch turns me on. I like the fire in her lesbian voice. It makes me want to fuck.

Here’s another LOLZ of a Chinese Chick Taking a Shit in a Glass Elevator, which reminds me of the story of my life….

Here some LOLZ in stepLINKS form….

So many LOLZ….

Scarlett Johansson’s Tits Look Perky in that Tank Top on Set of Captain America
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Lohan Has a New Sugar Daddy
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Girls Showing Off their Booties…
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Charles Barkley’s Golf Swing is Hilarious
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All the Pics of Beyonce from her Tour Book – Horrible
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Britney Spears has Serious Booty
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This Cop has Skateboarding Skills
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This Romance Author is Onto Something By Looking For Interns to Live Out the Book
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Xenia Deli’s Flashing Her Panties
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Double Ellen is My Worst Nightmare
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Jordan Carver Has Stupidly Huge Tits
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50 Hot Pics of This Import Model
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Girls With Hot Asses
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Miley in Short Shorts and Heels Turns Me On
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Noodle Snorting!
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Khloe Kardashian Got Fired But Had No Business Ever Being On TV in the First Place – Unless it was Some Unsolved Mysteries Shit.
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Braless Miley Cyrus And Some Short Fucking Shorts
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Blowjob or Just Tired on the Bus
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Some Busty Thick Bitch on Cam
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Reese Witherspoon in Handcuffs Video
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Erica Mena has Great Tits
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Girl Flashing Her Boobs in McDonalds
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Naked Girl in Honey – in a Money Booth Makes for a Good Time
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The Hottest Gwyneth Paltrow Pic You’ll Ever See
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In Case You Missed it – Here’s Laura Haddock Naked in a Movie
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This Nude Model Has Some Wild and Crazy Tits
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Ass Fuck Time. Who’d You Rather?
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Shakira’s Post Pregnancy See Through is Fucking Gross
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Dog Learns Physics the Hard Way
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Caroline Flack’s See Through Shirt Showing Off Her Nipples – Good Times
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Big Boob Close Up Pics
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Some Chick Spreading her Pussy
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Some Girl Making Her Big Ass Clap
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Some Chick in White Leggins Bending Over Showing Off her Yellow Thong
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16 Pics of Kate Upton
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Rally Fans are Crazy
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Mentos Diet Coke The Vagina Version
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This Lena Dunham Chick Scares the Fuck Out of Me
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Zoo Magazine’s Hot 101
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2 Fit Girls in Bikinis
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Amazing Spiderman 2 Crotch Shot
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A Whole Bunch of Mail Order Brides Posing Awkwardly
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There is a Giant Penis On Mars
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American Idol Tried to Replace Mariah Carey
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The Real Life Tom and Jerry
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Horny Couple Film a Sex Tape
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Young Girl Fucked in Some Erotic Nudes
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The Giggliest Girl in Porn
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Horny Blonde Uses Big Toy
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A Sloppy Fucking Blowjob
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Awesome Sex at the Waterpark….
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A Couple Crazy Girls Public Flashing on the Subway
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Apr

Ireland Bassinger Baldwin’s Bikini Booty Shake for Vine of the Day

She’s pretty young…I mean looking at her small, despite being 6 foot 2, body on the beach in dance, reminds me way too much of girls in high school at a sleep over, which to some of you may be erotic, but to me is just awkward. You know it takes a certain amount of fucking to make a girl in a bikini have any sex appeal, but when they are just young and dancing, but more importantly shaking their not quite post-pubescent asses, but more importantly showcasing how bendy their young bodies are, it just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe that will all change in 5 months when she turns 18, and all of a sudden she becomes that fully developed woman, because you know 5 months in a 17 and 7 month year old’s life, so much is going to change. She won’t even be the same girl, because motherfucker, she’ll be a woman. Right?

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2013

24

Apr

Vida Guerra’s Big Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Vida Guerra may be an official nobody, I mean she was a booty before every girl had a booty, early on in the booty game, thanks to some men’s magazines that always promoted her like this was the UK and she wasn’t some gutter off the boat immigrant stealing the white girl’s job.

But 10 years later, she’s still in a bikini, in fact that’s all she’s accomplished, she’s not even a low level reality star, but she’s still got a booty, even if it’s older, dumpier and less fun than it was, because as you may or may not know, that’s how latin girls are built, even the skinny ones.

So maybe this Vida Guerra is a stripper who escaped her destiny like a jew fleeing the holocaust, but what she does is pretty much on par with what the stripper she was supposed to be, same morals and values, and pretty much the same hustle, just a different vehicle and here’s her trashy fat ass in a bikini. I am into it, cuz fat asses are nice to suffocate on.

Posted in:Vida Guerra