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2013

24

Apr

Barbara Palvin Boring for L’Officiel of the Day

These may not be the hottest pics of Victoria’s Secret newcomer, who they are marketing hard, and putting out there as much as they can, because they bought her for cheap from whatever Eastern European country they scooped her 18 year old ass up at. You know, from throwing her into a Bieber scandal, to getting her half naked at a really young age, they are milking her hard, but not hard enough for her to be showing her nipples for a French mag that usually shows nipple. I guess they aren’t ready to fully exploit her yet, you know they are pretty much marketing geniuses over there, they know the perfect amount of exposure to give a bitch. They did it for Swanepoel and they’ll do it for this one….it is a formula that I know there’s some serious underbelly behind, but instead I’ll just look at this babe’s belly, and cleavage, because that’s more interesting than billion dollar companies and their woman trafficking scandals.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

24

Apr

Sophie Vlaming Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Sophie Vlaming is another one of these models who has climbed the ladder of modeling by Taking High Concept Titty Pics . You know because it is art and not smut and it separates the girls willing to perform for their pervert photographer’s vision, rather than the reserved models no one wants anything to do with, even though the concept of getting topless for fashion, or for ten dollars a song, is virtually the fucking same. It’s getting ahead, using your body, and I am all for it.

I always say any decent looking girl with a vagina, who is not using that vagina, to either get work, excel at work, or land a rich dude, who doesn’t have to be an asshole dude, but someone who can provide an awesome life for her without having to work as a waitress, is a fucking idiot.

Use your moneymake bitches….and here’s Sophie Vlaming landing serious campaigns because of it.

Posted in:Sophie Vlaming

2013

24

Apr

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Ass on a Cop Car in Miami of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pretty alright. especially when half naked and up against a cop car like she’s some kind of terrorist from South Africa here to drop bombs on the beach in her bikini. You know, or a blood diamond smuggler that uses her vagina as her hiding spot. I mean seeing her bent over any car, in this position, would be worth staring at, the fact that it’s a cop car doesn’t make it any more interesting, because you know she’s just being silly, and really who cares what she’s up against, when all you gotta do is stare at that gap. She’s good at this booty thing…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

24

Apr

Alicia Keys is Unfortunatel in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t think Alicia Keys keeps on falling in and out of love….with “UH” you…I think she keeps falling in and out of love with cake, but for the most part, she’s pretty in love with cake.


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Posted in:Alicia Keys

2013

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t have random internet sex with random internet women last night – I forgot that was my objective and ended up passing out drunk at my creepy pervert neighbor’s house watching some horrible movie because he may smell, he may be annoying, but he provides free booze….

The good news is, there’s always tonight. That’s the lovely thing about procrastinating, there’s always later…

Here are some morning links – right about now…

Bar Refaeli in her Bra Being Held by a Topless Michael Phelps Is Weird.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Named People’s Most Beautiful Because She has Good PR Person who Makes Shit Happen and Not Because She’s Beautiful
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25 Signs Your Favorite Show is Going to be Cancelled
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Charles Barkley has Worst Golf Swing Ever
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Trampstamps for Everyone
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53 Things You Can’t Explain
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Homemade Waterslide Fail
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Rosario Dawson in GQ in case you Missed It
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The Bling Trailer is Pretty Major Thanks Emma Watson
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Best Knockout Ever
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Joanna Krupa in FHM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight is a good night to fuck strange girls from the internet who I’ve never met because they are free…so even if less professional than crackhead street whores they are more affordable even at the discount rate and often times far more insane.

I mean, considering they are fucking a random dude from the internet, they’re pretty classy….and desperate….but when it comes down to it, we’re all fucking sluts and you never really know what you’re going to get, so fingers crossed I get a good one…

We all need a little adventure, conflict, insanity and fuck in our lives, so why not take what’s easy and available, especially since I have no standards…

Get ready for it on TWITTER …..-

Here are some stepLINKS….

Katy Perry Is Breast Feeding Smurfette
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Kanye Face with Kim vs Kanye Face with Jay-Z Should be a Meme
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A Lot of Hot Asians
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Rosario Dawsom Hot in GQ
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All of Tan Mom Topless Pics from her Topless Photoshoot That is Offensive as Shit
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Rita Rusic Bikini Pics
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Caitlin in a Skimpy Thong and Topless
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Erika Christensen in a Shitty See Through
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Orangutan Shirt Theif
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Slo Motion Backflip on a Motorbike
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Some Glamour Model Newcomers Named Josie McKeever and Siobhan Murray Showing Their Titties
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This Children’s Ride has a Pussy – Hilarious
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The 10 Most Anticipated Tours of 2013
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High Speed Hammock Spins
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Oh Shit – It’s Kate Hudson in a Tight White Dress – That Reminds Me of Her Virginity She Lost at 10 Before Becoming the Cum Dumpster of Hollywood
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Bar Paly Working the Red Carpet Proper
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Reese Witherspoon Cancels an Appearance After Arrest
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Alicia Keys in a Bikini is Seriously Fucking Unfortunate
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Reese Witherspoon was Just Being Protective People – She’s not a Criminal – She’s a Good Drunk Mom and Christian – Right?
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Laura Haddock Legs for Esquire
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Laura Haddock Ass in a Move Called The Inbetweeners
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The 20 Hottest Olivia Munn (Vol 2)
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Topless Car Wash Amazingness
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A Stripper Shows Off her One Night Haul To the Internet – She’s Good
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Post Wisdom Tooth Removal Hilarity
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics
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Kyra Santoro is a Babe
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Raccoon VS Garden Hose
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Katy Perry and Smurfette Dyke Out
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Words of Wisdom By a Whore Who Grew to be a Madame who Exploits Her Own Kids
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Do You Know Who Tara Reid Is?!
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Kristen Stewart is Not Giving me Boners in Elle France
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The 51 Best Pictures of Kim Jong-Un Looking at Things
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Topless DJ Washign her Promo Car for Attention Video
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Too Drunk To Care but not Too Drunk to Puke at the Ball Game
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Megan Fox Spandex Camel Toe Reminds Me Where Babies Come From
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How Humans Eat
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Emily O’Hara Topless and Busty for Zoo
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Kanye Has Been Spending 100k on Private Jets To Avoid Kim Kardashian as Much As He Can By Re-Locating to Paris while Still Attending her Doctor’s Appointments Cuz He’s a Good Guy Who Sold His Sperm to a Reality Show Pig….
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Cameras are Banned at the Beyonce Concerts Because Beyonce Wants to Control The Lie GO

Here’s an Awesome Documentary on Pornstar Lolo Ferrari Who At One Point Had the Biggest Boobs in the World
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Bumbling Bottleshop Robbery
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Girls Showing Off Their Hot Backs….
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Reporter Rejects Girls Trying to Kiss Him
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Big Butts Don’t Rule
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This is the Hottest Pic I’ve Seen All Day
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Tilda Swinton is a Freak
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A Man Reunited with a Gorilla – Awesome
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Evian Bottle Insertion is Probably Not Their Official Ad Campaign
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Accidental Anal is Always Hysterical
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Girl With Nice Tits Likes Seriously Weird Foreplay – Called Ball Busting….
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Lady and the Fucking Machine
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Students Get Caught Fucking But Keep Going
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Lesbian Holes Get Licked
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Interesting Looking Pussy Squirting
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Masturbating with a Dildo in the Rain
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Apr

Alexa Vega’s Thong Ass in a Bikini of the DAy

I wonder if Robert Rodriguez masturbates to his little Spy Kid Alexa Vega, now that she’s all grown up and into flaunting her body like some kind of Sex Symbol for attention in skimpy bikinis, or if he’s more like you and prefers her at 12, in Spy Kids, anticipating the day she turns 18.

Because he keeps casting her in movies, and seeing as kids are annoying as fuck, I can only assume, this is some older man, hard for younger girl he has watched grown up, now that she’s all grown up, like Celine Dion and her Husband, you know the friendly neighbor who only gets real friendly when she’s legal.

Who knows, maybe it is the Mexican man with money’s way. I just know I find her ass kinda square, but still good enough for me.

I’m glad more girls wear bikinis like this.


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Posted in:Alexa Vega

2013

23

Apr

Nina Agdal’s Outtake from Esquire of the Day

I’ve posted the Nina Agdal Topless for Esquire pics, taht aren’t actually topless, but that are as strategic as they can be to not be considered porn, because despite a willingness to showcase her hot body, in as little clothes as possible, this Nina Agdal chick is no a pornstar and will never be a pornstar, despite the fact that dudes are either already jerking off to her, using her as foreplay, and sizing their wives and girls up against her, only to be left seriously disappointed…you know, to give girls unattainable expectations so that they never find happiness. Despite her having a bit of a retard look, with those wide eyes and big forehead, but I guess when staring at her back, knowing she’s got her nipples in hand, her waterhead look doesn’t really come into the picture.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

23

Apr

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s Butter Face Bikini Pics of the Day

Apr 21, 2013 | Mommy #Keek Confession @Break thinking in clear air:) by f1abraham on Keek.com

Here’s Teen Mom Farrah using her low level celebrity and new found interest thanks to a sex tape scandal that I am pretty sure actually happened and will actually be released because she’s just at that level of fame, and has that level of talent, and sometimes that publicity stunt is the only way. You know look at all the people it worked for, ignore all the people in backfired on, what’s she really got to lose.

I mean, I just wish she’d get on with the sex tape shit though, this listening to her talk about nonsense that doesn’t matter is annoying. It’s like going on a date, knowing you have it in the bag, if only you can stomach listening to the bitch another hour before she’s drunk enough to shut up with your dick.

I mean she’s going on with her life lessons from an uneducated teen mom, fuck yourself, or fuck James Deen like the pornstar attention craving butter face you are.

Don’t get me wrong, her butter face isn’t a deal breaker, I’d totally watch any girl, no matter how wrecked her face is, fuck.


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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Teen Mom

2013

23

Apr

Game of Thrones Screencaps of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones. That whole scifi/fantasy shit has made me uncomfortable since High School, when I’d walk by the nerds in the Sci/Fi Fantasy club interacting with their own kind in the most socially awkward way.

Not that being a loner is that much better, I mean at least they found people they can trade nerd secrets with, establish a bond that lasts for a lifetime, filled with conventions, cosplay and going to war in the park on weekends, it just makes me uncomfortable, especially when nerd guys and nerd girls link up and discuss how awesome their apartment is going to be with the video game/Magic the Gathering room they are going to be setting up.

You know what I mean, it’s like I don’t care that shit exists, I’m glad for them that they found each other to bond over the shit, but I just can’t take wizards, dragons and all that shit seriously. It doesn’t exist, my brain can’t get into it,if anything I find it stupider than XENA, but these screenshots from the latest Game of Thrones are awesome, because I don’t have to listen to the bullshit and I can focus on what matters, contortionist ass contortionized.

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