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2013

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Our stepGIRL rockin’ some Ocean Gang Clothes cuz Soulja Boy Told Her….use “WSHH” for a 20% Discount….bitches like YES! Ocean Gang Clothes

I am anti-anti-bullying campaigns. That shit makes me angry. It turns people into pussies.

I know it’s obvious, and you are probably thinking the same thing as me, and that is that the internet, has made everyone full of shit, pretending to be considerate while mocking people behind their backs.

Bullying is human nature, I am sure even the priest at the local church, when not molesting little boys, is talking shit about other members of the congregation.

The world has gone fucking soft. There are new anti-bullying laws being passed. You can be arrested because some twat is too weak to handle being teased so she makes a youtube video of her suicide.

Real life isn’t a fluffy magical place no one judges you, rejects you, or fires you, fucking idiots.

It’s a good thing I’ll be dead before all these anti-bullying kids grow up and run shit.

Here are some links, I need drunk now, like I never needed drunk before.

I am into this Amber Heard Ass Shot
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Gwyneth Paltrow Talks About Shaving her Pussy….and her 70s Bush….and I love Bush.
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Krisin Cavallari Modeling Bullshit
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Seriously Close Call
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18 Minute Bikini Contest
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Childbirth Vs a Kick in the Balls
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Girls in Front of Mirrors
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Tamara Ecclestone Hard Pokies
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Hot Girls with Abs
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The Picture that Caused Miss Korea’s Plastic Surgery Scandal
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I Want to Know Katie Vernola from Playboy….
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Old Hag in her Bra – Kimberly Stewart is Banging Taylor Swift’s 19 Year Old Boy Toy
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Justin Bieber Prank – Pretty Amazing
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Some Teens Dry Humping
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I like This Skinny Girl Posing Nude
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Lohan Cherry Popper FES Is Launching a Music Career
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Tanning Mom Topless From Last Week
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PVC Water Bazooka Fail
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Dogs are Awesome to Returning Soldiers
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Nina Dobrev Boring in Ocean Drive Magazine
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Christian Victoria Secret Model Scandal of the Day
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The Cameraman Loves this Asian Babe
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The Hottest Pics of Jordana Brewster
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7 Year Old Steals Car To Escape Church….Damn Priests
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This Kimberly Garner Bitch Has Legs
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Dude Scared the Fuck Out of His GF
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Vanessa Minnillo is Moving to Ohio
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A Little Jessica Biel in a Scarf
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Candice Swanepoel in her VS Shoot in NYC
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Remy LaCroix is the Best Thing on Twitter
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Pammie Lee has Huge Asian Tits
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I am So Into Miley’s Ass Cheek
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Today in Internet Picture Randomness
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Lots of Girls in Bikinis
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News Anchor Fail
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Today in G.G. Allin…..Creepiness
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Saffi Karina
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Weather Woman Deals With Technical Difficulties
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I Don’t Really Think She’s That Hot
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Bieber Dancing Around in Pajamas is Weird
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Hot Fuckign Babes in Yoga Pants – Asses From Heaven
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Allison Sweeney in a Bikini
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Mascot Fail Compilation
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Slut Turns Herself into a Birthday Cake
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A Cam Girl Goes So Hard She Cries
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Some High Concept Erotic Sex
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Drunk Girl Gets Violated at a Party
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Some Nasty Big Tits VS a Nasty Sex Toy
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Caity Minx and Some Hot Wax
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Scat Sex in Car – I Mean Where Else Would You Want It?
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Some Big Tits Squirt All Over the Farm
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute Titties for Elle France of the Day

If you read this site, you will know, that I hate celebrity bitches and love model bitches, because celebrity bitches are generally not that hot, have superiority complexes, you know egos from everyone sucking up to them, attitude and teams of people, when they don’t deserve any of that….while models, they are just hot, usually given the opportunity randomly, and are just rollin’ with it having a good time, taking all the opportunity that comes their way, while most importantly, still showing off their titties like a stripper to really excel. The fashion industry is the one industry where tits come with 10,000 dollar shoes, and for some reason, that speaks to me, mainly cuz the girls aren’t porn gutter trash, but instead lovely angels sent from tall girl heaven, who along with showing their titties aren’t fat, cuz I hate fat chicks.

So it doesn’t matter who Edita Vilkeviciute is, it matter that she is….you liked that didn’t you?

Here’s some high concept- full of nipple….amazing…model…nipple…

(2 of the titty pics are from May’s Vogue Paris, I am sure you care)

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|NSFW

2013

26

Apr

Miley Cyrus Cleavage for Elle of the Day

Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the June issue of Elle and she’s showing off her perky little Disney Hormonal Therapy tits, that have given her 21 year old ass a more youthful look and feel….Disney has it all figured out. I mean keep the talent young enough looking so that when they start chain smoking to deal with never having a childhood, you know coupled with drinking, drugs and anything repress the pain, they can still be cast to play a 15 year old, if corporate decides it’s time for a Hannah Montana movie. I guess all that Lohan shit taught them to look into science. I mean if the technology exists, use it….like I would like to use Miley in pretty wholesome ways, if you consider anal wholesome, which I do…I mean all the christians holding onto their V card are doing it.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

26

Apr

40 Year Old Avril Lavigne’s Song About Being 17 of the Day

Old timer Avril Lavigne has a song about her youth….

I can’t believe she’s still milking that one trick pony she rode in on. I mean she’s probably pushing 40 by now, yet she still dresses like a 17 year old, and writes song about being 17, even though you know she probably doesn’t remember being 17 because it was so long ago. I think we call this knowing her market, but more importantly knowing shit lyrics that speak to 17 year olds, you know low level smut with lyrics like “acting stupid for fun”….”not caring about anything”….”cuz we were 17″….shut the fuck up cunt. Somone needs this twat sent back to Canada so we can do what needs to be done to her Canadian beaver….that has got out of line….you know take it out back and have it shot, stuffed and mounted. You know cuz either we put her out of her misery, or she becomes the source of our misery.

I mean seriously, her career has been going on for 15 years, I would have assumed she’d be a has been stripper by now. Where did it all go wrong ?

Here are the hottest Avril Lavigne pictures I could find on such short notice..

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2013

26

Apr

Tila Tequila Lives and Has Powers of the Day

If you’re wondering where Tila Tequila has been all your life, you know since she fell off the map when she lost her show and her mind and fell into a drug fueled downward spiral and I know you aren’t wondering where Tila Tequila has been, but more wondering who Tila Tequila is, because she’s that fucking useless….Well, she’s been honing her talent of magician who can contort energy for Youtube so that everyone things she’s crazy and that she gets a video with more than 100,000 views, since the last time that happened was years ago and it only happened because she stripped like it was Myspace and she just landed Playboy, the root of all this shit that is Tila Tequila.

As amateur as it is, it’s all strategic, and I spent with Tila Tequila when she was at her peak and on TV, she didn’t even drink, and wouldn’t let anyone touch her or her hair.

The highlight of her career wasn’t fake friends on myspace leading to a TV show thanks to MTV having no understanding of the internet or good content, it wasn’t when the show was cancelled, it wasn’t that barely anyone cared about her, I mean they didn’t even bother mocking her demise, IT WASN’T HER SEX TAPE she was that irrelevant…the highlight, as far as I’m concerned, is that she had this “Army” of losers, that had her back and singled me out one day on twitter…but maybe I’m just being selfish. make ti all about me.

Watch her insane video that’s not even insane.

Here she is modeling bikinis before she turned lesbian, lost her mind, etc…..


BUY HER SEX TAPE

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2013

26

Apr

Vida Guerra Brings Her Huge Disproportionate Booty to the Beach of the Day

Here’s Vida Guerra’s 40 year old ass in a bikini. I don’t know if much more needs to be said about it….

It is kinda an entity of it’s own, that speaks for itself in picture, where no words need to be said, just the confusion on our faces trying to understand what it is we’re looking at, is enough.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

Posted in:Vida Guerra

2013

26

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Period Video of the Day

This is probably one of the worst Vine videos of all time….not because it stars Hayden Panettiere, even though she does nothing for me, not even with her implants, but because they are talking about periods and there’s just nothing worse than girls talking about their periods. I get it happens, sometimes I even fuck periods, but that doesn’t mean I want to hear about the shit/blood, or more importantly, it doesn’t give a bitch the right to complain, act moody, overeat and cause problems in my fucking life. So whether Hayden Panettiere showing off her tattoos and broad manly shoulders, trying to be funny on set of Nashville, or my fucking wife, who luckily is obese and hasn’t had her period in a decade, the shit is equally not fucking hot, unless you have a period fetish, and some of you do, I guess fertility, post-puberty, blood excites you, creep. So this one’s for you.

Here are some promo pics I probably posted last month on set promoting her implants / her new show….depending on who you talk to…there are two school of Hayden Panettiere analysts.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

26

Apr

Lily Aldridge Boring for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I like fast fashion as much as any Bangladeshi garment factory worker. I mean there’s just something so awesome about producing shit overseas, you know taking the jobs away from Americans who could use the jobs, and exploiting third world countries, paying them 38 dollars a month to work 50 hours a week, making garbage quality product with little to no craftsmanship or design, to shit out in retail stores and to make women think they need to buy the shit for 80 times what it cost to make it, all because of the way they marketed it.

You know, making 2 dollar bras, selling them for 50 bucks, and using 10 dollars per bra to pay people like Lily Aldridge to model it in some primetime TV infomercial and 15 dollar a bra to cover overhead like rent in their shitty stores, or these catalog campaigns that suck, leaving 23 dollars in profit, to sustain the 5 billion dollars in revenue they make a fucking year.

It’s pretty disgusting, but what isn’t disgusting is girls in lingerie! Yay.

Even if I preferred groupie slut Lily Aldridge when she was a tampon ad model fucking rockstars…and not some VS model married to one….but ultimately who cares. It is all evil and we are the ones to blame.

Posted in:Lily Aldridge

2013

26

Apr

Demi Moore’s Monster Nipple Lives of the Day

It’s good to know, that after years of surgery, 90 year old Demi Moore, still has her nipple. It hasn’t fallen off due to too much tinkering….actually, I could have gone on the rest of my life without knowing that, because Demi Moore, despite having sex with young people, is a monster, in a world where there are so many nipples that aren’t loosely attached to monsters, she’s pretty much obsolete and outdated and was never even hot. She’s the Motorola Razr of pussy in an Smart Phone world….Enjoy.

Posted in:Demi Moore|NSFW

2013

26

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Clowning in a Photoshoot of the Day

Ashley Tisdale makes me laugh. I’ve been writing about her FIT BODY / Bad Face for a while, and I just can’t seem to get enough of it.

I think it is because I know that she knows she’s not hot, but that she tries to be as hot as she can in photoshoots, because she’s come this far, she can’t just brown paper bag herself all the time, like she does with the paparazzi, but she can duck face.

I mean if she thought she was hot, she wouldn’t have got plastic surgery in the first place, she would have just owned her look. Instead, she does all she can to smoke and mirror it, from fitness to this nonsense, and for some reason, she’s growing on me, I kind of appreciate the ugly duckling fighting for her right to be seen, even if it stems from delusion and being a spoiled entitled cunt, but I am probably only into it thanks to the fit body part, cuz with a fit body, a bad face hardly even exists. Fact.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale