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2013

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight is a good night to fuck strange girls from the internet who I’ve never met because they are free…so even if less professional than crackhead street whores they are more affordable even at the discount rate and often times far more insane.

I mean, considering they are fucking a random dude from the internet, they’re pretty classy….and desperate….but when it comes down to it, we’re all fucking sluts and you never really know what you’re going to get, so fingers crossed I get a good one…

We all need a little adventure, conflict, insanity and fuck in our lives, so why not take what’s easy and available, especially since I have no standards…

Get ready for it on TWITTER …..-

Here are some stepLINKS….

Katy Perry Is Breast Feeding Smurfette
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Kanye Face with Kim vs Kanye Face with Jay-Z Should be a Meme
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A Lot of Hot Asians
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Rosario Dawsom Hot in GQ
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All of Tan Mom Topless Pics from her Topless Photoshoot That is Offensive as Shit
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Rita Rusic Bikini Pics
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Caitlin in a Skimpy Thong and Topless
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Erika Christensen in a Shitty See Through
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Orangutan Shirt Theif
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Slo Motion Backflip on a Motorbike
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Some Glamour Model Newcomers Named Josie McKeever and Siobhan Murray Showing Their Titties
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This Children’s Ride has a Pussy – Hilarious
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The 10 Most Anticipated Tours of 2013
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High Speed Hammock Spins
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Oh Shit – It’s Kate Hudson in a Tight White Dress – That Reminds Me of Her Virginity She Lost at 10 Before Becoming the Cum Dumpster of Hollywood
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Bar Paly Working the Red Carpet Proper
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Reese Witherspoon Cancels an Appearance After Arrest
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Alicia Keys in a Bikini is Seriously Fucking Unfortunate
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Reese Witherspoon was Just Being Protective People – She’s not a Criminal – She’s a Good Drunk Mom and Christian – Right?
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Laura Haddock Legs for Esquire
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Laura Haddock Ass in a Move Called The Inbetweeners
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The 20 Hottest Olivia Munn (Vol 2)
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Topless Car Wash Amazingness
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A Stripper Shows Off her One Night Haul To the Internet – She’s Good
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Post Wisdom Tooth Removal Hilarity
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics
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Kyra Santoro is a Babe
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Raccoon VS Garden Hose
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Katy Perry and Smurfette Dyke Out
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Words of Wisdom By a Whore Who Grew to be a Madame who Exploits Her Own Kids
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Do You Know Who Tara Reid Is?!
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Kristen Stewart is Not Giving me Boners in Elle France
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The 51 Best Pictures of Kim Jong-Un Looking at Things
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Topless DJ Washign her Promo Car for Attention Video
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Too Drunk To Care but not Too Drunk to Puke at the Ball Game
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Megan Fox Spandex Camel Toe Reminds Me Where Babies Come From
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How Humans Eat
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Emily O’Hara Topless and Busty for Zoo
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Kanye Has Been Spending 100k on Private Jets To Avoid Kim Kardashian as Much As He Can By Re-Locating to Paris while Still Attending her Doctor’s Appointments Cuz He’s a Good Guy Who Sold His Sperm to a Reality Show Pig….
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Cameras are Banned at the Beyonce Concerts Because Beyonce Wants to Control The Lie GO

Here’s an Awesome Documentary on Pornstar Lolo Ferrari Who At One Point Had the Biggest Boobs in the World
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Bumbling Bottleshop Robbery
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Girls Showing Off Their Hot Backs….
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Reporter Rejects Girls Trying to Kiss Him
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Big Butts Don’t Rule
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This is the Hottest Pic I’ve Seen All Day
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Tilda Swinton is a Freak
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A Man Reunited with a Gorilla – Awesome
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Evian Bottle Insertion is Probably Not Their Official Ad Campaign
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Accidental Anal is Always Hysterical
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Girl With Nice Tits Likes Seriously Weird Foreplay – Called Ball Busting….
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Lady and the Fucking Machine
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Students Get Caught Fucking But Keep Going
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Lesbian Holes Get Licked
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Interesting Looking Pussy Squirting
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Masturbating with a Dildo in the Rain
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Apr

Alexa Vega’s Thong Ass in a Bikini of the DAy

I wonder if Robert Rodriguez masturbates to his little Spy Kid Alexa Vega, now that she’s all grown up and into flaunting her body like some kind of Sex Symbol for attention in skimpy bikinis, or if he’s more like you and prefers her at 12, in Spy Kids, anticipating the day she turns 18.

Because he keeps casting her in movies, and seeing as kids are annoying as fuck, I can only assume, this is some older man, hard for younger girl he has watched grown up, now that she’s all grown up, like Celine Dion and her Husband, you know the friendly neighbor who only gets real friendly when she’s legal.

Who knows, maybe it is the Mexican man with money’s way. I just know I find her ass kinda square, but still good enough for me.

I’m glad more girls wear bikinis like this.


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Posted in:Alexa Vega

2013

23

Apr

Nina Agdal’s Outtake from Esquire of the Day

I’ve posted the Nina Agdal Topless for Esquire pics, taht aren’t actually topless, but that are as strategic as they can be to not be considered porn, because despite a willingness to showcase her hot body, in as little clothes as possible, this Nina Agdal chick is no a pornstar and will never be a pornstar, despite the fact that dudes are either already jerking off to her, using her as foreplay, and sizing their wives and girls up against her, only to be left seriously disappointed…you know, to give girls unattainable expectations so that they never find happiness. Despite her having a bit of a retard look, with those wide eyes and big forehead, but I guess when staring at her back, knowing she’s got her nipples in hand, her waterhead look doesn’t really come into the picture.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

23

Apr

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s Butter Face Bikini Pics of the Day

Apr 21, 2013 | Mommy #Keek Confession @Break thinking in clear air:) by f1abraham on Keek.com

Here’s Teen Mom Farrah using her low level celebrity and new found interest thanks to a sex tape scandal that I am pretty sure actually happened and will actually be released because she’s just at that level of fame, and has that level of talent, and sometimes that publicity stunt is the only way. You know look at all the people it worked for, ignore all the people in backfired on, what’s she really got to lose.

I mean, I just wish she’d get on with the sex tape shit though, this listening to her talk about nonsense that doesn’t matter is annoying. It’s like going on a date, knowing you have it in the bag, if only you can stomach listening to the bitch another hour before she’s drunk enough to shut up with your dick.

I mean she’s going on with her life lessons from an uneducated teen mom, fuck yourself, or fuck James Deen like the pornstar attention craving butter face you are.

Don’t get me wrong, her butter face isn’t a deal breaker, I’d totally watch any girl, no matter how wrecked her face is, fuck.


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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Teen Mom

2013

23

Apr

Game of Thrones Screencaps of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones. That whole scifi/fantasy shit has made me uncomfortable since High School, when I’d walk by the nerds in the Sci/Fi Fantasy club interacting with their own kind in the most socially awkward way.

Not that being a loner is that much better, I mean at least they found people they can trade nerd secrets with, establish a bond that lasts for a lifetime, filled with conventions, cosplay and going to war in the park on weekends, it just makes me uncomfortable, especially when nerd guys and nerd girls link up and discuss how awesome their apartment is going to be with the video game/Magic the Gathering room they are going to be setting up.

You know what I mean, it’s like I don’t care that shit exists, I’m glad for them that they found each other to bond over the shit, but I just can’t take wizards, dragons and all that shit seriously. It doesn’t exist, my brain can’t get into it,if anything I find it stupider than XENA, but these screenshots from the latest Game of Thrones are awesome, because I don’t have to listen to the bullshit and I can focus on what matters, contortionist ass contortionized.

Posted in:HBOobs

2013

23

Apr

Topless and See Thru Rihanna for Social Media Pic of the Day

Rihanna posted these 3 pics to her social media yesterday, because that’s what she does, and the highlight of them is one part her nipple and nipple ring in a tank top with some dude and the other topless in panties covering up in a push up bra with her arm kinda way.

You see, despite making fun of Rihanna for dating her abuser, when all girls date their abusers, because they are attracted to powerful figures who take charge genetically, even if it’s not safe, happy or worth it. You know cuz when you’re Rihanna all these motherfuckers suck your dick, so when one comes along and beats you, you know he doesn’t give a fuck that you’re Rihanna and he’s gonna beat to his own horrible women beating drum that I guess makes her panties wet.

Don’t get mad at me for saying his beating her turns her on, I don’t make the rules, I just report them and I can assume it comes from a fucked up, ghetto upbringing, coupled with becoming hugely famous, exposed and rich.

The good news is we don’t need to get Rihanna….her body, especially on tour is rockin, so I’ll just continue to stare at the her goods and ignore all her bads.

If you know what I mean, which you do, because you and me, we’re on the same fucking level motherfucker…we see eye to fucking eye when it comes to hot twat.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

23

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

I can’t hate Ireland Baldwin because we are both Pug Whisperers, you know people of the Pug, who unfortunately have been trapped by their flat faced spell, but I wouldn’t hate on her even if she wasn’t a pug person, like me.

In fact, I would celebrate the fact that she’s young, almost 18, a person of interest thanks to her famous parents and the scandal that arouse during their divorce. I would celebrate the fact that she’s likely not a virgin, as no one is, and that between now and her 18th birthday nothing will change in terms of what she looks like, making her a little less creepy to lust after, you know she’s on the cusp and by the time the lawsuit went through, she’d already be 18, making the jury have a hard time charging you with your sex offending ways you hebephile.

Not to mention, she’s 6 foot 2 and could pretty much beat the fuck out of you, which to some of you, that may be part of her appeal, but to me is just a good reason for legs, legs that will likely be a swimsuit model one day, because these Hollywood brats aim high career-wise.

These pics from her instagram include being high on 4:20 at Disney, like all 14-18 year olds should be on 4:20, an activity that embarrasses me when adults partake, but more importantly, the motherfucking bikini.

Here’s the future, 6 months before it happens.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2013

23

Apr

Becca Tobin in Lingerie of the Day

Damn, this girl has a shitty waist to hip ratio. She’s built like a box, a fucking rectangle, lumber, with no fucking gap, which is almost unheard of, yet she’s compelled to get in her underwear for some bottom feeding publication, I’m a jerk, like an attention seeking whore hoping to increase her fan base, trying to get noticed the right way, and the reality is that despite her lack of curves, she’s not fat, she’s got a little booty, and she’s posing in her fucking underwear in a photoshoop, pretty much making her good enough for me, I just like giving her a hard time, so that she doesn’t let her ego get ahead of herself. She’s still a nobody on Glee, half naked or not, it’s just nice to see her career taking the right path….and what it comes down to is that she’s still lovely, even if she needs a little constructive criticism to give her a bit of a complex. Trust me, it is better this way.

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Posted in:Becca Tobin

2013

23

Apr

Lucy Pinder is Topless for her Website in Video of the Day

Hey this Lucy Pinder girl’s got some tits on. Tits that she’s been smart enough to use to make money for herself in what is an obvious, yet amazing hustle. But there are still busty girls out there, who want to get ahead, but who aren’t doing the topless shoots to get there, which blows my fucking mind. It is like they want to have a shitty office or bar job to complain about, instead of taking their average looks nad making them great by taking off their fucking shirt…not that Lucy Pinder has average looks, I mean watching this video, I think I’m in love and unlike most men, I’m so desensitized, I barely even notice her tits, I’m strictly looking in her eyes, I’m a romantic like that….motherfucker’s I’m singing love songs to my computer screen right now….I can learn to love again.

Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW

2013

23

Apr

Alison Sweeney for Shape of the Day

Hey Alison Sweeney, who the fuck are you?

According to Wikipedia, she’s soap star from Days of Our Life, who married a cop who was hired to be on Days of Our Life for one episode, and she had 2 kids with him, before hosting Biggest Loser, a show that is probably good for the ego to host, because despite your hard aging, and average at best body, you look awesome next to the bigs and cows they’ve let out of the barn filled with fast food, to exploit them for ratings, while seemingly saving their fat lives with diet and exercise, something all of us should be doing before we hit 250 – 700 lbs.

And here she is posing in a bikini for Shape Magazine, because you’d assume being on the show would teach her good diet and exercise habits, while I would think it actually is more a “hey pass the donuts, at least it’s not like I’m 300 pounds” situation…at least based on these photoshopped bikini pics for a magazine…

Posted in:Alison Sweeney