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2013

22

May

Paz dela Huerta is Broken and May Need Fixing of the Day

I am not going to let a little “What the fuck happened to this crazy crackhead’s face” get in the way of my love of Paz de la Huerta….a girl who’s great tits were all over boardwalk empire, until she got fired for being a fucking hipster crackhead with great tits. I mean she looks like she’s died and been left at the bottom of a swamp for a few months….but I am a loyal man, who will love her bloated, discolored, fucked up gutter face….

I mean I’m used to broken things, disgusting things, meth scabs can make for romantic games…and they don’t taste too bad either…at least not according to my friend Feotus…..


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2013

22

May

Nina Agdal’s Outtakes for Esquire with Bare Ass and Nipple of the Day

Nina Agdal is a model who is putting in serious bikini work to knock Kate Upton of her all you can eat buffet fat ass filled throne….you know the prized pig at the fair…in her pig pen….eating as much of the free celebratory food as she can…because those are the perks of being the prized pig….really taking ownership on her obesity….

You see, Nina Agdal was robbed of the cover this year, because SI wanted to milk the cow one more time before putting her to pasture, giving Nina a chance to take the fuck over…and that’s what she’s doing…

These are some outtakes of her Esquire shoot, with bare ass and some see through to nipple and shit is glorious…so glorious I can ignore the fact that she kinda looks downs syndrome…

The things people will do to make it….are great….

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2013

22

May

Rosario Dawson’s Weird Upskirt of the Day


I’ve heard some Rosario Dawson stories over the years, from her being some coked up annoying party slut in New York who thinks she’s super fucking important thanks to Harmony Korine pulling her out of the projects when she was 15 to star in her panties in his movie….a slut start to a slut life….filled with big tits….and now panty flashes…because by the looks of her stomach she’s pregnant and trying to give her baby a little light….what a considerate mom….

Or maybe she’s just accustomed to flashing her junk to make people care about her….and that’s why life has been too good to her up until now, handed to her big titties on a silver platter,

I say send her back to the ghetto where she belongs….because her panty flash hustle will be alot more like sucking dick for coke….or rent money…a place she belongs…


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2013

22

May

Sharon Stone’s Big Old Lady Tits Lookin’ Good of the Day


I generally hate old ladies…but I am totally down with whatever is going on here….possibly because her pussy was a big part of my masturbation in the 90s back when I’d rent her video and pause the shit on the pussy flash scene….trying to get it in perfect frame so that I could make out her labia before DVD existed….so many times that we were practically in a relationship. A relationship that ended when the internet hit and I got access to porn. But a relationship I’ll remember forever as a glorious time in my shitty fucking life….

I don’t know why she’s looking so hot at this event, it’s like some divorcee at the night club wanting to get some dick in her to make up for lost time and feel loved thanks to her husband leaving her for a 20 year old shit….a place I like to call heaven.


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2013

22

May

The Woolrich Beheading in the UK Insane Footage of the Day

Holy fuck. This is fucking insanity.

To Somalian dudes beheaded a British Soldier and after the murder they talk to the camera to justify what he did, apologizing to the women who had to witness it, even though people in their country witness this all the time…..then pulling some Anarchy, fuck the government, they don’t care shit, so we chop of people’s heads shit…..only to walk back to the Soldier he just killed….

Here is the news story:

One man is reported dead and two others injured amid reports of a shooting incident close to the Royal Artillery Barracks in Woolwich this afternoon.One witness reported seeing a man beheaded in the street in an attack by two men.

The report also said that police officers opened fire after the attack in John Wilson Street in Woolwich.

There were reports that shots were fired after an apparent sword attack near the army base.

Pictures posted on Twitter appear to show two men lying on the road in Woolwich.

The air ambulance landed at the scene and paramedics treated victims in the street.

David Dixon, the head of Mulgrave Primary School, told the BBC that he walked out of the school gates and saw a body lying in the street. “We shut all the gates and made sure all the children were inside,” he said.

Mr Dixon also confirmed hearing gunshots.

The Metropolitan police would only say officers had been called to reports of ‘an assault’ on John Wilson Street.

Wellington Street has been sealed off and an air ambulance has arrived on the scene.

John Wilson Street is currently shut in both directions between Artillery Place and New Ferry Approach.

Twitter user Boya Dee writes an account of the incident online. These details have not yet been verified.

He wrote: ‘Ohhhhh myyyy God!!!! I just see a man with his head chopped off right in front of my eyes!

‘Oh my God!!!! The way Feds took them out!!! It was a female police officer she come out the whip and just started bussssin shots!!

‘Mate ive seen alot of s*** im my time but that has to rank sumwhere in the top 3. I couldnt believe my eyes. That was some movie s***.’

The two black bredas run this white guy over over then hop out the car and start chopping mans head off with machete!!

‘People were asking whyyy whyyy they were just saying we’ve had enough! They looked like they were on sutn! Then they start waving a recolver

‘Then boydem turn up!! Woolwich feds didnt want it… They had to wait for armed response.. Helicopters everyting…

‘Then thats how u know they were on sutn cos they actually went for armed feds with just two machete and an old rusty lookin revolver

‘The first guy goes for the female fed with the machete and she not even ramping she took man out like robocop never seen nutn like it

‘Then the next breda try buss off the rusty 45 and it just backfires and blows mans finger clean off… Feds didnt pet to just take him out!!

Here is the beheading video….this is a serious what the fuck is wrong with the world…and why the fuck do these assholes thing this is going to accomplish anything positive….

Horrible.

Here is a tweet from one of the witnesses….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

22

May

Petra Nemcova Hot Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

My favorite thing about Petra Nemcova is that she survived the Tsunami like a superhero when the person she was with, her fiance, didn’t. Unless it was just an extravagant attempt to escape being locked down by her, and dude lives a life under a different name in South East Asia, which is possible, because even the hottest bitches, are nagging, self involved, emotionally driven, cunts who annoy as they try to control their man…..

My other favorite thing about Petra Nemcova, is staring at her nipples. She’s a survivor and by survivor I mean lovely as fuck…..

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2013

22

May

A Few More Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Australia of the DAy

This body blows me the fuck away….I posted a bunch of these Vogue Australia PICS the other day, but more have been leaked, and they involve her pantsless, and despite not being spread opened wide enough that I can see her soul, is still fucking hot to me, because these legs, that fit stomach, and that little model booty is just fucking glorious…it makes me want to go mining in her womb for some South African blood diamonds…with my penis…

I’m a fan.

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2013

22

May

Katie Holmes is Wet of the Day

Here’s something Tom Cruise was never able to do to Katie Holmes….and that’s get her wet.

Sure they have a kid, but gay guys have kids all the time, it’s the new generation people, we have modern science, and in Tom Cruise’s case Scientology….with labs that make this shit possible….there’s no evidence there was ever any penetration. If anything, the only evidence was her empty eyes, that looked medicated or brainwashed during years of their marriage, that she finally escaped, allowing her to frolic in the city for a movie, without a care in the world, because she knows the aliens aren’t coming to get her and her chosen alien baby….that was all just hollywood lies…

Now I prefer my wet t-shirt contests with more tit, more nipple, less 40 year old mom, more college coed on roofies….but this works for me, because I am a sick man.


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2013

22

May

Camille Rowe Models Bikinis for Seafolly of the Day

I’ve posted PICS OF Camille Rowe Naked and Half Naked a few times before….because I like to keep track of these models who are willing to get naked to get ahead, which happen to be all models, because the ones who don’t get naked never get to the level where any of us will ever know they exist. They are more the kind that do local wedding dress fashion shows and shit you don’t care about and will never masturbate to, but that give them an ego because none of their friends are having low level catalog pictures taken of them…..

I’m more into real models, who get paid a lot of money to strip down, it’s just the idea that fashion turns a normal hot chick into a stripper that fires me up….not to mention their bodies in pictures are awesome to look at….even when I know their bodies in person are probably 6 foot tall, broad and scary as shit.

All this to say, Camille Rowe is from France and that means she has anal sex on the first date after some wine and cheese…..and that just makes her better.

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2013

22

May

Cindy Crawford’s Still Got it for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying.

Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on, or maybe I just like bitches with moles.

But I am going to assume it’s got more to do with running into her on the street once as she was getting out of her town car and walking into her hotel, and we exchanged glances, and when our eyes locked, part of me died, because it was amazing, magical and exactly how she worked the camera….reminding me that she’s fuckin’ good at looking good and here she is proving she’s still got it for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….

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