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2013

24

Apr

Ireland Bassinger Baldwin’s Bikini Booty Shake for Vine of the Day

She’s pretty young…I mean looking at her small, despite being 6 foot 2, body on the beach in dance, reminds me way too much of girls in high school at a sleep over, which to some of you may be erotic, but to me is just awkward. You know it takes a certain amount of fucking to make a girl in a bikini have any sex appeal, but when they are just young and dancing, but more importantly shaking their not quite post-pubescent asses, but more importantly showcasing how bendy their young bodies are, it just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe that will all change in 5 months when she turns 18, and all of a sudden she becomes that fully developed woman, because you know 5 months in a 17 and 7 month year old’s life, so much is going to change. She won’t even be the same girl, because motherfucker, she’ll be a woman. Right?

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2013

24

Apr

Vida Guerra’s Big Booty in a Bikini of the Day

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Vida Guerra may be an official nobody, I mean she was a booty before every girl had a booty, early on in the booty game, thanks to some men’s magazines that always promoted her like this was the UK and she wasn’t some gutter off the boat immigrant stealing the white girl’s job.

But 10 years later, she’s still in a bikini, in fact that’s all she’s accomplished, she’s not even a low level reality star, but she’s still got a booty, even if it’s older, dumpier and less fun than it was, because as you may or may not know, that’s how latin girls are built, even the skinny ones.

So maybe this Vida Guerra is a stripper who escaped her destiny like a jew fleeing the holocaust, but what she does is pretty much on par with what the stripper she was supposed to be, same morals and values, and pretty much the same hustle, just a different vehicle and here’s her trashy fat ass in a bikini. I am into it, cuz fat asses are nice to suffocate on.

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2013

24

Apr

Penelope Cruz Topless in Her New Movie of the Day

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Penelope Cruz and her nose are in a movie called Twice Born, that I guess they are leaking the topeless scene pics from, in order to remind you to go see this movie, because clearly it has a compelling story line, with a Oscar winning cast, that you won’t actually bother seeing, because you’ve seen all that matters….Penelope Cruz’s tits. Not that Penelope Cruz has ever been all that hot, with her nose and all, especially not now that she’s either pregnant or already dropped a kid, but movie titties are movie titties and I am compelled to post them, like I HAVE DONE BEFORE because she’s all european and an Oscar winner who takes acting so seriously that she takes her clothes off…good girl….

I was once compelled to fuck this bitch with a massive nose who thought she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a tan, I figure if I can’t get the real thing, I might as well fuck girls who think they look like stars, even when they don’t, because it’s as close as I’ll ever get….not that I’m into this shit, but you get what I’m saying, at least I hope you do, because I sure as hell don’t.

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2013

24

Apr

Never Too Much Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the DAy

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I can never have too much Candice Swanepoel, even if the pictures of her are fucking boring, staged the same as every other pic, with a little black background to add some flavor to an otherwise identical shoot to every other shoot she has done, because adding the black background is as far as those Victoria’s Secret organized assholes go, and even that probably took a year of planning and pitching from an eager new employee with a vision that finally came true, when really this Candice babe is a puppet, willing to put her legs over her head while naked, if the photographer told her to.

What a waste, but the kind of waste I don’t mind trying to masturbate to.

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2013

24

Apr

Caroline Flack in a Bikini Bottom With Some Nipple of the Day

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She’s from the UK, she host some shit called “I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here”….I don’t know shit about her or that show, I just know she’s in a bikini and it’s hardly life changing, it’s just nice that her idea of a bikini is to wear some weird shirt with no bra that from the right angle is see through and she’s bra-less in, exposing more of her tit than if she was in a bikini, but I guess her level of insecurity lies in her gut, or maybe she’s just trying to protect her pale grey skin from the sun, something it may have never seen before, but who really cares.

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2013

24

Apr

Let’s Take a Minute to Stare at Miley of the Day

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These Miley Cyrus pics came out yesterday and I haven’t stopped looking at.

That’s a lie, I haven’t looked at them at all because I don’t actual care, because I like girls who look like hookers, in fact I like hookers and I know for a fact that she doesn’t look like a hooker or a street walker at all, I mean maybe one in a movie, but not real deal ladies of the night I see, more often than I probably should. They just don’t look anything like this.

But I do appreciate her recently single efforts to walk around in heels, short shorts and no bra, even if all the girls dress like this and it is nothing to really celebrate. You see cuz every time you leave your house it is a sexual experience…but I guess Miley is inspiring the youth with her naughty brat who wants male attention behavior and that Works for me, unfortunately, 20 dollars won’t make her actually work for me, if you know what I mean.

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2013

24

Apr

Michelle Rodriguez is Not So Dykey for Cosmo of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez put on a dress, that must have been awkward for her penis. A penis that has faced a life of confusion, conflict and embarrassment.

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2013

24

Apr

This Week in Page 3 Girls of the Day

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Here are some Page 3 girls for this week, so far. We’ve got Rosie Jones on April 22. We’ve got Danni Wells on the 23. We’ve got Rosie Jones again on the 23. We’ve got Emily O’Hara on the 24. We’ve go no one for Monday or Friday. We’ve got an asshole blogger who doesn’t care about these glamour models with daddy issues posing topless for attention to be low level stars in the UK in a shoot that was probably done over the course of a day last year for the year, making these titties not as current as they pretend to be based on the date of the paper, but you know what, they are still tits and for that they deserve our attention, just not our respect.

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2013

24

Apr

Irina Shaik’s Beach Bunny Shoot of the Day

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I guess this mail order bride is doing a whole lot better than the one I just paid 3 dollars a minute to see piss in a cup while some mobster in the corner of the room who was making sure she didn’t cry for help from their cam girl basement studio looked on from across the room but off camera.

You see this mail order bride wasn’t abducted, but instead landed a modeling contract, because I guess she was hotter and taller than the other girls, good to put into the mainstream media to monetize, because you know this modeling shit is probably just as corrupt as the sex trade, but no one ever looks into it because they are blinded by the luxury.

So instead of using fuck machines for perverts on the otherside of the world, she dates homosexual soccer players and puts on bikinis, and as far as I’m concerned, she looks pretty good doing it.

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2013

24

Apr

Kelly Brook in FHM Turkey of the Day

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Kelly Brook is some old timer glamour model, probably pushing 40, but doesn’t matter enough for me to bother checking, I just know this isn’t her first rodeo, if anything, it’s closer to her last rodeo, because after 2 decades of getting naked or topless, with her ridiculously amazingly big breasts, she finally got some mainstream exposure, in the form of a movie role, that inspired her to give this titty model thing another go, in a don’t turn back now kinda way, inspiring her “miscarriage” that otherwise would have ruined her career. Strategic. You only live once, might as well go big or go home even if that means having a “miscarriage”.

Sometimes it’s nice to see an old timer holding on for their fucking life.

Here she is in FHM Turkey.

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