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2013

15

Apr

Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting.

In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out

But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig.

She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us.

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2013

15

Apr

Alison Brie in Esquire of the Day

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Alison Brie is on TV and now she’s in Esquire showing off her titties like this was GQ a few years ago With Gilian Jacobs Promoting Community in her Panties .

Now I’ve never seen the show, I don’t care about TV sitcom garbage, but I am a fan of anything, even average looking girls, slutting out to whatever capacity they are capable of, because cleavage, lingerie, bathing suits, whatever it is, are fun to stare at on any bitch.

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2013

15

Apr

Paris Hilton Makes Her Boyfriend Wear her Name on his Head of the Day

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I vowed to never post Paris Hilton pictures ever again, because as far as I’m concerned Paris Hilton listened to all of our requests back in the 2000s, and died. Even if she’s still alive, she might as well be dead, since no one remembers who she is or that she was a big enough deal to land TV shows like “Paris Hilton’s New BFF”, in some vapid cunt garbage we should hold the production company accountable for shoving down our throats. To me it was a sign of the apocalypse…or at least that our people are doomed.

But I couldn’t help but grab pics of her bitch of a boyfriend who is probably so excited about her bank account that he’s willing to get herpes to get access to the shit, and he plays the part, wearing a “Paris” hat, to show her he belongs to her, in hopes of knocking her dead HPV uterus up, so that he can follow K-Fed’s lead.

It makes me laugh. I threw in a pic of her modeling bikinis for her mirror cuz it’s the only thing that can look at her with a straight face because you probably don’t care that her boyfriend is a bitch.

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2013

15

Apr

Lindsay Lohan’s Crackhead Instagram Coachella Pic of the Day

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I guess Lohan is having fun at Coachella, cuz she posted this crooked ass picture of someone who is either her or her sister in a bikini, probably trying to fuck with our minds, or I guess it is possible that she’s fucked out of her mind, because her whole drug use, addiction, going to 90 days in rehab thing when she gets around to it, and when commercial, garbage, corporate sponsored music festivals in the desert are over, and I think the whole thing is funny. Whether she is master minding us or whether this is just her idea of a joke or if she doesn’t know what right side up is in more than just her driving, it is all perfect to me.

So pretty and peaceful by my pool right now with my brothers and sister @codylohan @mikelohan @alianataylor

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

15

Apr

Katy Perry Coachella Cleavage Pic of the Day

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Katy Perry was at Coachella because everyone is at Coachella, even though it’s a horrible commercial pile of shit I wouldn’t be caught dead attending, but that could be because I don’t like crowds.

These pics remind me of pre-famous Katy Perry Coachella pics I was sent years ago but can’t post here because I promised I wouldn’t of her and Kesha all greasy as fuck in bikinis at Coachella back in 2008.

Only now she’s richer, has taken her LA Hipster to the next level by fucking the system into thinking she’s the voice of a generation, all via her big fucking tits, and now she’s got fans and celebrity and gets free hotel rooms to be at this shit she once paid for.

The whole thing is funny, but at least one thing has been constant throughout, and that’s her D cup titties. As far as I’m concerned, she’s nothing but sloppy cankles, annoying awkward performances and bad skin without them.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2013

15

Apr

Kate Upton Bikini Moment for the Chubby Chasers of the Day

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Hey chubby chasers – if you didn’t get enough fat chicks in tight clothing being obnoxious in the club – acting, dancing and thinking they were hot as fuck because Beyonce has made fat girls think they can make it…or at least dance and drunk dudes week after week who fuck them have made them think they can get all the boys….here’s Kate Upton modeling bikinis.

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2013

15

Apr

Lucy Pinder is a Miami Escort of the Day

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My hooker loving pervert friend sent me this listing, wondering if it was real. Could it be possible that Lucy Pinder a UK Glamour Model who shows her tits for very little money in hopes of landing a soccer playing boyfriend would be in Miami escorting for 1000 dollars an hour?!

I’m gonna go with no. She may have what it takes to be a hooker in morals and values and to some Christian groups she probably is a hooker, but I am going to think it is a lie, but it is still funny.

You know you’ve made it when escort agencies are using your image.

Hello Gentlemen,

My name is Lucy, I am all-natural 36DD-24-36 Centerfold visiting Miami for a limited time and offering discreet and sensual encounters to upscale gentlemen who know how to treat a lady and enjoy the company of a High-Quality Companion.

I’m sexy, seductive and VERY Passionate. I truly love to give and want to make sure your time with me is unrushed and is as stimulating mentally for us as it is physically.

As a Model, I take excellent care of myself. I have great curves and a lean tight body with long dark hair, sun-kissed skin and a beautiful face with luscious lips and captivating eyes.

Call me soon and treat yourself to an Unforgettable Experience. I will succeed all Your Expectations with my ability to anticipate and fulfill your wishes and desires. Your Satisfaction is My Ultimate Goal!

MY GFE DONATIONS:

$ 1,000 ~ 1 Unrushed Hour Outcall (Brickell, Miami Beach, Aventura, Suny Isles, Ft. Lauderdale)

Kisses,

Lucy

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2013

15

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Road Trip and Horrible Song of the Day

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If you want to hear Selena Gomez shitty music, and see her dancing around dressed like a hippie in short shorts and boots with a bunch of “friends” who are on payroll, or using her to their benefit, well I got the perfect video for her.

She was also at the MTV Movie Awards this past weekend, something I refuse to watch, because I am an adult and that shit is to market shit to retard kids, in what is just one horrible giant evil corporate ad campaign celebrating shit.

She managed to cover up her chunky legs I saw in a bikini in Springbreakers, by wearing 10 inch heels….good strategy cuz despite looking 12 and awkward in the fat years thanks to Disney Hormone Therapy, I totally want to see her naked….which isn’t saying much, cuz I like seeing all bitches naked.

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2013

15

Apr

Lacey Banghard Hiding Her Nipples for FHM of the Day

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Lacey Banghard is a Glamour Model from the UK, who I am going to assume was not originally named Banghard, but who was clever enough to give herself a stripper name, because that’s probably where the agency looking for topless models found her, which I guess was the lap dance lottery winning ticket, because it led to such great roles like winning Page 3 Idol competition, to NUTS magazine, to Celebrity big brother, I mean she’s really fuckin made it compared to sucking drug dealer dick in a lap dance booth for coke and not compared to actually making it.

Here she is in FHM, not showing tits, because she’s just that famous now, that she doen’t have to degrade herself or objectify herself like that anymore, plus she’s got a banana as a prop to remind us she’s nothin’ but a whore a whore I am a fan of.

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2013

15

Apr

Yulia Volkova from TATU Modeling Lingerie in Russian of the Day

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I know that celebrities don’t matter, and that it’s almost a joke at how much attention they get, which is why I started the site. It was some social commentary on how ridiculous the whole thing is, these people don’t fucking matter, what matters is the girls around you who are broken down and willing to fuck or not fuck or at least be stared at by you, cuz that’s what real life is, this celebrity shit doesn’t fucking matter….

But in that celebrity world that doesn’t matter, there are celebrities who don’t fucking matter, at least compared to the other celebrities and in people who really don’t matter news, here’s Yulia from the Russian pop band tattoo posing hot for some Russian magazine…half naked and amazing

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