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2013

15

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Road Trip and Horrible Song of the Day

If you want to hear Selena Gomez shitty music, and see her dancing around dressed like a hippie in short shorts and boots with a bunch of “friends” who are on payroll, or using her to their benefit, well I got the perfect video for her.

She was also at the MTV Movie Awards this past weekend, something I refuse to watch, because I am an adult and that shit is to market shit to retard kids, in what is just one horrible giant evil corporate ad campaign celebrating shit.

She managed to cover up her chunky legs I saw in a bikini in Springbreakers, by wearing 10 inch heels….good strategy cuz despite looking 12 and awkward in the fat years thanks to Disney Hormone Therapy, I totally want to see her naked….which isn’t saying much, cuz I like seeing all bitches naked.


TO SEE HER LEGS AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

15

Apr

Lacey Banghard Hiding Her Nipples for FHM of the Day

Lacey Banghard is a Glamour Model from the UK, who I am going to assume was not originally named Banghard, but who was clever enough to give herself a stripper name, because that’s probably where the agency looking for topless models found her, which I guess was the lap dance lottery winning ticket, because it led to such great roles like winning Page 3 Idol competition, to NUTS magazine, to Celebrity big brother, I mean she’s really fuckin made it compared to sucking drug dealer dick in a lap dance booth for coke and not compared to actually making it.

Here she is in FHM, not showing tits, because she’s just that famous now, that she doen’t have to degrade herself or objectify herself like that anymore, plus she’s got a banana as a prop to remind us she’s nothin’ but a whore a whore I am a fan of.

Posted in:Lacey Banghard

2013

15

Apr

Yulia Volkova from TATU Modeling Lingerie in Russian of the Day

I know that celebrities don’t matter, and that it’s almost a joke at how much attention they get, which is why I started the site. It was some social commentary on how ridiculous the whole thing is, these people don’t fucking matter, what matters is the girls around you who are broken down and willing to fuck or not fuck or at least be stared at by you, cuz that’s what real life is, this celebrity shit doesn’t fucking matter….

But in that celebrity world that doesn’t matter, there are celebrities who don’t fucking matter, at least compared to the other celebrities and in people who really don’t matter news, here’s Yulia from the Russian pop band tattoo posing hot for some Russian magazine…half naked and amazing

Posted in:Yulia Volkova

2013

15

Apr

#SNPF Week 3 Vote of the Day

Last night’s Sunday Night Panty Flash got too hot to handle.

We had a lot of babes submit, some stepGIRLS, some randoms, all amazing.

We got a warning from Instagram to follow their rules or they will be deleting me for a fourth time. We’re just that sexy..

Which to me Means Success in some way or another…

Here are the top 8 panties for you to vote on. The winner each week gets entered into the grand prize competition.

So if you think your booty has what it takes, post a pic, tag #SNPF @drunkenstepfatherdotcom

1- Panties 1

2- Panties 2

3- Panties 3

4- Panties 4

5- Panties 5

6- Panties 6

7- Panties 7

8- Panties 8

9- Panties 9

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Posted in:SNPF

2013

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was called a pervert by a stranger in person for the first time in a long time. I walked into a club with no cover charge, wasted, and parked myself on the corner of the dance floor and stared. I’m talking intensely at a group of girls twerking like they were in a hip hop video while wearing tight pants, because I like to treat real life like a cam show, and the dudes who were trying to get with these girls, or maybe who were already with these girls, came up to me and asked me to stop staring, they said to stop looking for love on the dancefloor, and they said I was a fucking pervert…which was appropriate, because I guess I am, but the good news is that so is everyone else.

Here are some morning links you pervert.

Hugh Jackman’s Stalker Threw Pubes at Him – Amazing – This Shit Needs to Happen to Me
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

The True Queen of Coachella is Not McDonalds
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

Zoe Saldana Legs!
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

Guy Falls for Exploding Cigarette Prank
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

Future Lower Back Problems Means Big Ol Titties
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

A Tribute to Movie Car Wash Scenes
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

Offroad Backwards Flip
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

Ferrari Pee Prank Goes Wrong
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

The 25 Most Memorable Moments in MTV Movie Awards History
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

This Week in WTF Pics
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

Maggie Thatcher Ruins Iron Man 3
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

A Bunch of Pics of People Doing the Harry Potter – It’s the New Harlem Shake
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

Dog Chair-Iot Faceplant
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

A Dog in a Suit Eating Peanut Butter
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

This is My Kind of Woman
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

Kim Kardashian’s Hard Fucking Nipples Like the Cow She Genetically Is
FOLLOW THIS HERE LINK

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day


Our newest stepGIRL is Pretty Amazing so Follow Her On Instagram and Twitter Just Don’t Steal her from me….even though you can never steal her from my heart…..

Fuck you weekend. The only thing good about the weekend is #SNPF …I mean that and all the drunk college girls getting down while I get my creep on…making it not that bad at all….I’d take pics but you’re not invited to this shit show…but Here are some LINKS to keep you entertained.

This Lauren Stoner Character Looks Good in her Bikini
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I want to suck Lohan’s Toes
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Zoe Saldana in Latina Magazine
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Hot Hula Cam on Venice Beach
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Serious Babes in Front of Mirrors
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Elizabeth Moss Topless in Some New Show / Movie
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Britney Spears and Her Meaty Legs
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Vanessa is a Babe in an Orange Room
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Ellen and Portia aren’t Making Dyke Babies
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A Tribute to Car Wash Scenes
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Interesting Craigslist APartment Ad
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Her Name is Charm and Her in her Underwear is Charming
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True Facts About the Sea Pig – Hilarious
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23 Hottest Emma Watson Pics Ever
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Stephanie Pratt Decent in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Wants to be a Victoria’s Secret Model…It’s Good to have Dreams
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Best Faceswaps of the Year
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20 Pics of Aga Lea Jaworska
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Pink – Britney Spears – Beyonce in Throwback Gladiator Ad
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Jessica Chastain Nude on Video
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The Rest of the Elisabeth Moss Nude in Top of the Lake
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Natalie C Huge Tits in Black Lingerie
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2 Cellist on 1 Cello
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Light Wakeboarding – Cool
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Knife Song Fail
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Funny Dancing Blonde
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How to Play Guitar With Your Vagina
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Victoria Rae’s 65 Pics from Playboy Lookin’ Good
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Holy Shit Check out This Girl from Twitter’s Tits
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Brittany Cole is a Nobody in a Sheer Dress….
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Hard Nippled Cow Needs to be Milked….the Kim Kardashian Edition
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Leah Francis Massive Huge TIts for Zoo
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Hot babe Modeling with Jugs
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Sarah Ruba Is Babe for Elle Mexico
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Shark Eats a Shark!
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Close Call Compilation
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Hey Dude – I Can See Your Bra
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Lohan Vows to Stay Sober at Coachella
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Kate Upton Angers PETA cuz she’s a Bad Cow
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I feel the same way as Tyrese does about fat chicks…
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Some Lady Gaga Modeling Nipples
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Simon Cowell With Two Chicks Kissing That I am Sure He Wishes Were Seacrest
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Mother Drops Baby to Catch a Puck
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Guy Fieri’s Fedora Feast
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Sports Balls Replaced with Cats
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Happiest Moment in Human History
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Rebecca Hall Hot in Instyle Magazine
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Casual Creampie
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Premature Ejaculation Porn is Hilarious
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Some Babe Sucking Dick
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16 Minute Blowjob
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Girl Fucking an Octopus
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Amateur Couple Fuck in the Shower
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Teen Squirts All Over Her Parents Bed
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A Whole Bunch of Fucked Up Pics for you to Masturbate To
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An Awesome Fuck
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Apr

stepGIRLS in Frank & Oak of the Day

Here is one of our official stepGIRLS modeling some FRANK & OAK ….and they look hot as fucking fire.

FRANK & OAK is clothing brand that merges quality with amazing style, and at a great price. They have shirts and
underwear and really all kinds of stuff you’ll love to let that girl
who spent the night walk around in when she’s making you that morning
coffee.

It is membership based, but not a scam, meaning you get deals and exclusive offers for limited edition styles by being a member. More importantly, you get clothing specific to your needs, styles and really what you want, but there isn’t any commitment to buy when you sign up. It’s really just joining a cool community.

So SIGN UP FOR EXCLUSIVE DEALS, BUT MORE
IMPORTANTLY TO LOOK GOOD
because bitches may love cake, but they
also like dudes who dress the fuckin’ part.

Here’s our stepGIRL lookin’ hot in the best selfies of all time…


TO SEE MORE OF THEIR STUFF
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE

2013

12

Apr

Chrissy Teigen for Beach Bunny of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is some ethnic busty model from SI who I consider part of the stepfather family.

Not because I am black or asian and not because I am her husband, John Legend’s long lost relative from the same orphanage or wherever he learned to play piano before landing a gold digging modeling wife.

Not that she’s necessarily a gold digger, I don’t know her personal finances, maybe she’s just a fame whore and likes the celebrity connection, because I am sure she could be fucking far richer people than him.

Whatever her deal is, she’s definitely not fucking the poor dude in the studio apartment down the street because girls are all the fucking same and always choose the good life.

I consider her part of the stepfather family, because she tweeted me once, probably something rude, I don’t remember, but it turns out it’s just that easy to get with me people. I’m such a slut.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2013

12

Apr

Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart Model Bikinis of the Day

Here are a couple of pictures of Victoria’s Secret teen model Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart, who I think has Paris Hilton Herpes via her fiance Stavros Niacharos or whatever the fuck that billionaire greek shipping heir who I snap chat daily thanks to having his phone number’s last name is.

This could be better, provided there was more fisting.

But I take what I can get….and you know what they aren’t that bad.

Posted in:Ashley Hart|Barbara Palvin

2013

12

Apr

Leah Francis Massive Tits for Zoo of the Day

There comes a point in Glamour Models where shit becomes fucking comical, not that big titties are all that comical, but for some reason Leah Francis is making me laugh.

Her daddy issues put on blast in the form of ridiculousness in a magazine that covers such topics as “bra busters”.

I mean it’s almost a joke, but with nipples, and I’m loving these daddy issues so much I wish they were in my fucking mouth.

Life lesson, if you’re built like this, Glamour Modeling is a better option that stripping or porn, you get more respect this way, while still looking the same level of gutter…..

Posted in:Leah Francis|NSFW