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2013

02

Apr

Vanessa Hudgnen’s $$$EX of the Day

So Vanessa Hudgens has finally made it in the world as the tramp she always wanted to be, you know back when she was posting nude pics to the internet, Spring Breakers was just a way for her to legitimize that, and the only thing that confuses me in the whole thing, is that if she’s so fucking horny, why doesn’t she work out a bit, cuz seeing her belly hang over her bikini is alright for a random drunk girl by the pool at 4 am you’re willing to fuck cuz you want to fuck, but not for a celebrity, especially not while filming a movie in a bikini.

That said, she’s launched a song with some dubstep sounding EDM producer called YLA, called $$$EX, milking the Spring Breakers shit, cuz it’s the only thing she’s done that has any “hype” around it, with people she wants hype from….and yesterday they released this video, that may or may not feature Hudgens, but that is pushing the horrible song, Harlem Shake Styles.

Possibly the worst, but girls in bikinis aren’t so bad, even when they are bad.

Please don’t buy this song or encourage this movement.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens|Videos

2013

02

Apr

Interview with Wonder Women XXX’s Kimberly Kane for Orgy University of the Day

I had the chance to interview, Kimberly Kane, who is getting a lot of hype for being in Wonder Woman XXX , but who I was talking to about Orgy University, a movie that she directed, that is loosely based on Carrie and that you can see an EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE CLIP OF HERE .

Here’s the interview with Kimberly Kane, who really doesn’t seem to like me very much.


How did you get into the industry

I got into the industry through a friend. She was going to a set to pick up a check. I went with her and felt really comfortable and right at home. The director asked me if I’d ever do a scene and I said yes. I got tested and did my first scene.


We’re you at all concerned about what friends and family would think of your choice

Not really, my mother was a dancer and she also produced a few softcore/arthouse movies so I grew up around very sex positive people so it wasn’t a surprise that I chose the profession that I did.


What was your favorite part of being in front of the Camera?

I’m still in front of the camera and my favorite part is the chemistry you have with your fellow performer and doing a really great scene.


What inspired you to get behind the scenes?

I have a big imagination and I had the opportunity to direct and I took it. It’s another great part of the job.


I watched a teaser of your latest , I was into it, how would you describe your style?

My style is ALT which mean to me, an alternative to the normal porn you see all the time. I make porn that has a dark vibe and is very stylish without loosing the most important part, sexual intensity.


Who would you say your influences from mainstream movies are?

I don’t watch a ton of movies, I get a lot of influence from photography. I like Nan Goldin, Nobuyoshi Araki, Larry Clark & Richard Kern to name a few.


Based on your experience, what is the flaw in porn movies today ?

We just don’t have the time to make a movie that has really developed stories. Most of our movies are shot in 1-3 days so some things get left out or you don’t get everything you want to make the movie fuller. But usually as long as the sex is good the critics can be forgiving.


What do you think the public wants out of a movie ?

Really chemistry, intensity, quality & production value.


How are you going to change the game?

I already am.


Your Wikipedia page says you are into role playing games and my readers are socially awkward Virgins, can you confirm this is truth and not just a strategy to prey on losers by telling them you are into the only thing they have going for them ?

You opinion about your readers and people who play games is rude and misguided. I play dnd with my friends. We played for along time, then we got an opportunity to make it into an online show called “I Hit It With My Axe” and people loved it. We stopped shooting the show a few years ago but continued to play and still do. I like getting together with friends and playing a game. Maybe you should try it sometime.


You’re lovely, lets get married under the sunset on our first date.

Pass

Wow. that hurts me at my core. Good thing I have no soul. Otherwise this rejection would lead to suicide.


Even if she rejected me, I win, cuz I get to watch her fuck, if I really want to Follow this link to see the exclusive clip

Posted in:Kimberly Kane|stepINTERVIEWS

2013

02

Apr

Rosario Dawson’s Awesome Full Frontal from Trance of the Day

Trance is a movie by Danny Boyle, who happens to be Rosario Dawson’s boyfriend, and who leaked that she had nude scenes in the movie, despite having already seen her nude, I mean her first role was in a see through bra at 16 in KIDS, but yeah, she’s also showing her pussy, a pussy Danny Boyle is dating, and a pussy Danny Boyle leaked to the press, because they wanna hype this movie up and you know what, when it involves pussy lip, I appreciate that marketing strategy.

I’m kinda likiking this pic, I’m gonna have to go see the movie, that’s what they want me to think, their strategy worked.

Posted in:Full Frontal|NSFW|Nude in Movies|Rosario Dawson

2013

02

Apr

Dority Mous by Terry Richardson of the Day

Every once in a while, Terry Richardson brings back his old softcore erotica, like earlier today with model Dortih Mous, who I don’t know, but who looks 15, skinny, and amazing.

She’s hip, she toned, she’s wearing flannel and she’s pulling her panties off, I mean, as simple as this shoot may be, it’s pretty fucking perfect to me. Hipsters, tits, a dream of fame and exposure and a willingness to do porno type things for it, I mean this is the foundation of all things awesome.

Posted in:Dority Mous|NSFW|Terry Richardson

2013

02

Apr

Darla Baker for Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

I have no idea who Darla Baker is, but I do know who Andrew Kuykendall is, we’re instagram buddies and he likes all my pug photos, because I guess it makes the girls he recruits think he’s a nice fun loving guy, and not a pervert luring girls to get nude for him, in a better strategy than what I have going for me, cuz I just throw that I’m a pervert out there, no artistry in that, and that’s probably why I end up with fat bitches and he ends up with Darla Baker, an otherwise not topless girl, topless.

Either way, I’m a fan, even if he had sex with one of my internet girlfriends, he’s going places, look out for him and this Darla Baker babe isn’t so bade either, nipples, pantyhose, heels, I’m sold.

Posted in:Darla Baker|NSFW

2013

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is recycling day here and I find it more profitable to spend my mornings collecting cans than posting posts. It is also a great place to meet quality women, although like any scene, they go for the guy with the most cans, which is never quite me.

Here are some links…

Shannon De Lima in her Bikini is Alirght
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Things Get Awkward in Da Club
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Selena Gomez Always Looks Like She Just Got Her Wisdom Teeth Removed
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The Boxing Kangaroo
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Blind Folded Nut Shot
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Olivier Martinez Kicked a Papaparazzi
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Hot Girls Do Yoga
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Trendy Pop Sluts on the Cover of Hunger Magazine
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Vanessa Hudgens Decides TO Social Media
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Sign Up for The Netflix of Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I need to work on my grocery store etiquette. Today I was in line behind some average looking bitch who looked liked she needed some mail attention and I said: “I love being behind you, we should do this more often”….and she just tole me to fuck off. I assume playing hard to get, cuz I’m convinced I heard her pussy dripping. The good news was lots of girls in leggings walking around with their tight asses to make the rejection coping manageable….

Kate Beckinsale on All Fours in a Bikini
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Hayden Panettiere Implants in a Bikini
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Rachel Bilson in Cosmo May 2013
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Marvel Comics Tribute Video
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Sexy Girls in Sports Bras
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Molly Sims is a MILF in a Bikini
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Her Name Clare and She’s Flashing her Panties
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Quick and Easy April Fools Pranks
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Audrina Patridge Wears Nice Dresses
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Girl Climbs into the ball rack at Wal Mart Fail
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Funny Beer Chugging
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Which Ass Would You Fuck First?
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15 Hot Self Shot Pics
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Nabilla Benattia Upskirt WIth Serious Cleavage
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Easter Themed Webcam Tits
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Funny Cat Head Through Hole
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This Harlem Shake Ends in Failure
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Calling Dolphin With a Comb
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Weirdest Dancer at the Party
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33 Hottest Pics of Bijou Phillips
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Selena Gomez Trying to Look Hot….
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Bella Thorne Legs
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Katy Perry in Leggings
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Hey Perverts Snooki Got Married
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Some Hot Girl Shakes It
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Bianca Balti Boring for H&M
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Sex Noises at the Barber
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Who’s More Fucked Up?
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Mariah Carey Easter Bunny Pose Weirdness
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Mind Blowing Magic Show
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The Gruesome NCAA Broken LEg
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Elsa Pataky Pokies
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Big Tits in Black Lingerie
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Topless Elle Macpherson Pics to Celebrate her 50th Birthday. SHe’s the First Model I Remember Jerking Off To
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A Whole Lot of Emily Ratkowski in Video – Don’t Watch the Pardoy
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Jenn Sterger is Some Social Media Babe You Will Want to Fuck
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Emily DiDonato is Awesome
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Watch Where You’re Going Bro – LOL
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Natalie Portman Pretty Shitty Perfume Campaign
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Girl Almost Dies Saving her Cell Phone
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Gary Busey Explains Easter
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Sexy Brazilian Dancing
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A Whole Lot of Odette Anabelle in her Bikini
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Mark Wahlberg and Denzel Washington Star in 2 Guns
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Kung Fu Grandpa in the Parking Lot
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This Kid Has Soul
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Housewife Aims Cumshot at Husband’s Face
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Classy Girl Masturbating in Gallons of Cum
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The Worst Amateur Sex Tape Ever
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Girl Fucked in the Dog Pee Stance
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A Tribute to Taylor Rain
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Dudes Who Do Porn are Hilarious
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Young Blowjob with Cumshot
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Girls Who Masturbate Together – Stay Together
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19 Year Old Blowjob Master!
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Cara is Today’s Exploited College Girl
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Apr

Khloe Kardahian in a Filthy Fucking Panty Flash of the Day

I wasn’t expecting fancy lingerie on Khloe Kardashian, despite being a Kardashian, and whore is in their blood.

I was expecting a dick, something that despite not loving dick on women, you know, not quite a fucking tranny fucker unless there are no other options and I’m dying for a cheap blowjob. You know in an ignorance is bliss and I’m not willing to actually discover whether bitch is a tranny or not. Where I just pretend the wig is real and the stubble is menopause…

A dick, I would have been happier to see than these weird shorts, or spanx, or whatever the fuck she’s got herself harnessed into. They look like they are for medical reasons, even to cover up testicles while giving a cellulite free look….and I just hate smoke and mirrors.

Bitch, you’re disgusting in or out of these shorts, you aren’t fooling anyone into thinking otherwise, and if SPANX are the new DUCT TAPE, just take them off and be your chunky, beast self, dick, balls, cellulite and all….stop the fucking lies you Kardashian demons from hell.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Khloe Kardashian

2013

01

Apr

Lindsay Lohan’s Awesome Titties Get off a Helicopter of the Day

As much as people hate on Lohan, I’ve always been pretty loyal to her, or at least to her amazing tits. I believe that as much as she’s fallen off, and as much as she’s raped her career, there is still hope for her, or at least for her tits. To inspire, to create, to achieve greatness or at the very least to be masturbated to. She may be an ex-text-buddy, old facebook friend, ex-twitter follower to me…gone but never forgotten…because these tits, are fucking legendary and if they are in fact fakes, as rumored for many years, they should be a mandatory purchase for all women, because that one thing will make life a better place, because I know that Lohan’s tits make my life a better place.

Here they are getting off a helicopter, spilling out of her dress, legendary/


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

01

Apr

Cisco Tschurtschenthaler Naked for Treats of the Day

Cisco Tschurtschenthaler may have the most ridiculous name in modeling, not because she’s done a whole lot of work and built a reputation of a clown, but because shit is 18 fucking letters long. I’ve never heard of her, but I will probably remember her, not because I’ve seen her tits in TREATS magazine, or because she’s done anything substantial, but because her name is so fucking stupid. It’s one of those names that you modify for your career cuz magazines can’t afford the real estate to credit you. You know like Oliva Wilde or some shit, and her name is only Cockburn, not Tschurtschenthaler and asif her fucking first name is actually Cisco, I mean no one is named Cisco, leading me to think she’s stage named the wrong half of her identity.

Ultimately, what is a fucking name when it comes to toplessness, shit don’t fucking matter. I don’t even ask the hookers I fuck for their names, shit is just noise and gets in the way of trying to get a boner for their titties.

I just can’t get over this fucking name though…trying to pronounce it has been hysterical…

Posted in:Cisco Tschurtschenthaler|NSFW