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2013

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day


Sometimes, I get stepGIRLS so excited they cry MarissaSchier in a stepSHIRT for our Instagram

I’m fun on the internet….been doing it a long time…

Too bad no one cares…and it always gets me banned….but I hear being banned will make her dance.

Here are some stepLINKS….the squirting on pillows one blows my fucking mind.

I Love Kellie Pickler’s Ass – I’d Like to Pick it with My Tongue
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Lohan’s April Fool’s Fail – We Know that Uterus is Too Dead to Get Pregnant
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Rosario Daweson Hot for Net-A-Porter
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A Whole Lot of Busty Bitches with a Future Lower Back Problem
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Victoria Justice Hot in Shorts
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The 10 Hottest Extras Working in Hollywood
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Lions and Tigers and Bull Dogs
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1930s Parkour
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5 Pics of a Dude with an Awesome Neck
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Deer in a Slapping Fight
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Honest Trailer – Jurassic Park
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Hayden Panettiere’s Got a Great Cameltoe
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Deep Down Blouse Tits and Cleavage Courtesy Of Jennifer Lawrence
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More Pics of Hayden Panettiere’s Pussy in that Purple Bikini
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Jessica Alba in a Decent Photoshoot
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Britney Spears is in Her Own Personal Heaven
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Heidi Klum is a Hero – She Used her Floaties to Save a Baby
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Rihanna May be Single
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Courtney Stodden Naked in Girls and Corpses….
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Culkin Lives!
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20 Bizarre Quirks of American Politics.
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12 Pics of Babes in Bikinis Washing Cars for Charity
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Trailer for Some New Judd Apatow Smut called This is the End – Written by Seth Rogan – Starring Everyone.
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This is the Best thing to Happen to a Wheel Chair Fetish
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Oakley’s Hover Golf Cart is Pretty Awesome
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31 Pics of Cobie Smulders
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Big Tits Working Out and Getting Naked
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Teresa Palmer in Her Underwear for Esquire
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Chrissy Teigan’s Hottest Instagram Pics
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A Whole Bunch of Kelly Brook Naked / Topless
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Grandmother Gone Nuts WHen SHe Finds Out She’s Gonna Be a Grandma
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Cool Lava Kayak
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THis Ethnic Bitch is Hot
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High School Basketball Star Andrew Wiggins and His Crazy Dunk
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I Like Boxing Kangaroos
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Lookin Down Jessica Lawrence’s Blouse
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Conan Joins a Southern Choir
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Bradly Cooper Has Timberlake Hair
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Keep Voting for Sunday Night Panty Flash
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Latina is Juicy!
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Disgusting White Trash Cam Chick – Who Must be Inbred – Or Handicapped – and Her Stained Pills She Squirts on – Best Line “That’s Not Pee That’s Squirt”……This is NEXT LEVEL Amazing…..
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THrowback 90s Porn
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Brazilian Couple Fuck in the Ocean in Front of everyone
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Lesbian Yoga Session!
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Exorcist Porn Parody is Some Weird Shit
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Webcam Cum Show
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Drunk Girl Vs Bottle of VOdka Sex
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Chubby Elle Fucks an Older Guy
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Throat Fucked Til She Pisses Herself
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Big Tits Eat Cum
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Fat As Fuck Pig in the Shower Pouring Dairy on her Disgusting Cow of a Self
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Amateur Stuffs Herself!
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Apr

Guess the Vagina Definition of the Day

Here’s a new game at DrunkenStepfather.com I like to call – Guess the Vagina Definition.

You’ve probably already seen these pics, and you probably already know what circus freak this belongs to…but I’m playing this game anyway….even though I hate games…because I got nothing else to do…

Answer – After the Jump –

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Posted in:stepGAMES

2013

02

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Looking Good in Glamour of the Day

As much as I hate Hayden Panettiere, or hated her in the past, you know for being famous and having a fan base, despite her midget build, shitty tits, thick legs, and overally massive head that was almost comical. You know a career built on her stripper looking mother’s Soap Star fame…..but for some reason, that may be her interest in saving the dolphins, marine mammals are my aphrodisiac you know, but it probably has more to do with implants that just balance her out in a good way….because implants, despite my hatred for them…can make a girl a better person than she once was…..

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

02

Apr

Rihanna is a “People of Walmart” of the Day

This is the worst ever picture of Rihanna, and not just because she’s shopping at Walmart like a normal trash bitch who gets beat by her husband….or some fat white girl buying processed food to keep her fat and desirable for black dudes to father her multiple 50 shades of black babies, but because motherfucker didn’t have a very good camera. You’d think if Rihanna was shopping at your local Walmart, at least one motherfucker would snap off a pic of her buying something humiliating, or bending down to really see if the lowest price is the law….and the funny think is that people are shocked by this pic, like they don’t realize she’s a gully whore from the Islands who probably was raised off of 5,000 dollars a year, dreaming of going to Puerto Rico to one day visit Walmart, to taste America, before she realized at 15, that it was easier to taste british dudes for money, who were connected, taking her out of the gutter shanty, and to Jay Z, to make a fortune. Fascinating, underbelly shit….

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

02

Apr

Rachel Bilson Lives and She is in Cosmo of the Day

I preferred Rachel Bilson when she was being held hostage up in a farm in Canada by the dude from Star Wars.

Seriously, this is some blast from the past, who gives a shit about you, the OC was a decade ago and you’re fucking old now, shit.

She’s in Cosmo….like she was 17 again…only not 17…or 18 or even 25…she might as well be 100 cuz that’s about how relevant she is thanks to taking off when she was at her peak, at a time she could have easily been flashing panties at clubs.

That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her, I mean I have a dick and I’ve stuck it in way worse than has been celebrity pussy, I’m talking has been stripper pussy and has been street hooker pussy, and that shit already started pretty ripe….so this isn’t to say that she doesn’t look good, it just means she’s been done but here’s the video anyway….

Here’s the pics….because everyone deserves another chance, at least when showing cleavage….even if those second chances prevent the real rock bottom desperation needed for a sex tape….

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2013

02

Apr

Lucy Pinder Awesome Tits in NUTS of the DAy

Lucy Pinder is some big titty Glamour Model, showing her big titties, I don’t think there’s much more to her, or really much more to say about her, because that’s ultimately what her skill-set is, and even if she was a genius, or fantastic at Drawing, singing, dancing, or knitting, I wouldn’t care, cuz she’s given the public what we want, and these tits are what define her and all she’s good for….and the good news is that she’s pretty good at it.

Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW

2013

02

Apr

Nina Agdal is a Bunch of Lingerie Pics of the Day

I’d rather be fucking bikini models or a girl in a bikini than posting pics of them like they fucking matter. I mean there are so many girls who are less Downs Syndrome like this willing to sit on my face…because they like to have fun….but yet I’m posting this low level trash, celebrating a body, that is like so many other bodies, who are less Downs Syndome than Nina Agdal.

Sure her management and SI hype her up, gives her work that leads to shitty bikini companies hiring her, and not all girls with hot bodies get gigs doing this bullshit, but really I prefer the unemployed babe with a body like this, cuz she’s far more eager, desperate, and willing to sit on my face and even if she’s not, at least I can take it to the massage parlour for a handie….

Seriously, hot fit, amazing bodied girls are out there, and some may bang you, cuz not all girls have standards, or realize they are built like this, the key is to get them before that stamp of approval, that stamp of approval makes them think they are worth more.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

02

Apr

Lindsay Lohan’s Beat the Fuck Up in a Bikini of the DAy

Here is Lindsay Lohan in probably the least flattering bikini pic of her career. Almost as bad as Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers. Which is a serious LOW point for Lohan and her awesome tits.

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She’s lookin’ wrecked

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I love girls who look wrecked.

98% of girls I have had sex with have been bruised the fuck up, lookin’ unhealthy as shit, all fucking weirdly shaped from self destruction, and if you hose them down with perfume, and ignore the fear of having your face eaten off by them, and just ride it out and hope they don’t steal your wallet and find out where you live, shit is actually a lot of fun, like a mini-adventure!


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

02

Apr

Emma Watson for GQ of the DAy

Emma Watson is posing for GQ and she’s dressed like a 90s club girl, or stripper and I wonder if this is something her creepy fans appreciate because they can jerk off to it, or if they are more into her at 12 years old in a private school outfit. Not that her fans are all perverts and pedophiles, I am sure a handful of them are decent socially awkward freaks, who never jerked off to her before she turned 18, but knew when she was 14 that she was the one for them to obsess over.

The good news is I don’t really care about her fans, their pedophile and wizard loving ways, shit is about me, and this GQ shoot, all push up bra and short squirt, promote and inspire boners, and that’s what it’s all about.

Posted in:Emma Watson

2013

02

Apr

Michelle Keegan Cumshot for Social Media of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some UK soap star who you probably don’t care about, but I am not entirely a fan of, but into her hustle, cuz she’s been promoting herself pretty aggressively, posing half naked with her big titties….so I don’t follow her on twitter, or care about her happenings, but I have POSTED her A FEW TIMES BEFORE ….but today, that may all change, I may make the move and follow her on Twitter, because she posts shit like this pic, of her with what looks enough like cum on her face, for her fans to jerk off to, even if it isn’t cum.

Now, I didn’t go so far as to look into what this mystery substance is, I don’t like your fantasy being ruined by reality, and I don’t really care, but it is safe to say that whatever it is, her posting this pic, makes her a contender in girls with big tits, you can now pretend take loads to her face, and girls with big tits, who are kinda awesome.

Posted in:Michelle Keegan