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2013

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Apr

I Like Daphne Groeneveld of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld just turned 18. So stop looking at her you perverts. She’s not even legal to drink in America and if you tried you could probably still still smell the birthday cake on her panties, you know cuz fucking cake is a ritual in the Netherlands where she’s from, at least that’s what I heard they do in the Right light district, but I could have been lied to.

She’s been modeling for 3 years, meaning some kiddie porn pervert lured her in at 15 and got her in a bikini….because this modeling agency is a loop hope to his perversions.

It is safe to say, she’s probably been doing coke, fucking, drinking and partying since 15 too…like Britney Spears, She’s not that Innocent and at 18, fucking fair game to jerk off to, which more reason to like her, even if she’s wearing clothes in this shoot for The Sunday Times, I’m into it.

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2013

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Apr

Valerie Van Der Graaf Hot for WILDFOX of the Day

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Valerie Van Der Graaf is the next Kate Upton. She even models for BEACH BUNNY ….all big titty and Anna Nicole Smith like….ready to one day turn fat if the right opportunity comes up….but sticking to this busty on a skinny frame as long as possible cuz it pays the fucking bills…

Well, now she’s modeling for very trendy, very massive, Wildfox Couture, and I’m loving this shoot, from thigh highs, to garters, hard nipples to 1950s fetishes, they’ve made catalog pictures worth jerking off to, all it took was some props, cuz if you read the site you’ll know I hate Catalog pics, but kinda love this….good hustle Wildfox….

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2013

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Apr

Mariah Carey is a Mermaid Sent from Heaven of the Day

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I’d say Mariah Carey is a mystical creature sent from heaven with a voice of an angel designed to save the fucking world, but I’m only posting these pics cuz that booty, mom of 2 pushing 50, is fat and stuffed into a tight dress like a sausage, or my penis in a beer bottle, and for some reason I find it mesmerizing.

Sure she was better in her bi-polar suicide insanity, cuz insane girls fuck better, but when it comes to Mariah Carey, I’ll take whatever I get….and usually ignore it…except for today…today…I’m down.

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2013

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Apr

Heidi Klum Saves Her Son With Her Nipple of the Day

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There’s some story going around about how Heidi Klum saved her black son, because apparently he got his ability to swim from his Father’s side of the family, but the more interesting side of the story, is that her big mom titty fell out of her mom bikini while in a moment of panic or crisis, because despite having 12 more kids to replace him, you know that she lined up in the event tragedy struck, like some kind of hoarder, at the expense of her vagina and its tightness, or a good planner…and the paparazzi, responded to the panic by taking as many pics as possible, cuz helping just leads to lawsuits in America, while taking pics leads to making unethical money.

Here’s her nipple, on a breast beat up by breast feeding so many times, like a dog you see at the dog park after one too many litters, and I dig it.

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2013

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Apr

The Best Video On the Internet Ever of the Day

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I’m pretty pumped that the internet and webcams have penetrated the white trash, inbred, uneducated, monster of a person who makes up 75% of the American Population….because videos like this exist. I like to think this is why the Internet was invented.

This freak is on webcam talking about squirting and it’s not very sexy, but it is very fucking creepy, something I think should inspire horror movies…or a reality show.

This bitch is the next Chris Crocker, the next William Hung, she’s a viral sensation, but it’s so awkward watching her.

Video of this retard via my homies at NEWSFILTER (NSFW)

This is my porn.

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2013

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Apr

Kaley Cuoco Doing Yoga for Instagram of the Day

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I have a Yoga Fetish. One so bad that I may even join a Yoga class to look at all the girls, and I’m the kind of guy who can’t walk up a couple stairs without gassing out, pretty much having an asthma attack, leading to heart attack, borderline dying like I was John Ritter…..but I am willing to risk my life so stare at girls in amazing poses, wearing tight outfits….

I like Yoga so much I don’t even notice Kaley Cuoco’s gunt at her ears, I’m just takin’ it all in….I’m not even wondering why bitch got her boyfriend or friend to take this pic, is this a move she’s proud of, is this how she seduces her fans, is she good at this? Is this her version of a selfie, who cares I need more yoga…whether it’s a TV star in the shit or not….

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2013

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Apr

Olga Kurylenko Squatting for Instyle of the Day

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Olga Kurylenko is a very popular Russian bride who escaped communism through a modeling front and random marriages to various men, securing citizenship in various countries, you know using her sex appeal to better her life, and in turn better ours, cuz now you can masturbate on her, rather than order drinks from her when visiting Russia on a school trip.

As a driven Russian, who doesn’t let adversity get in her way, she’s now a big movie star, in Tom Cruise movies and shit…and now she’s squatting in Instyle like she’s taking a shit…what won’t this bitch do to get ahead…

I’m into it

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2013

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Apr

Kate Bock Gives me Boners in Galore of the Day

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Kate Bock is Sports Illustrated rookie of the year….

Not that Sports Illustrated means all that much, despite all these busty bitches dreaming of being in it, because I guess they’ve marketed themselves into being a “Man’s bible” and thus girls want to be featured in it, as that stamp of approval they need, cuz daddy didn’t hug them enough, and real fashion called them fat.

I’m talking to you Kate Upton.

Well now, this Kate Bock, loveliness, is modeling for something called Galore and although not in a bikini or even showing nipple, as new fashion models often to, she’s still lookin fucking hot in pantyhose or lingerie, or whatever that is….making me a fan.

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2013

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Apr

Ginta Lapina’s Easter Egg Inspired Lingerie Pics of the Day

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Her name is Ginta Lapina, she’s a 23 year old Latvian model, who is now working for La Senza, which is a Canadian company that sold to Victoria’s Secret for a billion dollars a couple of years ago, because Victoria’s Secret likes to eat up the competition, like all evil corporations trying to have a monopoly on money and immigrant bitches do, so I guess that makes Ginta a Victoria’s Secret Angel in training by default, you know not quite working for the brand directly, but working for the same evil empire, just a little more gutter and second rate…you know they hold the idea of one day doing VS over her head, like pose hotter for these boring catalog shots bitch and we’ll tell the guys at the mothership you’re worth noticing and luckily for her, as far as I’m concerned, all half naked bitches are worth noticing.

I just prefer when SHe’s Showing Her Nipples

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2013

03

Apr

Stephanie Pratt in her Bikini of the Day

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You want to know what doesn’t matter. Stephanie Pratt. Or her bikini pics. You might as well be jerking off to random girls in bikinis from Facebook, like you probably already do, cuz her low level claim to fame was being a third wrung player in the cult classic pile of shit called The Hills.

Her brother is a guy named Spencer Pratt, you probably barely remember, but that the media loved talking about, because the media is a pile of bullshit, like this Stephanie Pratt bitch is.

But for the die hard closet cases, who always felt Spence would make be your dream girl, if he was a girl, here’s his sister, the closest thing to meeting your weird fucking needs….

I’m only posting it cuz I’ll post anything in a bikini. Fact.

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