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2013

03

Apr

Olga Kurylenko Squatting for Instyle of the Day

Olga Kurylenko is a very popular Russian bride who escaped communism through a modeling front and random marriages to various men, securing citizenship in various countries, you know using her sex appeal to better her life, and in turn better ours, cuz now you can masturbate on her, rather than order drinks from her when visiting Russia on a school trip.

As a driven Russian, who doesn’t let adversity get in her way, she’s now a big movie star, in Tom Cruise movies and shit…and now she’s squatting in Instyle like she’s taking a shit…what won’t this bitch do to get ahead…

I’m into it

Posted in:Olga Kurylenko

2013

03

Apr

Kate Bock Gives me Boners in Galore of the Day

Kate Bock is Sports Illustrated rookie of the year….

Not that Sports Illustrated means all that much, despite all these busty bitches dreaming of being in it, because I guess they’ve marketed themselves into being a “Man’s bible” and thus girls want to be featured in it, as that stamp of approval they need, cuz daddy didn’t hug them enough, and real fashion called them fat.

I’m talking to you Kate Upton.

Well now, this Kate Bock, loveliness, is modeling for something called Galore and although not in a bikini or even showing nipple, as new fashion models often to, she’s still lookin fucking hot in pantyhose or lingerie, or whatever that is….making me a fan.

Posted in:Kate Bock

2013

03

Apr

Ginta Lapina’s Easter Egg Inspired Lingerie Pics of the Day


Her name is Ginta Lapina, she’s a 23 year old Latvian model, who is now working for La Senza, which is a Canadian company that sold to Victoria’s Secret for a billion dollars a couple of years ago, because Victoria’s Secret likes to eat up the competition, like all evil corporations trying to have a monopoly on money and immigrant bitches do, so I guess that makes Ginta a Victoria’s Secret Angel in training by default, you know not quite working for the brand directly, but working for the same evil empire, just a little more gutter and second rate…you know they hold the idea of one day doing VS over her head, like pose hotter for these boring catalog shots bitch and we’ll tell the guys at the mothership you’re worth noticing and luckily for her, as far as I’m concerned, all half naked bitches are worth noticing.

I just prefer when SHe’s Showing Her Nipples

Posted in:Ginta Lapina

2013

03

Apr

Stephanie Pratt in her Bikini of the Day

You want to know what doesn’t matter. Stephanie Pratt. Or her bikini pics. You might as well be jerking off to random girls in bikinis from Facebook, like you probably already do, cuz her low level claim to fame was being a third wrung player in the cult classic pile of shit called The Hills.

Her brother is a guy named Spencer Pratt, you probably barely remember, but that the media loved talking about, because the media is a pile of bullshit, like this Stephanie Pratt bitch is.

But for the die hard closet cases, who always felt Spence would make be your dream girl, if he was a girl, here’s his sister, the closest thing to meeting your weird fucking needs….

I’m only posting it cuz I’ll post anything in a bikini. Fact.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Stephanie Pratt

2013

03

Apr

Road Rage to Start the Day of the Day

This is hilarious. I think this is staged, but the story is that this guy was trying to start a fight, slamming on his breaks, causing an accident, triggering him to go nuts.

They are apparently in the marines, the driver a civilian, and the maniac raging, apparently gets arrested.

I’m just not getting why this guy isn’t breaking windows. Or why the guys who hold him back, look like they are his friends, wearing the same T-Shirt, and hair cut, but maybe that’s just the style when you’re a marine….

It’s pretty funny.

Posted in:Videos

2013

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the better part of my night trying to convince a girl to fuck admit she would fuck a family member, if it was anal and there was no risk of anyone finding out, or more importantly an embarrassing flipper baby.

I am pretty sure by the end of the interrogation, she was into it, or maybe she just thought I was weird and was trying to get rid of me.

Either way, I win.

More of the Lohan Bikini Pics I Can’t Get Enough OF Even if Her Ass is Non-Existent and Possibly Melting
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Some Bitch from Glee Who I Assume is a Double Amputee Diabetic Native American Hermaphrodite To Keep in Line with their Storyline, is Preggers
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The Tour Bus You Will Want to See Explode This Summer
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90 Year Old Men Racing
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Kung Fu Road Rage
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Hot Rock Hard Abs
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25 Girls You Were Crushing on in 1988
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A Redhead You Will Want to FUck
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day


Sometimes, I get stepGIRLS so excited they cry MarissaSchier in a stepSHIRT for our Instagram

I’m fun on the internet….been doing it a long time…

Too bad no one cares…and it always gets me banned….but I hear being banned will make her dance.

Here are some stepLINKS….the squirting on pillows one blows my fucking mind.

I Love Kellie Pickler’s Ass – I’d Like to Pick it with My Tongue
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Lohan’s April Fool’s Fail – We Know that Uterus is Too Dead to Get Pregnant
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Rosario Daweson Hot for Net-A-Porter
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A Whole Lot of Busty Bitches with a Future Lower Back Problem
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Victoria Justice Hot in Shorts
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The 10 Hottest Extras Working in Hollywood
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Lions and Tigers and Bull Dogs
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1930s Parkour
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5 Pics of a Dude with an Awesome Neck
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Deer in a Slapping Fight
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Honest Trailer – Jurassic Park
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Hayden Panettiere’s Got a Great Cameltoe
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Deep Down Blouse Tits and Cleavage Courtesy Of Jennifer Lawrence
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More Pics of Hayden Panettiere’s Pussy in that Purple Bikini
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Jessica Alba in a Decent Photoshoot
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Britney Spears is in Her Own Personal Heaven
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Heidi Klum is a Hero – She Used her Floaties to Save a Baby
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Rihanna May be Single
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Courtney Stodden Naked in Girls and Corpses….
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Culkin Lives!
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20 Bizarre Quirks of American Politics.
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12 Pics of Babes in Bikinis Washing Cars for Charity
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Trailer for Some New Judd Apatow Smut called This is the End – Written by Seth Rogan – Starring Everyone.
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This is the Best thing to Happen to a Wheel Chair Fetish
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Oakley’s Hover Golf Cart is Pretty Awesome
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31 Pics of Cobie Smulders
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Big Tits Working Out and Getting Naked
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Teresa Palmer in Her Underwear for Esquire
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Chrissy Teigan’s Hottest Instagram Pics
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A Whole Bunch of Kelly Brook Naked / Topless
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Grandmother Gone Nuts WHen SHe Finds Out She’s Gonna Be a Grandma
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Cool Lava Kayak
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THis Ethnic Bitch is Hot
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High School Basketball Star Andrew Wiggins and His Crazy Dunk
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I Like Boxing Kangaroos
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Lookin Down Jessica Lawrence’s Blouse
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Conan Joins a Southern Choir
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Bradly Cooper Has Timberlake Hair
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Keep Voting for Sunday Night Panty Flash
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Latina is Juicy!
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Disgusting White Trash Cam Chick – Who Must be Inbred – Or Handicapped – and Her Stained Pills She Squirts on – Best Line “That’s Not Pee That’s Squirt”……This is NEXT LEVEL Amazing…..
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THrowback 90s Porn
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Brazilian Couple Fuck in the Ocean in Front of everyone
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Lesbian Yoga Session!
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Exorcist Porn Parody is Some Weird Shit
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Webcam Cum Show
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Drunk Girl Vs Bottle of VOdka Sex
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Chubby Elle Fucks an Older Guy
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Throat Fucked Til She Pisses Herself
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Big Tits Eat Cum
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Fat As Fuck Pig in the Shower Pouring Dairy on her Disgusting Cow of a Self
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Amateur Stuffs Herself!
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Apr

Guess the Vagina Definition of the Day

Here’s a new game at DrunkenStepfather.com I like to call – Guess the Vagina Definition.

You’ve probably already seen these pics, and you probably already know what circus freak this belongs to…but I’m playing this game anyway….even though I hate games…because I got nothing else to do…

Answer – After the Jump –

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Posted in:stepGAMES

2013

02

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Looking Good in Glamour of the Day

As much as I hate Hayden Panettiere, or hated her in the past, you know for being famous and having a fan base, despite her midget build, shitty tits, thick legs, and overally massive head that was almost comical. You know a career built on her stripper looking mother’s Soap Star fame…..but for some reason, that may be her interest in saving the dolphins, marine mammals are my aphrodisiac you know, but it probably has more to do with implants that just balance her out in a good way….because implants, despite my hatred for them…can make a girl a better person than she once was…..

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

02

Apr

Rihanna is a “People of Walmart” of the Day

This is the worst ever picture of Rihanna, and not just because she’s shopping at Walmart like a normal trash bitch who gets beat by her husband….or some fat white girl buying processed food to keep her fat and desirable for black dudes to father her multiple 50 shades of black babies, but because motherfucker didn’t have a very good camera. You’d think if Rihanna was shopping at your local Walmart, at least one motherfucker would snap off a pic of her buying something humiliating, or bending down to really see if the lowest price is the law….and the funny think is that people are shocked by this pic, like they don’t realize she’s a gully whore from the Islands who probably was raised off of 5,000 dollars a year, dreaming of going to Puerto Rico to one day visit Walmart, to taste America, before she realized at 15, that it was easier to taste british dudes for money, who were connected, taking her out of the gutter shanty, and to Jay Z, to make a fortune. Fascinating, underbelly shit….

Posted in:Rihanna