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2022

15

Nov

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

It may be cold as shit here, but I am alway willing to stare a girls showing off their bathing suits, because that’s the kind of open minded pervert I am….sure, I can’t go to the beach, I am locked inside in the cold, but that doesn’t mean I can’t help a bitch decide what she should wear to the beach, or at least just stare at what she decides to wear to the beach and give her feedback like “NICE BOBS”….”How much to sext”….”pull your titties out”….”no bend over and touch your toes”…..to which they won’t respond because they are just pictures, I realize that, I am not a crazy person……

But it’s like I am a selfless hero regardless….this is hero shit…and you can be a hero too.

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2022

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s safe to say that the internet has everyone thinking the world is a terrible, miserable, unhappy, divided, angry, shitty place and the internet may be right, but the way around that, the life hack around that, the strategy around that, is to not pay any attention and you will see that most people aren’t trying to be angry or trying to fight, but are totally ready to rock out the potential apocalypse with their tits out having a good fucking time….because really, why get caught up in bullshit, when there are tits out having a good time…..

FIND THE TITS…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Dua Lipa’s Booty in a Thong in a Mesh Sponge Bob Dress
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Olivia Ponton is a Sports Fan
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More Dua Lipa, Now in a Lace Bra
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Hailee Steinfeld Big Cleavage Selfie
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Dr Stephanie Marie Pavilonis Topless on the Beach
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10 Most Dangerous Illegal Drugs
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Nina Agdal’s Football Sunday
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Rebecca Black’s Nipples in New Video
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Halle Berry Shares 90s Lingerie Throwback
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Lady Gaga Topless Pic with a Friend
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Princia G Nude Photoshoot
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Lizzo Has a New HBO Doc
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Army of Ants VS Termite Mound
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Leo’s Star Studded Birthday
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TikTok Girl Says She is Too Pretty to Work
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Hot Tennis Babe Aryna Sabalenka
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Maitland Ward – Bra Top Mirror Selfies
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Bebe Rexha Makes the Worst Dressed List
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POV Mountain Bike Footage
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Jennifer Aniston’s Father has Died
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Philly Chicken Man Eats Entire Rotisserie Chicken 40 Days in a Row
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Larsa Pippen is Probably Boning Michael Jordan’s Son
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Nicola Peltz as Dorothy Stratten in the Chippendales Mini Series
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RIP Kevin Conroy – Here’s A Mini Doc on Him
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Karen Screams at Dunkin Drive Through
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Nick Cannon Has Baby 12
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NFL Wife Says His Money is Her Money
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Gisele has a New husband
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Man Buys People tickets to Go Home for Thanksgiving!
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News Anchors Jokes Progressively Get Worse
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Plus Sized Model Slammed For Wearing Inappropriate Outfit at Disney
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Topless Model Ellie in Black and White
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Fedex Truck Crashes
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The World’s Smallest Pony
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Drake Loses 2 Million Dollar Bet
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Sydney Sweeney in the GQ Magazine!
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Jasmine Tookes Tits Out at an Event
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Haley Kalil Big Tits Busting Out at an Event
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Miranda Kerr Tits Out at an Event
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Selena Gomez Walks the Street
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Tove Lo Tits On Stage
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Throwback Rita Ora Topless Shoot
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Dua Lipa is Hot in Concert
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Amanda Seyfried’s Legs Through a Sheer Dress
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Lohan in a Dress
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Slutty Celebrity Social Media Pics
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Nude Scenes in the Movies
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Strap On Suck to Fuck
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Baby Got Back
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Big Jiggle Tits
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Outdoor Piss
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Wet Hair!
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Dildo Rider
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Rarest Amateur Video Ever
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Nip Slips
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Little Guy Fucks Thighs
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Mental Mondays
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Massive Titty Flash
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Slutty Drunk Girls
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Dick Suck in Nature
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Lesbians Get Fuck On
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Solid Game of Japanese PinG Pong
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Big Toy Girl
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29 People Having a Shit Day
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Nude Booty Model
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Masturbating Masturbator
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Bitches Be Crazy
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3 Naked Porn Chicks
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Scary Mask girl Oiling her Ass
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Amateur Fucks
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Casting Couch with Some Babe
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Big Tits Taste Herself
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Popular Porn Chick of the Day
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Slow Motion Fat Ass
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Big Pussy Spreader
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Cumming on Cucumber
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Public Dick Suck
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Dressed Up for the Dildo Ride
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2022

14

Nov

Stella Hudgens Nipples of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the sister of Vanessa Hudgens, which mean they were probably made in the same lab and released to the world to the same handlers they called their parents, only to make one out to be a star, while letting the other one be in the shadows because her genetic coding wasn’t quite where quality control needed it be. Maybe she was the test run, or the one they dropped on the floor when doing the experiments, because now she sells exclusive nudes, rocking her family name with pride, or at least as a marketing strategy to get more subscribers!

I assume this is from her nude site for the rich who can afford to subscribe in these inflationary times….

I’m more into the homies who Robin hood this shit for people like you and me to still see her dark feeder nips on her relatively busty body.

If you are a Vanessa Hudgens fan, do the family a service and sext with her sister for money….the way nature intended, maybe you’ll get invited to Thanksgiving if you PAY PIG hard enough…..you’re always allowed to dream aren’t you.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2022

14

Nov

Dua Lipa in her Mesh Outfit of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a hot pop star who continues to be hot….which is rare in this world of shaming hot chicks and celebrating fat chicks by pretending they are hot.

She is also in the news today, since everyone is an activist, this time it is for denying that she is performing at the World Cup, which to soccer fans, which apparently exist in huge numbers and not just because they are faking it to see the hot moms living up to their status as soccer moms in the park, but because they have been brainwashed and are thus fanatical about the shit.

The reason she is not performing at the World Cup is because she can’t with good conscience, as she feels that Qatar doesn’t live up to their Human Rights pledges…..SOUNDS PRETTY RACIST TO ME.

I don’t know what her activism is in reference to, I don’t believe in being a worldly news follower, because life is more fun when it’s self involved and you ignore all that shit…focusing on the good times.

I do however know that a few days ago, we posted her branded panties from the front….and now she’s whale tailing with it from the back….always fun times where I’m from…especially from a humans right activist, doing all she can to save humans around the world….WHAT A HERO….

I also know she’s in a mesh outfit that makes me wish her human rights included charity lap dances, titties in my face until ejaculation, you know MY KIND OF CHARITY work….be the best hero you can be….I accept charitable handjobs too, even if they come with the crazy glue like those activists do to the priceless artwork they glue themselves to…yes, being the dick glued to Dua Lipa for human rights is where I need to be as a person fighting for human rights….come on, include me in the fight Dua.

Posted in:Dua Lipa

2022

14

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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Sending nudes or sexting was obviously a young person’s sport for a long fucking time, but like anything, it eventually catches the eye of the older crowd and they end up dabbling.

So it only makes sense that moms out there would be rocking the online nudity harder than young people, because young people are busy being young, running around and fucking if young people are still into that….which I don’t know if they still are….now that their lives have been so oversaturated with sex, it’s probably boring….they’ve seen the porn, produced their own porn, fucked 100 people by the age of 20, now it’s time to chill…

Where the MILF threw in the towel on that life, probably hasn’t fucked all that many people, and if she had prior to becoming a MILF, she was doing the whole reformed party girl to give into one person with a “those days are behind me” approach…..

So naturally, when they realized in their forced to stay home cuz of the kids, that there’s a whole world of pervert dudes that will jerk off to them and make them feel wanted or beautiful as their husband hides out in the basement watching football…it’s just a matter of time before they put their “5th anniversary lingerie” to use…or bust out their “my husband doesn’t make me cum dildos”….before finally diving into being a free to use hole as her husband cucks, or straight up cheater trying to get the dicking before it all dries up….because she needs that attention and affection, even if it’s just a way to distract from the whole being a mom all the fucking time, you can’t escape it.

We’re a degenerate society and must celebrate that with MILFS!

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2022

14

Nov

Kiernan Shipka has her Titties Out of the Day

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Kiernan Shipka is the girl from Mad Men, a show I never watched because I hate the advertising industry for not giving me more money since they think we are porn. I could have been RICH if it weren’t for you bigots!

That said, Kiernan Shipka is most recently Sabrina the Teenaged Witch on some Riverdale spinoff that the CW put together because they probably bought the Archie comics film rights and with the hype of Riverdale at the time, why wouldn’t they do some slowed down reverb pop song filled pile of dark and moody shit….

That said, Kiernan Shipka is on the rise and in being on the rise, trying to get to the A-List, leveling up, she has been spotted with celebrity handler, and constant celebrity boyfriend, the Pete Davidson of his time, that was a little more believable than Pete Davidson, because he didn’t look like he had AIDS and was dying….back when the satanist tried to cover-up their demonic intentions with handsomeness.

So now, we can assume the Kiernan Shipka now has all the STDs you’d want for a Hollywood chick climbing the ranks!

Before Kiernan’s young pussy was Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry, Taylor Swif……

What an honor it must be to suck a dick with that sort of resume….

Posted in:Kiernan Shipka

2022

14

Nov

Britney is Dead Watch Continues of the Day

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There used to be a time, many many years ago, that I would do death watches for specific celebs who looked like they were on the brink of death, because the celebrity life is filled with behind the scenes trauma that we will never understand and we should be sympathetic when we see them in their collapse that caused by selling their soul for money and fame….

So there was a Mischa Barton death watch, she looked rough, a Tara Reid death watch, also looked rough, a Lohan death watch, none ever died…but it didn’t mean it wasn’t fun as we all assumed they would…..

Well, now I’m doing a Britney is already dead watch, where her content is years old, that she’s no longer with us RIP MOTHERFUCKER….because the character they have in her content doesn’t really feel like her, maybe it is her, but it also seems like it was shot a LONG time ago….

I figure if you have someone in conservatorship, you don’t let them out of that, especially when they are super stars like Britney with a shit ton of money on the line.

Sure, it’s all just conspiracy, but if she is FREE someone needs to give her a tutorial on how to use her new phone, for new content, cuz this shit is getting old, or looking old….

Why aren’t the paparazzi following her?

Why doesn’t she do any media, when her social seems like she has a lot to say….no podcasts, no sex tapes, no nudity she wants out there so bad.

It’s ALL very suspicious….but I’ll still watch her content even though it feels like an episode of shitty TV keeping the dead motherfucker alive through social media….and if she is alive and running her shit badly…she’s not very good at it and should run with the narrative that she’s dead, or institutionalized to justify how shit it is.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2022

14

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Nurses give a lot of mixed signals, which I guess is the whole foundation of the internet, where there is a distinct line drawn in the sand that you can behave in one way online, but you still have to behave another way in person, since we haven’t made it to the full merging of the simulation where the online persona takes over the real human persona…

Because online, I see all these nurses getting naked, sometimes identifying themselves or their hospitals because they are fucking crazy….yet when you go to the hospital no nurses are walking around with their scrubs around their knees and a butt plug exposed.

It’s total false marketing…..

To make it worse, the nurses union here in Canada said something about how slutty nurse costumes should be banned because they sexualize a serious profession, or reduce nurses to the fetish they’ve alway been, or always were before the scrubs took over from the skimpy white skirts….

It’s like, haven’t they been on the internet to see their staff telling a different story, painting a different picture, bringing a little sex appeal to an otherwise gross, disease filled job, where their wanting to take care of people, hence getting into that profession in the first place, can go back to giving motherfuckers boners…

I guess for now, we have to hang on the internet for our dose of naughty nurses, which for most of us is ok, because leaving the house or getting off the internet is terrifying as a concept, even though it should be the other fucking way.

Here’s to nurses finally stripping down in the hospitals the way they clearly want to be doing….THIS is their protest, let’s listen to their protest, and accommodate their protest, if anything it will bring faith back into the medical industry, at least for the tits….because when nudity is involved, we’ll line up for any pill, or shot, hell, I’ll go to the hospital for a check-up daily, wait times or not…..because I am that easy to manipulate and SO ARE YOU!