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2013

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Last night’s cybersex fail was when a babe asked me to watch her masturbate and I wrote back saying :

I’m in Ed….

It was meant to say – I am in bed….where I sleep with my horrible, miserable wife….and can’t watch girls masturbate…but instead it went homosexual….

The good news is…girls love gay porn…and next thing you know she’s sending me videos of her making herself squirt….watching gay porn…

Turnin’ fails into wins since the 80s…

Here are the stepLINKS….

The Best Ashley Tisdale Ass Shot You’ll See Ever
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Sucking a Thick Bitch in a Bikini on Horse’s Back in the Ocean is Not Hot to Me
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25 Women Who Have Inspired Pop Songs…
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John Stamos is Helping the Black Keys with their New Album…
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Bikini Girl Falls Off the Slide
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A Compilation of Girls Falling
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Kimberly Garner Knows How to Dress…
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This Elevator Murder Experiment is Clever Marketing….and Awesome!
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The Ultimate Wake-Up Prank Compilation
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Some Kate Winslet Back in Harper’s Bazaar
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Kirsten Dunst’s Awesome Pokies at the Airport!
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Epic Water Baloon Fight
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Terrible Karate Supercut
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Debby Ryan in Leggings with some Nerd
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20 Hottest Pics of Eva Green
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Hey Creeps – Alexis Bledel is Gonna Be Back on TV – This Time Not Under 18
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This April O’Neil is Pretty Fucking Naked and Amazing
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Mila Kunis Pulls Off an Awesome Interview With a New Time Interviewer for BBC Radio 1….because Everyone Hates Being Asked the Same Bullshit Questions About the Movie they are Promoting….
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Jesus – These Rhian Sugden Pics are Next Level…
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Beiber Gets Booed – Finally The End is Near….
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The 32 Sexiest Pics of Bryce Dallas Howard
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More Selena Gomez On Set of Her Video Hotness
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Check Out These Tits in NUTS Book of Posters
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Charlize Theron Lookin Hot Enough in Leggings
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Anna Friel Sent Porn Pics To Her Dad
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Everyday Thigns You Didn’t Know Had Names
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The 90210 Wrap Party Seems Horrible
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Girl Masturbates on her Parents’ Front Porch….Interesting…
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Bikini Season is Only 3 Months Away – Here’s 27 Pics To Remind You
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I’m Pretty Into Selena Gomez in her One Piece..Showing Off Legs…Here’s More Pics of It
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You Probably Want to Fuck this Allison Williams’ Crooked Mouth
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How Newscasters Should Handle Mass Shootings….
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Rosie Jones Topless By the Pool – VIDEO
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39 of the Hottest Eva Mendes Pics
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Miley’s Mom in Some Tight Pants…>Doin’ the Miley
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Celebrities Who Have Posted Topless in Magazines
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Miss Teen Delaware Only Made 1500 Dollars for Her Porn
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Mylie Cyrus Blue Hair MakesMe Hope She’s Losing Her Mind…and that Her Fiance Cheating On Her Puts Her off the Deep End…
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Husky Puppy’s First Howl
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Sophia Bush in Some Stockings!
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Girl Pooping While On her Period – Why Does This Video Exist?
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Fuck The Boston Bruins. Fuck ‘Em Good
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Gisele is Some Amazing Babe in a Kitchen…..
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Iron Man 3 Trailer
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Awesome Basketball Trick Shot
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This Tan Lined Naked Model is Pretty Fun
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The Most Random Celebrity Hookups Ever
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I will Always Watch a Secretary Masturbate – Even If It is Staged
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Cool 3D Pop-Out Painting…I Think It’s a Bit of a Scam….
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100 Pics of Babes on the Runway
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Terrence Howard Talking About His Love Scene With Oprah’s Big Ol’ Titties Is Weird as Fuck…
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Pitbull on the Treadmill
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Max Hardcore and the Trainwrecks of Trainwrecks…
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Comically Huge Black Cock on a Young Girl
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Some Double Fisting
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Queen of INsertion
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Pakistani Nurse Sex Tape
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Young Person Sex Party
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Mar

Kate Hudson Photoshopped for Glamour of the Day

Kate Hudson is the devil woman…at least that’s what I assume at least one of the many dudes she has had sex with is thinking (Owen Wilson who tried to kill himself because of her)…..you know a typical entitled brat from Beverly Hills with Celebrity parents who were too busy being celebrities to give her a normal upbringing, forcing her flat chested, yet round ass into interesting places….like the bed of a 50 year old singer who knocked her up….when she was 20 or some shit…leading to more men, more babies, being a bloated coked up looking whore, to this…svelte and photoshopped for Glamour….

Clearly, I’m not a fan.

To read the interview – God knows why you’d want to FOLLOW THIS LINK

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2013

05

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ass Shot of the Day

I can see past an average at best Ashley Tisdale….and her botched nose job…asymmetric face…all around overrated looks….as long as I’m staring at her ass…I don’t know if there’s scientific logic behind this…but for some reason all her inadequacies…flaws in both personality and looks just disappear when her fit stairmaster booty is in my motherfuckin’ face…So I am into her own Springbreak media tour…one to compete with the Springbreakers media tour her girls “Selena and Hudgens” are taking part in…cuz this one involves her half naked…with her boyfriend…in tropical paradise….meaning a whole lot of fuckin has been going on…even if this is period week…cuz that’s just want vacation life does to a girl who feels inadequate when her friends are doin’ so much better shit than her…

I am into it…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE AMAZING PICS OF HER IN HER AMAZING BIKINI LOOKING AMAZING
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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

05

Mar

Miss Teen Delaware Only Made 1500 Bucks Doing Porn of the Day

In hilarious news….Melissa King, the Miss Teen Delaware girl who did a porno to finance her Miss Teen USA International Contest…and who is denying being in the porn…despite the porn company having her on camera reading her release for…and stating her name for the camera…a porn trick to have proof they aren’t shooting under age girls…but instead 18 year old idiots who have a dream and go the easiest route to get to that dream…even when that route takes away their dream….but opens new opportunities now that everyone knows her name….but not opportunities that involve doing porn for that original company….because they said she was a shitty fuck….maybe cuz she had a deer in headlights look of fear on her face the whole time she was getting fucked….but I’d still watch her fuck on camera again…I am supportive like that and believe the first time is always the worst…

Oh and the joke in all this…or what people think the joke is…is that she got paid 1500 dollars to do the scene…which is pretty much industry standard, even on the high end of industry standard…and everyone is writing about how shocking that is…when I thought she did it for 500 dollars…cuz that’s all I pay the girls from Craigslist to be in my porno movies…

There’s a total confusion when it comes to porn, everyday girls think girls get paid millions and the girls who do it for 1000 bucks a scene think they are famous….when all they are are girls fucking on camera like so many girls who fuck on camera…

This Melissa King just has an edge cuz she had the foresight to get involved in a pageant, to create scandal and really make her porn choices count….and I commend her for that….


I broke this story thanks to my friend/insider in Delaware…I beat all the mainstream media including the local Delaware papers to it….I got no credit for it…but it was my Lewinsky…..So if you want to see her porn scene
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Posted in:Melissa King|Miss Teen Delaware

2013

05

Mar

Micehlle Obama is Dancing to Pitbull of the Day

As far as I am concerned…this is the new Harlem Shake…it is the new Twerk….is is the latest dance craze that perverts everywhere should be masturbating to….it is the Michelle Obama getting down with some big booty Hispanic chick on TV….to endorse making fat kids move….but all I’m seeing is sex….gyrating sex…..and I am so into it….Shake-a-dat-ass First Lady….so ready for the sex tape to drop…hopefully co-starring a little Hugo Chavez (RIP MOTHERFUCKER) pre-cancer politically leader gangbang….cuz isn’t that the whole point of the First Lady??? To lure in enemy leaders?!

Posted in:Michelle Obama

2013

05

Mar

Selena Gomez Awesome on Set of the Day

Selena Gomez is shooting a music video and she’s in a leotard….

I mean she kinda looks ridiculous…with all that big hair…and what looks like a little youthful body….but for a Mexican or hispanic…or someone with the last name Gomez….she hasn’t really got all that much booty….and I love fucking booty…especially considering she’s got some belly…which I guess could be babyfat from having the hormones of a 12 year old…Thanks to Disney…doin’ the Peter Pan…cuz it is the only way to maintain Child Stars in projects they invest in….until they rebel, run off and reinvent themselves like Selena Gomez is…and I’m totally into having front row seats…..

That said, how excited are you for her new album? I’m sure the music will be life changing garbage.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

05

Mar

Rosie Jones and Friends Are Hot in NUTS of the Day

Here are Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and India Reynolds posing together topless in NUTS because group topless modeling is exponentially better than topless modeling solo…cuz it comes with lesbian fantasies or at least fantasies of girls getting together for sleepovers where they run around naked and compare vaginas….something I like to think happens everyday at the gym in the locker room, every night girls pre-drink before going out, all the fucking time…cuz girls who aren’t bull dykes but know the ripples of each other’s labias…are girls I want to believe exist……making them the Glamour Models of the Day….

Posted in:Holly Peers|India Reynolds|NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

05

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski in her Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is a babe who I am fully supportive of…not in the way I’d like to be supporting her…you know her tits with my mouth…but supportive none the less…because I believe she has what it takes to be the next big thing in modeling….all busty, young, big lipped, tall, lean, fit and amazing….which is more than we can say for a lot of the models out there making movies…and that’s why I do my part to endorse her every chance I get…cuz I believe she is the future….unfortunately not the future of my married life…cuz I could see myself waking up to her every morning and eating her ass for breakfast in bed every morning….but I’ll just pretend….while staring at her pic…trying to communicate telepathically with her….you know cuz she’s the kind of girl I look into her eye when masturbating to her pics…hoping to steal her soul….like she has stolen mine….Amazing.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

05

Mar

Rihanna’s Model Pose in a Tight Dress of the Day

Rihanna launched a clothing line…because that’s the life of a celebrity…you know serial “entrepreneurs” involved in any type of business they want….because all they have to do is attach their name to the shit…and collect royalty checks while actual business people run it…I mean her involvement is nothing more than spending the money it makes on her lavish lifestyle…and pretending to wear the clothes cuz it makes her money…This should offend any actual fashion designer trying to make it – Rihanna just did it better than you…with no training….sucks to be you.

Here’s a video about her launch via the UK….

The funniest thing is that she showed up an hour late because she doesn’t give a fuck about the line and has nothing to do with the line….or setting up the show….even when they ask her about it she’s dropping bullshit lines and catch phrases she was told to say….cuz she’d rather be home napping…but part of the deal is this make believe shit…

I am only into it cuz she’s not wearing a bra…..Here’s the collection via the Telegraph….

Next stop for Rihanna getting choked out by her baby daddy….on their wedding day…..

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

05

Mar

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini for US Weekly of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian is part of the cancer on society that is the Kardashians….a gang of rich kids from an uninteresting family who are made to look interesting even thought they do absolutely nothing for society that take up space and consume….

For some reason, I don’t understand, people flock to their bullshit..because I guess it is on TV and people are bored as shit….but I would have thought as society developed we’d be over this blip in pop culture that is celebrating garbage just because it has money and goes to exclusive events…

I mean how can seeing rich people live the rich life….pretending to be busy when really just lazy slops be interesting? Cuz of an interracial marriage or two? Cuz of out of wedlock babies? I mean they are garbage and people need to recognize that….even if they are bored, depressed and in the middle of no where….change the channel…there are better things to watch with more substance than this…even Honey Boo Boo is a step up…..

But here’s the “hot one” in her bikini for US Weekly….even though she’s not that hot….I feel like these magazines work for these assholes..


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Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian