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2013

12

Feb

Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentines Day from Kelly Brook…modeling lingerie like she’s still got it…cuz she’s still got it and by it I mean ridiculous tits…tits that have made her some money and that have got me in trouble when debating with myself, because I have nothing better to do, whether her miscarriage was actually just an abortion, to allow her to work in her lingerie modeling, now that she’s made it to the top of her game and has a few more good years of revenue generating….and a kid would just get in the way of that cuz her genetics aren’t that of a Victoria’s Secret model….but her genetics are still quite lovely. I’m a fan.

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2013

12

Feb

Adrianne Curry is in the Shower for Social Media of the Day

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Adrianne Curry is the enemy, but it is nice to see her resorting to taking pics in the shower, like some low level internet girlfriend, trying to get a little male attention and stay relevant, even if she never was relevant and her entire existence was hard bottom feeding….from marrying Brady Bunch stars in reality shows….to getting naked on twitter…she’s all kinds of garbage….but I’m compelled to watch her desperation heat up…because she deserves nothing but horrible things…

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2013

12

Feb

Sofia Vergara Not Naked for Glamour Mexico of the Day

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Sofia Vergara has big tits..and she’s not naked for Glamour Mexico…because like all South Americans, she thinks she’s too good to get naked for Mexico….you know all elitist and Hollywood now….probably with a deep rooted hatred for her spanish speaking southern country neighbor cuz in America.. where she’s paved her way….she’s probably been called a Mexican way too many times that whenever she hears Mexico she spits on the fucking ground in spite….or maybe I’m just getting a little too carried away on this….when I shouldn’t have even bothered noting these pics since they aren’t nude.

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2013

12

Feb

Beyonce for Vogue of the Day

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I don’t know why I do this to myself…but here I am posting Beyonce photoshopped to look like she doesn’t have a penis…you know in what Jay Z would want her to look like so that he wouldn’t have to drink as hard as he does to go back home to bed with her the 4 nights a year they spend together….in their fake relationship for publicity that made a baby…cuz I guess every once in a while you gotta cum in a bitch and it sticks…

Who cares. Here she is in Vogue trying to look hot…

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2013

12

Feb

Katherine Webb for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

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Katherine Webb, who was Miss Alabama 2012 and Top 10 Finalist in the 2012 Miss USA Pageant, who is less importantly for us…because we hate these situations…but pretty importantly for her….is the girlfriend of Alabama Quarterback A.J. McCarron, who generated some useless scandal during one of his games when the reporter talked about hot hot she was and how get Quarterbacks get all the cake and by cake I mean vagina…vagina that is now in Sports Illustrated…goin’ big…..

To See All the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Content – And THere is Lots of It
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2013

12

Feb

Miranda Kerr on the Beach in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is on the beach doing some photoshoot for some random shit I don’t care about….but do care that Miranda Kerr is in it… modeling in some see thru looking outfit with some white looking panties under it…and not only because white looking panties get see thru when wet…but because Miranda Kerr you see because when it comes to Miranda Kerr – I would be into her wearing a snow suit….

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2013

12

Feb

Georgie Darby is Amazing for Interviu Spain of the Day

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I don’t know what Interviu Spain is…..but it is pretty safe to assume it is a magazine….and these are pics from their February issue…and it is pretty amazing soft core porn…that they prefer to be marketed as Glamour Model….cuz porn has a negative connotation cuz no one wants to be considered a softcore pornstar…even if she’s showing off her fatty tits….all naked…and perverted like…

I also don’t know who Georgie Darby is, but I do know she’s into showing her tits for money, so I guess that is all I need to know…

Here are those life changing pics…that I am sure her dad is proud of….

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2013

12

Feb

Some Kate Upton for SI Swimsuit of the Day

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I just don’t understand Kate Upton’s body. She looks like a sausage….but why not beat a dead horse….or pig in this case…with my dick….and post all her awkward bodied pics with her big fucking sagger tits that are full and lovely despite being shaped like a 45 year old obese mom of 4….

That said, she’s a hero, a star, the top of her game, fat chick in training and looking like she’s so good at it, she may go fat chick pro…you know Olympic level….the next Anna Nicole Smith…in her time to shine…for the second time…

Here are some videos of the glorious experience she’ll look back on when in her wheel chair at 60 thanks to diabetes related amputation

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2013

12

Feb

Nina Agdal for SI Swimsuit of the Day

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Here’s Nina Agdal, the runner up in the SI Swimsuit cover shit….who was robbed.

Yesterday, we learned a very valuable lesson about Nina Agdal…and that is that she will never do porn…however, for Sports Illustrated, she will wear mesh, as long as the photoshop out her nipples, cuz nipples don’t sit well with Ted Turner, he’s more into Bison and making money…and the funny thing about her logic…is that she might as well be in porn…cuz motherfuckers are jerking off to her and her handicap lookin’ face….right now…

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2013

12

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Amazing Nipples for Terry Richardson of the DAy

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This video and photoshoot of Alessandra Ambrosio in Terry Richardson’s studio doing a fun little video of her breaking through a photographer’s backdrop…..while wearing a hot little wife beater…with her nipples shining through….is a reminder to that Alessandra Ambrosio is very real…..for that fat chick who told me that Victoria’s Secret models aren’t real, especially post pregnancy but that Adele and Kelly Clarkson are real, and not just real lazy and real eaters, really into food….

I don’t even hate that this girl has a kid…cuz she puts work into her body and shit…I’m into staring at it….

Amazing.

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