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2013

11

Feb

Nina Agdal Bikini Volleyball of the Day

While real models were at New York Fashion Week, and the Grammys, all the low levels were at a Volleyball tournament in Miami….

This video needs to go viral because this dude being the awkward weirdo interviewing a girl who up until today I thought I was going to be the SI Covergirl before Kate Upton powered through with her celebrity and fat tits…

It was taken at some Next Model agency volleyball tournament, and her body is amazing….

Hearing her talk about her toothless, hairless, lice filled years is pretty amazing….but her saying she’ll never do porn is a downer…but like granny always said…never say never…

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2013

11

Feb

Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit of the Day

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I like Miley Cyrus so much I think I should join her fan club and work up the ranks, becoming president…. I think it is my calling…I mean that or printing up pics of her, masturbating on them, and taking pics of my load, only to tweet at her…it’s a toss up…and while I work out these issues and challenges in front of me when it comes to how I’m gonna deal with Miley…..here is the side of her tit.

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2013

11

Feb

Lucy Collett Tits for Twitter of the Day

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Lucy Collett is a UK titty model which explains two very important things…the first is why she is built like this and the second is why she’s posting her topless pics to Twitter….you see cuz once you put your tits out there once and shit becomes available on google, why the fuck enjoy the freedom of your sacrifice by being topless as often as you can, partially cuz that’s all people want out of you, but mainly because she put it out there, she took off the top and there’s really no point in ever putting it back on…this is some Braveheart “FREEDOM” shit….a revolutionary who didn’t really require much effort….and I’m not just saying that cuz her stomach isn’t toned…I’m saying it cuz this is the easy way out and all girls need to follow her lead….cuz I wanna see all your titties…

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2013

11

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Since 90 percent of my life is spent on the internet…and hating fat chicks…it is only natural that I get in fights with fat chicks on the regular because fat chicks, as proven from all their eating, have big fucking mouths….and last night, when mocking Adele, hoping the stage was reinforced, someone stepped up and said that she just had a kid, give her a break, as if she wasn’t a tank prior to the kid….to which my rebuttal was all the Victoria’s Secret models who get back in shape a month after they have kids, cuz they don’t let themselves go, and they put fucking work in…..and porky writes back “Victoria’s Secret Models aren’t real”….no bitch, they are real, they just aren’t lazy fucking pigs who blame their awesome model bodies for giving lazy fucking pigs negative body images, cuz instead of training and eating well, they’re at the fucking donut shop….

Now I can’t attest to their vaginas being real awesome after the babies….but I can say the rest of them is and sometimes that’s a decent trade off….

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2013

11

Feb

Elisha Cuthbert For Maxim March of the Day

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Elisha Cuthbert may be relatively uninteresting….you know a girl who had 5 minutes of fame years ago, fell off, and became known as Paris Hilton’s friend….you know a Montreal Local Hero who I wanted to have a candlelight vigil for when she was fat, not working and all around sucking…but she landed a TV show, bounced into shape and the 30 plus Elisha Cuthbert is looking better than she has the last 10 years….and as much as I hate admitting it, these Maxim pics are her at her hottest….funny how people get a second chance…

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2013

11

Feb

Chelsea Schuchman’s Obscure Shoot for Fashion of the Day

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Chelsea Schuchman is actually a hot model…but unfortunately the Fashion industry is a bit of a joke…and in being a joke…the most ridiculous shit that seems edgy, obscure or interesting become “high concept” or “art” because this gang of losers seeking the next cool thing out of insecurity, instead of just not giving a fuck, buy into this clown bullshit that belongs in some kind of circus, or homeless shelter….and that is the overall theme of the fashion scene….a scene I find uninspiring, while idiots everywhere are convinced it is so inspiring cuz idiots every where just don’t know what the fuck is up…and want to believe in something that is just genius marketing making people billions of dollars…

That said, fashion supports nudity and I support nudity, so whatever the fuck this hipster club kid freakshow shit is, I embrace it, cuz it has some hipster bush and some hipster nipples, in a shoot that despite being some try hard shit, is still more interesting than most things our boring manufactured life have to offer….and I guess that’s the depressing thing in all this….as lame and contrived as this is…at least they are having fun….here are the pics…and you know what…they are fucking awesome….

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2013

11

Feb

Kate Upton is the SI 2013 Cover of the Day

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I was lied to….just the other day I was told that Nina Agdal was the new Kate Upton, and despite looking handicap, I thought thank god a girl with a good body is finally getting back into the bikini model leading role….but I shoulda known better…Kate Upton’s tits get hits and the past year has been a series of her getting job after job…becoming more and more famous…proving that dudes don’t care about hot fit bodies…they just care about sloppy fucking tits…she’s not hot, not deserving, there’s no real reason for her to be at this level, she must be related to someone important, somewhere, cuz seriously, she’s a total pig..but a pig people love staring at and a pig they throw on the cover cuz maybe, just maybe, it will see some copies, despite no one doing that whole magazine thing anymore….

This is a disappointment…but at least they took my advice and said “if we’re gonna put her on the cover, let’s get her in a snow suit, cuz a snow suit is the best bikini for her shitty body type….

I blame all you tit obsessed kids who weren’t breast fed…

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2013

11

Feb

Rihanna’s Not Wearing a Bra of the Day

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I am on Rihanna’s side when it comes to what she puts in her box….because I am an understanding dude….and realize that I don’t give a fuck about what Rihanna puts in her box….on any and all levels…seriously…I don’t think I would care if she put a loaded gun in her box and started playing Russian Roulette with her pussy cuz it is her only friend…..in efforts to die from the vag wound cuz she hates herself, what she’s become in some crazed rich person insanity….

You see cuz firstly, she’s a puppet on TV and not a real person….secondly, she’s a ghetto pile of trash who is built to have fist fights with her man….thirdly, I am not even convinced the Chris Brown thing was real, but that instead it was a platform to lauch her more “adult’ and serious post-umbrella pop tart shit….and it allowed her to be half naked a lot, smoke weed a lot, and everyone though “oh poor Rihanna” cuz everyone is an idiot who buys into this shit…..and no one realizes that in order to attain her level of fame…or have to be an evil soulless person…and I get it….we don’t want our kids believing that forgiving a man who beats a woman is right…and we don’t want our kids snuggling up next to guys who publicly admitted to choking a bitch out but never went to jail for it….and who I have a feeling have been making money off every one of her records….if someone would just investigate a little….so maybe we should turn off the TV, turn off the radio, put on some real music and not expose them to this evil Hollywood smut bullshit in the first fucking place….It is all lies…and even if dude beat the fuck out of her every night and still does…who fucking cares….and if she ends up murdered in one of his rage the lord has made her forgive, cuz she’s ignorant and into jesus like that….who fucking cares…she’s just livin’ her life….like her song said…oh my there’s so much truth to her work…she’s a real artist….fuck yourself.

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2013

11

Feb

Katy Perry Tits at the Grammy Awards of the Day

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Like all award shows that have happened the last 9 years, except for one American Music Awards, but they don’t count, cuz they are the trailer park version of an Awards show, the 2013 Grammy Awards shunned me….by not sending me an invite or asking me to present an award….or even honor me for all I have done for the music industry as one of the only motherfuckers around who has never pirated a song….I should be celebrated….

But instead, I sat on a couch, drank my face off, and tweeted just as hard and fast as I could….coming to a few conclusions…other than the obvious which is the Grammy Awards are a joke and celebrating Radio music is a joke….when they all make millions….but at least a lot of the new acts coming up have a little soul, roots, old bluegrass country, rock flavor…cuz it is time for real music to rise from the ashes again….

Those conclusions were that Katy Perry is probably pregnant, her tits looked so fertile….and it would only make sense….that Rihanna isn’t the first uneducated girl from a shanty town or housing project to cuddle up to a guy she had a fist fight with and in all honesty won…because getting beat by Chris Brown launched her career to new heights and I feel like he was in on it the entire time….and lastly that the chick from GIRLS doesn’t belong on TV no matter what pussy homo from a band she’s tricked into giving up his balls and dating her….oh and that Adele and Kelly Clarkson need to have a competitive eating competition…because it would just be funny.

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2013

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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stepGIRL BINAFOFINA rockin’ her custom DRUNKENSWEATSHOP stepSHIRT

The nice thing about never leaving the house…is that when you do have to for menial tasks like buying your wife a diaper cuz she’s drippy….or worse having to talk to the pharmacist about a rash she’s developed on her inner thighs and ass cheek because she’s too fucking lazy to get out of bed….seem like an adventure…a really horrible…long…drawn out but at least she’s not making me eat her out with it…I’m ready for her to die so I can move to Hollywood and become a famous blogger….adventure…

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