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2013

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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stepGIRL proving sometimes the best shirt is no shirt can be found on INSTAGRAM

So my friend invited me to a hot tub party at his mansion..because that’s the kind of friends I have you know being a dirtbag internet celebrity in 2006…who never made money off the internet but saw a lot of other people make money off the internet.

So I show up, cuz it’s winter, and we can all use a free soak without the fear of creepy gay guys or cummed up water, like I am used to, you know these rich people keep their things in good condition….and I figure since dude is rich…he’ll have a pile of models…or hookers…or models who are hookers…or hookers who think they are models…to give me some tits to stare at….

Turns out…he was all alone…had a bottle of red breathing…love songs playing…I think maybe he’s officially my valentine…cuz despite neither of being gay…and no gay shit went down..it was one of the gayest experiences of my life…

Here are some morning links…

Snowboarding Fail…Or Win? – VIDEO
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25 Mouth Watering Examples Of “Dat Ass”
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A Poor Child Gets To Call These Two A-Holes “Daddy” And “Mommy”
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Candace Swanepeol Bikini Hotness
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LOL Dog Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Some Lexi Belle Hotness (NSFW)
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Victoria Beckham is Leggy on the Cover of Elle
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Karlie Kloss Poses Like a Pro for Vogue Spain Shot by Alexi Lubomirski
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Big Titty Teen Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Nina Agdal Challenges Kate Upton for Sexiest Super Bowl Commercial
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I’d Like to Be All Over Claudia (NSFW)
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Stripper Fail Hahahahahaha – VIDEO
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2013

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today’s stepGIRL can be found on her TUMBLR

Some soon to be college graduate came to me and asked what she was going to be now that school was over….I told her she’d probably just continue being a cum dumpster….not cuz I am a vulgar asshole…but cuz she really loves cum from any penis willing to shower her with it….either way, she wasn’t too happy about that…but there is comfort in what is familiar….I bring reality to the ladies in my life…I should be a college level career counsellor….

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Miley Cyrus is Doing Yoga in a Bikini
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Guess Who Didn’t Go to Jail Today?
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This Surprised Kitty is The Best Video Ever
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Lara Stone Pregnant
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Megan Fox for Marie Claire UK
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Amazing Dog Tricks
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The 40 Great GIFs of Drake on Degrassi
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Megan Fox is Probably Gonna Quit Acting
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Elle Richie is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Amy Cobb is a Proper Beach Babe (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Hellllllloooooooo (NSFW)
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Woman Accused of Trying to Kill Husband with Poison Vagina (THIS IS SAFE FOR WORK)
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Two Drunk College Girls Get Naughty at a Frat Party (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Lucy V is Stripping (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Almost Nipslip (SITE NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohanès New Lawyer May As Well Be My Cousin Vinny
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Girls Failing – A Gallery
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Emily Ratajkowski Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Day
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Sexy Girl in a Fast Car
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Sarah Shahi Cleavage
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Sneak Peek Into SNoops New Movie
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Teresa Palmer See Through Babe
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Crazy Russian Prank
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How to Immobilize a Chicken
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Were Gonna Be Seeing a Lot More of Eva Green
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The Greatest Former Child Stars
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Brandi Glanville Reupholstered Her Vagina With Eddie Cibrian’s Money
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Tiffany is Orgasmic, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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New Orleans Reporter For the Win! – VIDEO
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Sarah Shahi is My Dream Woman
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Baby Bear Sneeze Attack
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Bar Refaeli is Big
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Monkey In a Snow Suit
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Leighton Meester for Cosmo
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Ski Jump Fail!
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Sluts in Cars – A Gallery (NSFW)
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The Comical Genius Of Zach Galifianakis (19 Pics)
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Teacher Of The Year: Math Teacher With No Clothes On Tweets Nasty Pictures While Smoking Joints And Calling Her Students “Jailbait” [Pictures-Video]
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This Sweet Teen is Teasing Herself (NSFW)
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Kate Moss Flowering Pussy & Tits (NSFW)
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Cops Get a Funny Surprise
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Claudia ROmani Has a Fun Ass and a Butter Face
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It’s Now Gracie Carvalho’s Turn To Work Her Bikini Body!
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Web Cam Slut is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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New Orleans Reporter for the Win
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Posh Spice for Elle
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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CLERKS XXX PORN PARODY
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Amazing Voyeur Dance Party
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Some Awesome Amateur Sex Cuz All Amateur Sex is Awesome!
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Sex on the Waterbed
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SOme Nude Beach Footage
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Playing With Her Tits
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Cum Slut
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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2013

Jan

Miley Cyrus Does Bikini Yoga of the Day

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Last week, Miley was in Costa Rica with some friends…and in being in Costa Rica she did some spiritual fitness to cleanse her evil, money grubbing, spoiled brat soul, by “totally trying not to get fat cuz fat is so ewwww”….you see cuz she knows no one wants any of that…and I think she looks fucking awesome…her body is long and lean….tight and fit….bendy and fertile….and unfortunately, I’m a fucking fan of staring at her looking like this….when I, more than anyone I know what to hate her at my core…and at her core…but all I can think about is how good she looks and how willing I’d be to eat her period…cuz it must hold magical powers I want dripping off my chin….She’s the best….at least these pics are the best….for the fucking win…

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2013

Jan

Magdalena Frackowiak for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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You know this Magdalena Frackowiak babe is really not all that bad looking….no wonder Victoria’s Secret abducted her and made her sign her soul over to the devil….not that these are Victoria Secret pics….those are in the works in St Barts….and sure we’ve seen her TOPLESS MODELING BEFORE ……and topless is better than bikini….but I’ll take what I can get…now that she’s all corporately owned….like a McDonald’s Happy Mean…only she keeps her burger in the wrapper….unfortunately…

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2013

Jan

Spring Breakers Have a New Trailer of the Day

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Here’s the Harmony Korine mainstream effort.. but more importantly the Selena Gomez / Vanessa Hudgens anti Disney Effort…you know full of dubstep and young party girls….in some weird sexed up college spring break party’s new trailer….and unfortunately…I want to see this shit…even though I’ve pretty much seen the whole movie already…it reminds me of what I’ll be doing this spring break….booty and bikini clad bitches…..

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2013

Jan

Pole Dancer Eats It is the Viral Video of the Day

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There is just something about watching a stripper eat it when doing some pole dance that always makes me laugh….maybe because it reminds me of my youth, where the only strip clubs I was allowed in involved at least on on stage overdose a month, or maybe it’s just funny to watch a girl eat it, especially when she’s not stripping the way you’re supposed to strip…you know by taking off her clothes…but instead is stripping in some performance art bullshit that ruins the whole basis and foundation of the pole dance…maybe that’s why it broke from under her….cuz even the pole was like “girl….stripping pole dances only….leave your art fag shit at the lesbian art center”…..

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2013

Jan

Rita Ora’s Big Tits Did a Concert of the Day

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Rita Ora is the new Rihanna…at least that is what Jay Z is hoping now that he owns her…and the timing is pretty good…you know since Rihanna sympathizes with men who beat the fuck out of her for publicity…or because she’s broken….so it is only natural to replace her unpredictable, gone nuts from all the fame shit, with some new tail, with big old tits…..and here she is touring her new album….but she’s gotta a lot of proving to do…cuz there was a minute when she was banging a Kardashian…and she didn’t take advantage of the situation and burn down the fucking house with everyone inside….making me kinda hate her…but at least she’s got some tits…cuz tits make everything ok.

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2013

Jan

Rihanna for Rolling Stone of the Day

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Rihanna’s million dollar PR team are feeding her with words to tell the media to justify her Chris Brown relationship/publcity stunt…they’ve been working 6 months or more on this reveal that they just contrived for Rolling Stone….

Here are some notable quotes if you care:

I decided it was more important for me to be happy,”

“I wasn’t going to let anybody’s opinion get in the way of that. Even if it’s a mistake, it’s my mistake. After being tormented for so many years, being angry and dark, I’d rather just live my truth and take the backlash. I can handle it.”

“When you add up the pieces from the outside, it’s not the cutest puzzle in the world,”

“You see us walking somewhere, driving somewhere, in the studio, in the club, and you think you know. But it’s different now. We don’t have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about shit. We value each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don’t want to lose that.”

“He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again,”

“That’s just not an option. I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that. And I wouldn’t have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility.”

“He made a mistake, and he’s paid his dues,”

“He’s paid so much. And I know that’s not a place he would ever want to go back to. And sometimes people need support and encouragement, instead of ridicule and criticism and bashing.”

Straight from the mouth of the gutter…..

She feels guilty for being beat up cuz she knows she provoked him enough to beat her up and rode it for her career…

Good message for the youth who follow her every move…broken women convincing us that what she had with Chris Brown before she was super famous and slutty….an assault that made her millions….was true love…cuz he really gets her…

Here are some pics for instagram of her ass…cuz that’s more interesting than her bullshit…

You see I don’t believe anything I read…but I believe ass in bikini..

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2013

Jan

Barbara Palvin for Terrry Richardson of the Day

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It’s official – Barbara Palvin annoys me and not because she’s had sex with Justin Bieber…Something I don’t believe because she has a vagina and isn’t a 40 year old back dude who thinks he is Michael Jackson named Usher….but because she’s acting all playful, making stupid faces like some kind of idiot, while not looking cute at all, and just looking annoying…the kind of girl you’d likely want to punch in the face at least in theory if you were forced to sit at a dinner with her…and her ADD hyper activity stupidity that wasn’t even cute when she was 5….it’s like girl, act like a lady….or like a slut…but whatever this in between is just fuckin’ weak

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2013

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Titty for Instagram of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel posted a bare tit to instagram…and that’s not very christian Victoria’s Secret….your model’s a titty model now….Scandalous…..

Interesting how this favoritism thing works..Candice Swanepoel…an angel sent from Victoria’s Secret….posts a pic of her tit on instagram and she gets 50,000 likes….I post a picture of a girl in a her bra and panties on my instagram ….and I get deleted….4 fucking times…

I am not complaining….I mean I like looking at tit as much as the next guy…especially Candice Swanepoel’s tit…since she’s my soul mate and I write love songs for her…and I think instagram should be all tits…but the fundamental root of this evil is rich, famous, popular getting a way with breaking the rules…and me getting flagged as a fucking porn site….

I am not complaining…I just find it funny that for years, I am talking 9 years that I’ve been doing this….advertisers would blow me off and call me a porn site…while sites they were advertising on posted the same fucking content….making me the worst mainstream site and the worst porn site…all into one…..

So those people are millionaires now….I am still a hurtbag…and it doesn’t all work out in the end….but at least I get to stare at titties in the process…in Arab countries bare tit is worth more than their black gold….Oil….

Here’s the ever lovely Candice Swanepoel breaking the rules in protest….for titties to be seen as art not smut….