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2013

30

Jan

Beyonce With No Make Up Scares the Fuck Out of Me

I drank too fucking much and had what I thought were horrible fucking nightmares all night….you know the kind you wake up from in a cold sweat thinking someone is trying to choke you the fuck out to steal your kidneys or rape you or make you renew your vows with your fat wife leading to an action filled chase where ultimately you get caught…..but it turns out it was just these Beyonce without makeup heading to the superbowl to practice her horrible half time show…..that shit’s worst than hell…..

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Here she is at the Superbowl Promo Shoot …. if you care….football fans who love the halftime show….because it was designed to shut your wife up during the game….

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2013

30

Jan

Nina Agdal for Carl’s Jr of the Day

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Carl’s Jr is back…this time with a fish sandwich….not the kind of fish sandwich I usually like my fame whore bikini models trying to get exposure eating….I’m more into the lesbian sex in a threesome kind of Fish Sandwich eating….

This ad, is hardly as intense as the previous ones they’ve done, sure this a behind the scenes, but I can tell it’s not gonna be awesome….and I am not just saying that cuz they used Nina Agdal….SI’s poster girl….who I assume is gonna be the cover this year….despite looking like she has downs syndrome….but maybe because she has downs syndrome in a make a wish foundation move….like she was Brooklyn Decker…back when Andy Roddick’s agents gave them no choice but to give her the cover…

She’s got a great body…and I guess when it comes to bikini models…that is what matters…

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2013

30

Jan

Arabella Drummond is Not Like Other Glamour Models of the Day

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I’d like you to look closely at this Arabella Drummond Glamour Model…and tell me…..what she’s missing….at least to be considered an actual Glamour Model…I’ll give you a hint….it’s her tits…she’s got no fucking tits…and she’s chubby….and possibly a dude….but willing to get naked cuz she’s so proud of her semi-feminine body…..she’s like Chaz Bono at the YMCA bathroom now that she can change with dudes….all dick clit in hand…proud of what she’s got….cuz she’s not a broken lesbian anymore…she’s a dude….only the other way around….and you probably like this Arabella girl’s size…don’t worry – it’s not gay if she’s got long hair and make-up on…or as long as her panties stay on…..

Here are the interesting pics…

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2013

30

Jan

Ashley Tisdale for Icon Magazine of the Day

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Today, I woke up to a comment on my facebook saying “you’ll have to stop the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch cuz she looks fuckable in a pic she just posted”…

The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch is a feature I’ve been doing for at least 3 years now….because let’s face it she’s not all that hot…but the real motivation was because she won some teen choice award shit as the hottest girl of the year and I got mad…because such corruption in the polls, even for something so insignificant…showing anyone with a brain that awards could be purchased….not to mention I didn’t want young girls thinking getting a nose job makes a gremlin a fucking 10….breast implants do that…

That inspired me start this fight that is not worth fighting….but I do it anyway…

But today….today it may all be over…thanks to photoshop..and I guess the real cause for concern in all this is not that Ashley Tisdale is Ugly but can smoke and mirror herself…it’s that my facebook friends are following Ashley Tisdale….creeps….

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2013

30

Jan

Selena Gomez From the Back of the Day

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You may see some young starlet….horny and ready to get revenge on her homosexual ex boyfriend popstar she was leveraging for her own fame…..from behind all ready to be mounted or hump danced on the dance floor….you know with her hands up whiling out like she was at the club and listening to the latest dumbstep song…..jacked on molly ready to get fucking boner in her back…..but I see tragedy…not tragedy of a wasted youth, or hot girl gone wrong…but tragedy that she’s in the recording studio….cuz it means she’s making music…and her music…up on some Taylor Swift I just got dumped it makes me creative kick….and I might as well put this out there while people care I exist…before I really end up dumpy when the Disney hormone therapy wears off….you know doin’ it for her fans….but I know the shit that is being shat out while this was taken is the bloody kind you want to go to the doctor to fix so it never happens again kind….

Here’s her back anyway…

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2013

30

Jan

Emma Watson in her Panties for The Perks of Being a Wallflower of the Day

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This movie is from 2012….which feels like decades ago…because every day of my life is a long drawn out hell that never seems to end…but that eventually spills into another day….but as far as you, the weird, creepy, obsessed Emma Watson fan is concerned….this is her recent work…while you far prefer jerking off to her early work,….you know like the first Harry Potter…the one that made you obsessed with her for no real reason other than that you have social issues and maybe your mom breast fed you too much while being home schooled….you know Emma Watson is just one of those celebs with just the weirdest, most loyal, creepy basement dwelling pervert fans in the game…and luckily they all read this sire….so her in her panties…is beyond porn to you people…it’s like fucking heaven or some shit….

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2013

30

Jan

Elisha Cuthbert Cleavage for Happy Endings Promo of the DAy

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Montreal Hometown Hero…who is probably not really even considered from Montreal anymore….you know now that she’s been living in LA for the last 2 decades….is in some promo shots for her TV show I have never seen and didn’t know she even had…I just assumed she died….cuz I haven’t heard or seen shit about her in the last 4 years…and the last time I did hear about her she was some gutter, fat, coked up looking pig who didn’t really shower and who I assumed had given up….being Paris Hilton’s best friend does that to a person….and now she just pretends she’s one in promo shots for her show….that remind me of every girl I’ve ever picked up after a night out…only a bit better dressed…a little less scabby…..a lot less covered in puke….and a lot more alert….the hollywood version of a good old drag her in the alley for your first date good time….

All this to say….Cuthbert….a girl I was trying to stage a candle light vigil for her career at her parent’s house in flash mob awesome viral video form….is back on some Girl Next Door hotness….and here are the pics….

Remember boys and girls…spending half your 20s being a cokewhore doesn’t always ruin you….and this is the proof….

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2013

30

Jan

Dita Von Teese in Pasties for January’s Flaunt of the Day

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Dita Von Teese has consistently shat on burlesque and pin-up…she even made herself famous and a poster girl for the shit in the 90s…when this shit was done in every city by fat local rockabilly chicks who might as well have been lesbians…and who you encouraged to not striptease but to instead put on some fucking Elvis the fat years in Vegas jumper…cuz the 50s are alright…as long as you’re not 50 pounds overweight…kinda thing…

Seriously, it’s like every ugly chick with nautical stars and a sacred heart tattoo and a beer belly…with wild hair was down to get in a corset and get on stage…and I don’t know if that’s still going on…I’ve tried to ignore it…

But Dita…she was the Phoenix who rose from the ashes….she had a website before websites existed….got the attention of Playboy and the rest is fucking history…she went for early internet Burlesque girl…cuz they rest were too busy eating and working call centers….and now she’s deemed some “artist”….and the whole thing is just one big good timing lie….but she still brings it…she plays it up…and even in Flaunt…pushing 40…she’s at it…with her nipple pasties and vintage lingerie….it never ends with this discount bargain basement betty page….and I think you like it…

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2013

30

Jan

Emmy Rossum’s Backside at Conan of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking…why would we care about a chick we only know exists from doing nude scenes on cable….posting pics of her back side in a dress like some kind of pinup model with good waist to hip ratio….when we can just watch her nude scenes….because we don’t….at least I don’t because she’s some bottom feeding garbage….and I’m posting it anyway….

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2013

30

Jan

Lucy Collett Secretary Strip for Nuts of the Day

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OMG. It’s a Glamour Model and she’s showing her tits…and it’s so shocking and scandalous and amazing…it is like going to a strip club and seeing the stripper take her bra off…of like having sex with your wife when she’s ovulating and trying to get pregnant….it’s pretty a chore…thrown down our throats….expected and uneventful…but luckily it involves big old tits….because that makes the repetitiveness so fucking bearable…

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