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2013

06

Feb

Jessica Alba is the Worst for Women’s Health of the Day

I don’t know what compelled me to watch an interview with Jessica Alba for Women’s Health’s latest edition….but I did it….I think it had something to do with her being in some kind of crop top showing off where a couple babies ruined her career and motivated her to start some company of her own that I am pretty sure she plugs along the way but can’t be too sure cuz I muted the bitch…something I assume her husband probably wishes he had the power to do….you know ever since she trapped him into marriage by getting pregnant…it was like dude was banging her at her peak and now he’s stuck with her through her demise…but at least she’s not fat….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2013

06

Feb

Halle Berry Optical Illusion Booty Shot of the Day

Every once in while Halle Berry positions herself in a way that the wind hits her dress and it makes her really connect with her black roots….you know it gives her a shelf ass her tribal ancestors used to carry water to the village on…something she’ll never actually experience…because she’s whiter than fucking Madonna….raised white, crossed the street when the black dudes were walking towards her late at night, you know typical suburban girl who’s mommy got wild one night in the 60s….

I’m only posting this pic cuz it made me laugh…and laughing is supposed to make us better people….

Posted in:Halle Berry

2013

06

Feb

Dree Hemingway Strips for some Campaign of the Day

Dree Hemingway is Ernest Hemingway’s great granddaughter, a relationship she probably never shuts the fuck up about, you know pretending that she wants to break free from his evil literary genius that provided her the good life spell….but deep down inside…and really anytime a restaurant fucks up her reservations….she goes into the “do you know who I am…”….rant..I can assume it was the same rant that made her a model…a model who gets naked but doesn’t show nipple for obscure ad campaigns….no fun.

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2013

06

Feb

Alex Morgan As Katy Perry of the Day

I don’t know what is more ridiculous….Alex Morgan….US Olympic Soccer Gold medalist doing a shoot for ESPN magazine dressed like she is Katy Perry…in what I guess is their Halloween in March issue….or that they did a behind the scenes interviewing her about the process…like anyone who reads ESPN magazine gives a fuck about how hard it was for her to pose like that….or how much she loves Katy Perry…cuz I can only assume that anyone reading ESPN magazine hates Katy Perry as much as I do….cuz we’re men god dammit…not fucking 13 year old girls….

So this video makes no sense….and that’s why I am posting it….

Posted in:Alex Morgan

2013

06

Feb

Michelle Rodriguez Promo Still for Fast and the Furious 6 of the Day

The Fast and the Furious 6 exists….and these are the promo pics…as far as I’m concerned that’s a joke in and of itself…..

I don’t know what is more alarming…the fact that the producers are putting millions of dollars into such shit movies…or the fact that people are watching these movies making it worth their while to bother with the shit…

Maybe I just don’t get the subculture of modifying cars and watching 50 year old bald dudes drive them….while lesbians change their oil….

Either way, it’s funny.

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez

2013

06

Feb

Lacey Banghard in Some NUTS Outtakes of the Day

Lacey Banghard has a seriously hard face…rugged like a stripper who managed to escape the sex trade and life as a coked up prostitute by becoming a low level, but big breasted titty model…featured in all the UK magazines, possibly because she works at a discount, or maybe, just maybe cuz her tits are retarded…I mean there’s only so much conversation this gratuitous shit can stir up, it’s tits, I like tits, that’s all there is to it….if we’re looking for a moral in the story like this was a 90s sitcom…it’s girls…if you got tits…use them…they will make you famous…even if you’re not hot….all you need is tits…

Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2013

06

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

stepGIRL DIMALAUREN Loves It So Much…I See It On Her Face….

Getting girls to send you nudes takes work…but then one day…for no good reason…the shit just starts flooding in…I guess it’s like how roommate girls get their periods together…they are just so competitive that they can’t let another girl get the upper hand….and it’s nice to be on the receiving end…

Here are some morning links…while I recover from last night’s bender with a cocktail…

Bill Cosby Used to Think He Was Jesus – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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One of the Many Amazing Things About Science
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How Brandi Glanville Found Out LeAnn Rimes Was Banging Eddie Cibrian
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This is an EPIC Ping Pong
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Old Man Punches Reporter in the Face
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Here’s Some Pink, Just Because
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Nina Agdal Dazzles in Aerie Lingerie
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Free Cam Shows, You’ll Love It (NSFW)
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Giant Dildo Turns Her Intp a Squirter (NSFW)
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Mother-Killing Mental Patient Able to Buy 15 Guns
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Krystal is One Hot Blonde (NSFW)
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Fuck This Winter Weather Lets Go Island Hopping
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Follow my stepGIRL @DIMALAUREN

It kinda turns me on when babes like @DIMALAUREN write stepGIRL on their belly while half naked in front of the mirror….it is just too bad I am impotent and can’t masturbate to it….this all shoulda happened when I was in my 20s and not damaged from diabetes, alcoholism and a fat wife.

Here are some stepLINKS……

Katherine Webb Says No To Playboy, Is A Terrorist
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That Crazy Slut Tanning Mom Was Out of Control at Some Part in NYC and Here Are the Photos
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Tallulah Willis Has a Weird See Through Shirt On
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Homeless Hitchhiking Hero Insanity….
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Bimbo in a Convertible….
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Some Spring Breakers Bullshit You’ll Wanna Fuck
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The 30 Funniest GIFs of Aubrey Plaza
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Shandi Finnessey’s Super Sexy Bikini Pictures
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Kelly Brooke Should Have Helped Us Start the Morning
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18 Awesome Star Wars Fans
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Amelie is a Brunette Hottie and I Like It (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Every Day Better (NSFW)
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Cannibal Cop Offered to Serve Up His Own Wife for Slaughter
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College Girl is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Melissa McCarthy Robs Jason Bateman: ‘Identity Thief’ Official Videos
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Hitomi Tanaka Boob Play Outdoors (NSFW)
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Miley in Shorts
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Hot Bikini Beach Girl
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22 Sexy Lingerie Models Missing Theri Vaginas
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Russian Road Rage
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Kristen Wigg in the Anchorman Sequel
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Annnnnnd It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday Yet Again
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Dina Lohan is The Biggest Piece of Trash Mother of the Day – VIDEO
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She’s Fucking a Monster Dildo
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Chloe Sims White Panty Upskirt
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Some Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Miranda Kerr Lingerie Hotness
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The Best Car Movies EVER
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Jada, Jynx, Miss Rica Are You Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Some Jennifer Lawrence, Just Because
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Sky Diving for SLUTS (NSFW)
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Kimberly Walsh in Panties on Stage
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January 2013 Fails
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Christian Prayer Hotline Prank
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The Beyonce Superbowl Mega Thread
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Little Kid and His Trick Shot
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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January 2013 Fails – A Compilation – VIDEO
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How About Some Sophie Turner?
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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How To: DISARM! – VIDEO
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Let’s Go Nude Sunbathing With Alice (NSFW)
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Pictures Of Hot And Fit Girls Will Motivate U To Get Your Butts To The Gym! (31 Pics)
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Get Some Lives: The Celebrities With The Craziest, Desperate And Insane Fans
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Allison and Aline Get It On (NSFW)
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The First Pornstar In Outer Space?
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Madalina Ghenea is an Italian Hottie
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Dirty Web Cam Slut of the Day (NSFW)
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VIDA GUERRA TALKS FITNESS MODELING AND PILATES
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Charlotte Free for Glamour France
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This Bikini and Milk Girl is Hilarious
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Fall Out Boy Has a New Song for Girls TO Cut Themselves To – This is It
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Seriously Focused PUGS….and You Know How Much I love Pugs
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Sandy Hook Dad Owns Congress
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Pornstar Little Lupe is Now a Popstar
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Fit Girl Jerks Dude Off then Fucks
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Cute Tit Blowjob
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Some Business Casual Couple Fuck
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Emo Hair Blowjob
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Hairy Blindfolded Girl Fucks
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Feb

Fat Kat Dennings Showing Cleavage for Superbowl of the Day

CBS took advantage of having the Superbowl rights by doing some internal advertising for one of their shows that I don’t think should be a show…because unless shit is Roseanne or Oprah, fat girls don’t belong on TV….and they took to the pole…a life both these girls were better suited for than the sitcom game….and as much as I protest and disagree with putting fat strippers on TV when they are meant to be in strip clubs….part of me has to endorse it….it means we are heading in the right direction….and the good news for her nerd fans is that she was dressed like some kind of superhero…and the good news for the rest of us is that with fat comes tits….and stripper poles…ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as me posting a commercial for a company for free….makes me so mad.

Posted in:Kat Dennings

2013

05

Feb

Helen Flannagan in Lingerie for Some Magazine of the Day


Helen Flannagan is some UK soapstar who quit her soap opera to re-invent herself and she’s doing it by posing in lingerie….so that people who never watched that shitty soap opera know….she’s here, she’s serious, she’s willing to get naked for the right gig, and she’s got big tits that should lead to more fame…She’s young and making the right moves that I endorse….cuz any girl who takes her mid-level fame and starts stripper for higher level fame is my kind of girl…

Posted in:Helen Flannagan