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2013

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Fuck….Here are some stepLINKS….I’m gonna go hard drinking…cuz it is the right thing to do….maybe I’ll make friends…you know meet some standup quality women….or maybe I’ll just forget where I live and end up on a wild adventure….either way…you’ll be missing out on this journey of self destruction but at least you’ll have these links to keep you entertained…

Beyonce’s Publicist Tried to Edit the Internet, It Didn’t Work
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LOL Cats Video of the Day
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Jessica Alba in Women’s Health
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Easter Egg Bikini
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Danielle Sharp Topless for NUTS
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Day Dreaming Do Compilation
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Guess Who Most Probably Faked All Their Community Service?
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The Time John Stamos Thought Jennifer Lawrence Was On Mushrooms
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Lucy Pinder Tweeted Some Hotness
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Kris Jenner Had A Psychological Evaluation, You Won’t Be Surprised at the Findings
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Anastasia Harris Gives Us a Slice of Heaven (NSFW)
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Second Graders Troll NFL Players
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Italia is One Hot Blonde (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows To Help Us Get Over That Mid Week Hump (NSFW)
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WATCH: Westboro Babtist Church Now Has a Dating Site for Racist Singles
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Big Tittied Amateur Has Some Alone Time (NSFW)
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Guess Who Just Joined the Anchorman Sequal
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Jodie Gasson in a Cute Bodysuit (NSFW)
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How About Some BDSM Squirters? (NSFW)
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Maria Menounos’s Chilly Nips Try to Poke Through (NSFW)
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HangGlider Crashes into a House…
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Skaters VS Runners
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Elizabeth Banks Upskirt on Set
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Hit By a Bus Supercut
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Some Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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If This Rihanna Sex Life Story is True It’s Pretty Much the Funniest Thing Ever
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Rihanna was Out and About
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The Funniest Seinfeldisms EVER!
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Talia’s Tits Are Huge and Insane (NSFW)
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Birthday Cake (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Eater Egg Bikini Hotness – VIDEO
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Here’s Alec Baldwin’s Young Wife in a Bikini
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Cutest Pair of Titties You Will See All Day (NSFW)
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Awesome High School Basketball Shot
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Julianna Hough Mega Post
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Ultimate Fighter KO
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Estella Warren LIVES
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And THAT’S How You Make a U-Turn (SITE NSFW)
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It’s Time to Play.. Boobs or Ass?
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And The Creepster Of The Year Award Goes To….
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Is This You?: A Day In The Life Of An Internet Troll [Video]
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Star Wars Gets a Spinoff
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I Love Me Some Kate Moss
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Teaspoon Guitar Player
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Mandy is Stripping Down For Her Friend (NSFW)
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Sex Gurus Supervised While Celeb Daughter Lost Virginity?
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some Miranda Kerr Sexiness
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She’s Pumping Up Her Pussy (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Sophia Bush
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I want to fuck Miley
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That Ass That Ass That Ass is So Exciting
http://www.doubleviking.com/hotties/main.php?g2_itemId=56130

Incredible Dance Moves….
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Hailee Steinfeld in Fashion Magazine MArch
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Kelly Brook Bikini Top
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Disabled Goldfish!
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This Guy Has Ridiculous Tits
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Babes in the SHower
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BBW Loves to Fuck – Unfortunately
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Classic 80s Porn
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Horny Korean Girl
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Hairy Blindfolded Girl Fucks
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

Feb

Lucy Pinder Nipples for Twitter of the Day

Lucy Pinder only matters because of her tits…so it only makes sense that she would be posting them to twitter….for the gang of perverts who love her tits enough to buy calendars of her tits to grace the walls of their garages because they don’t worry that she’s 8 years old…and it’s not 2004 anymore..cuz their depressing lives just pass them by and the one thing they can count on is a set of tits they’re used to….like old timer Lucy Pinder…

That said she looks amazing

Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW

2013

06

Feb

Michelle Keegan for FHM of the Day

I like Michelle Keegan ….even though I only heard of her recently…since I am not from the UK and even if I was…I wouldn’t watch Coronation Street because Coronation street is a horrible, anxiety creating show for the working class, that will make anyone, even in the working class want to kill themselves as to not be part of that world….a gig that usually lasts an toothless Brit’s career….but not in Michelle’s case…she’s dropped out of the trap that is the worst show ever…to become big tits in LAD MAGS….budding for her own show…while showing tits in the process…

Posted in:Michelle Keegan

2013

06

Feb

Ashlee Simpson’s Upskirt of the Day

The old timer blogger in me…who build my empire on girls flashing their panties, having sex tapes, and nipple slips….kinda appreciates Ashlee Simpson’s old timer efffort to get noticed for the first time since her singing career exploded….due to acid reflux…..but the scientist in me wishes there were no panties…just so I could see how much damage her single mother’s vagina took in the natural disaster that was becoming a single mother….you see cuz panties just aren’t hardcore enough for me…but scars on labia always will be pushing the limit and letting the world know you’re here and ready to get down.


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Posted in:Ashlee Simpson

2013

06

Feb

Leryn Franco for FHM India of the Day

Leryn Franco is an Olympian and a model for some central or South American country…and I don’t know how well she ranks…but assume it is just one of those “No one else is doing it and it will put me on the international forum”….kind of opportunist who really just wants to be showing her awesome ass cuz she knows it is awesome..but getting to the top in Paraguay requires joining a tribe, praying to some Mayan god in some Mayan ritual…to some ancient aliens….cuz as wonderful as the jungles of Paraguay may be….it’s not really on the map for tourism, so being a Rihanna isn’t an option….but when you’re the hot ass amongst dude lookin’ women…all of a sudden you matter enough for FHM INDIA to do a spread on you…

Posted in:Leryn Franco

2013

06

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the DAy

The only controversy this site causes these days is not harassing CEOs or politicians to make changes for their evil….you know calling them out for their lie and creating a movement….it is not even pulling pranks on celebrities directly like it once was….it’s not even pulling pranks on regular internet people….or starting trends…or hastags….or top 10 lists like I was Buzzfeed…it is a wasteland of tit that is or once was….and the only thing that gets any action on here is Ashley Tisdale…and I don’t know why

Part of you think she’s a babe….because I guess you like anything with a vagina…and the other half of you realize she has botched plastic surgery….isn’t pretty…but her body makes her worth looking at…except when assholes like me crop out her body to focus on her fucking face to get the point across that she’s not a babe….and that is why her career barely matters….but at least she tries…


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

06

Feb

Candice and Behati for Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day


Here’s Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret…because….why the fuck not right…Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me for their Valentine’s Day campaign…but they pump content at me…babes…half naked that I can’t ignore….because they look so awesome half naked…that I’ll do what I can to help make them another Billion dollars as long as they keep the hot pussy flowing into this cup….and by cup I mean aroused perverted mind….

So do what Victoria’s Secret want…listen to their brainwash…their eveil corporation brainwash and buy panties even if you don’t have a girlfriend…or wife…cuz that’s what your job is to do….

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel

2013

06

Feb

Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is funny and not just cuz she’s making faces…but because she almost got kicked off the Victoria’s Secret team for being a tank of a woman….that she blamed on her thyroid and not on her laziness….only to realize “shit, I make a lot of money being skinny”….to which she got her shit together…got skinny….and now she can attend events and celebrate….as her tits squeeze out of her dress like it was a sausage casing and they were bad implants…because that’s what fucking matters people….going from fat to skinny to get pay increases and incentives….like not getting fired and sent back to whatever third world you’re from…THanks evil panty corporation for being so generous…


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Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2013

06

Feb

Kate Bosworth Seduces in Vs. Magazine of the Day


I like Kate Bosworth….she’s skinny and I never really understood why her career never really took off…unless you consider that movie Blue Crush…which was pretty much her peak…taking off….but I guess at 30 she hasn’t given up yet…and she’s jumped back into the model world…despite being old….becaus she’s tall, skinny and has a great face…that she’s using in this magazine spread…all elegant and romantic…making me fall in love with her all over again…but maybe that’s just gas.

Posted in:Kate Bosworth

2013

06

Feb

Miranda Kerr’s a Babe in Purple Magazine of the Day


Miranda Kerr is on the Cover of Purple Magazine’s latest issue and she’s showing off her long and amazing model legs…in what is totally seducing me into wanting to see the rest of the pics…but that can’t because this cover is just the teaser and I’ll probably have to wait a couple of hours before the rest of the pics drop…you know with this being the internet and that being the strategy to get any hype you can to a lingerie model sleazing up your edgy fashion mag that always has models naked…..if this cover is a sign of what’s to come…it’s safe to say it may be a photoshoot that brings me to come….which would be rare cuz my penis is dead and I am totally desensitized but I am willing to try….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr