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2013

26

Feb

Billie Faiers is the Glamour Model of the DAy

Billie Faiers is the sister of Same Faiers…which means absolutely nothing to me…as I can’t keep on top of all these characters around the world…who are obviously known for their tits….because there are just so many of them….but with a whole lot of research, I have discovered that they star on a show called TOWIE….and now NUTS or Zoo or whatever “Lad Mag” this is…showcasing what really matters when it comes to this trash….that we are all wasting out minds knowing exist….so do what I do…and look at the pics…then erase…it is the only way.

She’s dumpy – but her tits are huge -so we’ll just call her Kate Upton of UK Reality TV….

Posted in:Billie Faiers

2013

26

Feb

Carly Baker is the UFC’s Newest Ring Girl in Video of the Day

Carly Baker is the new UFC ring girl for Europe, because I guess they are branching out and having more than one event at a time, as part of their multi billion dollar empire, that people are obsessed with, cuz watching dudes beat the fuck out of each other is exciting, you know part of human nature, straight from the Roman Times…and I always just found it really gay, even with the babes they throw into the mix, cuz man on man action is just that….man on man action….gay foreplay…

But this weekend I watched the Rhonda Rossi fight and she was fucking hot as she destroyed the lesbian by stunning her with her tits in her face….in what the lesbian treated as clothed lesbian sex…before ripping her fucking arm off….

It was modern, more hardcore, less titty but still enough titty, mud wrestling and I liked it….

So as of today, I am converted and into UFC as long as it features chicks…and they don’t have to be hot chicks…just the vagina in the tapout shorts…makes a huge difference in the grand scheme of things…

Posted in:Carly Baker

2013

26

Feb

Melissa King – Miss Teen Delaware 2013 Did Porn of the Day

Her name is Melissa King….She is Miss Teen Delaware 2013….I didn’t bother reading her bio ….but I did watch this video of her talking about being in foster care and how hard it is to make money for gymnastics…..

Which I guess is why she did this porn…..you know broken home, need for money, craving fame, hoping a scandal that propels her to the mainstream like she was Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian….because girls these days don’t view porn the same as they once did…..they figure it’s an easy way to get noticed and make moves and one day star on a reality show….

Porn may not have the same stigma and more and more young hot girls may all wanna be porn famous…cuz they wanna compete with the girls the guys they like jerk off to….but I still love watching them perform…so I say thank god for that….and thank god for Miss Teen Delaware not doing their background checks…cuz she was doing porn in June, 3 months after turning 18, and 5 months before being crowned….hilarious…..making me think she’s more a porn chick using beauty pageants to get publicity….and not the other way around…..


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Posted in:Melissa King

2013

26

Feb

Isidora Goreshter from Shameless of the Day

I watched Shameless the other night….it is sucking me in despite hating the idea of actually being into a TV show…especially one that Emmy Rossum is on…but the storyline is just so out there…it reminds me of a Harmony Korine movie…where they just throw anything twisted together into one script…and see what sticks….because let’s face it…I love all things gutter and disgusting and perverted…even if it’s fictional and mocking my gutter and disgusting and perverted people….

This scene happened after a dad walked in on his son getting fucked up the ass before having a string of tennis ball sized anal beads shoved in him….sounds awesome right…well daddy is a homophobe and beat the fuck out of the kids….made a call and 3 minutes later this “Russian” hooker showed up to fuck the gay out of his son….while they all watched….she’s a babe….it works for me….

Here’s the clip…..

Posted in:HBOobs|Isidora Goreshter|NSFW

2013

26

Feb

Ashley Smith and Anais Pouliot and Others for French Revue de Mode of the Day

I know there is no nipple on the covers of French Revue de Mode…and you’d think the whole being French part of it would have ensured that there was nudity…I thought the french were the whole reason for this titties in fashion movement that has taken over the world since the 70s….but all they are giving us is Ashley Smith’s amazing cleavage….along with some other girls I have seen naked, but would prefer to see squirting in my mouth after giving them the Jesus Martinez face fuck…I’m a sexual god like that…I’d get testimonials but these crackwhores I get with are both a bad look and embarrassing to brag about….but more importantly…illiterate.

Here are the pics….of some model greatness…

Posted in:Ashley Smith

2013

26

Feb

Matt & Kim – It’s Alright is the Music Video of the Day

I don’t know Matt & Kim….because I don’t really stay on top of music…but luckily they produced this awesome music video of a choreographed dance in their underwear in the bed….shot from the top….all artistic, high concept and fun….and more importantly….”Kim”….has an awesome ass while doing it….the song’s alright too….it’s alright….see what I did there? Yeah…I know…I’m a comedic genius cuz I don’t make anyone laugh…that’s how next level I am….which is not as next level as this…..

Now everyone….get in your bed and dance….

Posted in:stepMUSIC

2013

26

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Every time I leave the house, I see at least one woman who is pushing kids, who makes me wonder…how the fuck someone knocked them up….either they are being abrasive cunts in public….or they are just wretched….but for some reason some poor asshole got caught up in that….what a fucking fail….we’re all doomed….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Charlie Sheen is Giving Lohan a Job….
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I can’t Get Over Heidi Klum’s Tits
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50 Hottest Celebs Who Have Been in Playboy
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Her Name is Rosalee and She’s Ready for Spring Break
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Mel B’s Titties Are Gonna Be on TV
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Jim Carrey’s Hobbit Feet Are Hysterical
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Her Name is Kimmy and She’s in the Spank Bank
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Pugs Puppies are my Favorite Thing…..Ever…..Pugs and Porn is All I Need….
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Nothing Like Starting the Day With Some Free Cam Girls….(NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

stepSHIRT modeled by stepGIRL Binafofina

My wife is having a day after the Oscars….post Oscar party…where we eat as much as we fucking can and sing Adele songs…in her broken english…but that’s just because that’s what my wife does every day and it has nothing to do with the Oscars…in fact it’s one of the reasons I fucking hate about her…that is why I cybersex with babes from the internet and hang out on park benches….

Here are the stepLINKS people….

Ravaged and Dying Kristen Stewart is Hot and Hilarious
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A Lot of Jennifer Lawrence Breasts this Past Weekend
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Kelly Cunningham and her Bush
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Road Blocking Protestor Gets Destroyed
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Cute Animal Compilation
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25 Weirdest Oscar Speeches….
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Heidi Klum’s Rockin’ Tits at some Gay Event….Seriously Massive Bro
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Jennifer Lawrence Hard Nipple
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A Naked Man in an Hotel…VIDEO
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The Top 10 Facebook Fails in February
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Valentina’s got a Young Pussy! (NSFW)
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Topless Squash Training! (NSFW)
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Shay LaRen in Sheer Panties! (NSFW)
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Britney Spears Wants To Be Tittie Fucked
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Sexy Pole Vaulter!
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Seth MacFarlane Brought the Ratings at This Year’s Oscar
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Diora Baird in Maxim
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Irina Shayk’s Awesome Tits!
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Top 10 Vampire Films of All Time
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Take a Trip Through the Bankcock Slums
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Liberty Ross is in a Sheer Top! And it’s Not Bad
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Here is a REal Fucking Squirt (NSFW)
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Oscar’s 2013 the Instagram Edition
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37 Pics of Rashida Jones for her 37th Birthday…
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It is Raining From Between Her Legs!
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Weird Online Dating Profiles….
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Surfing Backflip!
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Giada De Laurentiis in a Bikini in Miami
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Some Halle Bery At the Oscars Lookin Hot
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Rosie Jones in Some Nude Pool Photoshoot
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Some Hot Ass in Underwear Watching TV
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Chinese Coin Magician
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Miranda Kerr Nipples!
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25 Pics of Huge Fucking Cleavage
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More Tits!
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Kanye and Kim Kardashian’s Sex Cover
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Disgusting Video of a Girl Getting the Shit Fucked Out of Her – Literally (NSFW)
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Webcam Tit Flash (NSFW)
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7 Worst Javelin Fails
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13 Year Old Girl Stabs Bully for Taking her Chips!
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Miranda Kerr and a Lot of Others at a Pre-Oscar Party!
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Daisy Watts Hot and Topless
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Hot AMateur Babe Likes it On Top (NSFW)
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Holy Fuck. Kim Kardashian’s Huge, Spandex Drooping Ass…wow.
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THIS WILL GIVE YOU A BONER!!!
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hairy Redheaded Chick Anal
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Ex GF Blowjob
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Girl Gets Spanked
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Anal in the Hospital
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Stacked Teen
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Hot Cal Girl Masturbates
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Feb

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Erotica Cover a Magazine of the Day

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had sex on the cover of Officiel Homme…and I am offended…

I just think there’s something vile about KIM AND KANYE HAVING SEX that I guess starts with Kim Kardashian Naked…..and ends with her having a demon child….because I have seen KIM KARDASHIAN HAVE SEX …it is what undeservingly made her famous….because it sucked…and now that she’s this big media monster…she should keep her fucking pants…it is 10 years later…and pregnant…and that just make it highly inappropriate….like real fucking vile…and that’s why I am posting it….cuz I like ruining days….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

25

Feb

Genevieve Morton’s Eating a Burger of the Day

Genevieve Morton is a South African model who hasn’t been killed by a legless athlete….in fact she has been making it in America via her tits that SI loves…and she was in LA for the Oscars, along with all other American Royalty, you know the top society that we aren’t a part of at the event of the year that really doesn’t matter, but that we think does cuz we are pathetic….and she posted some pics of her showing us how she keeps her titties round as she takes on Kate Upton…with fast food….and for some reason, watching top busty models eating doesn’t gross me out as much as fat chicks…cuz fat chicks eating is like suicide … a long drawn out suicide….


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