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2013

25

Feb

Natalie Portman Sexes it Up for Miss Dior of the Day

Not all things that get you off need to be throat fucking porn…sometimes they can be romantic, elegant, lovely campaigns that are far less smutty and disgusting than what you are used to…but that star Natalie Portman, the Jewish dream girl…cuz it gives hope to Jewish guys everywhere that they will find a girl that looks like this….the Star Wars love interest all the fanboys pretend to marry….even though she’s married to some ballerina….who I am not all that much of a fan of, but figure she’s ok…better than most of these hollywood trollops and you know what…..it’s a nice change of pace…this campaign works for me and my perversions….

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2013

25

Feb

Irina Shayk fun Cleavage at the Oscars of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a babe….who was in LA for the Oscars….and some other high profile events…because she’s come a long way from being a waitress in Russia…doing the whole topless thing…before finding the right agent to sell her off to a famous athlete….who brought her to America with Sports Illustrated….and thank god he did cuz otherwise she’d just be titties I never jerked off to…like so many titties walking the earth that I will never know…cuz there’s not enough time to find them…you know all the strippers, hookers, babes who don’t realize they are babes….it’s tragic…but we take what we can get….and that’s these pics of Irina Shayk that she put up of herself on Facebook….

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2013

25

Feb

Rihanna’s Thighs are Rich of the Day

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Rihanna is avoiding some crotch shot, showing some thick thigh, with a classy purse that says “RICH” on it…because you guessed it…she’s rich….and more importantly…that’s probably the only word she knows how to spell….because she’s dropped out of school at 14 to become rich….and thanks to the paparazzi, her fame, the public image, advertising that she’s rich with her clothing and accessories, is up on some trashy shit…this is some redneck lottery winner in his brand new fishing boat called “Millionaire Bessy”….or some shit no one really needs to see cuz all of us motherfuckers are struggling to pay the fucking rent….asshole.

This is almost as obnoxious as when she goes back to Barbados and makes the cool kids from her high school do maid service shit for her….you know to get back at them….and show them who is rich….

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2013

25

Feb

Olesya Rulin is Fun of the Day

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Who is Olesya Rulin?

She’s some High School Musical and High School Musical 2 and High School Musical 3 Disney chick…none of us have ever heard of…I guess she played a girl in the back of the room or the “excited nerd” or something recurring but not critical to the plot of the genius that is the high school musical franchise….

Well, that bullshit is behind her, and she’s taking the right approach to carving her own identity in the world….through social media…for her fans….with pics like this….showing us just how diverse she is…or at least how rockin’ that ass is in booty shorts…

Olesya Rulin…I am a fan….let’s do lunch and discuss our future.

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2013

25

Feb

Jojo Gets an Allergy Test of the Day

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The highlight of social media is being able to join celebs….from whatever level of celebrity….on menial tasks like medical visits to the allergist to see just what has been giving her those sinus infections…I mean at least when she’s wearing leggings, showing off her ass and topless back all scratched up…because that is my new fetish….

Let’s hope next stop is the gynecologist…or the to the waxer…cuz I want to see this a lot more turned over, pantsless and spread in harnesses….

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2013

25

Feb

Lil Poopy Slappin’ Ass in his Video of the Day

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I dont’ listen to rap or trap music…but I should because the shit is so ridiculous, almost a comedy act figure headed by Diddy, making a mockery of the rap life especially now with this Lil Poopy, cuz he just reminds us just how stupid the shit is….and it is awesome….

I call it future criminal thanks to being exploited properly by his hood dad trying to get fancy cars and the hip hop life by making his kid a novelty act…who charges 7,500 dollars and has played with Diddy, Rick Ross and other clowns….

I gotta say is at least his daddy is still in the picture….that’s almost unheard of….

The whole thing is weird…but his booty slapping of a fat ass is amazing…

Either way, who are we to judge….if we do it would be considered racist…you know cuz they are black….and that’s how it works….

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2013

25

Feb

Karlie Kloss Is Hot On Set of the Day

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These pics are from earlier in the month and I am not entirely sure what she is shooting for…you know because they don’t tell me these things as I don’t matter….or maybe because they are scared I’m high risk of being a stalker and they like to keep stalkers out of the loop….or maybe just maybe they don’t know I exist…but there is one thing they can’t take away from my irrelevant existence and that is the ability to stare at her pics for of her thong ass for whatever this is…just as long as I want…and as creepily as I want…from the comfort of my own soiled couch….because you know what it works out better this way…because I am lazy….

These pics are hot..

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2013

25

Feb

Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell for Entertainment Weekly of the Day

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I am into Ashley Benson now that I’ve been seeing pics of the Springbreakers promo tour, because she’s the substantially hotter bikini clad girls who are also in the movie….that you may know as Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, who I like to refer to as the monkeys…..because of their hairiness and ethnic complexion….and I guess in this case the blonde white chick is better…cuz only cuz she’s not as chubby as the other two…

And here she is with two other girls who I guess she’s on a TV show with…that I’ve never heard of…cuz I don’t watch TV and don’t bother with looking these low levels up, cuz it’s too much work for their 5 minute window….forgotten tomorrow…careers….but I do look at their cleavage….

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2013

25

Feb

Lana Del Rey is Giving me Boners of the Day

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Lana Del Rey is an interesting story that I liked to hate one in the beginning because I felt she was a product of her rich dad just giving his “troubled” rich kid daughter something to do with herself, to make something of herself, and to stop humiliating the family with her failing….which made for a good story…and whether it is truth or not doesn’t matter…cuz if you’re a rich kid capable of releasing hit songs and making yourself famous….fucking do it with whoever is willing to finance it…cuz the famous life…is far better than being a nobody…it’s a fact….that’s why everyone wants it so bad…

These pics are of her at some Fashion show, showing legs, hiding vag, giving me boners….two of them….at the same time…which is kinda weird…

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2013

25

Feb

Isabeli Fontana is a Babe in Vogue Latin America of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is a babe…there’s just something about the Brazilians all tall and amazing, even when pushing 30, with their tanned skin and exotic features that make me excited, and it is probably because most Brazilian babes, especially the ones you meet in the bar, likely have penises, cuz along with Thailand they are world leaders in trannies, and even better at AIDS…..

That said, she was a 16 year old lingerie model that got Victoria’s Secret in trouble for being kiddie pornogrpahers and now she’s a 29 year old set of legs still worth of you perverts masturabting to…even if it’s legal to do so now….

These are pics for Vogue and I’m posting them…cuz that’s what I do….

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