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2013

26

Feb

Nicki Minaj and Her Titties with Pasties Hanging Out of the Day

I kinda hated on Nicki Minaj for being a clown, circus performer, talentless idiot manufactured by the record industry to speak to the black kids looking for a Lady Gaga to envy…you know the Urban market has gays, and freaks in it too….but that hate only stemmed from having heard her chirping in song….one too many times…before realizing that she is manufactured, contrived, a clown, bullshit trying to be obscure, edgy or interesting…and she is thick, but not in an Adele way…in a shit, that booty has a life of it’s own…and shit she’s also got titties….and ultimately in whoring herself out…selling her soul to fame…she doesn’t mind actually whoring herself out…and as long as she’s on mute…she’s pretty incredible….all titties hanging out everywhere…..I’m a fan….

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2013

26

Feb

Irina Shayk’s Interesting Career Move of the Day

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This is just some insane “Kisses in Zanzibar” music video….for god knows what….All I know is that Irina Shayk is in it looking amazing….costarring with some really busty woman who may be a man….guy in a tight black dress…some poodles and a gay angel……I assume this is all masterminded by her boyfriend who’s sexuality she fronts for….but those are things I am more than happy to go through….bad dancing and all…just to get to see a little Shayk Russian ass in a bikini bottom giving me boners…..and grabbing huge tit….she’s lots of fun…even though this is probably the only work she can get…..I mean other than workin’ homosexual athletes to get into SI….

The video is directed by Bruce Weber….He’s a Victoria’s Secret / SI Photographer….and the whole thing is kind awesome….

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2013

26

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Dump Truck Ass of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted this picture to her social media of her and Kanye West….with some ridiculous claim like “I miss him”…or whatever…it is that she’s doing to pretend that she actually gives a shit about anything but herself…because ultimately…it makes her look good…makes the people believe her…and her romance…that has spawned a demon child….a lie that benefits her….making it all worth it….unfortunately…her PR Team….didn’t tell her that the dough, dimply, sack of marbles of an ass that looks like it shit itself or is in a diaper….instead of SPANX…shoulda been photoshopped down a bit more…cuz it’s fucking vile…..

Here she is in Cosmo:

Here are the pics…

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2013

26

Feb

Rihanna in a Bikini Eating a Pickle of the Day

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OMG, RIHANNA MUST BE PREGNANT – CUZ SHE’S EATING A PICKLE!!!

Or maybe….she’s just eating a pickle, but where is the fun in that storyline….I want broken down woman who goes back to her abuser only to marry and get knocked up….leaving her to raise a future criminal…cuz with all that money….and all that fucked up morals and values…there’s little room for raising a well rounded person….you know cuz she’s not well rounded…she’s off the fucking deepend in this celebrity game and it is gonna end bad…..

The only time I like seeing girls with pickles is when it is a gateway activity to them having sex with said pickle….it’s just my Jewish deli clerk fantasy…..that she’d probably participate in…if you beat her up well enough to get her a hit album like Chris Brown did…or if she never got famous and continued her Bajan karaoke bar hustlin’….

But she is in a bikini….and that means that nothing I just wrote matters….it never does….

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2013

26

Feb

Cameron Diaz in Interview Russia of the Day

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Cameron Diaz has still got those legs that made her famous back in the 70s when she was a model before taking on that whole acting thing that’s made her the household name she is today….

She’s old, but made the clever choice to choose menopause over childbirth, because being a vain, selfish, self absorbed cunt, doesn’t allow room for having a kid that will ruin the body you work so hard on..and your career relies on…..you can always adopt or get a surrogate….cuz as a self absorbed cunt your ego wants more of you….clones….to carry your torch as you die off…

As far as I’m concerned, she’s a babe and still has a couple more years in her…..

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2013

26

Feb

Pink is Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day

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Everyone is so shocked by these Pink in a bikini pics….because she’s got abs and is ripped….where as I’m just shocked she’s in a bikini…cuz I am conventional and don’t really understand when I see dudes in bikinis….you see cuz that’s why she’s got abs after pregnancy…that baby was adopted and a stunt bump to keep her husbands homosexuality underwraps, he doesn’t want the guys at the X-Games teasing him, and she doesn’t want to throw her career under the bus with that kind of scandal…a scandal we’ve all been calling for years…since she named herself PINK, after the vagina she always wanted, and her favorite color, despite her dad’s will, when she was “Lil Timmy, the boy who liked dolls”….

I mean either that, or she’s just in shape, but based on the way America is going, muscles can’t be on girls, girls have to be eating donuts and being lazy and gaining 100 lbs during pregnancy cuz it’s an easy fucking excuse that is socially accepted…..

Fitness can be hot…I am not anti muscles….I am just not too sure if Pink can be hot….whether she’s actually a chick or not….

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2013

26

Feb

Kate Upton on Jimmy Fallon of the DAy

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Kate Upton was in a horribly awkward interview with Jimmy Fallon, who is known for Horribly awkward interviews…that people apparently watch….which is beyond me….but then again….Kate Upton being a covergirl…is also beyond me…..because she’s chubby, sloppy, and not hot enough to get all the hype…especially when I see her interacting with people….with a personality that is not charismatic at all…

I think the highlight of all this is watching her cover her belly strategically….she knows what’s up….that’s how she got so popular….

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2013

26

Feb

Emily Ratajkowski Hot Instagram Pictures of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is awesome….She’s the kind of girl I’d want to charm with my sex appeal, have a one night stand with, trick into falling in love with me cuz I was the first guy to make her squirt, then ignore her calls til she can’t take it anymore….because when you look like this, and a guy ignores your calls, you take it up as a project to make him not take your calls, driving her insane…and eventually leading to her getting knocked up by me….spending the rest of her life with me….pretty much falling into the bear trap that I planted, without realizing I planted it…unless she reads this post….which she probably won’t cuz no one ever does….

That said, she’s what Kate Upton should be, so it is nice to see her shooting for Esquire, and not just because she’s topless, but cuz it means she’s taking it to the next step and that means the fame her hot body deserves…amazing.

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2013

26

Feb

Karina Derizans Hot Ass in her Bikini of the Day

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I do not know what “Catalina” is…but apparently it is some reality show that didn’t even last a year….and I figure it was some love level hispanic shit that featured trashy girls with implants who partied like they were on the Jersey shore, got themselves in staged drama…all while wearing skimpy bikinis like this one…cuz let’s face it…hispanic girls…when they aren’t old dumpy moms….are the best….it’s as soon as they start reproducing like a chihuahua in a white trash puppy mill…that shit falls the fuck apart…so take in this ass while it lasts….not that anyone will remember this girl in an hour….cuz she’s a nobody….which probably turns you kidnappers on….

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2013

26

Feb

Victoria Justice Has Sex with Sponge Bob of the Day

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I know that many dudes have probably already jerked off to this pic of Victoria Justice dry humping Sponge Bob Square Pants…like a dog on a stuffed toy…..and even more disturbing….is the fact that at least one of those dudes wasn’t jerking off because Victoria Justice was in the pic…but he was jerking off cuz his fetish is Spongebob…..and that people….is what makes this world a creepy fucking place….people be getting off to all kinds of shit…and I’m totally into documenting it….I like to contribute to the problems of the world….it’s just me doing my part…

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