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2013

18

Jan

Emmy Rossum for Self Magazine of the Day

You know who I don’t like? Emmy Rossum ….This girl’s got a horrible attitude…she blocked me on TWITTER ….even though I’ve consistently endorsed her nude scenes in Shameless …a gig she only got because she was willing to get nude….and getting nude to get ahead, despite being one of my most favorite things…is annoying when a girl thinks she’s ahead cuz of her talent…that’s like seeing gold digging wives get out of their Bentley’s their husbands bought them acting entitled…like his hard work and money they fucked themselves into is rightfully theirs….cuz idiot decided to lock down with them to have a normal life….when everyone else in the world knows she’s just a fucking gold digger…

Emmy Rossum has that attitude…and I doubt she talks about it in February’s issue of Self…..because in her mind…she’s a talent on the rise….

Who cares…the pics are boring.

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2013

18

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate days that I wake up not knowing whether my neighbor helping me clean shit off myself after passing out and shitting myself in the entrance of my building was a dream or reality….

I’m just gonna play it cool next time I see him….pretend nothing happened….even though I have a funny feeling it did…

Here are some links…

Any Day You Don’t Die in a Car Crash is a Good Day, I Suppose – VIDEO
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Video Games Are Better Than Babies if You Ask Me
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Michael J. Fox Goes In On Taylor Swift Hahahahah
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This Dog Can Parkour Better Than You and Me Put Together – VIDEO
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Emma Rigby Has My Attention
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Kink Documentary Explores the Fetish Industry (Photo Gallery)
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Emmy Rossum Looks Hot in Summer-Themed Shoot for Self Magazine
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Free Cam Shows, Thank God It’s Friday (NSFW)
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Latina Ass Shaker Makes Things Better (NSFW)
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GODSPEED! Priest Busted as Crystal Meth Kingpin
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I’d Like to Be All Over Monica (NSFW)
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And Here’s The Manti Te’O Dead GF Taiwanese Animation – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL can be found at INSTAGRAM and TWITTER

You know what I like doing on Thursday night….ignoring my fat wife by sending her off to BINGO…after taking money out of her purse and going drinking with gutter women who make me feel good about myself….because at least I am not them….I’m talking chicks worse than my wife in appearance who are just fucking messes….I never fuck them…I just make them talk dirty to me….

Then I end up and creeping on some cheap booze college spots…cuz the girls are more fun to watch especially when unable to handle their booze…all young and not damaged…. cuz the different between a 45 year old drunk and a drunk 21 year old….is that there is a lot less sad with the 21 year old…they just wanna have fun….and look good doing it….

99 percent of drunk 21 year old will probably never be like the drunk 45 year old washed up failure….lurking in bars for low level dick…you see cuz life doesn’t always fail for everyone….it has just failed for some of us….but thanks to my stepGIRLS I see the light…the future is now….

Here are the links

This Manti Te’o Fake Dead Girlfriend Thing is Just Really Fucking Weird and That’s All I Have to Say About That
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Kim Kartrashian Wants You To Stop Joking About Her Joke Of A Second Marriage – VIDEO
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Manti Te’o Dead GF Goes Taiwanese Animation
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Emma Rigby’s Bikini Body
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It’s Tittie Fuck Time
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Pics from the new KINK Doc
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Fish Jumps and Grabs Man’s Arm.
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LOL Dog Video of the Day
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The 25 Hottest Women in J.J. Abrams Movies and TV Shows
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Elizabeth Banks In A Super Tight Yellow Dress
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Erika Christensen Wants You To Be A Scientologist
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These Booth Pics Will Make Your Day (NSFW)
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Alaina Fox is Pretty in Pink (NSFW)
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LeAnn Rimes “Sometimes” Worries That Eddie Cibrian Will Pass His Peen To Another Trick
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Free Cam Shows, You Can Thank Me Later (NSFW)
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Nabilla Benattia in a Bikini
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Creepy as Fuck Genetic Modified Egg
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Jennifer Lawrence Being Funny
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Amazing Gymnastics
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18 of the Worst Grandparent Facebook Fails
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Amateur Chick Eats Pussy for the First Time (NSFW)
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Here’s Jennifer Lawrence’s SNL Promo
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RIP Mr. Drummond, You Will Be Missed
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Teen Strips Naked in Front of Class (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Signs a Fans Naked Breast (NSFW)
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Selena Gomez and a Bunch of Her Pals Pose for Photos
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Lingerie, Whipped Cream and Flour: Home Alone With Beyonce (VIDEO)
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Ashley Greene Looks Hot in Leather
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Exteme POGO
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Bird Sings Dubstep
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The Greatest 80s Teen Stars Ever
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Aria and Her Awesome Rack (NSFW)
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Drunk Bitches and Cereal, Nuff Said (SITE NSFW)
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Cats VS Pin Up Girls
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Gary Busey Amazingness of the Day – VIDEO
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Behati Prinsloo is Also in Miami
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Cute Girls – A Gallery (NSFW)
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This One Goes Out To All Those That Have A Fondness For Hot Asian Girls (29 Pics)
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More Pics of Gaga’s Ripped Pants of the Day – If You Care
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Spring Breakers Official Trailer
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Emmy Rossum in Self Magazine
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Skater Near Death Experience
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Damn!: Beyonce GQ Photoshoot Behind The Scenes… [Video]
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Susan and Leonelle Get It On
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Woman Smothered Her BF To Death.. With Her BREASTS? (NSFW)
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Fashionable Ladies @ Andrea’s Grand Opening in Las Vegas
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Big Tittied Web Cam Flasher (NSFW)
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Kourtney Kardashian Will Let Her Kid Suckle Kim’s Boobs. Wait, What?
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Lindsay Lohan Did $50,000 Worth of Damage To A Hotel & Owes A Former Assistant $40,000
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Lucky Pedestrian
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Shakira Baby Bump for Charity
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Gary Busey on The Hobbit is Genius
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Elizabeth Banks Looks Hot in a Tight Dress
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Today’s Worst Porn Ever
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Girl Pissing at a Concert
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2 Girls On Cam
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Awesome Teen Anal
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Amateur Fucked in a Chari
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Fun Twerking GIFs
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Naked Sarah is Lovely
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Cowgirl Creampie
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Some Interracial Teen Fucking
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Amazing Creampie Panties
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CELEBRITY SEX!
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Jan

Nicole Trunfio Topless Pics of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is some low level model who I have done posts on before….she is always getting topless…and leeching onto celebrities…whether they are dudes…or other more famous models…cuz she has ladder climbing dreams….you know of goin’ up and reaching the top…but really she’ll most likely being going down…on whoever promises a bigger move…

I used to laugh at her when she posted her Rolex and pics with Victoria’s Secret models…doing all she can to be the next Kate Upton….but really….no matter how hard she drives…or how big she gets…she’ll always just be another titty model….with awesome tits to me….and videos like this remind us of that….I approve of Nicole Trunfio….

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio|NSFW

2013

17

Jan

Plastic Wives…Keeps Her Labia in a Jar of the Day

There was once a time when TLC was called The Learning Channel….when sensationalized garbage like staged reality shows about the plastic surgery obsessed wives of plastic surgeons who think they are god…living in vapid hollywood…creating scary fucking creatures…..who look like fucking science experiments….and one of them….keeps her labia in a jar….kinda like some of you creeps….but a little weirder….since she doesn’t use it for sex…or a memory of the one time you saw a vagina….she keeps it as a reminder of a meaty pussy that was…

What the fuck TLC….what are you trying to learn us here….that you like making money and catering to retard America like shit like Honey Boo Boo and trash like this….our world is fucking doomed…seriously…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2013

17

Jan

Demi Moore’s Old Lady Bikini Retreat of the Day

Demi Moore has lost her fucking mind…these things happen when you turn 60 …it is called Dementia….that was brought on when she lost her 35 year old husband to younger girls…who she was cradle robbing…and whoshe probably shouldn’t have ever married because it was unnatural and weird…you know with her menopause and him with his ability to fuck any girl around….instead of one in diapers….

It was all because you couldn’t accept being old as fuck…throwing money at it like it would make her Peter Pan….and now she’s in a bikini at some thing I can only assume is a ritual where she is trying to get her head together….you know to move onto other young guys to fill her void that is a battered, saggy, vagina…and she’s doing it in a bikini…and it is weird…..

The good news is there are 1000s of 20 year olds willing to get with her just to never have to work again..she should try to poor down on his luck twink like she was Shauna Sand…instead of going for the famous ones who don’t really need anything she has to offer except maybe her baked goods…cuz old ladies are good at baked goods..


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Posted in:Demi Moore

2013

17

Jan

Caroline Corinth for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Caroline Corinth is a new Victoria’s Secret catalog girl…can’t find all that much info on her other than that she’s 5 foot 10 like most models….who you can’t grasp their freakish big footed proportions in catalog shots while they are half naked…..and amazing….

I think she’s from Denmark and represents yet another international vagina Victoria’s Secret has abducted and put into a bikini in exchange for fame, celebrity boyfriends, and money….

I also think she gives good face. I’m a fan. I hope she sends me a signed 8 x 10 I can jerk off on….

Posted in:Caroline Corinth

2013

17

Jan

Maria Menounos Gets Her Ass Fixed of the day

Maria Menounos had a wardrobe malfunction….a word or term I fucking hate using cuz it makes me feel like some candy coated poptart sucking piece of shit gossip blog….you see I prefer the biker approach to life “bitch got her pants ripped cuz of all the ass fucking her greek ass is into”….you know play on the fact that they aren’t sewing her dress back together…but her asshole because in Greece the asshole is the main vagina…the one you use when you’re not trying to make babies….but reality is her dress split, she had a team with a sewing kit, instead of giving the paparazzi a story, like she was Tara Reid…she dealt with it herself using social media…and he’s what it looked like….mocking yourself is always cute.

Who is Maria Menounos again and why does she matter?

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2013

17

Jan

Shakira’s Offensive Pregnancy Pics of the Day


Shakira and her husband Gerard Pique, some soccer star who plays for FC Barcelona….posted these pics to promote her online baby shower…you probably heard about yesterday…but that I ignored because the whole pregnant thing has turned Shakira invisible to me…even if her breasts are small and humble and even if her hips don’t lie…I kinda wish that parasite inside her belly did…cuz looking at this shit freaks me out….in what I think is the most unnatural thing to do to yourself…even if it is the foundation of humanity and the one thing that is natural…I just can’t wrap my head around it…like I can’t wrap my head around these topless couple photoshoots people do….friends have sent me similar shit…and I have seen similar shit on facebook and it is the worst….and should be kept to themselves as a memento of what they find a beautiful thing…because they are the only one who find it a beautiful thing….

It is just on some fucking level of trailer park scrap booking…something I guess Shakira isn’t too far off from…cuz despite being rich…she’s still a latina….and latina’s notoriously do it tacky and loud….

Here are the pics if you’re into having a good laugh…

Posted in:Shakira

2013

17

Jan

Valentina Shaposhnik for XXL Russia of the Day

Valentina Shaposhnik is what I assume is a Russian Glamour Model, something I didn’t know existed before today, but I guess should have known existed, because a Glamour model is really just a chick with big old tits, often times new tits, who poses for the same magazine over and over again…..cuz after googling her…cuz I’m an investigative journalist…I found that she’s done at least 5 shoots for XXL RUssia before…representing their lack of effort and creativity, despite her being a total standard looking babe I would always look at naked, because Russia is filled with babes who would be willing to do this, and who I’d be willing to look at doing this, cuz based on the mail order bride sites I browse looking for a replacement to my beater, I’ve found so much gold….but I guess why kill a good thing off…especially when she’s probably dating the publisher….who insists use my girl…or you’re all fucking fired…that’s usually how these things work..

Posted in:NSFW|Valentina Shaposhnik