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2013

17

Jan

Teen Mom Janelle’s Baby Bump of the Day

So MTV did a show called Teen Moms…and this one is one of the scandalous, dirty bag, white trash cunts that instead of getting an abortion like a normal pregnant teen, decided to have a baby cuz it is like playing barbie, and she never had Barbies, cuz based on her faucet, daddy wasn’t around and mommy was too busy sucking dick to make enough money to get decent non-dollar store, made in china, contaminated with poison toys….and luckily for her…this is America…and in America…having a ghetto teen pregnancy can make you famous…like having a ghetto sex tape when you’re an irrelevant LA rich chick can make you a 100,000,000 dollars a year….like being a trash can human bar tender in the shittiest of places in America…can turn you into Snooki…..

Our world is fucked…and here is Teen Mom Janelle showing off her 7 week baby bump…cuz having a baby worked so well for her the first time.

All I see is future criminal.

Posted in:Who Cares

2013

17

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s Amazing Gangster stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM and TWITTER

The stepGIRLS keep me up all night with their hot pics I just can’t stop staring at…making my wife a little jealous cuz I ignore her and rightfully so…she’s the devil who ruined my life…but I am not all that bad…I just throw cake at her…it shuts her up..cuz bitches like cake…especially when they are fat..

Here are the links

Baby VS Vacuum – VIDEO
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Epson Printer Fail
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What Do You Do When You’re a Heroin Addict That Has Had Your Baby Taken Away?
Call MTV and Have Another Baby, Of Course
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Every Once and Awhile You Need a HERO – VIDEO
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Some Star Wars Nerdiness of the Day
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Megan Fox Wants You All to Know She’s Sorry You Guys
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“The Iceman” Cometh Big Timeth – TRAILER
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The 25 Worst Seasons of Great TV Shows
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She’s Enjoying Her Morning Alone Time (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Hello! (NSFW)
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Samuel L. Jackson Won’t Take You Back, Sings Taylor Swift Breakup Song
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I’d Like to Be All Over Hilary (NSFW)
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I’d Really Love to Have a White Lion as a Pet Thought – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

#VICED by Newest stepGIRL VERONICA VICE

I am going to the top…girls are sending me all kinds of hot pics everyday….they all want to be #stepGIRLS because they know it matters…..even though I’m a married man…a loyal, respectful married man….

My best friend in internet love FOETUS la PLANTAIN who I met in a chat room many years ago when he was pretending to be an 18 year old girl who was new in town to lure teenage boys…while I was pretending to be an 18 year old girl who was into other 18 year old girls….posted this reminder of what was….

But that is the past.. it’s a new beginning…..we are on the rise….join the movement….

Here are the links….click em….you nuts….

Michael Lohan Just Got Paid To Say Lindsay Both Is And Isn’t A Prostitute
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Jennifer Lawrence Basically Calls Out Lindsay Lohan For Being An Idiot – What a Cyberbully – VIDEO
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This Lacey Banghard Story is Funny
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Sam Jackson Sings Taylor Swift…Really?
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Impossible Half Court Shot
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Carrie Underwood ALlure
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Kate Moss
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Kate Upton’s Busts Are Never A Bust
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Side Angel Camel Toe? Sure, I’ll Take It!
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Belen Rodriguez And Her Pussy Upskirt Remind Me To Jerk Off
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Dahlia Dark Makes DD Cups Look Small (NSFD)
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Chrissy Has One Hot Body, Wow (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Always Make a Tough Day a Little Easier
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2 Students Caught Banging on Camera at ‘Safer Sex Ball’
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Horny Girlfriend is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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DEXTER IS BACK! Here’s the Scoop!
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These 3 Lesbians Are Fisters (NSFW)
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Myleene Klass Shares her Wet Cameltoe (NSFW)
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One Direction Are Just a Big Bunch of Gay Baiters
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Charlize Theron Fully a Lesbian – I Had No Idea….With her Murdering Mom….
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Fast Feet Gamer
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Jessica Simpson Gets a Sitcom About Being Fat
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Shakira is Pregnant and Not Completely Disgusting
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Amanda Bynes got Her Cheek Pierced
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The Hottest Girls on Primetime TV
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Vera Vaughn Has a Great Rack (NSFW)
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Steak and Tits Make for the Best Lunch, No? (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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80’s Dating Montages Are Always Good For a Laugh – VIDEO
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Emma Rigby Looks Great in a Bikini
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Adriana Lima Fitness Modeling
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Oldest Cat Video Ever
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Rihanna for Complex Again – Don’t Mind if I DO….
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Sophia Knight is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW AND SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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Hard Body Hotties – a Gallery (SEMI NSFW)
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BAD GIRLS CLUB FIGHTTTTT! – VIDEO
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Alice and Her Friend Are Fucking
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Barbara Palvin at Some Event….
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80s Dating Montage
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Baby’s First Avacado
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A New Dose Of Lady Gaga’s Bared Breasts
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Micaela Schaefer Dismissed From Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Berlin
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She’s Having Fun With Her Pussy (NSFW)
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Monkey Sees Reflection for First Time
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Morena Baccarin Hot for Golden Globes
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Bikini Models Beach Body
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Megan Fox for Esquire
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Brunette Teen Gives on Cam Blowjob
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Teen Pussy Eating
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Blonde Teen Masturbates in her Dorm
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Teen Couple 69 on Cam
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Amateur GIrl Sucks Off Her Boyfriend
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in Lingerie in Lingerie of the Day

What the fuck is going on here….it looks like her ass cheeks are trying to eat her fucking asshole or something…weird and indented that I can only really blame her being a mom for….because this shit shouldn’t happen to anyone except maybe an elderly man….but definitely not to a bikini and lingerie model who makes millions of dollars with her half nakedness….I am totally thrown off by this curve ball….I am confused, scared, alone…hold me.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Alessandra Amrbosio

2013

16

Jan

Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I am going to make a bet that you’ve never heard of Lucy Mecklenburgh …no matter how weird, perverted, socially awkward and addicted to television you are…..because she’s on that level of mattering to a broader audience despite having such a rockin’ body…a body so good I’d like to be it’s friend and carry its books home after class…a body I would like to play doctor with and give enemas to with my tongue….a body that shouldn’t be allowed in pants…cuz that is against the rules of our friendship…it crosses the only way out of that bikini is more naked….True story.


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Posted in:Lucy Mecklenburgh

2013

16

Jan

Melissa Debling Naked for Zoo of the Day


OMG a Glamour Model in a Lad Mag is showing her tits….Scandalous…call the press…this is huge fucking news because these lad mags don’t find these chicks and circulate them from magazine to magazine…doing the same topless poses cuz it makes them famous for showing their tits…and gets them paid…without doing porn…or working a real job….and often times ends with a famous soccer player husband….retirement plan….but how can you hate when they look like this…all glorious….especially coming out of the UK where you’d expect them to be soot covered, toothless, with cold sores eating mashed potatoes out of the box….cheerio.

There’s just so much to say about Glamour Models that I haven’t already said, but I’m keeping that locked in my vault, saving it for a rainy day, waiting for the perfect time, to say exactly the same thing I say every single day about them….cuz there’s really not that much to say about glamour models….

Posted in:Melissa Debling|NSFW

2013

16

Jan

Lindsey Vonn Showing Her Skier Body for Outside of the Day

I have had the unfortunate job of living at a ski hill for at least one season operating the chair lift because I live in fucking Canada and that was the only work I could get in my small shitty town that I originally moved to when I met my fat wife off the internet based on pics that weren’t even of her….I got catfished people…only instead of making a documentary and TV show about it…I got married….

At that ski hill….I saw one or two hot bitches on the regular…who would change into their suits at the lodge…..all cold and hard nippled…but the the real stars of the race team…the Lindsey Vonn’s of the hill were built like school busses with tree trunk legs, shitty asses and faces I didn’t notice cuz I was too busy scoping them out for dicks…

Kinda how I feel about this half naked shoot of Lindsey Vonn for Outside magazine..I mean she races as a girl…but it could be some Venus Williams, Lady Bug (RIP BRANDIS), She’s The Man (RIP BYNES), Miss Universe has a dick…shit…and you fucking love the ambiguity…you freak.

Posted in:Lindsey Vonn

2013

16

Jan

Shanina Shaik for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Looks like Victoria’s Secret has found her good side and that happens to be her backside…this is an entire catalog of ass shots…I wonder what is going on on her frontside that they were trying to cover up…was it bruises from a Rihanna like boyfriend…you know it is the trend these days…or maybe she’s just got a nasty belly button or a dick…

Who knows…who cares….her ass is glorious enough for me to stare at for at least a minute and at most 72 hours straight….

Posted in:Shanina Shaik

2013

16

Jan

Erika Christensen Needs to Paddleboard Harder of the Day

Someone seems to be on the Kate Upton diet…I don’t even know who Erika Christensen is but I assume she’s related to that dude who played in Star Wars….and only in Star Wars..cuz the rest of his career was spent trapping and ruining Rachel Bilson….but I could be wrong….I didn’t bother looking her up, cuz I try not to give fat chicks the time of day…

What I am sure about is that this girl needs to Stand-Up Paddleboard into the fucking sunset…for days upon days….with nothing but fish and rain water to live off of….like this was Life of Pi…cuz really…she’s chubz and no one wants to look at that…except maybe all you tit obsessed perverts who don’t care about a sloppy joe…as long as it’s got a D cup….

This guy right here….is not that dude….

Here’s the Video

Posted in:Erika Christensen

2013

16

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Alright of the Day

Irina Shayk is pretty much the best body there is…..a Russian unknown model turned SI cover girl in some KGB operation to defend Ronaldo’s homosexuality using her as an amazing front….who also has an amazing back (you see what I did there)….well now she’s getting all kinds of big model jobs like she never had to wait in line for rationed bread….and I’m totally down with staring at her…while mourning the fact that she’s a pornstar that never was….because watching this amazing thing fuck…would probably be glorious to everyone but Ronaldo…who resents her for not having testicles….every night they spend together fronting he’s straight.

Posted in:Irina Shayk