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2023

04

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I find it pretty lame when anyone is overly excited by anything, but who fucking cares what other people are overly excited by, so long as they get naked…

If anything, I’d like to find more things that make girls want to get naked, whether it’s posing with weed or bongs or vapes as the inspo to get some naked content….or other things I find lame…..so long as they are using it as a prop in their weird excitement for something….I’m into it.

I feel the same way about dudes who are into NFL, Craft Beers, Small Batch Gins, WHISKEY, oh the Whiskey nerds are awful….just fucking drink it, love it, get drunk from it….or watch it, jerk off to it and love it, or smoke it, get naked with it, take pics of it and post them on the internet….just don’t be annoying about it….

From someone with no hobbies, I can tell you people with hobbies are fucking annoying….except when they get naked…so that is what this is about then…isn’t it.

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2023

04

Jan

How To Get Dressed and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Flexible on the Dock

Humping the Bar

Tight Dress Girl

Rockin’the Beach Bar Takes New Meaning

GYM GIRL

Cardio Time

Ab Workout From Home

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2023

04

Jan

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks….except right now for inclusivity…or to try to not normalize big girls like the rest of the world who wants you fat….try to bring it back to a simpler time when fraat gfirls were part of the side show….

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2023

03

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s 2023 and I still do stepLINKS, I figure I’ll turn the site into the stepFORUM in November 2024, so we’ve got some time together, you can’t expect me to do this forever, I’ve already done the burning out and fading away and I don’t have all that much to say…..but I figure I can keep up the nonsense for another 22 months..

Maybe I’ll put a countdown at the top of the page….THAT WOULD BE HIGH TECH…or I could spend that time trying to make this site actually good with original whore content….IMAGINE THAT….the next HEF…..I don’t….too much work…

I do imagine making this into an Online Course about a loser’s guide to getting by that I’d hope no one buys because that would defeat the whole loser part…the troll is in the failing…..that’s the scam…a loser’s guide to winning…..only to still lose because you have to lose to be a loser…I am already confused with this project. I’ll think up something else I won’t properly execute…too much work….

So here are those stepLINKS…Click some links, or don’t, since you won’t….I don’t care, you’re a free person with a ability to make your own decisions but I’d be much happier if you were an easy to manipulate mindless retard so that I could get money out of you for crap like all those influencers and instagram brands do….oh baby, that’d be the dream….

New Year Stay Fit
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Selena Gomez in a Sheer Bikini Top
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Michelle Randolph is a Hot Newcomer in 1923
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Paulina Gretzky is a Legend in her Bikini
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Insanity in the Subway
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Shay Mitchel Shows Off her New Mom in a Thong Booty
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Swim Model Haley Kalil in a Swimsuit
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7 Savage Ways Animals Mate
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Miranda Kerr’s on Vacation in a Hot Outfit
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Gabrielle Union in a Bikini Under a Waterfall
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Angelina Jolie Spotted ona Hot Date with Paul Mescal
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Speed Skating Babe Jutta Gets Her Booty Slapped
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Chilli from TLC is Dating Matthew Lawrence from Boy Meets World/Joey Lawrence’s Brother Fame
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Breaking Ice Formed on a Roof
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Magician Does 3-Legged Trick
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New Jersey Mall Brawl
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Alexis Ren is a Snow Bunny
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Ayesha Curry Drops 35 Pounds and Strips Down into a Bikini
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British Bus Driver Shows Some Bus Skills
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Milk Can Turned Soccer Ball Cannon
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Meal Worm Eats Chicken Head
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Guy Gets Tasered Twice
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Rita Ora Shares Some Bikini Pics
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Deshaun Watson’s Girlfriend Posted Some Racy Birthday Suit Pics
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Airbrush T-Shirt Art
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Hungry Huskies Get Fed
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Why Flying isn’t Glamourous Anymore
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Pastor is a Little Aggressive
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A Model Named Romana in a White Thong
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Legend in the Action Sports World – Ken Block – Dies
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Making Dry Ice
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Golden Retriever Meets New Puppy
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Crash Testing 2 Trains
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Another Brawl at Waffle House
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People are Mad Dana White Slapped his Wife
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10 Things Sydney Sweeney Can’t Live Without
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New Year Stay Fit
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Maya Hawke Tit Out on Vacation
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Megan Fox Grocery Shopper
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Hailee Steinfeld in Serious Sweatpants
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Jenna Dewan in Leggings
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In Case You Missed It – Cami Mendes in her Bikini Showing off Tattoo
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Kardashian Friend Stassie Babie Tits Out
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Renee Olstead for Penthouse
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In Case You Missed It – Maya Hawke’s Tit
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Pee Time Girl
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Hot Delivery Girl Flashes Her Tits
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That Was Unexpected
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FIRE CROTCH
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Weird Game of Ring Toss
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Hot Amateur VLAD
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Big Titty in Red Fishnets
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Taco Tuesday
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Hair Sucker
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Stand Up Pussy Rub
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Crystal Chase Big Boobs
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Sitting on the Big White Toy
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20 People Having Shit Days
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Handsfree Butt Plug
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Showing of the Manicure
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Holy Long Dildo Batman
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Nude Model By the Window
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Hot Pussy Mounds
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Big Toy Stuffin’
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Big Boobs Outdoor Fuck
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Girl Getting Oral Sex Outdoors May Excite You
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Hairbrush Fuck
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Hot tits does Fuck
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High School Principal’s Blowjob Video
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Weird and Disturbing Fat Man Shower Scene – Don’t Watch This
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Fat Upper Pussy
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Sperm Bank Nurse Gets the Sample
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Hot GIrl Does Sex
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Fisting Herself
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How Sluts Throw a Party
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Dick Sucking College Girl
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Gripping the Dildo
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Hot Cheerleader Sex Tape Exposed
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Fishnets on the Dildo Ride
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2023

03

Jan

Em Rata’s Mom Ass Selling Bikinis of the Day

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Em Rata may be boring as shit, in terms of content, in terms of tits, in terms of bird faces, in terms of her political agenda, in terms of her pretending the be a writer and having a best selling biography at 35 years old because her life is just that interesting, proving that the system is fucking rigged, since she’s really not that interesting….and will never be as interesting as she was when she hit the scene. Yet people still pay attention. Perverts.

She’s was someone with fat tits willing to show those fat tits to people eager to look and for whatever intentions she cast to the universe, she was able to elevate that to the highest possible level…which still isn’t all that impressive but many fat tits willing to be shown off couldn’t pull it off, so it is something….

The only smart thing she did, which wasn’t an original concept amongst the half naked on instagram, was to launch her own direct to consumer bikini brand, giving her a purpoise for her shamelessness, rather than just being shameless, it’s marketing.

Knowing how the internet works, she probably makes MILLIONS off her brand and that’s pretty clever, because it would have been just as easy to not bother and collect the millions elsewhere, or fully detaching herself from her mainstream acting dreams, by going on OnlYFans to masturbate for 1,000,000 dollars a month…PEOPLE will pay that.

I don’t hate Em Rata or what she represents, I just think she’s proof that the legends don’t exist, at least not when it’s shameless and self produced, cuz at this stage she’d be a classic, yet she just comes across as someone trying too hard to keep her one-trick pony show afloat..by doing the same old shit that lucky for her involves tits people are impressed by.

I’ll stare at her mom ass as much as the next guy, I’ll also stare at the tits, but I just find her boring and in need of a deeper creative dig into something more inspiring for either the perverts or her legacy or both…. sure, there’s nothing wrong with boring, especially her boring since it pays…very well apparently…

So as she scores dick in Grand Cayman…..and I barely have a dick here in the frozen Tundra….not that it’s a competition between me and a titty model who pretends she’s more than a titty model but who has ultimately WON the titty model game amongst all the other titty models….I’m just here to watch her live her rich girl life giving herself wedgies….because she’s more than just tits….and surprisingly far hotter from behind…I wonder if that’s how she got impregnated…better by her biography to FIND out…

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2023

03

Jan

Molly Sims Bikini of the Day

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Molly Sims is like 50 years old and in a bikini, which you’d think should have a set fixed age limit on who can wear the bikini, along with a set weight limit, but unfortunately we’re not controlled by our overlords to that extreme yet.

You know 10 points off your social credit if you put people through the sight of your fat old ass tanning in a g-string….it’s a logical step or maybe it should be a generally understood sense of decency even in this world of degeneracy…but it’s not.

Now, I am not one to complain about a once hot Swim model in her bathing suit at any age, plus she’s not hideous.

I just think it’s funny that knowing there’s an archive of her hotness out there, why bother trying, she’s done it, it’s out there, the legacy lives on…no need to come out or retirement for the fans, only weirdos want to see how she’s aged out.

So yeah, the more skin I see the happier I am on any age, size even if it’s a disaster pile of gross old lady from the diner who eats too many french fries in her 70s out on her balcony tits out in the summer….I like to experience it…

When it’s a famous chick people have jerked off to, I wonder is it confidence, do they think they aged hot and want to show off their rich girl diet and exercise routine that could stand up to new models with less drive, because they don’t need it.

Is it just what they are programmed to do without any thought, or is it what they think they are supposed to do, or are expected to do until the day they die…..or do thy just not really care either way like after one too many gyno appointments you don’t get too concerned with showing a room of people your scabby cunt, but the bikini selfie version…

Give these exhibitionists the freedom to show off whether they think they are still hot asses….or don’t care if they are hot asses but do it anyway or not…

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Posted in:Molly Sims

2023

03

Jan

Stella Banderas is Hot Celebrity Daughter of the Day

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I have a daughter of celebrities navigating the scary world of living in their parents shadows but doing a decent job of it because they are rich and because their parents are celebrities, not serious people.

The daughter of the celebrity is the ideal kind of stunted rich bitch you’d want to have romance with because unlike daughters of real estate tycoons, or serious business people, they are raised by people who never grow up, don’t work very hard, but like having a good time while living on their elitist perch above the rest.

That’s not to say other rich kids aren’t as fucked up, aren’t as fun, don’t have weirdo parents that throw money at them because they can, it’s just to say I don’t care about those other rich kids, while celebrity rich kids and their shadow dwelling, made of their superior genetics is a way more fun social experiment because their parents are public figures.

So. Stella Banderas, the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas, born in Spain in 1996, obviously 50% Spanish and at least 25% Tippi Hedren, the lion tamer, model and BIRDS actress who was sexually assaulted by our boy Alfred Hitchcock…multiple times….

Thanks to her mom Melanie being the rich kid, daughter of a celebrity before becoming a celebrity’s whoring, she’s also got a half sister named Dakota who you may remember as the wet napkin cast to play the 50 Shades of Grey girl…that gay ass Coldplay singer has adopted….

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2023

03

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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The year is 2023 and I haven’t seen more tits this year than I have in my lifetime, but if I did, it would still not be enough tit, as I am into tits…

I have been thinking a lot about how great a nice big tit is, even a fake big tit, becaue I am conditioned to love the big tit and to want to suck the big tit, it’s probably coded into all of our DNA, hence the titty obsession that lets the big tits win at life.

Since big tits are obvious for obvious reasons and great for obvious reasons, I still like to give the tiny tit some love too….

I am a bit of a contrarian, forced to hate the mainstream, forced to find lame what the mainstream finds cool, and for as long as I can remember, I am more into supporting the underdog, which the TINY TIT owner is….

That’s not to say tiny tits aren’t hot or amazing, but to say that tiny tits face big tits everyday and likely feel insecure about their tinyness, even when they love them, because SYSTEMIC RACISM against their tits…

Yet, we must pull our shirts up and champion the cause, stop the negative self speak and realize that all tits are great and deserve to be jerked off to…and hacking them up and inserting toxic plastics is not the solution….showing us all your great tiny tits is.

Here are some TINY TITS for more tits in 2023.

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2023

03

Jan

January Jones Lace Cleavage of the Day

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As someone who didn’t watch Mad Men, I don’t give a fuck about January Jones. You know how this celebrity witch craft works, they play a character in a show that you’re into because your actual life sucks, so you think sitting on the couch and watching a bunch of overpaid assholes play pretend for you as a mechanism to tell you stories, that has a bit more production value than a podcast, but is usually just as fucking mindless and boring, but it’s way easier than actually reading because imagining characters is hard on the brain.

So yeah, they lure you in with their tits on the show you like and you are forever engaged by their behavior and what they are up to, like they jerking off to them decades later is some sort of pat on their back or message to the universe that may land you up inside them one day, even though the chances of that are few and unlikely….but you’re allowed to dream of impossible situations instead of dreaming of realistic things that can improve your life immediately.

ANYWAY, all I see is an old single mom, using her tits on her skinny enough frame for some attention as her neck melts away and her face is run through apps and filters giving it an almost gently erased look, it’s the internet, why have HD wrinkles in this vapid and empty world.

I also see the tits, in lace, which is what this is about, so some tits in lace on a pretty uninspiring Hollywood cum dumpster….

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2023

03

Jan

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Not all of us have the luxury of hopping down to the beach like a homeless crackhead living in florida, exposed to all that hot weather half nakedness on the daily, a great place to be homeless, until some zombie eats your face off under the bridge.

Not all of us are fortunate enough to be able to afford some tropical beach vacation, even the ghetto ones where the hotel rooms give you aids, and even if we were able to afford that bootleg shit, the bodies in swimwear around us would be our fat wives and not some hot chicks wanting to show off their bikinis, those ladies hang out in places the likes of us can’t afford.

Some of us live our own prison life in the walls of a mould filled apartment and the only bikini action we get because we live in a frozen tundra is at the public pool, which is predominately occupied by old ladies in what we hope are water proof diapers cuz they aren’t the kind of bodies I want to be producing the piss I am soaking in….

So we turn to the internet and do this random ass round up of random ass girls in some form of swimwear or another. It brings us hope or inspires us or some shit cuz girls half naked in swimwear is timeless classic hotness.

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