I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

24

Jan

Lauren Cohan in Esquire of the Day


LAUREN COHAN is on The Walking Dead…a popular show I’ve never watched cuz I’m too lame to hang with the cool kids…and I’m not allowed to like what the mainstream like….cuz the mainstream doesn’t ever invite me to its birthday party…..but more importantly….cuz I just assume a Zombie show created because of Zombie hype..based on a comic book…is garbage and I won’t give it a chance….at least I can pretend I’m just too cool and above it all…sitting on my throne of dog shit in a basment apartment that is around 0 degrees thanks to quality craftmanship when this low cost housing dump was built….

I guess with being on a popular show…comes getting exposure…and getting exposure that sell magazines when magazines are kinda dead and should be free anyway….require semi hot pics….leading to these shots of this girl in her one-piece that all you nerd and AMC show loving freaks will probably really like lookin at…

Posted in:Lauren Cohan

2013

24

Jan

Nina Agdal in Bathing Suits of the Day

Nina Agdal is some SI Model who looks like she has Downs Syndrome…that I can only assume Brooklyn Decker met at their Downs Syndrome summer beach meet-up and said “shit girl, you got a body that I know would look good in a magazine, it’s way more fun that the work program they normally put our kind to work at….stuffing envelopes for big corporations…fuck that”…to which she gurgled some kind of yes while punching herself in the head before for handler told her to not get so excited….and here we are now….catalog shots for bikinis…not all that erotic…but still something you can jerk off to if you’re 12 and don’t have the internet.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

24

Jan

Jodie Marsh Self Shot Twitter Erotica of the Day


Glamour Model…turned Fitness Model…Turned Body Builder….turned amateur twitter model…Jodie Marsh…posted some pics of her stupidly large fake tits….and doughy compared to when she was doing the fitness thing stomach….to twitter that she took of herself because no one bothers paying her to take pics of her anymore…cuz so much younger, fresher, less damaged and annoying pussy with tits as big if not bigger than hers….are on the scene…in an out with the old..in with the new…but at least you have social media to stay relevent…hustle…and really I’m into all attention seekers.

Posted in:Jodie Marsh

2013

24

Jan

Jeremy Renner’s Baby Momma Sonni Pacheco of the Day


I don’t know who Jeremy Renner is…but apparently he’s Oscar Nominated and people are talking about how he knocked up some groupie when in canada….only instead of calling her a groupie…who did everything she could to get knocked up by Jeremy Renner in hopes of one day being his divorcee staring on a Real Housewives show….they are calling her a model…and I have a bit of a problem with that….because she has never done any real modeling work…having a photog take half naked shots of you doesn’t make you a model…it makes you every chick on Instagram…seriously…this bitch is more of a cocktail waitress, bar tender, party girl with a uterus and a plan…that probably needs a paternity test…

Now I don’t care about who knocks up who…I just know how these girls are…the self labeled model….who end up doing promo jobs at parties and trade shows…wh is no more than just a slut…who fucks anyone with any status who comes to town….I see it all the time and I’m calling her out on it…not that I had to…or really care to…I appreciate her hustle…even if it is obvious…

If I was famous, I’d have a vasectomy to avoid this kind of shit…imagine your one night stand leading to dealing with the trash for at least 18 years cuz you have a kid together….the worst…

Posted in:Jeremy Renner

2013

24

Jan

Best News Story Ever of the Day

ABC-7.com WZVN News for Fort Myers, Cape Coral

Some naked 21 year old dude named Gregory Bruni…was heard on the roof of some family’s house in Fort Myers…when he got caught, he decided to run into the house, where he tried to steal a TV, avoid getting shot, before shitting in two places and masturbating in the house all at gun point….amazing way to add some excitement to sleepy meth filled Florida….and as far as I am concerned this guy is a fucking hero and a testament to how shitty Florida is….literally.

The funny thing is I’ve done this exact same thing at least once…but I guess it doesn’t count when it is in your own home….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

24

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s amazing booty stepgirl can be found on TWITTER or INSTAGRAM

Sometimes I wonder why I bother waking up….not to be a depression EMO school shooter Goth who hates life….but because sleep is so fucking good…even in a sour smelling bed….that has a bouquet of of cheese, park, dirty hair and dog shit….but here I fucking am internet…and luckily I got hot girls cheerleading for me…..


Do You Think You’ve Got What It Takes to be a stepGIRL? Submit Your Pics to info(at)drunkenstepfather.com

Here are some morning LINKS

And Today in Japanese Amazingness – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Sabrina Rojas is a Saucy Bombshell from South America (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Rachael Ray’s Husband Is Not A Member Of A Swingers Club, So Says Rachael Ray’s Husband
FOLLOW THIS LINK

100 Bucks Says This Horse is Smarter Than You Are – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Miss Prestin Has Spent Some Time at the Gym
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Nabilla Benattia Rocks a Bikini
FOLLOW THIS LINK

How About Some Carly Rae Jepsen?
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Model Lily Donaldson Gets Serious For Dazed and Confused Spread Photographed by Max Farago
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Hello There Free Cam Show
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Drunk Girl is Flashing at the Club (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Two Men Sue Subway for Shorting Them on Footlongs
FOLLOW THIS LINK

ITALIA LOOKS LIKE A LIVING DOLL (NSFW)s
FOLLOW THIS LINK

18 Things That You Won’t Believe Actually Exist – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Here at DrunkenStepfather…we always encourage you to treat girls fairly…with respect…we are equal opportunity fuckers…no girl inadequate enough for me to say now…it’s all part of having no standards….too bad I am too lazy to face the cold…not even to laugh at the homeless….by standing next to them eating soup and hot coffee…and I’m always in the mood for that….

Here are some links….

And Now 8 Seconds of Leslie Mann Giggling While Fondling Megan Fox’s Breasts – VIDEO
GO

The Mother Of Hawkeye’s Unborn Hawk Baby Is A 22-Year-Old Canadian Model and Here She Is
GO

J.Lo’s Midlife Crisis Continues in Fetish Gear
GO

Lena Dunham is Disgusting…
GO

Worst Women’s Tennis Serve Ever
GO

Model Hilary Rhoda Proves She Can Make Anything Look Hot in Vogue Spain
GO

Anna Hutchison Knows How To Dress
GO

At This Point, Lindsay Lohan Really Shouldnèt Be Turning Down Any Money From Anybody
GO

Best Gallery of Asses You Will See All Day (NSFW)
GO

Free Cam Shows Make Any Day Better (NSFW)
GO

Body Painting Hotness is Always Fun to Look At
GO

The 20 Hottest Photos of Summer Glau
GO

One Dildo Just Isnèt Gonna Cut It For This Chick (NSFW)
GO

Shawn Holley And Lindsay Lohan Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
GO

Celebrity Tweets of the Day (Screenshots)
GO

Gary the Goat is Free
GO

Some Chick Named Debbie Ryan in a Bikini
GO

Shakira Had a Baby – It Wasn’t a Demon
GO

Flexible Freak
GO

Leanna Decker is Sexy in Fron of a Waterfall
GO

Lady GaGa See Through Outtakes from i-D Magazine
GO

This Guy Broke the Boobs Grabbing World Record (NSFW)
GO

Roxanne Pallett’s Granny Panties Upskirt on Stage (NSFW)
GO

Some Jennifer Lopez, Just Because
GO

I Wish Doutzen Croes Was My Girlfriend
GO

Looking Good Sweetheart
GO

The Greatest Athletes of All Time
GO

Eva is Having Fun With a Dildo (NSFW)
GO

US School System FAIL (SITE NSFW)
GO

NUTS OUTTAKES MEGA POST
GO

Clever Horse
GO

All These Years Later and I’m Still Amazed By Stop Motion
GO

People Are Awesome 2013 – VIDEO
GO

Kaye Beckinsale is Looking Good AS Always
GO

Kaya or Misty, Take Your Pick
GO

Jordan is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
GO

Cartoon Creepers: “Charlie Brown” Voice-Over Guy Peter Robbins Arrested For Stalking And Threatening To Kill Someone!
GO

Lesbian Threesome Fantasy of the Day
GO

Arianny Celeste Hosts Star Trek Strip Trivia!
GO

Katharine McPhee Smoking in a Hot Dress
GO

Crazy Emergency Break
GO

18 Things That Exist
GO

BIKINI PICS! Aida Yespica Back In Vacation Mode In Miami Beach! OW!
GO

Now THAT’S One Hot Piece of Webcam Ass (NSFW)
GO

Some Tara Reid Just Because
GO

How To Fold the Japanese Way
GO

Some Chick Named Aida Yespica in a Bikini
GO

Drew Barrymore in Good Housekeeping – Horrible….
GO

Some Sexy Videos
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

The world’s hottest user-submitted girlfriend porn!
GO

Fatty in the Bath Gets Her Pussy Tickled
GO

Hot Black Girl Booty Dance….
GO

Some Hidden Cam Sex
GO

Funny Face Facial
GO

Amateur Shower Sex
GO

Awesome Amateur Anal
GO

CELEBRITY SEX!
GO

AMATEUR SEX!
GO

I LIKE SEX TOYS!
GO

Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
GO

================

Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Jan

Gwendoline Christie Artistic Nudes of the Day

Her name is Gwendoline Christie …she’s 6 foot 3….she plays Brienne in “The Game of Thrones”…I have never heard of her….I have never watched the show…but I have seen her nudes and it’s some kind of weirdness that you may find erotic….because porn is getting boring for you…and you’ve seen all the regular looking girls you can handle naked….so you might as well jump on this really large and interesting looking thing sexually…because it’s better and more legal than a lot of your other weird fetish options….

No idea where this freakshow pics are from…but at least she’s got a vagina….because based on her size…that was a little up in the air….

All this to say…she looks like her name would be Gwendoline….

Posted in:Gwendoline Christie|NSFW

2013

23

Jan

Eva Longoria in L’Officel Hommes of the Day


Eva Longoria doesn’t interest me…she’s a Mexican girl…who doesn’t think she’s Mexican…unless it involves using it to get cast in movies or TV show….because it is convenient..and like all bratty first generations who are totally disconnected from their roots cuz their parents want to make them as American as possible…and fit in the white school they send them to….to the point where I can only assume she hires Mexicans to work on her property….just to boss them around and feel above them…..but not above flaunting tit for a magazine….because that’s the business she’s in….and I don’t mind hating her while loving it….

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2013

23

Jan

Katharine McPhee Smoking in 7 Hollywood Magazine of the Day

American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star I don’t really care about…is in some magazine doing the whole dark 1950s hollywood shit…in what looks like a sheer outfit, some panties, and a cigarette…all vamped out and erotic…pushing some dominatrix fetish shit for you perverts….while I see nothing but a class lady who probably doesn’t kick dudes in the balls for money to pay her rent….but who probably has the level of talent that should be doing that…instead of this whole TV thing….

Posted in:Katharine McPhee