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2013

07

Jan

Julianne Hough Bikini Pics of the Day

Julianne Hough interests me as much as she interests her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest….and that’s not very much….only unlike Ryan Seacrest, my disinterest has nothing to do with her lack of a penis…but instead it has to do with her average at best looks…not to mention…as a professional dancer…all I see is failed stripper…even if she’s living the professional dancer dream of being cast to dance on TV, in music videos and movies….cuz I prefer the professional dancer reality…you know that she’s actually made it as more than just a front for Seacrest’s sexuality to hide his sexy relationship with Simon Cowell….and here she is in a bikini and it’s as boring as a white bikini can be.


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2013

07

Jan

Kate Upton for V Magazine of the Day


Kate Upton is great for one thing…being photoshopped in a bikini….to look like a busty 19 year old with huge fertile tits…that although probably sag in the worst way possible…look okay spilling out of a large sized bikini top….

She was manufactured by SI and that’s where she should have stayed, but instead the fashion world picked her up as a legit model, cuz blogs talk about her….

And now she’s doing editorial work, high concept, high production, all while looking like a pig, sucking in her gut, not meant to be a model, but meant to be a dairy queen clerk while going to community college for cosmetics….

It makes no sense, and I tease her all the time about being fat, having an over eating disorder, eating her feelings, because she puts herself out there…and I can….

I am not mean, I am speaking fact, and here’s Anna Nicole Smith Part 2 for V Magazine….totally out of place….especially when showing off her size next to some twink…and remember these are shot by the best, make-up and hair by the best, edited by the best…and even they cant make her look awesome…she still looks chubby….and this is horrible.

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2013

07

Jan

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Bikini Beach Shoot of the Day


My good friends at INF Photo ….captured Kim Kardashian…or at least parts of Kim Kardashian doing some kind of phootshoot on the beach in a bikini for god knows what….the other day….

I think it is safe to say that with her pregnancy, which I can only assume made strategic sense for her show to go on, comes opportunities that her mom is busy peddling, you know something like 300,000 dollars for a photoshoot of the baby bump, and 1,000,000 dollars for the baby photo…these are money making machines, even if they don’t have anything you’d think was marketable, especially not in a bikini, 10 years after the sex tape she was fat in to begin with….

You see seeing Kim K in a bikini, or tights is bad enough, but knowing theirs satan’s spawn growing inside her…makes everything about this so much fucking worse…Luckily for us, the paparazzi only got part of her bikini, as the rest of her was covered…I am surprised there isn’t an arm coming out of her twat, trying to claw his way out of her…..

America’s Royalty…what a horrible horrible joke.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

07

Jan

Lais Ribeiro’s in a Bikini for Harper’s Bazaar Brazil of the Day


Lais Ribeiro is a brazilian model…and like all Brazilian models she looks amazing in a bikini….all 5 feet 11 inches of her…with legs that go up to my fucking neck….and a great tan and thin body that make me believe in a better tomorrow….

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her, but like all perfect bodies, Victoria’s Secret has, she’s done their campaigns, and was supposed to walk their show this year, but sprained her ankle, and as far as model injuries go, that’s up there with getting a pimple…

Now she’s in Harper’s Bazaar Brazil in a bikini….looking good.

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2013

07

Jan

Stella Hudgens Looks Fun of the Day

When I was 16, girls wore ill fitting jeans, oversized sweaters, didn’t shave their bush (which I loved), but getting them to put out too actual work…there was no let’s be like the internet and fuck…it was more like “My parents would be so disappointed in me”….you know girls who never watched porn and if they did they’d get shy and run away…who never took nudes cuz there was no delete button…..probably the way 16 year olds are meant to be….thanks to their mental capacity or lack there of….and now…the under 18 crowd is dressing like this…thanks to society, the internet, accessiblity to porn, their favorite reality TV stars and their sex tapes, and old sisters who took their career to the next level with nudes….

I don’t know what these leather cat pics of Stella Hudgens doing what 16 year olds do best….duckface…are all about…but they happened…and you probably really like em. Pervert.

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2013

07

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Babe of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is back home, or somewhere south enough that it is summer, and she’s taken to social media to show the world that she looks awesome in a bikini or bathing suit at all fucking times…because that’s her job and like a doctor…you can’t just turn that shit off when you’re on vacation….it’s ingrained in your fucking core….and you’re so good at the shit that even when a retard takes your pic with a fucking polaroid he found in his retard basement….she looks like she’s worth the 1000 dollars an hour her agency charges….in what some may think is insane since she doesn’t even have sex at that price…but that isn’t insane cuz the fashion world needs girls like Alessandra Ambrosio to make us fucking care about their underwear….either way…she needs me to write her love songs all day and all night…but instead…I just post smut cuz someone’s gotta do it…and that someone is me.

Here are some pics of her hot friends…..to remind us that going to Brazil looks like fun…

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2013

07

Jan

J.Woww Proving Her Ass isn’t Fat is Funny of the Day

I have no idea how I missed these response videos to the above pictures of J.Woww…oh right…I have absolutely no interest in J.Woww…or anything Jersey Shore and never have…they are cysts on society and the fact that they got famous…even to be mocked…is representative of just how ridiculous our world, or at least pop culture is….

Now I am going to say that the likelihood of the above picture being J.Wow…is pretty likely…you see when you shoot anything with a high def camera….you get all the horrible things you normally like to hide in spanx….

Even her demo video….to show us that her ass is fantastic…when is shot from positions that are pretty good at hiding cellulite…I mean she does have all the stripper tricks…the spanx…and the camera phone to hide the mess that she’s trying to hide on New Years….

Here are the videos…any defensive girl out to prove her ass is decent…is worth noticing….even if she ultimately is not worth noticing.

Jan 2, 2013 | #myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com

Jan 2, 2013 | #my ass part 2!!! by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com

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2013

07

Jan

Sara Sampaio Nude of the Day

Sara Sampaio is one of the newer Victoria’s Secret model, this time from Portugal, and she’s pretty fucking lovely, despite having a deep hatred for the Portuguese people, not because they are in fact the armpit of Europe no one cares about, except maybe for their fishing capabilities, you know the group aspiring to be Spanish or Italian or legit Euro…but because every portuguese person I’ve ever met has been a closet case, homophobic, asshole….but they do make good chicken…and apparently they also make good models…cuz this Sara Sampaio is amazing…and with all amazing models…she’s got nude pics of herself floating around…that aren’t scandalous, but that are a great reference point when you want to see what she looks like out of those Victoria’s knickers….lovely.

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2013

07

Jan

Olivia Munn Ass for Twitter of the Day

In the past I have shat on Olivia Munn for her obvious tactics used in getting famous….I felt as though she was getting too much love for her capabilities or natural talent level…I thought she’s not hot enough to be treated this way, what’s going on here…but today a new leaf is turned and I am not gonna call her a nerd manipulator who tricked the mainstream into thinking she matters…I am going to focus on the positive and that is that she went ahead and became this low level celebrity on her own the only way she knew how and it worked….I am going to focus on the fact that her ass…looks awesome on instagram from this distance…wearing a bikini bottom….because ultimately, who cares about her dark side…when this here is the gateway to all the good she has to offer….

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2013

07

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I got in a TWITTER WAR with some porn chick, who wasn’t having my love and tenderness, because my love and tenderness is mean spirited…and I realized…there’s no point in war, we are all god’s children, we should embrace and love one another, especially those most in need of a hug….and it has inspired me to change my way…to take on kindness and embrace my love for mankind….because really the world has enough negativity in it…and all i really want is love…dirty dirty sexy sexy love…

I’m too old to fight, but I am never too old to perv out on hot pussy.

Here’s some morning links…

Today’s tip – hug a stranger and call them brother or sister…because that’s what GOD wants us to do…

This Baby is Riding a Roomba and It Basically Blew My Mind – VIDEO
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And Here’s a Dose of WTF – GALLERY
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So THAT’S How You Get the Chicks!
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Cats Demonstrate Common New Year’s Resolutions – VIDEO
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Last Week in Playmate Instagrams
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Ana Karoline Is Another Brazilian Bombshell (NSFW)
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A Little Bit of Emily Rossum
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The 50 Most Anticipated Movies of 2013
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Free Cam Shows, Hello! (NSFW)
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This Cute Blonde is a Squirter (NSFW)
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Woman Shoots Intruder 5 Times in Front of 9-Year-Old Twins
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I’d Like to Be All Over Helen (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Should Avoid Moose While Skiing – VIDEO
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