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2013

23

Jan

Taylor Swift is Rapunzel for Disney of the Day

I really really exciting Taylor Swift news….no…she isn’t pregnant…no her serial dating hasn’t ended in multiple abortions from different men of various ages….no she hasn’t got a condom sponsorship….and these aren’t pics of her getting a PAP Smear or her HPV Vaccine….these are pics of her dressed like Rapunzel for all you weird perverts who watch Disney movies with your kids and think – I’d totally do Jasmine or Pokemom or Snow White the gangbang queen….because I know that somewhere out there…is someone who’s really into these pics….unfortunately that person isn’t me…I find Taylor Swift annoying, her music annoying, her constant sex with dudes semi interesting but ultimately annoying cuz she uses it for marketing…and the whole thing is brainwashing the youth….making her the devil….

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2013

23

Jan

Nicole Kidman’s Awesome Panty Shot in The Paperboy of the Day

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I haven’t seen The Paperboy, but I hear it has some steamy Nicole Kidman scenes in it, including but not limited to peeing or being peed on and that sounds like a lot of fun because I have a thing for Nicole Kidman….but only because I’ve never banged a ginger…but am dying to….even when they have hands like this that look like they’ve already died…cuz I guess BOTOX doesn’t work on anything but face…

I came across these crotch shots and figured I’d put them up….even if I have nothing to say about them…cuz I’m too busy watching the pantyhose being ripped the fuck off…HOT….like a rushed masturbation or fuck…

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2013

23

Jan

Lane Sisters for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

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Last week…I wrote a post about a set of sisters…called the Lane Sisters, who have sex with each other in porn…As far as I am concerned, they are taking over the porn industry…one incestuous touch at a time….while perverts like me are fucking loving the idea of it….because it is the best idea ever….sisters on my dick…sucking each other’s tits….now that’s special ….you know really grasping the essence of family…and how important it is in all aspects of your life…from career…to personal…to sex….

Well…it turns out they are French Canadian…which made total sense to me …as someone who lives in French Canada….and it turns out a friend of a friend of a friend saw the post….cuz the site is awesome….showed it to them…..leading to this email….an email I like to call a magical email sent from the heavens….

Hey,

I’m a big fan of your site. Me and my sister are amateur pornstars and wanted to send some pictures of us wearing your t shirts and you can post them on your site :))

would this be possible?.

xxx Shana

Amazing…..

Which naturally got me off the fucking couch for this photoshoot….cuz pornstars…especially sisters…who fuck together have that affect on my laziness…

So I got them in
stepSHIRTS …..and this is what happened….

Sure, it’s tame…but remember….dreams do come true…all you have to do is blog about it….and magical things end up happening…

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2013

23

Jan

Alex Vaga’s Thong Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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Spy Kid Alex Vega is a lot of fun….I was having this conversation yesterday about how girls under 25 are so much better than girls over 25 and not for the obvious physical appearance advantage but across the fucking board…they are just more fun….it’s like they were exposed to the internet at a young age, grew up watching sex tapes and nipple slips, totally exposing themselves on social media for strangers being totally normal…equipped with a camera phone to put themselves on blast and fashion styles that are sleazy, erotic, leggings and short shorts….because not only do these girls take awesome pics of themselves and not give a fuck….they always wear thong bikinis like they were the one piece of yesteryear…

I am so into this….

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2013

23

Jan

Irina Shayk Modeling Lingerie for Valentines Day of the Day

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Valentines Day, the government created mid-february initiative to stimulate the economy while making people in relationships feel inadequate and making people not in relationships feel suicidal leading to a great opportunity to lure girls into your bed who are just looking for a little affection….is right around the corner…and the lingerie companies know it….they figure it is the second biggest day of the year for them…because what the fuck else do you give your woman if you’re looking to get laid…not a blender….maybe jewelery…but there’s no real benefit to dropping money on gold and diamonds…other than a blowjob…at least with lingerie you can imagine she’s Irina Shayk when she puts it on…because fantasy is the foundation of all successful marriages….and it is also the only good that comes from Valentine’s Day…..

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2013

23

Jan

Bikini Top Rihanna and Terry Richardson of the Day

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Rihanna likes to expose herself and I like to watch….she sold her soul…and fucking rides it out better than anyone who has sold their soul before her….most people are all uptight about losing their privacy, while she just fucking owns it….and if people want to look at her naked…she’s more than happy to let them….it’s the hooker she in her that I have no choice but to love….because this is what I want out of all girls I’ve ever met ever….

So here she is with Terry Richardson at some shoot in a bikini top or bra….keepin’ it real.

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2013

23

Jan

Gaga in the Tub of the Day

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I got excited when I first saw these pics of Gaga cuz I thought the welts on her back were AIDS lesions….meaning the end is fucking near…I saw Philadelphia – I know how these immune disorders that target the gay, tranny, black, and elderly population work…..but then I realized that Gaga is probably not needle sharing, and likely only fucking herself, because despite being rich and famous, she’s the only thing that could love her enough to do that to themselves…that face is a nightmare….then I did some research and thought maybe it was blood cancer…or really anything terminal…and remembered she has LUPUS….which is pretty much AIDS the Opposite version….kinda like she’s ART the opposite version….so here I am all happy the world is gonna be rid by an evil….thanks to nature taking its course and doing what’s right….but then I read the caption…and she just got hot cupping….which is unlike 2 girl 1 cupping….but more like a massage or spa treatment to rid your body of evil toxins and that was a real fucking bummer…but not as much of a bummer as being invited into GAGA’s bath in the first place….

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2013

23

Jan

OMG! Candice Swanepoel Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

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I am pretty sure that like a pornstar with a contract…or a WWE superstar with a contract…Candice Swanepoel has a contract with Victoria’s Secret and they own all aspects of her career…because why wouldn’t they?! I mean they found her, they pumped millions into marketing her, they let her on their all star team, they should fucking monetize and benefit from all aspects of her career because it all stems back to them…I mean it’s not like they are nice people, just helping a South African friend get ahead, introducing her to the right people, they are a business and she’s a pivotal part of it, at least right now…

So in them owning her, I can assume that they also run all her social media, as if she’s a line of panties, and they use her followers to shout themselves out while posting standard archive pics like this, and it’s really not all that bad of a thing….considering she’s half naked in it and that half nakedness totally blinds me from all the evil that surrounds her…from Blood Diamonds….to Blood lace and not just cuz of an unexpected miscarriage or period….all business is evil at least when it comes to Candice Swanepoel….

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2013

23

Jan

Lacey Chabert Bikini for Lifetime of the Day

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Lacey Chabert also knowns as the voice of Meg Griffin in Season one of Family Guy….a role people probably consider her at her best…..was also in Party of Five….one of those shows like Dawson’s Creek, Buffy, Felicity….etc… that manage to find a real passionate fan boy nice…and I don’t fucking know why….but I do know that I’ve been in at least one grown man’s house that was filled with action figures…and box sets of these kinds of shows….that screamed “I could be a serial killer, but I’m a harmless nerd”…..a description I assume also best describes you….which is the main reason I’m posting this 30 year old in her bikini in a TV Movie no one cares about and that won’t win her any awards…cuz that’s just the kind of actor she is…a filler that won’t leave much of a mark on the world…but that her weird, obsessive fans still have posters of and plan their wedding night every time they jerk off…I don’t get it…I just know it happens…

Here she is in a bikini for TV….

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2013

23

Jan

Laura Hollyman Topless Debut for Zoo of the Day

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There are a lot of things I like better than Glamour models….and one of those things is aspiring Glamour models…or at least brand new Glamour models…who are making their topless magazine debut….in a magazine like Zoo…because it is their dream to use their tits to take them to a better place….after years of realizing that is all people care about when it comes to her anyway….cuz her tits are fucking ridiculous….

So her name is Laura Hollyman…she’s a busty girl with a dream…a dream that is coming to a reality…and all it took was taking off her shirt….if only life, fame and money came that easy to me…I’m topless all the time and they only money it ever made me was when a mother in the park gave me 5 bucks to but my shirt on around her kids….they found my breasts offensive…x-rated…..

Either way….she’s living the titty model dream…and let’s all encourage her for her struggles and drive…you know late night 40 hours of work a fucking day…sleepless nights….emails and fucking CV re-writes it took to get her here today….

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