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2013

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day


This weekend is going to involve at least on prostitute dressed like a circus clown juggling my testicles….that I will promise to make famous…and pay in luxury vacations to the back alley…behind the dumpster….under the overpass….and it’s gonna be fun…

To keep up with me FOLLOW ON TWITTER that’s my jam….it’s where I find all my girlfriends….and defend their honor….

Here are the stepLINKS…..

LeAnn Rimes Will Still Wear Bikinis This Year and Here She is Wearing One Now
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Naomi Campbell Was Robbed By French Thieves And You Know She’s Got Their Number
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Oh You Know, Just Filming an Avalance, No Big Deal – VIDEO
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Awesome Pug Hops Up Stairs
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Alexandra Burke Bikini Pics of the §day
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Cute Hippie Bikini Chick
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Emmy Rossum Done Gone Posing
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Emma Watson Just Keeps Getting Better
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Frankie Essex is Rocking a Bikini
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JWoww Posted a Video of Her Ass and Here It Is – VIDEO
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Karina Heart is ?Very Easy on the Eyes (NSFW)
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Madden is Sexy in Red Lingerie, Wow (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fly an Airplane Drunk
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She’s Taking It Off, and She’s Taking It All Off Just For You (NSFW)
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Shay Maria Has a Tumblr Page You Need to Stalk (NSFW)
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Mama June is Disgusting of the Day – VIDEO
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Lesbian Teens and a Strap On (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston is in Some Commercial or Something – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, Have a Great Friday Night (NSFW)
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Jessica Chastain Cleavage for InStyle
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Fat Guy Drum Solo
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The Last Exorcism Part II Poster
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Emily Blunt Bikini Cabo
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Dance Like Nobody Is Watching Hipster
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Sofia Vergara Wardrobe Malfunction on New Year’s Eve
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Naked Ballerina Anyone?
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LOL Pug Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Camille Grammer Slight Bikini Cameltoe (NSFW)
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Chloe Sevigny is Boring as Hell
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Anne Hatheway is Going On About Some Thing or Another
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Hottest Contestants on The Bachelor 2013
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Football and Sex It’s the Best of Both Worlds (NSFW)
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So Many Beautiful Asses! (NSFW)
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Liv Tyler Beach Nipples
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Girl Gets Rejected On Mobbed
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Anime VERSUS Reality – A Gallery
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Gotta Love a Hippy Bikini Chick, No? – VIDEO
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Mini Anden Has a Whatever Face But Her Body is Banging
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Ela Savanas Is A Goddess On Earth (NSFW)
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Chinese Army Babes Anyone? (SITE NSFW)
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Crazy In Love!: Ex-Girlfriend Throws Herself On Hood Of Boyfriend’s Car With His New Chick [Video]
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Chastity Lynn, Katsuni and Kristina Rose – VIDEO
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Smokers Prefer Cigarettes Over Sex?
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Alessandra Ambrosio NYE Hotness
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off In Her Car (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston’s New Commercial
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Weird Dude Juggles Cigarettes
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Classic Greek Porn
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Group of Girls Drinking Piss
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Worst Porn of All Time
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Lesbian Leotard Ass Worship
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

04

Jan

Cindy Crawford Champagne Facial of the Day

Cindy Crawford did a shoot with Terry Richardson…that went a little something like this….ejaculating champagne bottles being all suggestive like a porn..like she wasn’t 50….and shit makes me want to do the same fucking thing to her….if only I had a penis that still worked…seriously…this is amazing…I have never wanted to be such an elegant beverage for classy people so bad…


If you’re interested…..
Here she is on the beach…
The other day….

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2013

04

Jan

Candice Swanepoel in Jeans for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Candice Swanepoel may be owned by Victoria’s Secret..you know since they pretty much found her, locked her into a contract, and made her a celebrity….but I think I may be owned by Candice Swanepoel and I have never even met her, even though I know she’s probably 6 foot 10 and freakish as fuck, but in pictures…in pictures she’s gold…South African Gold….which I guess is actually diamonds…or the AIDS virus…..and whatever else they export besides models with awesome accents….

Here she is for Victoria’s Secret.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

04

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt’s Bikini of the Day


Victoria Silvstedt is the fucking enemy…she is the worst hooker around…she tried to sue me because she hates being called a hooker…and prefers being called a mistress cuz I guess that’s what she is to the billionaire who is bored of his wife and is allowed a mistress….even though they are the same fucking thing…getting paid to not complain and fuck …..

Either way, despite being the fucking enemy, and being old as shit….she’s still got a rockin’ body…cuz that’s all she needs to have to keep the charade going….and here it is.


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2013

04

Jan

Veronica Pliego Topless in H Para Hombres of the Day

Veronica Pliego is some low level Mexican TV host who has all of 1500 fans….but who I guess is Mexico’s answer to Glamour Models…or some bullshit….and she’s in some magazine called H Para Hombres…showing off what is a decent looking ass….even though I know like all Mexican women…she’ll pump out a dozen kids…eat one too many corn tortillas….and end up looking like the little old Mexican lady but for now…for now she’s fucking glorious…..or at least her ass is….

Posted in:Veronica Pliego

2013

04

Jan

Elizabeth Berkley Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

You know what can’t be saved by the bell? Elizabeth Berkley’s ass. Get it…cuz she was on Saved by the Bell and other than Showgirls, that’s the only thing she’s ever fucking done….but that was clearly a long time ago…you know long before her ass started melting into itself like it’s had one too many babies…


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2013

04

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Pretending She’s not 100 Fucking Years Old in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Jennifer Lopez seems to forget that she’s 100 fucking years as she’s modeling, showing off skin, banging 18 year old gold diggers, hoping that wrist deep in her mom pussy will lead to rolexes, fame and all the other good stuf….because fisting is the only way she still feels….blame the twins….she does have twins right? I don’t fucking know, cuz she fell off back in Selena and I never got her hype, I just figured hispanic really like to endorse and promote their own…It is Friday Night, I’ve been drinking, I don’t know why I am posting this…but guess what…I am.

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2013

04

Jan

Kristen Stewart Greasy for V Magazine of the Day

V Magazine really brought out the inner inbred in Kristen Stewart out in this photoshoot, the only thing it is missing is her sucking off her dad for bowling money….because she’s all greasy, cross-eyed and unshowered looking, and there’s something erotic about this, in a watching girls get pissed on kind of way.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2013

04

Jan

Stephanie Seymour Amazing Bikini of the Day

As far as I’m concerned…this is the best picture of Stephanie Seymour…it is so representative of her…it almost tells her life story…like I can see her fucking soul…who would have thought the paparazzi would have that kind of artistic vision and integrity you know when their immigrant asses first bought moved to LA and bought a camera because dressing like Elvis outside the Chinese Theater was already taken….I’m talking the worlds least qualified people with a camera…even worse that your mom’s instagram account…yet they captured Stephanie Seymour so perfectly…maybe I am wrong about them and their low level bottom feeding ways…that will be mad and send lawyers after me for posting this even though I am celebrating their work….


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Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2013

04

Jan

Xenia Deli Sexy in Lingerie for Max of the Day

Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…but the only meat sandwich I want when looking at her is hiding in her panties…panties she’s shwoing off her amazing body in for some magazine photoshoot that excites me…partially cuz I am easily excitable…but mainly cuz she’s fucking amazing to look at….more girls need to be her…stupid names don’t matter when you’re built like this…seriously…her name could be PILE OF SHIT…and I’d still want to jump in….

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