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2013

03

Jan

Sofia Vergara Big Fucking Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Sofia Vergara has big tits. She’s in a one piece bathing suit. She’s pushing 50. She’s scammed the system. Who cares. You do…because your moms didn’t breast feed you, or because the media and porn has made you tit obsessed, or maybe you’re like me, and realize that a Colombian who has made it to the top, unlike all the other Colombians, probably has some amazing cocaine ties…you know so good they open the back door to hollywood….and that…I guess makes her worth her titties weight in semen….cuz a girl with free coke….no matter what she looks like….is my kind of vagina….I’m a hooker like that…

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UPDATE – HER TIT FELL OUT ON NEW YEARS EVE ACCORDING TO TMZ AND THEY POSTED THE NON NIPPLE VERSION – HOARDING IT FOR THEMSELVES – YOU KNOW MAXIMIZING THE MONEY THEY MAKE ON THIS SHIT…..OR NOT RELEASING IT – NOT TO MENTION HER TITS LOOK OLD LADY AND LIKE SHIT……AND HER NUDITY IS PROBABLY AVAILABLE ONLINE FROM WHEN SHE WAS AT HER PRIME

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2013

03

Jan

Izabel Goulart, Sara Sampaio and Marloes Horst Victoria’s Secret Pics of the Day

The world is not complete without a set of Victoria’s Secret illegal immigrants they own posing half naked in catalog shots….whether from Eastern Europe or Brazil, they’ve traveled to make millions of dollars and benefit from the marketing fame of the billion dollar brand…and if that is not worth promoting…I don’t know what is…

Here’s Marloes Horst, Sara Sampaio and Izabel Goulart doing the half naked, photoshopped, thing…

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2013

03

Jan

Jessica Alba’s in a Bikini and I Don’t Care of the Day

There’s something about a bitch having two kids that makes her invisible….even if her body is incredible…even if she’s someone who was considered the hottest Mexican to grace shitty movies…that she never got naked in….before doing typical hoodrat Mexican shit like getting herself knocked up to lock in a man….

The only good thing about her, is that she puts all other fat lazy mom’s to shame….cuz they pretend they can’t bounce back from their uterus being used to its full, unfortunate potential…

Yeah yeah…I get it…you wish this kind of thing was your wife or what your wife looked like…but what kind of person fantasizes about a wife…that’s way too lonely, sad, hopeless romantic…fantasies should be about hot pussy.

You see cuz there are a lot of under 30s out there, pre-baby making, who look better than this without starving themselves and trying so hard to have a second go at a career

I suggest we focus on that.

But on a positive Not AT LEAST SHE’S NOT Reese Witherspoon who Should Be Banned from Beaches ….Seriously….I know it’s not saying much but REESE WITHERSPOON ON THE BEACH SCARES ME …..

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2013

03

Jan

Sophie Turner Fat Ass in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

With all the legal threats I get from the paparazzi agencies for linking to their pics that they have horrible management of….even though there are 1000 sites posting their pics they have horrible management of….cuz like the porn industry and music industry…they’ve had a hard time adapting to bloggers writing about things they find on the internet that they find funny, pathetic or hot titty in a bikini….not to mention adapting to social media where the celebs and models are posting pics of themselves in bikinis and looking hot….making the paparazzi virtually a useless, evil entity that Bieber has every right killing…

I should hire this Sophie Turner, straight from Australia, moved to LA to become a famous model, but instead ended up like Joanna Krupa, pre-Reality TV, you know low level and forced to go back and finish her Law Degree…but at least she’s got a camera phone and a twitter account….am I right? Cuz I like her in a bikini, but not enough to want her to be famous enough for the evil paparazzi to follow her around…it will feed her ego…while this sense of failure and giving up is a better look….inadequacy always leads to good things…

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2013

03

Jan

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Ass is More Disgusting Than Non-Pregnant of the Day

Just when you thought Kim Kardashian was the worst possible human…you know sent here from hell to pollute the world….disgusting on all fronts…not hot…but marketed as hot…a pornstar…but marketed as a victim….which was probably good strategy cuz her porno fucking sucked….

You know just when you’re like this fat dark skinned slut is just about as vile as fucking possible…

She goes and fills herself up with a fucking clone….

Whether those intentions were as evil and self serving as you’d expect….or not…the fact is her genetic line continues…and knowing that a baby is inside her….makes her fat ass even more disgusting than it was a week ago…before they announced this shit….


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2013

03

Jan

Helen Flanagan for FHM UK of the Day

FHM lives…did you know that there was a time when FHM paid me to link to their content every single month cuz they didn’t understand why I was a bigger deal than them…at least on the internet….

Now FHM sends me lawyers letters when I post their photoshoot pictures of girls I don’t know, but who have big tits, pretending to cut off their bikini top, in some High Concept for low level, bottom feeding, garbage magazines you shouldn’t waste your time on, especially since pricks like me are stealing all the good they do….like this photoshoot…of some character I don’t think is even worth paying attention to…you know as low grade as the magazine she’s posing for,,,,but I’ll post it anyway…

Here’s the behind the Scenes Video…

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2013

03

Jan

Shalana Santana’s Lingerie of the Day


As I freeze my fucking dick off like I was Ryan Seacrest in his basement sex change room….only with less conviction….or choice….I figure the best way to celebrate the horribly frozen life I live is to stare at hot Brazilian models, modeling some lingerie in some catalog shots, that are about as exciting as any catalog shot you’ve jerked off to in your life time, which is not really that exciting, but still half naked….like anyone has jerked off to a fucking catalog shot in the last 10 years…this is the internet… YOU CAN GET PORN ON HERE …..but hot bodies are still lovely to look at especially when the last skin you’ve seen was from the neck up this winter…..cuz girls don’t whore out half naked when it is below zero….

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2013

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The worst thing about being a gutter hurtbag who is practically homeless but who managed to marry a fat chick with a shitty apartment….and there are a lot of bad things about being gutter hurtbag…is not having heat….when living in Canada…

I’m fucking freezing. This is inhumane….

Someone needs to make me famous or at least…and when they work on that…Here are some morning LINKS!

The Best FAILS of 2012 – VIDEO
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Now THAT’S What I Call Arranging Your Desktop Icons!
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Valeria Degenaro represents for Argentina Like a Boss (NSFW)
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LOL Dog Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Samuel L Likes To Make Bitches Squirm – VIDEO
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Proof That Every Woman From Jersey is a Man. Every. Woman.
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Guess Who’s Got a New Album Coming
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Rides Girl: Halina Miranda
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Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Mommy is Getting Herself Off, Check It Out (NSFW)
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WATCH: ‘Twilight’ Star Bronson Pelletier Pisses on Floor at LAX
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I’d Like to Be All Over Madden (NSFW)
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THERES A KIM AND KANYA TAIWANESE NEWS ANIMATION YESSSSSS – VIDEO
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2013

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

How annoyed are you of people wishing you a happy new year….It’s played the fuck out, old, boring, so last year…I’m pretty fucking annoyed of it..maybe cuz it lacks creativity…like most New Years Resloutions – we get it – you want to lose weight, quit smoking, make more money asshole…so does the rest of the fucking world…..people need a new useless topic for small talk to use on people they don’t give a fuck about ..otherwise…I’m gonna be very very very upset….

I blame my autism for my inability to accept everyday social behavior….

Here are some stepLINKS

Lindsay Lohan and Her Mom Were Both a Fucking Mess On New Years Eve
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A Photographer Was Killed Trying To Get A Pic Of Justin Bieber’s Ferrari, No Shit
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Gia Jordan Looks Like Big Titty Fun
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Kittens Watching Figure Skating
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Some of the BEST Moments of 2012
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15 Hot Celebrity Doppelgangers
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Olympic Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Cashing In On Her Sexy Wiggle – VIDEO
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Olivia Palmero Bikini
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New Years Eve London Fireworks Display
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Amanda Bynes Posted A Pic Of Her Boobs For New Year
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Correct Me If I’m Wrong, But Nasty Sluts Really Are Among the Finer Things In Life, No? (NSFW)
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Hot Girls Nerdy Underwear (35 Pics) (NSFW)
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Hey There Ali Milan (NSFW)
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Nicole Scherzinger Ass in a Bikini
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Quad Amputee Drifts Car
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show a Hit Among People Who Don’t Know Porn
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UFOs and Their Sensational Newspaper Headlines (10 Pics)
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Sofia Vergara’s Piece Got Thrown Out Of An NYE Party In Miami
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These Free Cam Shows Are Very Sexy and Very Not Safe For Work (NSFW)
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Skinny College Girl Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Katharine McPhee is Lucky’s February 2013 Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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Nicole Minetti Thong Bikini
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Batman is a Perv
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Topless Carnival Show for La Magie 2013 (NSFW)
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Helen Flanagan in a See Through Top (SITE NSFW)
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This Slut Has a Naked Work Out (NSFW)
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Naomi Watt’s Beach Pokies Make an Appearance (NSFW)
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Jay Z REALLY Needs to Stop Hanging Out With Gewnyth Platrow – VIDEO
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Mylene Klass Mom in a Bikini of the Day
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World’s Shortest Escalator
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How About Some Paulina Gretzky
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Happy Birthday Kate Bosworth – GALLERY
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The Biggest Breakthrough Stars of 2012
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This Slut is Getting a Labia Massage (NSFW)
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I Dunno What the Fuck is Going on With This ART (NSFW)
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Check Out All of 2012 in 4 Minutes – VIDEO
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WTF Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Kelly Brooke Brings the Hotness
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Gangnam Style Karate Idiots (SITE NSFW)
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Dad Left His Kid in the Car at a Stripclub, No Big Deal
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Lucia Has Some Super Sexy Tits (NSFW)
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New York Man Sues Over Drunken $28k Strip Club Tab
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Claudia Romani Hits Up Walgreens in Her Bikini To Grab Some Coconut Water!
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And Here’s a Sexy Little Web Cam Slut (NSFW)
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GQ INTRODUCES HOLLYWOOD NEWCOMER GENESIS RODRIGUEZ
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Kim and Kanye Pregnacy Done Taiwan Animation
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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YOUNG TEEN THREESOME
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HIDDEN CAM SEX
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IMMORTAL TALES
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AMATEUR SEX PARTY
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SUPER FISTING!
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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2013

02

Jan

Pam Anderson’s Old Hep Ass is Awesome of the Day

Pam Anderson’s ass is fucking rockin’…holy shit I am actually blown the fuck away by this shit…cuz when I look at it, it hardly looks as blown the fuck out as you know it is…you know all that unprotected rockstar dick….the hepatitis…the being 100 fucking years old..I mean shit…I can practically jerk off to this shit for old times…without having to watch her sex tape , or Baywatch intro scene like it was old times….I am impressed….cuz whatever the fuck is going on here…is a good thing…maybe cuz it is in pics and I don’t have to smell the impending liver failure…but that works for me….


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