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2013

23

Jan

Laura Hollyman Topless Debut for Zoo of the Day


There are a lot of things I like better than Glamour models….and one of those things is aspiring Glamour models…or at least brand new Glamour models…who are making their topless magazine debut….in a magazine like Zoo…because it is their dream to use their tits to take them to a better place….after years of realizing that is all people care about when it comes to her anyway….cuz her tits are fucking ridiculous….

So her name is Laura Hollyman…she’s a busty girl with a dream…a dream that is coming to a reality…and all it took was taking off her shirt….if only life, fame and money came that easy to me…I’m topless all the time and they only money it ever made me was when a mother in the park gave me 5 bucks to but my shirt on around her kids….they found my breasts offensive…x-rated…..

Either way….she’s living the titty model dream…and let’s all encourage her for her struggles and drive…you know late night 40 hours of work a fucking day…sleepless nights….emails and fucking CV re-writes it took to get her here today….

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2013

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t like girls with tattoos….but there is something highly erotic about a girl with a dad tattoo…because it makes you think either she’s got a good relationship with her dad…and that makes her fucking cool as shit….or she’s got a horrible relationship with her dad….all filled with daddy issues…a void she needs filled ideally with your dick…It’s like a billboard of awesome on her body….either way….and I like awesome….especially when lying in bed nude for me….

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Meanwhile in Russia – VIDEO
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Annnnnnnnnd This is the Creepiest Bathroom Ever
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I Don’t Usually Post Blind Items In the Links, But These Ones Are Interesting so Let’s All Pretend We Are a Bunch of Middle Aged Housewives Gossiping in a Sewing Circle….of the Day
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LOL Cat Video of the Morning – VIDEO
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Red Bull Just Keeps Getting Ballsier – VIDEO
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Kelly Kapowski Took Some Photos or Something
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If I’m Posting a Ginnifer Goodwin Gallery You Know It’s a Slow Day
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The 25 Most Worthless Cable Channels
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Free Cam Shows For Some Midweek Fun (NSFW)
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Sexy Young Wife is Having Some Alone Time (NSFW)
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Vegas Cop Kills Family & Torches House: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
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I Wanna Be All Over Jenna B (NSFW)
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People VERSUS Winter – VIDEO
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2013

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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This is a call to all those of you who visit this site….if you actually exist….I want you to put drunkenstepfather.com in random places like these dudes….who wrote it on a chalk board that reads “things I never search on the internet”….and send them into me…the winner gets a prize in value equal to 100,000 dollars….a pair of my wife’s dirty panties…

If you don’t participate…that’s ok…I expect you do be the deadbeat you obviously are…..

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Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Need ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ Her Boyfriend Will Pay For Everything!
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Beyonce Fake Sang Her Way Through The National Anthem At The Inauguration
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian Lost Her Cat Mercy On a Drunken Night Out (Video)
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Malin Akerman’s Disgusting Pregnancy
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People Are Awesome
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Worst Concert Ever
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Russian Parking Lot
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Salma Hayek Busts Out The Fashionable Cleavage
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Katrina Bowden Did Maxims
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You Can Track Airplanes In Real Time, Check It Out
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I’d Like to Be All Over Rosalee (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Are Blessing Us With the Finer Things in Life (NSFW)
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It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday Yet Again (NSFW)
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Pastor’s Son Kills Parents & 3 Siblings: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
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Candice Swanepoel is a Babe at the Airport
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Stupid Aerosol
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Demi Moore Really Is Dating Lindsay Lohan’s Leftovers
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This Chick is Doing Weird Things With Her Tits (NSFW)
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Horror Honchos Re-Unite for ‘S-VHS’
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Jenavive Jolie in Prison (NSFW)
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Behati Prinsloo Boob Squeeze
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This Babe is Getting Double Fisted (NSFW)
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There’s More Outtake of Beyonce’s GQ Shoot
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Brooke Burke is Hotter Than Any Cancer Patient I’ve Fucked
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When The Zombies Come
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Cats Jumping
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Maggie Grace Nip Slip & Bare Ass Shot on Californication (NSFW)
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Britany Spears is Out and About and Single
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9 Movies You Must See Before Oscar Sunday (PHOTOS)
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Top 15 Anti-Gay Activists Caught Being Gay
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Ariel and Gina Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Holly Peers – Stacey Poole- Joey Fisher and Emma Frain for NUTS
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Reporter Gets Kicked in the Nuts
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Tatyana Ali’s Got Some Cleavage Going On
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Charity Bikini Car Wash
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Nicole Kidman for Hollywood Reporter
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Someone Sent a SWAT Team of Chris Brown’s House As a Prank
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Fridge Moving FAIL – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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And This Is Why I Don’t Like Going To The Gym (21 Pics)
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Hide Ya Kids: Hasidic Jewish Counselor Sentenced To 103 Years In Prison For Sexually Abusing A 12-Year-Old Girl For 3 Years!
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Anita and Rock Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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TLC “Plastic Wife” Keeps Her Labia In A Jar? (NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr is in Super Tight Jeans
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Brandy is Busty and I Like It (NSFW)
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Arnold is BACK….But Nobody Cares
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Kat Graham in Overalls and a Bra Top
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The World’s Biggest Hips
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Fast and Taking Off in Seconds
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Ginnifer Goodwin in Elle February
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Myrtle Beach Tornado
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Nicole Richie Walk of Shame
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Emo Looking Couple Get Down
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Awesome Big Tit Video
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2013

22

Jan

Fatty Kate Upton’s Horrible Mercedes Ad of the Day

Tall, long legged, awkward mid-section, obese chick in training, Anna Nicole Smith junion, Kate Upton…..is in a Mercedes ad campaign for the Super Bowl…..and I guess this is their first release to get the buzz going…..

Really mercedes?

I guess they are trying to hit the middle class dude market with no taste….but there was a time when the Benz was a fancy car..and I guess as people got richer and bought Rolls Royce’s and Bentley’s…they had to scramble and said to themselves….”Kate Upton is well liked by dudes who like tits, and dudes who like tits can afford 400 dollar a month leases on cars that were once considered luxury cars”…..so instead of casting an actual babe….giving us some aspiration unattainable dreams we hope a car like that gives us….like it is supposed to be marketed….they’ve decided to throw out all branding….and say “hey joe dude who likes tits, get a benz”….

What a fail….

That said…why the fuck are 10 dudes washing one car…If I was rich I’d make sure the big pig of a woman would be doing it as me and my friends throw pork rinds and her saying “eat your mommy, eat your mommy”……

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2013

22

Jan

Monica Bellucci for Vanity Fair Spain of the Day

Monica Bellucci is some busty old lady pushing 50 who had acted and modeled both clothed and topless over the last 2 and a half decades…she started at 13 for some “local photo enthusiast”….who I’d like to call Roman Polanski for the sake of this post…..and now she’s modeling for Vanity Fair Spain….without really exploiting her tits the way I’d want her to be exploiting them…. but I guess at her age…she’s done all her tits are really capable of and they are now tired and a shadow of what they once were at their glory….you know like seeing a fat retired ball player thrown back into the mix…he’s got the moves…the skills…his body just won’t let him hit that home run….only the boob version….and as much as I hate to admit it…cuz I hate old ladies….I think she looks awesome.

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2013

22

Jan

Nadine Velazquez Tits on Set of Day

Nadine Velazquez is on set and shwoing off tit…which would probably be more exciting if I knew who Nadine Velazquez was….but I don’t….because I don’t watch TV….but I do have access to WIKIPEDIA…and according to Wikipedia….she married a talent agent in 2005…which happens to be the year she got her firs major role on TV…funny how things like that work out…what a random coincidence that wouldn’t make me think she fucked her way into career advancements…I mean she’s Puerto Rican…they have serious work ethic and would never do something like that with their awesome bodies….especially now that they are recently divorced….

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2013

22

Jan

Lauren Falls is the Exposed Instagram Babe of the Day

One of my favorite thing in life is girls…..and my favorite thing about girls….is that they all love male attention…even the lesbians…..

Even when they are hot and get male attention…it’s like a deep rooted need to be the star of the fucking show….even if the show is the bar they are at…..even if it means humiliating themselves…or getting naked on the internet…all cuz someone asks them to….

There are so many girls who I know and love on instagram and in life who just post hot naked pics all fucking day…and I have nothing against hot naked pics….I live for them….but they are doing it for some psychological gratification…..hoping to get some level of Kim Kardashian….

Like this hot chick who I follow named Lauren Falls……this is her INSTAGRAM …..but more importantly….I found out that prior hot bure really tame on INSTAGRAM ….Lauren was like all girls….

Aspiring to get noticed the easiest way….by getting naked on GIRLS GONE WILD because at the time she didn’t care and was asked to…and I guess that was like being asked to star in fucking Twilight…..

Thinking maybe it would be her big break….you know put her on the map for others to see how hot she is…..those camera lights and Joe Francis informercials are blinding….as is being the chosen one from the ghetto local bar you spend your boring life at …..and thanks to the internet….these awesome life choices last forever…..


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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2013

22

Jan

Lacey Banghard in some Topless Zoo Photos of the Day

Lacey Banghard is pretty ok….I mean I don’t know how hot she’d be if she; didn’t have such ridiculous tits…but lucky for her…she’s got ridiculous tits…so we don’t have to imagine such horrible things…unless she has a breakdown….like she was Britney Spears and instead of cutting off her hair….she chooses to cut off her tits….you know after realizing that all people care about are her tits….and she’s gonna make them have no choice but to care about other things about her…like her brains or her command of the English language….or something….but we don’t have to deal with that kind of crazy today….today…we can just stare at her tits…

Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2013

22

Jan

Nina Agdal’s Bikini Modeling of the Day

Nina Agdal is an SI bikini model…who reminds me of Brooklyn Decker…but not in a Brooklyn Decker’s got it going on…but in a Brooklyn Decker kinda looks like she’s totally handicap….rockin Down’s Syndrome harder than she was Corky on Life Goes on….not that that’s a bad thing…I mean if I ever put out a lingerie or bikini catalog I would only cast fat chicks, Old Ladies and retards….for the comedic element, the fact that they are affordable models….and cuz I am a humanitarian and believe we need to celebrate all people….as handicapable as they come….

It’s like some angles she’s water heading…the other’s she’s a babe…that is some 1920s circus performer shit…that luckily her body carries through….

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2013

22

Jan

Daisy Fuentes Rockin’ Swimsuit on the Beach


Daisy Fuentes is an icon to the Miami Cuban community….she is one of the few who has made it in American hosting such important things like America’s Funniest People….which as far as the Cubans are concerned is the equivalent of winning a fucking oscar…because they are a simple people…and just happy to not be in cuba…that when they see one of their own on that magical TV…it’s blows them the fuck away….almost as much as Coca Cola….or real Ketchup….and all the other things they’ve been deprived of being Cuban…

She’s the Sofia Vergara of America….only less successful, because as you know Cuba is no Colombia….She’s 46, she’s been at this for a long time, she’s posing in a bathing suit like it was the 90s, and she looks good doing it…as much as I hate encouraging old lady to produce bathing suit erotica….

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