2012
21
Dec
Ava Smith is a model and in being a model no one has ever heard of…she’s posing for some bullshit…with some nipple that can be seen through some lace and that’s good enough for me to bother paying attention to her…cuz I guess my mother never breast fed me as a child…she was too busy turning tricks for the white man and nipples excite me…
Posted in:Ava Smith
2012
21
Dec
Nothing says baby jesus was born this day, even though science says he wasn’t born this day, like a set of UK tits.
I don’t think Amii Grove matters, and not because nothing matters, but because all these stripper chicks are interchangeable and bring hope that there will never be a shortage of women to show their tits in pictures…and that to me brings hope for a better tomorrow – even with all this Doomsday bullshit…designed to stimulate the economy…
What it comes down to is that we’re all a bunch of suckers, who just want to suck on tits…..
Here’s Amii Grove.
Posted in:Amii Grove|NSFW
2012
21
Dec
I am pretty addicted to INSTAGRAM and TWITTER and not only because I like posting silly pictures of nonsense….flirting with girls and writing silly jokes, pranks, insults, being all around annoying getting me blocked and banned always But also because of the hot pussy that broadcast themselves all day…with nudes, half nudes and overall hot as fuck shit…so I figure I should showcase one of them a day…since that’s what they want…and that’s what I want…and together we can do this….
Today we have….jessiwessii and she’s fucking perfect. The hottest girl in the game…
Posted in:Social Media Bab
2012
21
Dec
Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by…THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE and ARIEL REBEL
TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE….
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Posted in:stepXMAS
2012
21
Dec
If the end of the world happens – it is unfortunately that this is my last entry on the internet for the people of the future/ancient aliens to stumble across 10,000 years down the road…
Here are some morning links…come on end of the world – you can do it…so far you’ve been a fuckign bummer..
Yes I realize talking about the end of the world is obvious and annoying and what everyone small talkin’ is doing right now…because they don’t realize it was the government’s initiative to get people to spend more this holiday….
It’s fucking Christmas, are you even on the computer?
ULTIMATE FIREWORKS FAIL COMPILATION
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Aggressive Booty Slappin Leads to Brawl – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Ice Skater Jumps Over 14 Kids Holy Shit! – VIDEO
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16 Flawless Hotties Wearing Hats (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Promoting Her Book, Guess How?
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Big Boi Reads How the Grinch Stole Christmas – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Brides in Movies
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Morning Sexy
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It’s Amazing What This Chick Can Pull Out Of Her Ass (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Suzy Favor Hamilton
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I’m in Love with Sarah and Her Big Old Tits (NSFW)
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Drunk Santa Fails – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
20
Dec
End of the world tomorrow – fingers crossed – I’m in the mood for some apocalypse shit – cuz life should be a Will Smith movie, anything but that is totally unsatisfying,
Here are some links….while you prepare for the end of the world…or more importantly…people updating their facebook and twitter for the next 48 hours about it…shoot me now Mayans…
You Will NEVER Guess Who Carmen Electra is Bangin’
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Miss Venezuela Was Robbed! – VIDEO
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Obama Dubs Sings Deck the Halls
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Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar
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No Bottle Opener – Try This
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The 25 Funniest Reviews of Canadian Strip Clubs on Yelp
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Sarah Hyland Gets Cleavagy For Glamoholic
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Holly Madison is a Pregnant Show Off
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I Don’t Always Take Dumps in Public, But When I Do It’s in the Dick Stall
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Natalia Siwiec Sets the Bar on Perfection (NSFW)
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Jordan Carver is One Sexy Bunny (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Sexy, Hello! (NSFW)
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Creek Pole Vault Fail
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Bill Murray in GQ
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Dog Chases Fireworks…
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The Quarterback Virgin And The Professional Beard Just Couldn’t Make It Work
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3-Time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton Worked as $600/hr Hooker
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This Little Slut Has Got a Talented Vagina (NSFW)
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Bill Murray is Fucking Amazing of the Day
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Connie Carter in the Secret Garden (NSFW)
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Guinevere van Seenus Topless without Pants
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This Slut is a Human Candle Holder (NSFW)
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Glee’s Naya Rivera Slips a Nip in her Music Video (NSFW)
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Ben Affleck And Kristen Stewart Aren’t Going To Bone In A Movie After All
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Drunk Santa Fail
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Lady Gaga Nipple in a Fashion Shoot
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Parrot Dancing to Dubstep
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Gwyneth’s Rocker Pelvic Thrusts
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ANCHORMAN 2 IS COMING HOLY SHIT
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The 10 Most Terrifying Christmas Figures
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A Whole Bunch of Sluts and a Whole Row of Dildos
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This Skinny Six Pack Slut Makes Me Wanna Puke (NSFW)
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GIRLS OF THE YEAR: CATALINA OTALVARO
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Unnecessary Censorship 2012 – VIDEO
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Behind the scenes of Kelly Brook’s 2013 calendar shoot
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Drunk Naked Sluts Are What We ALL Need No? (NSFW)
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Butt Implant Busts in This Dudes Hands! – VIDEO
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Sherry and Nikki Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy Of the Day
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Some NSFW Gift Ideas for Your Last Minute Christmas Shopping
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Buzzer Beater
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Buttery and Flakey an Old People Fail
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David Letterman Talks to Oprah Abotu Sex
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HAWAII: Olympic Soccer Gold Medalist Alex Morgan Bikini Pics!! OW!
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This Busty MILFs Tits Are Out of Hand (NSFW)
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Jenny McCarthy Shows Off Abs for Shape Magazine
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Lindsay Lohan Stole Furniture From a Reality Show Because Her House Was Basically Empty
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Hedge Kittens!!!
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Doggy Christmas Carol
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Jessica Biel Goes Glam in Elle
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Flexible Teen!
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100 Tits get Cummed On
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Superiors and Subordinates! Weirdest Asian Film Ever
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Amateur Lapdance
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Reverse Cowgirl POV Compilation
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
20
Dec
I may have THE BEST FUCKING CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE IN THE FUCKING GAME …but LOVE magazine comes in a close second with their half naked hot model video advent calendar featuring babes like IRINA SHAYK, PIXIE GELDOF, DAISY LOWE, ANNE V, JESSICA STAM, ELIZA CUMMINGS, KELLY BROOK, Alessandra Ambrosio, LILY DONALDSON fuck does this list ever end…..SUKI WATERHOUSE……DREE HEMINGWAY…Abigail Clancy….shit just go to LOVE MAGAZINE to see the entire calendar…
But this wouldn’t be a stepfather post without posting some of my favorties….but for the record all of them are amazing…
IRINA SHAYK:
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO:
PIXIE GELDOF:
DAISY LOWE:
DREE HEMINGWAY:
CARA DELEVINGNE:
ABBEY CLANCY:
ANNE V:
FRIDA GUSTAVSSON:
JESSICA STAM:
ELIZA CUMMINGS:
KELLY BROOK:
SUKI WATERHOUSE:
LILY DONALDSON:
Tis the season..for the Very Merry Stepfather Holiday GIFT GUIDE .
Posted in:stepFASHION
2012
20
Dec
Barbara Palvin is the potential pussy that broke the Justin Beiber and Selena Union sent from heaven, or more likely, publicist and management heaven, cuz it gave people something to talk about…you know her sex offending molesting little boys…and his pretending to not be gay…in some American love story that was as fabricated as all American love stories..and that ended with these 18 year old Hungarian bikini and lingerie model tits…for beiber (right) and Mia Farrow / Woody Allen’s 25 year old boy genius son for Gomez…
The lies from all angles….hurt me…but luckily young tits make em better.
Posted in:Barbara Palvin
2012
20
Dec
Rihanna is in Barbados for the holidays – even though everyone I know in Barbados kinda hate her….as she’s treated like their little princess…and she acts like a little princess…treating the locals like her staff…even the people she went to school with….because that’s just the kind of cunt she is….
Seriously, people I know in Barbados tell me that she probably deserved to get beat, if she even got beat, and didn’t beat herself and blame Chris Brown cuz the cops always believe the woman….which would explain why they were recently back together…only to break up again…
But another explanation of that is publicity…it’s good for fucking business…and who cares about that shit, they are both spoiled and set of life and their personal lives, unless on video getting fucked shouldn’t fucking care about these brats….
But I think it’s perfectly reasonable to care about her in a bikini….at home…living the good life..cuz i fucking love bikinis…
Here’s the video….
Posted in:Rihanna
2012
20
Dec
For the record… I DO NOT FIND DITA VON TEESE HOT or ATTRACTIVE or INTERESTING …In fact, I think she’s a fucking scam….I didn’t care about her when she was an average at best with shitty implant girl working for playboy thanks to some internet success she had early on in the internet game…not even when she was shooting softcore lesbian porn and I sure as hell don’t give a fuck about her now, 30 years later….She’s got an act that works for ugly chicks, the pin-up shit that is played out and she just happened to be the poster girl of….but apparently China does care about her…coz they got her to pose in lingerie for them…and I guess that’s good enough strategy for a bottom feeder like her…cuz if you can get 1 dollar from 1 billion people…you’re pretty fucking set financially…especially at the tail end of your hooker slut game…cuz one day…Betty Page impersonator is gonna have to hang up her vintage lingerie….
Posted in:Dita Von Teese
