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2013

08

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Does Marilyn Monroe of the Day

This is the trailer of some movie called InAPPropriate Comedy that is produced, or written, or directed by the genius millionaire hooker beater Vince over at the Slap Chop….the concept is pretty simple…inappropriate jokes….you know just a pile of nonsense with obvious joke after obvious joke that I probably could have and should have written…because I want to make money too…and despite hating everything in Hollywood…this looks pretty alright….staring Rob Schneider, Adrien Brody and most importantly Lindsay Lohan has a cameo where she plays a little Marilyn Monroe with a little panty flash…and the only thing disappointing in this is that Lohan’s doing these stupid comedies and not more serious straight to DVD rolls where we get to see her tits…because that’s all she’s become…a host body for those awesome tits…


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

08

Jan

Rosario Dawson’s Topless Tanning of the Day

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Rosario Dawson is some coke slut party girl scenester from a poor immigrant family that used to squat in abandoned buildings in New York, who was recruited at 15 by pervert Harmony Korine, to be one of the tween who’s nipples you saw while swimming in her bra in K.I.D.S…..and it’s been nothing but roses and fucking unicorns for this bitch ever since..getting half naked at 15 was her lottery ticket…so why would she stop getting half naked now…it is the foundation of who she is and everything she represents…sure she’s done other gigs where she hasn’t had to get half naked…and the world saw her as some kind of movie star…and not some gutter slut…for whatever reason…but the good news is that she’s never let go of who she really is…at least that’s how I am interpreting her topless tanning in Barbados, and island that doesn’t allow topless tanning, cuz 90 percent of the tourist are fat Britons…and not fat lookin’ Rosario Dawsons….


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Posted in:Rosario Dawson

2013

08

Jan

Pam Anderson Pasty Titty on Stars on Ice Pasty of the Day

Pam Anderson was on a show called Stars on Ice or Dancing on Ice or some figuring skating based garbage that you’d expect a Canadian has been to get cast on, especially since she’s done all the bottom feeding she can…from Big Brother India to Dancing with the Stars….THERE’S NO WHERE ELSE TO GO….

She was voted off first….but before she got the boot, she pulled a little Pam Anderson old trick from the vault and exposed a titty, sure it had a Pasty on it, but you’d cover your nipples up too, if they were cut off and sewed back on as many times as her nipples have…you know the accident victim of titty….thanks to plastic surgery….

She may be 45, but she is the Playboy starlet when Playboy mattered, turned TV Star, turned movie star, turned Sex Tape Star….an innovator…who maximized her investment in her tits harder than most women…

In keeping up with her image, she went to an after party, got wasted, probably on one drink thanks to her liver failure due to hep, and flashed her ass like a good hooker….

She’s so much fun!

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2013

08

Jan

Daisy Fuentes Bikini New Years Pic of the Day

Daisy Fuentes posted this amazing picture to her instagram for New Years Eve….but based on her level of relevance…it has taken the public a week to find it….but I am sure glad they did…cuz I like seeing babes from the 90s who are in their 40s rockin’ bikinis in the snow…showcasing their fake tits…while having a good ol’ winter time….it’s my porn….my very specific fetish that Daisy Fuentes just catered to….what a slut.

Posted in:Daisy Fuentes

2013

08

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Sometimes I think the inny vagina is like a unicorn. A mystical or mythical creature that potentially lives in the panties of women everywhere….but that in fact live in the panties nowhere…except of fat chicks….

I wonder…if a perfect slit vagina like you would draw on a girl if you were an artist…actually happens…or if that only happens to fat chicks…because in all my years of pussy….I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a total coinslot.

That’s not to say I don’t like all vagina, in fact the meatier the better…it’s just to say I wanna see that showcase slit…in the flesh to know it actually exists…and is not just a lie “THE MAN” is feeding us…

On that note…Here are some morning links…

This Drunk Dude Just Ain’t Gonna Make It – VIDEO
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Maria is Mouth Watering, Wow! (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Making a Ride With a Leaf Blower? WHY NOT! – VIDEO
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Megan Ewing is One Sexy Texan (NSFW)
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BREAKING: Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Also Enlarge From Pregnancy, Jealous Butt Curses God
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Jessica Chastain is InStyle UK’s February 2013 Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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Rides Girl: Lauren La Carriere
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Free Cam Shows for Some Tuesday Morning Sexy (NSFW)
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This Hot Latina is Showing It All Off (NSFW)
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Joe Biden/ Honey Boo Boo Mash-Up Just Makes Sense
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Madden Has One Sexy Ass (NSFW)
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THE EVIL DEAD TRAILER IS HERE – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided that no man should have this little power…I need more power…I need more fame, money, relevance….I want KIDS DOING #Cut4Bieber but for me….cuz you know you matter when kids are cutting themselves on social media….for your attention….instead they don’t know I exist….gotta step my game up….cuz this insanity is the future…

That said…Too bad this is a 4Chan prank…that is amazing…Love them 4chan dudes…hope they target me one day.

Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Show Up For Court Because Her Dad Allegedly Raped Dina 20 Years Ago. Yup.
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WTF Video of the Day Gave Me Cancer Just By Watching It – VIDEO
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Jessica Chastain InStyle UK TITS
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Fitness Booty Shaping
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Enter The Vagina Of Olivia Wilde
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Frankie Essex Bikini Candids
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Cats Demonstrate New Years Resolutions
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GoPro Camera + Laser Pointer + Cats = Endless Entertainment
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The Highways in the Netherlands Are From the Future – VIDEO
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The 20 Sexiest GIFs of Meagan Good
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Sarah Hyland Is Seriously Busting Out!
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Pippa Middleton is a Best Selling Author and The Only Way That Sentence Would Be More Funny Is If It Was True
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Low Budget Gym
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Anne Hathaway Harper’s Bazaar
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Dog Saves Kitten from Another
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Busty Brunettes Make Monday’s More Appealing (20 Pics)
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Alessa Ross Has One Hot Ass (NSFW)
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WATCH: How to Make ‘American Psycho’ Kid Friendly
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Trace Cyrus is a Dirt Bag But His Girlfriend is Sexy in Workout Gear
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Winter Prank Goes Wrong
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Elin Nordegren in a Bikini
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Blow Up Boogie
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This Chicks Butthole is Anything But Tight (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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At the End of The Day, We All Want a Girl That Will Make It Easy, and Put Out, No? (NSFW)
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Looks Like That Steve Jobs Movie is Finally Coming Out
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Chloe Vevrier’s Victorian Boobs (NSFW)
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Elsa Pataky Has Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off at 20 000 Feet (NSFW)
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Liv Tyler’s Ocean Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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Naomi Watts is Looking Pretty Good
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Taylor Swift Acapella Cover By Those People Who All Played That Song on One Guitar
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Old Prospector Prank
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Behind the Scenes of Courtney Stoddens New Video – VIDEO
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The Very Best Viral Conan Clips of 2012
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Lena and Melody Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Champagne X Ass. You Do The Math (NSFW)
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How To: Play Rugby… Explained By Sexy Chicks – VIDEO
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Pug Vs Kitten
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Dakota Fanning Pervs Out for a Photoshoot
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50 Effects with 50 Cameras
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he Good Folks From Taiwanese News Animation Did a Video About Justin Bieber Smoking Weed and It’s Amazing as Expected – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima is Wearing Short Shorts
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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Elsewhere In The World: 15-Year-Old Girl Forced To Marry 90-Year-Old Man After He Paid Her Parents $17,000
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Lesbian Foam Party, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Big Tittied Chick Almost Motorboats Dude To Death! (NSFW)
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Some Sexy Ladies From the Audi Golden Globe Party
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Busty Blonde Girl on The Web Cam (NSFW)
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Bieber Smokes Weed Taiwanese Animation
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Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs is Funny
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Baby Does Pull Up
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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108 Minutes of Bondage
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Todays Best Porn Ever
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Cute Teen Fucks At Home
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Teen Rub Massage Porn!
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Babe Gets Her Feet Cummed On
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Sailor Moon Gets DPed in Class
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Jan

Kate Upton in Elle of the Day

I saw Kate Upton had posted some of these pictures on Twitter of her recent Elle shoot where she was wearing the Panda hat…to which I wrote “where is the rest of the panday, did you eat it” or something similar…because I am a cyber bully….but more importantly cuz Kate Upton is portly, piggish and even people in the fashion scene don’t get her appeal…but go with it cuz she sells magazines issues to perverts eager to stick them pages together…even though they can just get the pics on the internet….for free due to martyrs like me….

Either way, I don’t hate her and I don’t think calling her sloppy or dumpy is anything but stating fact….but then all her defenders come along and freak out…cuz “have you seen those tits bro”….

Here are the pics cuz I guess it doesn’t matter whether it is baby fat…or slowed down metabolism…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

07

Jan

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day


Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect as far as I am concerned and I guess as far as Victoria’s Secret is concerned too…because they’ve turned her into their poster girl…and without them…she’d probably still be a fit model…trying on clothes for old lady dress manufacturers…but instead she’s the tall, lean, hot body…half naked and incredible to look at…with a rockin’ accent who seems like a pretty lovely person…based on my extensive research of looking at her half naked.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

07

Jan

Melanie Sykes Latex Bodysuit for Fabulous Magazine of the Day


Melanie Sykes is a pretty old British TV Host….who was at one point a model. You’ve likely never heard of her…because I have never heard of her…and if I had heard of her…I would have likely forgotten who she was because that’s just how good I am at this celebrity shit…don’t blame me blame my facial recognition blindness…everyone looks the same…and really whether you know her or not..you now know what she looks like in some low level bondage gear for some magazine…and at 42, it could be substantially worse….

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2013

07

Jan

Julianne Hough Bikini Pics of the Day

Julianne Hough interests me as much as she interests her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest….and that’s not very much….only unlike Ryan Seacrest, my disinterest has nothing to do with her lack of a penis…but instead it has to do with her average at best looks…not to mention…as a professional dancer…all I see is failed stripper…even if she’s living the professional dancer dream of being cast to dance on TV, in music videos and movies….cuz I prefer the professional dancer reality…you know that she’s actually made it as more than just a front for Seacrest’s sexuality to hide his sexy relationship with Simon Cowell….and here she is in a bikini and it’s as boring as a white bikini can be.


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