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2012

29

Oct

Mena Suvari Cleavage Shot of the Day

Hey Mena, from that angle, you don’t look like you have an alien of a head…..you know this picture makes me laugh because most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…and have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure spots look good or less obvious…they have a good side….and have spent years doing it…and in Mena Suvari’s case…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….and I find it funny knowing she probably took ten pics of this before feeling like her forehead was just right and in a place at an angle she was comfortable with I guess that’s why I’m posting this.

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2012

29

Oct

Joanna Krupa Hilarious Half Naked Posing of the Day

Is this for real?

Joanna Krupa is “a model” by trade…and she posted these pics of her posing on set of some bullshit you know isn’t a big deal….and I am loving it…cuz she’s posing in a way that looks like she’s mocking modeling…you know like how three drunk girls at a bachelorette party would pose for the camera….or how you’d expect them to make fun of models on shitty shows like SNL….but I think she’s being serious and I guess that’s part of the reason why she’s never really made it…but has somehow managed to work the reality TV circuit…all because she was in Maxim a few times in 2000….back in the last end of the world crisis….that paved the way to be the hot girl on Dancing with the Stars for the husbands to stomach bein forced to watch that shit in the one TV trailer park households I assume watch that show….cuz if everyone on the shit was Mario Lopez and Kathy Griffin…spousal abuse would surely go down…but throw in some hot enough pussy…and all of a sudden it all becomes ok….

Either way here she is in some pics she felt were good enough for you to see…so she obviously likes them….even if they are clowny as fuck.

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2012

29

Oct

Jessica White is a Victoria’s Secret Model of the Day

I know I am too cool for Halloween….and I have been hating on the shit all day….but I do approve of some costumes…and that is when they involve little to no work…like when a girl just figures “I don’t have a costume, I’ll go out in my underwear with a mask”….you know the low impact, last minute, poor planning, this is what I have lying around kind of costumes….you know not that purchased at a sex shop, typical trash…or rented and obvious…or something custom made that involved tons of effort…cuz all you really need is some underwear for a good costume…and I think Jessica White is the ghost of Halloween future that brought me hope and new found appreciation for the Holiday…but maybe I just like that her name is white but her skin is black…but I think it’s got more to do with her dressed like a lingerie model…when she is a lingerie model….she played halloween right.


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2012

29

Oct

Cassie Scerbo Does the Worst Wonder Woman of All Time of the Day

Oh look another girl in a wonder woman costume…i wonder where she came up with this…oh right she probably got the idea for the 1000000s of girls who have rocked the same fucking costume since 1978….irrelevant cunt…needs to step her creative game up…she’s on the red carpet…hitting the costume shop saying “hey, I’ll take anything generic you got”….doesn’t fucking cut it for me….but maybe that’s cuz I am too cool for Halloween….or maybe I am just too cool for this Cassie Scerbo bitch…you know since I’ve never heard of her….because she is best known for “Bring It On: In It to Win It” and looking at her doing one of the worst, boxy, horrible Wonder Woman I’ve ever seen….doesn’t do it for me…even with her costume jacked up her twat….I am actually embarrassed for her….


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2012

29

Oct

Kendra Wilkinson’s Retired Playboy Fake Tit Body Painted of the Day

It is halloween and it amazes me that people are posting all this “best celeb halloween costumes” as if it fucking matters, but then again, I don’t think celebrities matters and 90 percent of the reason behind me doing the site is wondering why the fuck people care, you know when real life issues are going on….

On the plane yesterday, I’d say 90 percent of people reading magazines were reading celebrity tabloid magazines…and I just don’t get why people care…especially on Halloween…when everyday girls…who are generally hotter and more secure than celebrity girls.

The Halloween costume posts are just cheap content for people who lack vision, like me…because I’m posting Kendra Wilkinson’s nipple body painted, cuz she posted her nipple body painted to her twitter, cuz she’s a playboy model who has a sex tape, we’ve seen her naked, we have seen her get fucked, back in her prime…so we shouldn’t even notice her doing this…but we do…and here it is…

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2012

29

Oct

Zosia Nowak Model Tits for Elle Greece of the Day

You have probably never heard of Zosia Nowak and either have I….probably because she’s a 20 year old model…pretty new to the game…from Poland and working out of Greece…the land that invented modern anal sex facilitated with olive oil lubricant…because if you throw a little spice, cucumber, tomato and feta in the mix…you got your*self a good cum and shit filled salad…nutritious and delicious….and it is not even gay if it is with your old male philosopher teacher…it is considered and honor…this is Sparta motherfucker….and this post has nothing to do with the issue at hand…and that issue is that Zosia…my favorite model out of Greece…and not only because she is the only model out of Greece I know…but also because she’s willing to show nipple for fashion and fashion without nipple isn’t fashion at all….Am I right or am I right?

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2012

29

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s Legs Skateboard of the Day

There’s something I really hate about girls who skateboard….and that I have always hated about girls who skateboard….and that is that they look like idiots and usually aren’t as dainty or as lady like as I like my girls to be…but I guess that was an era before the long board made a comeback…cuz seeing Candice Swanepoel, my favorite, rocking her long athletic model legs, squatting like she was on my dick…but instead on a longboard…. all beachy and 70s erotic…and not tom boy trying to pop shove it….and I like it….but then again…I like all Candice Swanepoel has to offer…from her period…to shitting…to anything disgusting she can do..it’s all fucking gold to me…

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2012

29

Oct

Rachel Fox Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

Rachel Fox is some 16 year old girl who was on Desperate Housewives and who understands that she doesn’t need Halloween to get half naked for attention…she can just do it any fucking day by wearing a bathing suit or a bikini…and all the perverts who are into 16 year old starlets trying to get noticed the best way there is to get noticed…getting half naked before they turn 18 like they were Miley, Vanessa Hudgens, Taylor Momsen and all the other young Hollywood TWHORES (that’s Tween Whore in My Language)…..because perverts and the media will always pay the fuck attention to TWHORES…

ure this could be pics of her in latex, space alien for her trick or treating….cuz I think kids at 16 still trick or treat…but instead it’s more innocent, subtle, and not some Halloween bullshit…which works nicely for those of us who hate Halloween and its commercial appeal….I’m such a hipster…all anti-establishment and too cool for Halloween.

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2012

29

Oct

Fergie is a Cat for Halloween of the Day


Maybe I am getting old, or shit is getting repetitive…and just doesn’t matter to me…because I did not give a single fuck that this past weekend was the big blow-out weekend for Halloween…

College girls…and old moms alike were out in their full slut gear…as skimpy as their wild side allowed…because Halloween allowed them to have a carte blanche…an excuse….and full rights to let loose and be like “it’s halloween, here’s my fucking pussy lips hanging out of my underwear”…..

I think I didn’t care because there are sluts everywhere, and they don’t need halloween to be half naked….and those are the sluts I like….and not the 9-5 slut in the same costume ever other girl is wearing trying to be sexy…

Sure I like prude bitches letting it all out cuz they have an socially acceptable excuse to…but shit just doesn’t give me a boner….maybe cuz it’s always the same fucking costume….on a different fucking body…or maybe just cuz it’s played out.

Yes, I am too cool for Halloween.

Here’s Fergie as a cat hiding her dick for Twitter….cuz it is Halloween…even though people should be doing this everyday….

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2012

29

Oct

Kate Upton in Lingerie for Cosmo of the Day

I guess I am the only person who thinks that Kate Upton is piggish….because when I look at her…even when she is photoshopped to shit…I see a sloppy fat girl in training with a shitty ass….meaning that at 19, her big D tits are alright…and I guess it is important to live in the moment and appreciate when we have in front of us…but in no time her metabolism will stop, drop and roll the fuck out of here…leaving her an Anna Nicole Smith….big tits like this don’t come with fucking consequences….big tits like this are only good for a short window of opportunity….big tits like this…although amazing and fun to pay with in all their fleshy glory….are not as good as the media is making you believe….but I’ll still look at her making fat girl faces in Cosmo…cuz she’s half naked…and we like all girls who are half naked…even if they are a whole lot of big breasted belly hiding hype….

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