I’m back. Not that I was ever really gone, I am the only asshole who takes a week to go on a free trip to Central America to meet hot hispanic hookers who want to teach me how to climax on their faces, who still updates his stupid fucking site no one reads….but I’m back none the less.

I wasn’t arrested, I wasn’t stopped at customs, I wasn’t used as a drug mule….and all this to say is that free trips are magical…I expect more in the future and while I do that – and recover from sitting next to a homeless man with bleeding scabs all over his arms for 3 hours on a plane we were both too fat for…

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Jenah is our babe of the day and you can find her instagram @gypsyone and Twitter @gypsyoner

Marie-Eve here.

It’s been swell guys and though I didn’t get to post as much as I would like, it was fun hanging out here all the same, as always.  Jesus and I discussed me coming back to post occasionally so who knows, maybe we will be seeing more of each other over the next little while.

For me, Halloween starts this weekend and Halloween is basically like my New Years but better because there is none of the pressure from your asshole friends that have seen too many gay movies (gay as in shitty not homosexual) and are convinced it has to be the best night of their lives.

My Halloweens also end up lasting like 7 days and November is dedicated  to a month long existential look into what the fuck I am doing my life and crying in the shower thanks to the guilt of all the horrible things I did during the last week of October.

This weekend, I start digging new graves in the graveyard of mistakes that if my life.

Cuddles, fuckers.

Justin Timberlake Apologizes (Not Really) For the Video His Friend Made For His Wedding That Exploited Homeless People – READ
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Just a Regular Day With Some Regular Anti-Gay Adoption Interpretive Dance. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Some Pretty Fucking Amazing Knife Skills, That’s For Sure – VIDEO
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The 25 Thirstiest Halloween Costumes Women Will Be Wearing This Year
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Katherine McPhee Picture Moment
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Kendra Rain’s Body is Tight. The Face? Not So Much
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Frisky Friday Brings Us Some Halloween Hotties
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Dani Mathers Wants to Light Your Fire
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Free Cam Shows for You Friday and Beyond
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
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Hero Of The Day: Little Girl Throws Some Shade at Pippa Middleton
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These Two BFFs Get Up to No Good (NSFW)
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Sexy Games For You to Waste Your Weekend With (NSFW)
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Christina Applegate is as Sexy as Ever
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Layla Rose is Nude Tanning (NSFW)
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Kristen Ritter Pokies Are Fine By Me (SITE NSFW)
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I’m No Tennis Fan But This Shot is Pretty Fucking Impressive (Scroll Down) – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out This Gallery of Fit and Famous Babes
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Jimmy Kimmel Fucks With People on Account of the iPad Mini – VIDEO
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Kylie Minogue is See Through and Lookin Good
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Lindsay Lohan News of the Day – When You Lie Down By Dogs, You Get Fleas
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Flashback Friday: Halle Berry Strips Down to Her Underwear in ‘Swordfish’ (VIDEO)
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Amber Heard Tight Pants and Dark Hair, Lookin Good
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Mom Fakes Own Child’s Death For Donation Come Up-Funeral And Attention [Video]
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Brandi Love and Nicole Graves Get It On (NSFW)
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The Sex Life Of Conjoined Twins Revealed! Sort Of… (SITE NSFW)
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Victoria Justice Killin’ It On “Fun Size” Red Carpet Premiere
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If the Brady Bunch Had Been Like This Video I Would Have Watched It 24 Hours a Day (NSFW)
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Some Random Porn Videos Thanks to Our Very Own Madam Meow (NSFW)
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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