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2012

26

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

 

Marie-Eve here.

It’s Friday already and come 6 pm tonight, everything around here returns back to normal.

Well, maybe normal is a stretch.

Though Jesus only asked me to help with the Morning Hangover and stepLINKS posting I had hoped (as had he) that I would get a chance to post a bit more but work schedule combined with a 2 day hangover that left me wanting to pretty much kill myself stood in the way.

Never before have I been so happy to be responsible for so little

 

From The “I Quit This Bitch” Files: Lindsay Lohan’s Publicist Dumped Her
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WTF Photo of the Day (SEMI NSFW)
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Natasha is Rockin Nothing But Socks (SEMI NSFW)
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Britany Nola is a Anna Nicole Smith Type (SEMI NSFW)
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Here’s Some of Latest Still From THE HOBBIT Cause I
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Bebe Layne is the Rides Girl of the Day
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Check Out These Free Cam Shows, You’ll Be Glad You Did (NSFW)
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy to Start Off Your Morning (NSFW)
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Zumba Whorehouse Scandal: Kennebunk Awaits 2nd List of Exposed Johns
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Shane Gets Super Sexy for FHM (SITE NSFW)
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Air Guitar World Champion Ship. Yes, This Happened – VIDEO
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Sexy Games Help Usher Us All Into The Weekend (NSFW)
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2012

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I spent an hour and a half fucking around in in the plumbing section of a hardware store this afternoon, most of that arguing with some miserable old bastard who had probably worked in that place for 80 years, which you would think would make it interesting for him when someone comes in with a unique hardware type problem begging him to use his years of vast hardware knowledge to help them fix but no. This old bag of dicks insisted on telling me the carefully laid plan I devised to fix my washing machine wasn’t going to work and that he didn’t want to bother helping me because he knew it was a waste of his time.

He still insisted on following up and down the aisles as I subsequently pieced together all the parts for the next 45 minutes that I would need to get this shit working finally.

Did it look like something created by Dr. Frankenstein? Yes

Would a Plumber have laughed in my face if he saw it? Absolutely.

But you know what? It worked. It made it all worth it just to see the look on his bitter face.

Lesson of the day: Don’t let anybody tell you you can’t do something, whether that is climbing mountain, getting that job you’ve always wanted,  or being able to wash the giant pile of laundry that has taken over your bed and possibly may be alive given it’s current state.

See? I’m living proof you can make your dreams happen, so trust me when I tell you that you should click these links.

Axl Rose Showed Up To ‘Jimmy Kimmel’ On Time And Made Logical, Coherent Statements, WTF?
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Stephan Colbert Makes Donald Trump a One Million Dollar Offer – MUST WATCH VIDEO
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Best Celebration Ever? It May Just Well Be – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Bad Actresses Of All Time
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Halloween Cleavage
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Giess Who is Single AGAIN?
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Jordan Carver is Always Eas on the Eyes
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4 Haunted Houses That WILL Scare the Shit Out of You. MUST READ
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JacLyn Has One Tight Body (SEMI NSFW)
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The Best Sports Inspired Halloween Costumes Including a Tribute to Jerry Sandusky
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Cam Show Girls That You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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CANNIBAL COP: NYPD Officer Plotted to Kidnap, Cook & Eat 100 Women, Say Feds
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Amateur Fakes a Fake Cock and Loves It (NSFW)
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You’ll Love These Super Sexy Games, I Promise (NSFW)
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Brooklyn Decker Covers Women’s Health South Africa (Photo Gallery)
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Jessica Simpsons Dad Being Gay Really Explains The Whole Talkin About Her Tits Thing When She Was Younger. Here’s the Latest On That Whole Shitstorm
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Maserati and Sara Jay Getting Ready to Do Out (NSFW)
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Alyona Subbotina is a Nude Treat (NSFW)
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Take a Dip in the Pool With These Sluts
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The Evil Dead Remake is Coming and Here is the Trailer – VIDEO
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Topless Bikini Shark Prank Anyone? – VIDEO
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Teen Mom Farrah’s Face is Just as Ugly as Her Old One
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Abbey Clancy Panties Peek on the Red Carpet
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Tina Fey is Amazing of the Day
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Halle Berry, Eva Green, Ursula Andress: James Bond’s Iconic Beauties (VIDEO)
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Looks Like Sophia Vergara Got Into a Cat Fight
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Surprise! Lindsay Lohan is Stealing Again!
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW AND SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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Sorry Fellas: Women Who Broke Hearts By Coming Out As Lesbians
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Kristen Plant is Getting Naked (NSFW)
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Top 5: WTF Sexy Halloween Costumes (SITE NSFW)
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Fashionable Ladies at Lingerie London, Agent Provocateur and Atsuko Kudo Fashion Show
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Web Cam Gal Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Russel Brand Has Lost His Damn Mind
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These Amateurs Get It On and You Get to Watch (NSFW)
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Check Out These Random Porn Video Collection Thanks to Madam Meow (NSFW)
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

25

Oct

Isabeli Fontana for Morena Rosa Beach of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is an old, tired, Brazilan model who was in SI Swimsuit at 16, cuz SI are sex offenders who shoot underage girls in a sexual light….back in 1999….over a fucking decade ago….back before she was just another stereotype with two kids with different daddies…like immigrants tend to do….

I don’t know if I find these pics hot or not, I am sunstroke and should be outside staring at real live girls in bikinis, which is pretty much exactly what I am going to do, while you debate whether Isabeli Fontana matters or not…cuz I know I don’t care either fucking way….cuz she’s old, tired and damaged goods to me….with serious baggage…something being hotness can’t override…at least not to me….

I looked at MY ARCHIVE OF ISABELLI FONTANA POSTS ….and I’ve decided she’s fucking amazing….

Here are the pics of her recent campaign….

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2012

25

Oct

Melissa Debling Naked Housework for Zoo of the Day

My days are not complete unless I rip off a photo set from one of the UK Lad mags I am amazed actually exist and that people actually buy….even though I am not amazed the models exist…cuz there are naughty, exhibitionist, slutty girls everywhere that just need a little coaxing and proding and promises of fame and fortune to objectify themselves in the best kind of way…..naked and topless….this coulda been a stripper or a school teacher or a pornstar…but instead she’s a housewife…just cleaning up the house properly…unless of course these are staged…in which case I feel lied to……but here are the pics anwyay…cuz a girl looking like this cleaning your house, even if she’s faking it is amazing…while your wife cleaning your house dressed like this is a scary fucking disgusting mess you’d like to avoid…making this all the better fantasy….cuz you know real hot girls date guys who can afford to pay someone to do the cleaning and they only get naked for the pool boy….

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2012

25

Oct

Shane van der Westhuizen is Amazing for FHM South Africa of the Day


Shane van der Westhuizen is some South African Model….because South African woman…at least the rich white ones who don’t have AIDS…are pretty fucking substantial….with all their mixed race interesting features they have generations breeding with with culturally hybrid sperm….making them these tall, lean, lovely, blonde creatures that Charlize Theron paved the fucking way for…..

I guess she’ll soon be on her pilgrimage to America, a place where they want us to know they exist….and I am all for it…I’m even a fucking fan of it cuz she’s a real serious squinting babe….and that’s really all that fucking matters when it comes to masturbating to these international women you’ve you never heard of before today…and will likely never meet…unless the plan backfires and she gets a gig working the tourism counter at the Airport….

All I know is she’s great in FHM South Africa.

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2012

25

Oct

Lara Bingle in a Bathing Suits for Cleo Australia of the Day

LARA BINGLE ignores me on social networking…not that I ever figured out why I was following her in the first place on social networking….you see I have never been to Australia…even though I like their women….who when aren’t Lara Bingle…are fun, down to party, and hot as fuck while dressed all cool….into my sleazy and creepy jokes…but I ended up following her anyway…and bitch has huge amounts of fans…which makes no sense to me….but she’s milking it…getting endorsement gigs and sometimes they end up with her in bikini…while other times they end up with her getting her pussy sniffed by a dog…

She may not matter, but in her defense…no one really does….and here she is in bathing suits for some Australian mag called CLEO

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2012

25

Oct

Daniella Monet’s Mermaid Costume of the Day


Daniella Monet is some chubby 23 year old who has been in a lot of horrible movies…you know the kind of movies that come on TV late night and you’re too lazy to stab yourself in your ears and/or eyes to make the pain stop…so you watch it and end up getting sucked into the story, even if the acting, writing, and everything about it is shit….she’s also been on some TV shows and the world is her fucking oyster…and here she is posting pics of herself in the most inconvenient Halloween costume, unless you have a handler and a massive aquarium but one that is far more erotic than those ghetto “sexy” stripper caliber costumes all the other bitches are wearing….especially when mermaids are porn to you.

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2012

25

Oct

Aubrey O’Day is a Busty Pig on Set of her Music Video of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a ditch pig who you would assume just got raped by a trucker and thrown out after dude was done with her….leaving her deep in the mud to cool off and fish around for something to eat cuz she just can’t stop eating…at least based on her body…and I am sure that stems from hating herself, feeling sorry for herself….all while pretending to be a glorious DIVA….who gets to film music videos and sing songs badly….like some kind of joke…because she plays the game right….when really the only game she should be playing is doing squats….on my dick…till she drops 50 lbs….

I hate fat chicks and I hate Aubrey O’Day….SHe’s the worst.


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2012

25

Oct

Lingerie for Elle Mexico of the Day

As the premiere…most successful…most famous…Mexican on the internet according to me…which isn’t saying much because the level of background research on this topic was little to none….I like to think I have a responsibility to the people…primarily my Mexican brothers and sisters….to showcase the amazing half naked women from their Mexican edition of American magazines…not because I care about Mexico or Mexicans…but because I care about models in lingerie…..at least long enough to get a boner….

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2012

25

Oct

Imogen Thomas Exploits Her Unborn Child Like it was Her Implants of the Day

Imogen Thomas is a Glamour model who is accustomed to exploiting herself, her integrity, her sexuality and her implants in order to get paid, attention and low level celebrity….but most importantly….a football playing husband to finance her existence now that there’s a meal ticket baking in her vile, HPV ridden baby oven….

So seeing her posing in some amateur, bra wearing, autistic looking jack-o-latern painted baby growing inside her bump, all for attention is pretty much expected…if you even know who the fuck this slag is….and if you don’t, she’s just another stripper who has used her stripper values to “make it”….and we love strippers…especially when they reproduce to instill horrible morals and values of tacky behavior onto a new generation….

Here is her pregnant lady body painted body in a bra….because I assume it’s a fetish…at least I know it is going to be one as I stare at these milk filled hormonal violated vagina massive breasts….they are ridiculous.

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