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2012

26

Oct

Renee Olstead Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

Renee Olstead is a pudgy little thing who has been in the acting game for a while, even though she’s only 23….but still long enough to know that no one liked her when she was fat…so she sorted that shit out…and is now is looking good enough for cleavage pics for twitter…even though I PREFERRED HER SELF SHOT NUDES ……she leaked to get noticed….perverts everywhere did notice…cuz I see her name pop up all over the place…despite her average looks..and I guess she can thank her tits for that….and I guess the THE SECRET LIFE OF AN AMERICAN TEENAGER can thank her tits too…cuz they are probably why 90 percent of perverts tune into such a miserable fucking show…not that it is really that miserable…I am only saying that cuz THEY GAVE ME A SHOUT OUT ON IT …and that must make them pretty fucking low grade….:)

Either way, here are her twitpics…not quite exciting…but a good excuse to plug her NUDES …cuz she’s good at taken pics of herself….

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2012

26

Oct

Rosie Huntinton-Whitley Leather Pants on TV of the Day

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You know what…Rosie Huntington Whitley…is pretty fucking ok in my books….and I am not even a bald guy using her as hope that if I was muscular and rich….she’d give me the time of day…I am basing it strictly on the fact that she is a hot fucking model…who with little acting experience proved how obsolete Megan Fox is…and she did it lookin better than Megan Fox ever did….but more importantly she models nude…making her a fucking keeper…at least until she hits 35….

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2012

26

Oct

Cheryl Cole 2013 Calendar of the Day

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Cheryl Cole and her rockin’ prison tats…who was too ghetto do be on the American version of the show she judges in the UK…and who was replaced by a transgendered popstar diva stripper to make the rejection sting all that much more….released her own 2013 calendar….and she looked fucking amazing in it…because she’s pretty fucking hot….depsite having produced some of the worst music ever….but music that was good enough to keep her trash out of the trash and instead in the fancy homes of pro football players she fucked….I mean, I guess she made her own money too, but there’s no fun in lookin’ at the story from that perspective….when really who cares about the story…as it is all about her fucking awesome calendar pics…even if her white trash dad is probably the only guy in the UK who uses calendars…as most people…even blue collar are onto this other thing called TECHNOLOGY…..

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2012

26

Oct

Emily VanCamp in GQ Video of the Day

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This Emily VanCamp character, who was a non child star in Canada for some Nickelodeon show, which I guess makes her a non child star in the States too, even though you know at least one pervert jerked off to her tween bullshit….has officially made it….starring on some shit called Revenge….featured in GQ….and this is the steamy video of a girl I could have got pregnant if I know where to find canadian actors who were plotting to make it in America…before they made it in America….

She kinda turns me on…..but then again so does a bag of cooked spaghetti…shit feels so nice against my cock…

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2012

26

Oct

Gisele Bundchen is Boring in Some Campaign of the Day

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Remember when Gisele was a top model everyone was into….those were the days.

What the fuck is this boring shit…is a life after you get fired from Victoria’s Secret, where you marry a football star, and have his kid….despite possibly being a man….always this anti climatic…lacking any and all sex appeal….really? That’s it…she untaped her cock and deflated her tits and threw it all the fuck away….

Wow…pretty depressing state of affairs….

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2012

26

Oct

Amy Childs Promoting Shit the Best Way of the Day

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This circus clown lookin’ barbie doll no one’s ever really heard and those who have only know her cuz she has big tits….that is Amy Childs has a line of jewelry that she’s promoting the only way she knows how…which is a way that worked well enough for some stripper to have her own jewelry line…and thus probably the only way any girl should promote anything….so girls…start stripping and spreading and all your dreams will come true….

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2012

26

Oct

Nina Agdal for Aerie Holiday 2012 Catalog Pics of the Day

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I make fun of Nina Agdal for having Downs Syndrome face…even though I should be encouraging her…you know that despite her disability…she can make it as a bikini or lingerie model…cuz no one cares about good face..it’s all about ass and titties girl….

But the reality is that I only tease her cuz I like her…she clearly doesn’t have DOWNS…cuz if she did she wouldn’t be modeling…she’d be masturbating at the public pool during retard activity hour…or playing with rocks in the park….or getting knocked up by pervert orderlies at the institution…

You know how it is….and if you don’t here is Nina…lookin’ lovely…yes we are on a first name basis now.

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2012

26

Oct

Candace Bailey Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Candace Bailey is some G4TV Attack of the Show host that doesn’t fucking matter…because Attack of the Show has 5,000 viewers a day…and doesn’t matter….and I am not saying that cuz I hate them…they’ve featured my site on their shit and if anything we’re best fucking friends…I am just saying it cuz it is true….

Sure…they have a few gamer nerds and prebuscent in age and/or sexual experience…loyal fan base in their basements masturbating and plotting how they will one day meet this girl and ask her to get married…while carving her bust out of dried semen….hoping it will Weird Science and come alive…cuz that would sure be easier than leaving the house and talking to a girl in real life…..but the truth is her fame is not really fame….it is that of someone I would probably give my coat to if she was standing by the door at a bar…..you know like she was the coatcheck girl…who can’t afford to take a cab home at the end of the night…cuz G4TV pays her in videogames she has to pawn to pay rent…but it’s her big break people….but I’ll still look at her in a bikini…even if she really should be doing porn….

I don’t know when these are from…cuz I barely know where Candace Bailey is from….

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2012

26

Oct

Sara Jean Underwood’s Big Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

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Sarah Jean Underwood was in Playboy. She is only on TV or Twitter famous because she spread her vagina…naked…in a magazine and in a couple of their shitty Playboy videos….So seeing her post her fake tits in a skimpy outfit should not be endorsed, celebrated, or even jerked off to…because if anything this is supposed to be the first picture in the photoshoot set….you know had she hadn’t turned her back on nude modeling to go mainstream….she’s a fucking traitor…and should be shot…in her fake titties…so they pop…cuz she doesn’t deserve them anymore….she has misused them and their fake titty powers…..She’s a retired Playboy model…this shit doesn’t impress me…get naked or get the fuck out bitch.

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2012

26

Oct

Katy Perry’s Fat Stomach in a Tight Dress for Obama of the Day

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In Central America, the news is not ridden with bullshit politics used to distract and divide a country, when really all the clowns in government are all working for the same corporations that control them….but they don’t want you to know that….

So in being disconnected, I missed this Katy Perry in an inappropriately tight dress promoting Obama in Vegas…that wasn’t inappropriately tight because she was in the presence of the President and should be a little lady like….it was inappropriate cuz she’s too fat and busted up to pull this look off…she looks kinda like the old stripper who can’t leave the life..and walks around shamelessly in panties…while no one gets lap dances from her…except maybe the guys with low self esteem cuz there are other strippers who aren’t dumpy to grab for 10 dollars a song…

I didn’t watch the video with sound…..but I can say….that Fuck this cow is annoying….and any president who doesn’t declare her a national security threat…should probably be voted out of office…especially when using her as part of their endorsement…

Good thing I’m Canadian. So I don’t have to get too worked up about this crime on humanity….

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